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claw game handjob
Mar 27, 2007

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Skwirl posted:

Can we make Trouble the terrible joke comic we recommend to people instead of Avengers 200? at least the sex in that one is consensual.

X-O posted:

I think it should be Marville. Everyone should experience that.

I legitimately like both of these, you monsters. There's even written proof thanks to Gavok and the late 4thletter

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Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006

Isn't the worst thing about Trouble just the gross coquettish teen model covers?

Fangz
Jul 5, 2007

Oh I see! This must be the Bad Opinion Zone!
Reading the wikipedia to Trouble and wtf were Marvel thinking

claw game handjob
Mar 27, 2007

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ow ow fuck it's caught
i'm bleeding
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WHY ARE YOU STILL SMILING

Teenage Fansub posted:

Isn't the worst thing about Trouble just the gross coquettish teen model covers?

Yeah. It's basically just a sex farce that uses the names "May" and "Ben".

Fangz
Jul 5, 2007

Oh I see! This must be the Bad Opinion Zone!
The idea of Marvel execs coming up with getting Mark Millar to do Trouble to appeal to girls and women is the funniest thing I've heard in a while.



https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/49/Marvel_Trouble_1.jpg

quote:

These covers were to appeal to a female audience (Marvel originally hoped for high sales outside the comic scene, particularly with a collected edition that was to be heavily promoted in many bookstores, but never published after the series did not do well in the direct market).

Hmm yes I can see many women were involved in the process here

Fangz fucked around with this message at 12:54 on Nov 23, 2017

Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006

In the early 2000s he'd come off of a pretty great all-ages Superman run. At one time you could have considered him versatile.

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


Well the idea of doing a series that's targeted at young girls and women related to Spider-Man isn't a bad idea in general, the execution was just godawful. I mean, even the Dodsons were perfect for the job.

Hell, just a few months after Trouble ended, the first issue of what would become Spider-Man Loves Mary Jane was released.

And I maintain that series still holds up to this day. (With the exception of the non-McKeever stuff).

Fangz
Jul 5, 2007

Oh I see! This must be the Bad Opinion Zone!
Yeah, I can't fault them for trying, but boy does this look like a scene from that Mel Gibson movie, What Women Want.

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


Marvel trying to get that manga money was pretty funny, but at least we got Runaways out of it.

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib

Open Marriage Night posted:

Marvel trying to get that manga money was pretty funny, but at least we got Runaways out of it.

I was thinking about this the other day and was trying to think of what great comics came out of terrible or failed imprints? Runaways came out of Tsunami and Transmet came out of Helix.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Teenage Fansub posted:

Isn't the worst thing about Trouble just the gross coquettish teen model covers?

It's also painfully unfunny and dumb.

Vincent
Nov 25, 2005



Madkal posted:

I was thinking about this the other day and was trying to think of what great comics came out of terrible or failed imprints? Runaways came out of Tsunami and Transmet came out of Helix.

Hard Time, a series from Steve Gerber, came out of DC Focus.

I like it.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Open Marriage Night posted:

Marvel trying to get that manga money was pretty funny, but at least we got Runaways out of it.

Sentinel was fun as well.

Soonmot
Dec 19, 2002

Entrapta fucking loves robots




Grimey Drawer

Rhyno posted:

Sentinel was fun as well.

RIP Livewires

claw game handjob
Mar 27, 2007

pinch pinch scrape pinch
ow ow fuck it's caught
i'm bleeding
JESUS TURN IT OFF
WHY ARE YOU STILL SMILING

Soonmot posted:

RIP Livewires

Adam Warren absolutely kept trying to make "all the abandoned robots/tech in this world with sentience have their own subculture" a thing. See also: Iron Man: Hypervelocity (the final issue of which is probably one of my favorite ideas in all of Marvel)

The series has followed a failsafe suit launched with an AI fashioned after Tony's brain when the real one is incapacitated. Over the course of the issues it realizes "wait I don't need the limiters or protections that save human-Tony from G forces or heat or whatever" and it's been upgrading itself past its limits, as the person who attacked the real guy reveals itself. The last issue is the rogue AI vs. the Tony AI on a SHIELD helicarrier over the course of 3:30 in scaled-back time with occasional glimpses from the view of the loving terrified humans on the ship watching this dervish go down and unable to comprehend it.

The grounding point for the timescale is that Tonybot is listening to Search and Destroy for the entire battle.

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


Madkal posted:

I was thinking about this the other day and was trying to think of what great comics came out of terrible or failed imprints? Runaways came out of Tsunami and Transmet came out of Helix.
I suppose it depends on your definition of 'success'.

