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King Kambrook posted:The question I've always wondered, is when crabs get drunk, do they walk forwards or backwards? This is a good post I am very curious about crab drugs now. Can crabs get high? If I had a crab I'd get really high and pretend I'm talking to the aliens from Arrival.
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I spent way too much money for way too long in the reef tank hobby. The worst part is that what really brought me the most joy in my various reeftanks was watching the armies of cheap little hermit crabs you put in there to clean things. These guys are like 3/dollar. They spend their days loving each other up, shell jacking each other's homes, and scaling the rockwork, performing death-defying acts of mountain climbing, which almost always leads to them falling. Now I want another reeftank.
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The Dregs posted:I spent way too much money for way too long in the reef tank hobby. The worst part is that what really brought me the most joy in my various reeftanks was watching the armies of cheap little hermit crabs you put in there to clean things. These guys are like 3/dollar. They spend their days loving each other up, shell jacking each other's homes, and scaling the rockwork, performing death-defying acts of mountain climbing, which almost always leads to them falling. Showpiece fish are the worst. If its not just there to be snipped and snapped at by lil' claws then its sea garbage.
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# ? Nov 22, 2017 23:33 |
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Ashmole posted:I'm still incredibly fascinated by this video Imagine spending the whole day working at crab auschwitz, especially those guys at the beginning spending the whole shift loading Mr Crab on the conveyer belt.
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# ? Nov 22, 2017 23:45 |
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After work, when I'm drinking away the horrors of the day at the nearest dive, I'll go into great detail about my duties as crab Mengele.
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# ? Nov 22, 2017 23:50 |
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# ? Nov 22, 2017 23:56 |
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Seriously you assholes have me looking up liveaquaria.com i don't need this.
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# ? Nov 23, 2017 01:04 |
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The Dregs posted:Seriously you assholes have me looking up liveaquaria.com i don't need this. Pretty good stats on their $3.99 special fiddler crabs $3.69/ea if you buy a dozen. That is a fantastic rate. Crab it up dude.
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# ? Nov 23, 2017 01:18 |
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gently caress YES.
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# ? Nov 23, 2017 01:25 |
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This thread has both gotten me hungry and happy for crabbies. Hopefully I'll eat some crab, and that OP posts the darn hermit vids, soon!
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# ? Nov 23, 2017 07:28 |
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I'm sure some ivory tower intellectual is gonna try to tell us it's unethical to own a crab because we don't know what a crab NEEDS.
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# ? Nov 23, 2017 07:34 |
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CRab gotta eat too
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# ? Nov 23, 2017 08:33 |
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Ashmole posted:I'm still incredibly fascinated by this video Something's definitely wrong with me. I can't stop giggling while watching it. It's some pitch black humor poo poo and I love it.
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# ? Nov 23, 2017 08:43 |
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Admiral Ray posted:CRab gotta eat too I'm loving how they use their giant fight claws to daintily eat fruit
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# ? Nov 23, 2017 10:12 |
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Have Blue posted:Something's definitely wrong with me. I can't stop giggling while watching it. It's some pitch black humor poo poo and I love it. it's the peaceful music, combined with how the rhythm of it matches up with the workings of the machine, combined with how peaceful the crabs look as they face down their grisly demise one by one it's a pretty mesmerizing vid
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# ? Nov 23, 2017 11:09 |
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Hey crab crew! So sorry about the hiatus! After we wrap up turkey day, it’s back to serious business about crabs! 🦀🦀🦀
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# ? Nov 23, 2017 15:53 |
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gender illusionist posted:I'm loving how they use their giant fight claws to daintily eat fruit I laughed out loud, that's a great way of describing it.
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# ? Nov 23, 2017 17:01 |
ContraBoss posted:Sometimes, I like to fan a slice of pizza over the tank and watch his antennae go apeshit as he searches for a pizza-flavored carcass. haha this is awesome I used to have an emrald crab and two pom poms those guys were fuckin sweet
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ContraBoss posted:Anyways, I really dig your war-crab concept and would totally put something like that on my desk, or cubicle shelf etc... can they also use salt water? I always wanted to do one of those tanks that was an aquarium terrarium combo
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# ? Nov 23, 2017 18:07 |
ContraBoss posted:***INCOMING CRABS!*** nice dude, i'm pretty interested in the ecosystem part. Do you have to clean the crab poo poo at all? Or does the garbage crew truly take care of everything? iirc chias can actually grow into a tree if you let them
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# ? Nov 23, 2017 18:25 |
gender illusionist posted:I'm loving how they use their giant fight claws to daintily eat fruit crabs are actually v refined
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# ? Nov 23, 2017 18:31 |
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# ? Nov 23, 2017 19:04 |
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etalian posted:Imagine spending the whole day working at crab auschwitz, especially those guys at the beginning spending the whole shift loading Mr Crab on the conveyer belt. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpqQ1WCTYGE Content Warning: crab death
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# ? Nov 23, 2017 19:20 |
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Have Blue posted:good crab good album when they released the extended version this was the cover wish they kept with the crab themed albums
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# ? Nov 23, 2017 20:06 |
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpqQ1WCTYGE lolling how these videos have such upbeat videos
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# ? Nov 23, 2017 20:10 |
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Ashmole posted:I'm still incredibly fascinated by this video Automatic Crab Butchering machine
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# ? Nov 23, 2017 20:15 |
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I would not want to mess with this crab.
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# ? Nov 23, 2017 20:16 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iu9MKu2YLj4
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# ? Nov 23, 2017 20:17 |
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Scary crab video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0Nfu7iR7lc
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# ? Nov 23, 2017 20:19 |
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# ? Nov 23, 2017 20:24 |
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Grizzwold posted:
The most WH40k crab.
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# ? Nov 23, 2017 21:13 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtcHzxIAwVk Surprise krab ending
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# ? Nov 23, 2017 21:27 |
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# ? Nov 23, 2017 22:37 |
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Alibaba is basically the crab holocaust museum.
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# ? Nov 23, 2017 22:46 |
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poor crabbos
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# ? Nov 23, 2017 23:00 |
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one of my favorite pieces of art is all crabs ai weiwei - river crab
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# ? Nov 24, 2017 02:29 |
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the black husserl posted:one of my favorite pieces of art is all crabs Stinky
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# ? Nov 24, 2017 02:58 |
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the black husserl posted:one of my favorite pieces of art is all crabs All I'm saying is, modern art is a racket, Ai Weiwei is a hack and those good lil crabs died for no useful purpose.
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# ? Nov 24, 2017 03:10 |
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Have Blue posted:Something's definitely wrong with me. I can't stop giggling while watching it. It's some pitch black humor poo poo and I love it. It's the music. It takes the emotion out of it and makes it this modern art monstrosity
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# ? Nov 24, 2017 03:56 |
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# ? Jun 3, 2024 21:31 |
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those are individually handcrafted porcelain crabs ya'll are stupid lol
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