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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Phanatic posted:

It's TK-421.

Now I know why he's not at his post.

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iospace
Jan 19, 2038


https://twitter.com/latimes/status/933441260907565057

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe

Freude on you, I beat you :p

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Jesus christ, the entire Schengen area? Good job, idiot. Couldn't have happened to a better person.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


cool how do we ban him from the rest of the countries.
Is banishing someone to the wilderness too savage for the modern day?

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

I see the Poles are making the first move this time

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Hihohe posted:

cool how do we ban him from the rest of the countries.
Is banishing someone to the wilderness too savage for the modern day?

The area of Bir Tawil is unique in that it is unclaimed by any sovereign nation.

It's also a 40-mile stretch of sun-blasted hellscape. Perfect, I feel.

quote:

In 1899, when the United Kingdom held authority in the area, the Anglo-Egyptian Condominium Agreement for Sudan set the border between the territories at the 22nd parallel. However, in 1902 the UK drew a separate "administrative boundary", intended to reflect the actual use of the land by the tribes in the region. Bir Tawil was grazing land used by the Ababda tribe based near Aswan, and thus was placed under Egyptian administration from Cairo. Similarly, the Hala'ib Triangle to the northeast was placed under the British governor of Sudan, because its inhabitants were culturally closer to Khartoum.

Egypt claims the original border from 1899, the 22nd parallel, which would place the Hala'ib Triangle within Egypt and the Bir Tawil area within Sudan. Sudan however claims the administrative border of 1902, which would put Hala'ib within Sudan, and Bir Tawil within Egypt. As a result, both states claim the Hala'ib Triangle and neither claims the much less valuable Bir Tawil area, which is only a tenth the size, and has no permanent settlements or access to the sea. There is no basis in international law for either Sudan or Egypt to claim both territories, and neither nation is willing to cede Hala'ib. With no third state claiming the neglected area, Bir Tawil is one of the few land areas of the world not claimed by any recognised state. Egypt arguably still administers the territory, but it is not marked as Egyptian on government maps.

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/6O2Ldto.mp4

i can still taste him
Feb 16, 2003
Buglord
God damnit, I watched the whole thing.

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


That's extremely impressive and disappointing.

Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy
Because of EA being a bag of dicks with Battlefront 2, loot boxes are now being investigated by multiple governments around the world, with Hawaii state representative Chris Lee calling the game a "Star Wars themed online casino".

Australian gambling analyst says loot boxes 'constitute gambling' by legal definition
Belgium's Justice Minister calls for loot box ban in Europe (Updated)
Belgium and Hawaii look to ban loot boxes, ask others to do the same

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

https://twitter.com/adamjohnsonnyc/status/926463673043996672

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Measly Twerp posted:

Because of EA being a bag of dicks with Battlefront 2, loot boxes are now being investigated by multiple governments around the world, with Hawaii state representative Chris Lee calling the game a "Star Wars themed online casino".

Australian gambling analyst says loot boxes 'constitute gambling' by legal definition
Belgium's Justice Minister calls for loot box ban in Europe (Updated)
Belgium and Hawaii look to ban loot boxes, ask others to do the same

quote:

Wolfe also leveled an unmistakable and rather sinister-sounding warning to anyone in the business hoping that this will all blow over: "It is perhaps unfortunate for these companies that gamers have infiltrated most areas of government; be assured that knowledgeable and interested parties are undertaking a large body of work in relation to issues you noted. And if an avenue of investigation or enforcement is found, then we will most definitely pursue it."

In his full correspondence, Strategic Analyst Wolfe dropped this in which I found funny:

quote:

For me, instead of playing certain Star Wars games I was looking forward to, I will be concerting my efforts on collecting EVERY.SINGLE.MOON in Odyssey.


But yeah. Suck all the dicks EA.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012




That skate park goes on forever. It's huge

Trauma Dog 3000
Aug 30, 2017

by SA Support Robot

Proteus Jones posted:

In his full correspondence, Strategic Analyst Wolfe dropped this in which I found funny:



But yeah. Suck all the dicks EA.

the real 'freude is on gamers when the legislation about game mechanics starts

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Konami really hosed up by getting out of the video game business and into the gambling business.

They should have just paid off legislators to legalize loot crate gambling and exploiting that.

Oh well, maybe deep pockets EA will figure it out.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Trauma Dog 3000 posted:

the real 'freude is on gamers when the legislation about game mechanics starts

But they aren't talking about the mechanics. They're talking about buying a full price AAA title and getting bled dry of either time or money or both to unlock the most iconic characters in the franchise. It's like 40 hours of game time just dedicated to getting those characters, ignoring any other progression in the game. Or a few thousand dollars.

That would be analogous to buying a Zaxxon cabinet (sue me, I *loved* that game) but still having to pump quarters in to play. Then Sega comes to collect them every week.

I'm not a "gamer" by any stretch. Hell, the last game I played was Witcher3 on Easy. But EA is definitely being predatory here.

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem
Actually, the big objection is not that they're selling pay-to-win garbage. Regulators would be generally fine with that - while you as a consumer would be an idiot to buy it, you know going in what it's about, so it's really your own drat fault. Not that much different to Train Simulator having thousands of dollars of DLC.

