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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Peak toxic masculinity is getting cosmetic implants for your dog because it made you feel personally emasculated.

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super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Picnic Princess posted:

Peak toxic masculinity is getting cosmetic implants for your dog because it made you feel personally emasculated.

Lol

That joke about pets resembling their owners.

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Can't the vet just do a doggy vasectomy instead?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Ziv Zulander posted:

Can't the vet just do a doggy vasectomy instead?

Horny dogs are bad.

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

Spinster posted:

Status Report



I feel like I'm missing something here. Maybe because I skipped a lot of the wart removal chat? Is this a wart thing? All I can think of is this belongs in Hop on Pop.

THREAD
BREAD

Thread on bread.

jizzy sillage
Aug 13, 2006

Thread is on a roll.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Picnic Princess posted:

Peak toxic masculinity is getting cosmetic implants for your dog because it made you feel personally emasculated.

But what do we call it if it's done by a single woman who owns a dog, huh? Or what if you have a female dog, buy 8 - 10 neuticles, and have them implanted as breast implants so the doggie can have greater self-esteem about her teats? :haw:

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

jizzy sillage posted:

Thread is on a roll.

Why... that doesn't rhyme at all!

central dogma
Feb 25, 2012

Come to the Undead Settlement in the next 20 mins if u want an ash kicking

Have any more oddly satisfying extraction videos? Here's one in return:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4J-XmVY2wk

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

jizzy sillage posted:

Thread is on a roll.

That is clearly a bobbin upon a bun

White Genocide
Feb 22, 2010

dunno where else to ask for this. after jfk killed did a restaurant put sign out front saying "closed for death of N***** loving president" or is that photo not real

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

White Genocide posted:

dunno where else to ask for this. after jfk killed did a restaurant put sign out front saying "closed for death of N***** loving president" or is that photo not real

:randstare:

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



:3: I love this very much.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

White Genocide posted:

dunno where else to ask for this. after jfk killed did a restaurant put sign out front saying "closed for death of N***** loving president" or is that photo not real

What if his head just did that and nobody shot him

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

central dogma posted:

Have any more oddly satisfying extraction videos? Here's one in return:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4J-XmVY2wk

My wife and mother-in-law both occasionally watch Dr. Pimple Popper videos

fuckin weirdos

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

baw posted:

My wife and mother-in-law both occasionally watch Dr. Pimple Popper videos

fuckin weirdos

Don't you loving dare besmirch Dr. Pimple Popper. Those videos are so drat satisfying.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I got scabies at Shands Hospital in Gainesville when I was born. Hospital was having an epidemic, apparently.

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
I eat rear end.

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

Zipperelli. posted:

Don't you loving dare besmirch Dr. Pimple Popper. Those videos are so drat satisfying.

Can't hate on her too much, her weirdo followers helped her raise thousands of dollars for Hurricane Harvey relief

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Randaconda posted:

I got scabies at Shands Hospital in Gainesville when I was born. Hospital was having an epidemic, apparently.

And that was entirely out of your control so

I got ringworm from cheap motel sheets.

My gf and I were just getting mad rutty with some rum and joking about how the unit next to us was redecorated because the meth lab burned half the place down.

Waking up with too much mascara and these little red spots all over your legs is cool.



What even is this? This person neglects hygiene like whoa

Get an anti-fungal creme when you find out you've been sleeping @ Jesse Pinkerton's

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Randaconda posted:

I got scabies at Shands Hospital in Gainesville when I was born. Hospital was having an epidemic, apparently.

Wasn't the last time, either.

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy

LingcodKilla posted:

Horny dogs are bad.

also testicular cancer in pets is pretty terrible.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Randaconda posted:

I got scabies at Shands Hospital in Gainesville when I was born. Hospital was having an epidemic, apparently.

I got food poisoning from Stupid Nick's Wing Dump in Gainesville.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

I got food poisoning from Stupid Nick's Wing Dump in Gainesville.

"Eat at Stupid Nick's Wing Dump, Experience Stupid Nick's Wing Dump!"

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
That restaurant doesn't really exist and you've ruined the pilgrims birthday! :mad:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Zipperelli. posted:

Wasn't the last time, either.

Holy poo poo, really? :randstare:

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

super macho dude posted:

p sure the hole in fingat is from a planters wart

From experience the only way to get a Plantar's wart out is by steadily digging it out. The fact that they usually appear under your feet makes doing this really awkward, unpleasant and painful for weeks after the fact.

LopanPanzer
Sep 28, 2006
Mango worm removal.
Obviously NMS.

http://youtu.be/LSPJa_-BurI

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


LopanPanzer posted:

Mango worm removal.
Obviously NMS.

http://youtu.be/LSPJa_-BurI

:can::can::can::can:

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Call the police

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

It's Granos??

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Randaconda posted:

Holy poo poo, really? :randstare:

I wanna say about a year ago there was another one.

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

anatomi posted:

Why do I have this thread bookmarked.

this would be a good thread title

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Sludge Tank posted:

I eat rear end.

Did you eat GE Cafe's after he was done with it?

Sic Semper Goon
Mar 1, 2015

Eu tu?

:zaurg:

Switchblade Switcharoo

Radio Paranoia posted:

From experience the only way to get a Plantar's wart out is by steadily digging it out. The fact that they usually appear under your feet makes doing this really awkward, unpleasant and painful for weeks after the fact.

As luck would have it, the wart cluster on my foot was frozen, and then eventually faded away to nothing without the need for manual extraction.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
You can treat plantar warts pretty effectively with aspirin. Grind it up into a fine powder and mix a little bit of water to make it into a paste and use a bandage to hold it right on top of the wart. It takes a few days of constant exposure but it will kill the wart.

Supposedly duct tape of all things can also kill them, something about the adhesive is poisonous to the wart.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Heath posted:

Supposedly duct tape of all things can also kill them, something about the adhesive is poisonous to the wart.

Can confirm. Got rid of one on my hand at the base of my thumb with duct tape and a few days off work so as to not look like a psycho with random duct tape on him.

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Tarantula
Nov 4, 2009

No go ahead stand in the fire, the healer will love the shit out of you.
I wish I had known these simple methods years ago, doctor used nitrogen on 2 warts I had on one hand and hosed it up with one of them so I had to see another doctor to do it who took a picture of the fuckup and used it at a university lecture.

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