Spider-Man Loves Mary Jane I'd argue was successful - 28 issues isn't bad at all. Ditto Spider-Girl for the MC2, considering that title managed to reach 100 issues and then got relaunched twice. If you want to take the long view, Ultimate Spider-Man outlasted every other Ultimate book (although the question of when its dropoff in quality began is A Matter Of Some Debate).

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


END ME SCOOB posted:

Adam Warren absolutely kept trying to make "all the abandoned robots/tech in this world with sentience have their own subculture" a thing. See also: Iron Man: Hypervelocity (the final issue of which is probably one of my favorite ideas in all of Marvel)

The series has followed a failsafe suit launched with an AI fashioned after Tony's brain when the real one is incapacitated. Over the course of the issues it realizes "wait I don't need the limiters or protections that save human-Tony from G forces or heat or whatever" and it's been upgrading itself past its limits, as the person who attacked the real guy reveals itself. The last issue is the rogue AI vs. the Tony AI on a SHIELD helicarrier over the course of 3:30 in scaled-back time with occasional glimpses from the view of the loving terrified humans on the ship watching this dervish go down and unable to comprehend it.

The grounding point for the timescale is that Tonybot is listening to Search and Destroy for the entire battle.


How many times has Tony fought an empty suit come to life? Because that makes 3 off the top of my head

claw game handjob
Mar 27, 2007

pinch pinch scrape pinch
ow ow fuck it's caught
i'm bleeding
JESUS TURN IT OFF
WHY ARE YOU STILL SMILING
Oh, no, the empty suit is the good guy. The actual Tony is basically in surgery for the entire miniseries.

Soonmot
Dec 19, 2002

Entrapta fucking loves robots




Grimey Drawer

END ME SCOOB posted:

Adam Warren absolutely kept trying to make "all the abandoned robots/tech in this world with sentience have their own subculture" a thing. See also: Iron Man: Hypervelocity (the final issue of which is probably one of my favorite ideas in all of Marvel)

The series has followed a failsafe suit launched with an AI fashioned after Tony's brain when the real one is incapacitated. Over the course of the issues it realizes "wait I don't need the limiters or protections that save human-Tony from G forces or heat or whatever" and it's been upgrading itself past its limits, as the person who attacked the real guy reveals itself. The last issue is the rogue AI vs. the Tony AI on a SHIELD helicarrier over the course of 3:30 in scaled-back time with occasional glimpses from the view of the loving terrified humans on the ship watching this dervish go down and unable to comprehend it.

The grounding point for the timescale is that Tonybot is listening to Search and Destroy for the entire battle.


Gothic Lolita teamed up with, I think, Deadpool in the last couple years. I remember that.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Teenage Fansub posted:

Isn't the worst thing about Trouble just the gross coquettish teen model covers?
I think you're thinking of the Emma Frost prequel series, which was actually pretty good and could have appealed to teen girls except every cover was softcore porn.

Lightning Lord
Feb 21, 2013

$200 a day, plus expenses

CapnAndy posted:

I think you're thinking of the Emma Frost prequel series, which was actually pretty good and could have appealed to teen girls except every cover was softcore porn.

Same for the BKV Mystique series. They both had lovely Greg Horn covers.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Man, I used to be a big fan of Rurouni Kenshin and hearing that the creator is a pedo really sucks. I don't know if I'll ever be able to enjoy it again.

Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011




Lipstick Apathy

muscles like this! posted:

Man, I used to be a big fan of Rurouni Kenshin and hearing that the creator is a pedo really sucks. I don't know if I'll ever be able to enjoy it again.

quote:

Watsuki is quoted as telling authorities, “I liked girls from the upper grades of elementary school to around the second year of junior high school.”

Christ.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

CapnAndy posted:

I think you're thinking of the Emma Frost prequel series, which was actually pretty good and could have appealed to teen girls except every cover was softcore porn.

That series had some too, but he's definitely right about Trouble:
http://www.comicbookdb.com/title_covergallery.php?ID=870

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/BenjaminJS/status/933829844265205765

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

The Bugle's gonna have a field day with this.

irlZaphod
Mar 26, 2004

Kiss the Joycon to Kiss Zelda

Roth posted:

You don't have to read Watchmen. Just watch the movie and read sone essays


Madkal posted:

I was thinking about this the other day and was trying to think of what great comics came out of terrible or failed imprints? Runaways came out of Tsunami and Transmet came out of Helix.
The BKV (and, later, Sean McKeever) Mystique series was really bloody good, and also came out of Tsunami.

e: She-Hulk was also a victim of those Greg Horn covers. They were so bloody awful.

irlZaphod fucked around with this message at 15:31 on Nov 24, 2017

Lightning Lord
Feb 21, 2013

$200 a day, plus expenses

Greg Horny is a truly repugnant artist.