The big problem is that they're selling lottery tickets. To minors.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!
As I understand, the "loot crate" mechanic is being investigated as gambling because you buy the crates with real money (actually "crystals", in-game currency bought with real money, but same difference), but the contents are random; and among those contents can be "credits", another in-game currency that's used to buy upgrades and more crates (a crate costs 200 crystals or 4000 credits, so the exchange rate is 20 credits for one crystal). And since if you already have an item when you find it in a crate it's directly converted to credits, the system works like a slot machine: put a certain amount of money in it, get X (unknown value) money back.

Literally gambling. Which is illegal to do in most countries unless you are specifically licensed.

Mikl has a new favorite as of 09:05 on Nov 23, 2017

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Yea they're at home slot machines.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Pokemon ended up removing the slot machine and gambling minigames because it was pushing up the games rating in some countries for gambling references. (there's even a reference to this in Omega Ruby/Alpha Sapphire, implying that the Game Corner was recently shut down because of new laws and the former owner gives away the remaining prizes) Not surprising that when companies get too greedy with loot boxes lawmakers eventually start taking notice and realise they're priming kids on gambling with no oversight.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
https://i.imgur.com/fPPPIbh.mp4

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

KoRMaK posted:

That skate park goes on forever. It's huge

This is Woodward, they have like 5 places where it's just a training camp for skateboard/bmx/rollerblades(and it wouldnt surprise me to see scooters). I'm guessing this is the one outside of LA since it doesn't really look like the PA one.

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

Every update to the imgur website just looks more and more horrendous. I'm convinced it is self sabotage.

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

Don't look at me!



KoRMaK posted:

Konami really hosed up by getting out of the video game business and into the gambling business.

They should have just paid off legislators to legalize loot crate gambling and exploiting that.

Oh well, maybe deep pockets EA will figure it out.

Konami wasn't the only JP company to do this. They just happened to spotlight themselves by letting popular franchises vanish and being horrible to their employees.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Grand Theft OughtaBroughtABiggerBrick

https://i.imgur.com/jpFUi3U.mp4

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Grand Theft OughtaBroughtABiggerBrick

https://i.imgur.com/jpFUi3U.mp4

Kinetic energy increases at the square of the velocity :science:

Should have brought a smaller brick! Or a tiny bit of spark plug.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Apologies for the Facebook link, but lol at the perfect ending here

https://www.facebook.com/TheSunStuff/videos/559898777691948/

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Mu Zeta posted:

Every update to the imgur website just looks more and more horrendous. I'm convinced it is self sabotage.



"Self" is absolutely right, but "sabotage" maybe not. I think the right word may be something along the lines of "let's make our users prefer using the mobile app which doesn't have adblock".

We're beating that genie back in the bottle by gimping it reeally really hard, and dolling up the bottle with pay-to-win sequins.

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 15:33 on Nov 23, 2017

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

It's nice to be warned about the incoming schadenfreude ahead of time.

https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo...tm_content=2051

quote:

On Saturday, a limousine driver plans to launch himself on a mile-long flight over the Mojave Desert in a rocket of his own making.

His name is "Mad" Mike Hughes, his steam-powered rocket is built of salvaged metals, his launch pad is repurposed from a used mobile home — and he is confident this will mark the first step toward proving the Earth is flat, after all.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Moon Slayer posted:

It's nice to be warned about the incoming schadenfreude ahead of time.

https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo...tm_content=2051

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZar0WYB5ec&t=80s

Sarcopenia
May 14, 2014

Yeeeeesssss :denmark:

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



KoRMaK posted:

That skate park goes on forever. It's huge

It's Camp Woodward which is a summer camp for skateboarders/BMXers. It's ridiculously nice.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
The scootin' fruity is on us

A Bug
Nov 26, 2008

MOM GET THE CAMERA!
:potg:
My understanding was that the charges they're going with are more severe than whatever hate crime they could have been charged with instead.

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012

KoRMaK posted:

That skate park goes on forever. It's huge

Regrettable posted:

It's Camp Woodward which is a summer camp for skateboarders/BMXers. It's ridiculously nice.

DiggityDoink posted:

This is Woodward, they have like 5 places where it's just a training camp for skateboard/bmx/rollerblades(and it wouldnt surprise me to see scooters). I'm guessing this is the one outside of LA since it doesn't really look like the PA one.
Two of them have these things. This is the one at Woodward West.


CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


What is the schadenfreude in the bmx video? I was hoping he'd bag himself at the end or something.

ExecuDork
Feb 25, 2007

We might be fucked, sir.
Fallen Rib

CommonShore posted:

What is the schadenfreude in the bmx video? I was hoping he'd bag himself at the end or something.

It's on all of us, watching that entire thing through to the end, leaning closer and closer to our monitors every time he wobbles, or looks like he's going to pass too close to some obstacle, or loving every goddam second of his ride. The shadenfreude is on all us ghouls hoping some stranger falls and breaks some bones, and getting ghoul-blue-balls out of it.

Dammit, now I want a proper nutshots video or something.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

A Bug posted:

My understanding was that the charges they're going with are more severe than whatever hate crime they could have been charged with instead.

Yeah, the prosecution didn’t “drop” the hate-crime charges, they upgraded to aggravated assault and aggravated kidnapping, which carry much heavier penalties.

(Bonus: Blair Cottrell is the leader of the ultra-right-wing United Patriots Front in Australia, and is up in arms about the hate crime charges being “dropped” because HE was convicted under hate-crime legislation in September.)

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Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





Goddammit, we're stuck with him. :sigh:

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