Soonmot
Dec 19, 2002

Entrapta fucking loves robots




Grimey Drawer
I don't want to poo poo up the DC thread, but what the gently caress, Doomsday Clock? Johns aping Moore's style was ridiculous. I don't know exactly what I expected, but yuck.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Soonmot posted:

I don't want to poo poo up the DC thread, but what the gently caress, Doomsday Clock? Johns aping Moore's style was ridiculous. I don't know exactly what I expected, but yuck.

poo poo it up. Everyone has different opinions.

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!




Good mail day today

Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

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I think low-key Tsunami was actually a pretty good set of comics that gets remembered as a fiasco because Marvel was really flinging out a lot of experiments at the time and "let's do a Manga line!" was dumb marketing and they killed the Tsnami branding after a year. But really, the complete line of Tsunami-branded titles was:

- Runaways, one of the more universally acclaimed series/new characters of the past fifteen years
- Mystique/Sentinel/Inhumans, generally well-liked books that helped launch Brian K Vaughn and Sean McKeever's careers
- Emma Frost, which as mentioned was a solid YA-style book with awful softcore covers
- Human Torch, which I don't remember being terribly well received but was Skottie Young's first big break

The only real stinkers in the batch were Daniel Way's Thing from Another World Venom series and Bill Jemas's bizarre Teen Namor series, which I was shocked to see lasted twelve whole issues. Meanwhile the EPIC relaunch was literally just Trouble, and I was going to say "also that insane Daniel Way Ant-Man interview" but that was MAX: Daniel Way's lovely pre-canceled EPIC book was Gun Theory, but since I looked it up here is that Daniel Way Ant-Man interview:

quote:

THE PULSE: You've got a lot of different projects coming out from Marvel. How tough is it to write for various audiences and be working on a variety of comics instead of just one genre and style?

DANIEL WAY: I write everything the same way--it just gets edited differently from project to project.

THE PULSE: What do you find the most challenging about having the variety?

WAY: The most challenging part is sitting down to write when all I really want to do is get ****ed-up and get laid.

THE PULSE: What's going on with Gun Theory?

WAY: Jon and I still own Gun Theory in its entirety, so you'll be seeing it some day. We love the book and we're here to do what we love.


THE PULSE: What inspired your upcoming Ant Man Marvel Max series?

WAY: Axel asked me to write an Ant-Man Marvel Max series.

THE PULSE: Hank Pym in the Ultimates universe seems a little "Max" but the mainstream universe Hank Pym has never seemed that cutting edge or mature - at least before the Avengers 71 issue - so why was this Ant Man (as opposed to Scott Lange ) chosen for the Max series?

WAY: I don't know (just like I don't know about this "Avengers 71" thing). Marvel sent me this big book of old Ant-Man stories and said "go". I flipped through it--sometimes he got really small, sometimes he got really big...I didn't know what the **** was going on. So I just read the first 6 or 8 pages of the first story, got it and went off.

THE PULSE: What do you view as Hank's greatest assets?

WAY: Well...he can make himself really small. That's what we call his "power".

THE PULSE: What do you view as his greatest weaknesses?

WAY: Insecurity. Egomania. Totally *** outfit.

THE PULSE: What are your goals with this series?

WAY: Midget prostitute in a plush kangaroo costume.

THE PULSE: What are some of the elements that will make this comic have to be for Mature readers?

WAY: The butt-****ing, mostly.

THE PULSE: Someone at Marvel commented "Ant Man could hang out in supermodels underwear drawers" or something along those lines. What if any plans do you have for Hank to do some pranks and silly things with his powers?

WAY: That was John Miesegaes...that guy's a goddamn idiot. You don't want the panties in the underwear drawer that are all clean and ****--you want the ones in the laundry hamper got the stank on 'em.

THE PULSE: When does this story take place? In the present? Past? What's Hank Pym's mindset like at the start of the story?

WAY: Time doesn't matter: THIS IS A COMIC BOOK. As for his mindset: He's pissed off and tired of being marginalized. Same as in the first 6 or 8 pages of the very first Ant-Man story.

THE PULSE: How does he get tapped to help capture espionage agents?

WAY: He gets asked by a compromised FBI agent who says that his country is in terrible danger and he's the only one who can help. Guy like Pym can't resist a line like that--makes him feel special. Like: "Yeah, they could've asked Iron Man...but they asked ME, instead."

THE PULSE: After everything Hank's been through, why does he still have so many self-esteem issues?

WAY: He's ANT-MAN--It's not like being called SPIDER-MAN. I mean, how many bad-rear end bikers you ever seen with tattoos of ANTS on their arms?

THE PULSE: Pym's pretty smart, so how does he become a pawn in the larger scheme of things?

WAY: He's more than "pretty smart"...he's a ****in' GENIUS. So...I once heard that Einstein had to tie a ribbon to his doorknob so he could remember which house was his.

THE PULSE: Which would you rather be: Ant Man or Giant Man or Yellowjacket? Why?

WAY: Who the **** are Giant Man and Yellowjacket? Doesn't matter: None of the above.

THE PULSE: What - if any - research did you have to do to write this story?

WAY: I told you about the big book, right?

THE PULSE: What's coming up in Venom?

WAY: The next storyline is called "Patterns" and goes back in time to show how Venom ended up in the Arctic and why.

THE PULSE: Wolverine is in the Run storyline, what other Marvel U characters might guest star in the upcoming year?

WAY: Fantastic Four, Nick Fury, Spider-Man.

THE PULSE: How - if at all - has the way you view Venom changed since you began working on this?

WAY: Hasn't changed.

THE PULSE: What other projects are you working on?

WAY: I'm working on this movie called "Kill-Crazy Nymphos Attack". It's gonna be ****in' RETARDED.

Big Bad Voodoo Lou
Jan 1, 2006
Wow, what an absolute cretin! I've never read any of his work before (thankfully), but I just looked him up, and he never ended up writing Ant-Man after all:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Way

Was that because of this terrible interview, or did other things transpire?

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Retro Futurist posted:



Good mail day today

drat, crazy good haul

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Edge & Christian posted:

since I looked it up here is that Daniel Way Ant-Man interview:
So was he doing shtick or did he really think this was edgy and cool

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I will forever be irritated that Trouble was not a The Trouble With Girls relaunch.

Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters

Big Bad Voodoo Lou posted:

Wow, what an absolute cretin! I've never read any of his work before (thankfully), but I just looked him up, and he never ended up writing Ant-Man after all:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Way

Was that because of this terrible interview, or did other things transpire?
From what I remember, Marvel MAX was meant to be a separate universe similar to how DCU/Vertigo had a semi-permeable membrane back in the early 1990s; you couldn't have Superman or Wonder Woman running around in a book full of nudity and graphic violence and profanity, but Zatanna or the Phantom Stranger or some experiment made by LexCorp or whatever could pop in when needed. You can see this in early books like Alias or the Hood, where the title characters were firmly on the "MAX" side and never appeared in non-MAX books, but you could have Luke Cage or Daredevil or the Daily Bugle show up as supporting/cameo players.

Like a lot of the "expansion" publishing initiatives, MAX had a lot of chaos and not-great planning behind it, and there's an excellent chance that played the prime role in green lighting then canceling the Ant-Man MAX book. Daniel Way was working on several Marvel books prior to that interview, and only got higher-profile gigs (Wolverine Origins, Deadpool) in the years following, writing consistently for almost a decade after that interview. If anything, maybe some higher-up caught wind of the Ant-MAX book because of the ado about this interview, and since this woul have been right around the time the early plans for Marvel Studios/Marvel Films would have been percolating, nixed having an Avenger (one of the few characters they held the rights to back in 2003-4) and potential film star in a book about buttfucking and used panties. Actually looking it up, this would have been around the time Edgar Wright first pitched what (eventually, circuitously) would turn into the 2015 "Ant-Man as Struggling Family Man" film, so I wouldn't be shocked at all if that's the case. I know they killed off Scott Lang and did that Irredeemable Ant-Man book a few years later, but even that seemed like a dunderheaded attempt to sort of finesse Ant-Man into a "clean" film franchise status quo, even if Kirkman forgot to ever get around to the "heart of gold" part of the scoundrel.

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

Edge & Christian posted:

since I looked it up here is that Daniel Way Ant-Man interview:

Cocaine's a helluva drug

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.
My comic shop was having an amazing deal on backorders today. $1 per comic. He said he just need to make space. I didn't know Jim Zub was doing a Samurai Jack comic, but I bought their entire stock.

I also didn't know that guy had an employee. That employee, well. Listen, the main seller has opinions but he always tries to avoid shiting on anything. He may have a negative opinion, but he also knows he's trying to sell poo poo. Sure, we'll shoot the poo poo about making fun of Civil War II, but this kid was saying how Doomsday Clock is the radioactive glow of the death of the comic book industry.

When you're still trying to sell that loving book, don't say that poo poo. Sure, we both already had a copy, but keep your mouth shut. Don't mislead people, and be honest if you think they may not like something, but also remember that you sell poo poo for a living. Like, you shouldn't lie to customers cuz that hurt you in the long run, but probably temper your feelings and talk more neutral.

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Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib
Thinking of failed line launches and what not I remember DC You being considered a dud even though it had critically acclaimed books like Martian Manhunter, Midnighter and the super excellent too good for it's time Prez.

Also Daniel Way is a hack who pretended to be a bad boy but thought the best way to have that image was to say gently caress a lot.

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