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Like, an extra $270 bucks or something?
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Nov 24, 2017 04:08
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Breakfast Feud posted:Like, an extra $270 bucks or something? Lol he’s gettin paid and you a pussyboy
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Nov 24, 2017 04:43
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Dr. Tim Whatley posted:Lol he’s gettin paid and you a pussyboy
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Nov 24, 2017 04:51
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There are animals and bugs! In the dark!
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Nov 24, 2017 04:52
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Dr. Tim Whatley posted:Lol he’s gettin paid and you a pussyboy This is the goddamned truth.
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Nov 24, 2017 04:53
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Breakfast Feud posted:Like, an extra $270 bucks or something? I'm kind of with him on this one unless you live on the island of Dr Moreau or something.
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Nov 24, 2017 04:56
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Breakfast Feud posted:Like, an extra $270 bucks or something? per trip??
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Nov 24, 2017 05:59
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I don't know. On one hand the $270 is nice , but on the other hand you increase your chances of hitting a deer or whatever fairly large animal that can gently caress you up. Especially at night and when they are in the mating season.
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Nov 24, 2017 06:01
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limp_cheese posted:I don't know. On one hand the $270 is nice , but on the other hand you increase your chances of hitting a deer or whatever fairly large animal that can gently caress you up. Especially at night and when they are in the mating season. Tell us where the deer touched you.
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Nov 24, 2017 06:13
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Spend some of that overtime money on a proper roo-bar and you'll be laughing all the way to the bank.
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Nov 24, 2017 06:17
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Sormus posted:One of my coworkers is the cause of 'Free lunches does not cover buffet' disclaimer at our work. Is your coworker Farva
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Nov 24, 2017 06:18
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The workaholics are fine in workplaces where it isn't mandatory and means the people that want a life outside of work get a chance to spend time with their families. The reason I got Thanksgiving off is because somebody else would rather get 2.5x pay than spend time with their family. I've done both and while the money is really appealing, my job has low turnover and for a job I expect to be at for 20+ years and I'd rather be paid to be with my family than to be at work of given the choice.
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Nov 24, 2017 06:37
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n8r posted:Tell us where the deer touched you. When I was younger I was curious if putting salt on my dick and having a deer lick it off would feel good. Alcohol was obviously involved with a healthy dose of my friends egging me on. So there I was, in the snow, with my pants down and salt on my dick when a deer came up. It took some coaxing but eventually we convinced the deer to start licking and it did feel good. Like getting a BJ from a girl with a large, flat tongue. Anyways, I forgot where I was up until the point when I cummed on its face. It obviously didn't take kindly to that and kicked me in the chest while running away. I was lucky I didn't break any ribs but it left a nasty bruise for months. My friend's never let me live that one down.
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Nov 24, 2017 06:49
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Lol u poors, $270 is literally butthole change
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Nov 24, 2017 06:49
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Drunk Tomato posted:Lol u poors, $270 is literally butthole change How do you get away with charging such an excessive price to use your butthole?
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Nov 24, 2017 11:02
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limp_cheese posted:When I was younger I was curious if putting salt on my dick and having a deer lick it off would feel good. Alcohol was obviously involved with a healthy dose of my friends egging me on. So there I was, in the snow, with my pants down and salt on my dick when a deer came up. It took some coaxing but eventually we convinced the deer to start licking and it did feel good. Like getting a BJ from a girl with a large, flat tongue. Anyways, I forgot where I was up until the point when I cummed on its face. It obviously didn't take kindly to that and kicked me in the chest while running away. I was lucky I didn't break any ribs but it left a nasty bruise for months. drat I can't believe you felt fit to share this story about how you raped a deer.
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Nov 24, 2017 11:23
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Jim Barris posted:drat I can't believe you felt fit to share this story about how you raped a deer. Maybe limp_cheese is a really really big fan of the Foo Fighters and just misinterpreted their song "Dear lover"
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Nov 24, 2017 11:29
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Blue Train posted:How fat is he Hes thin.
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Nov 24, 2017 11:55
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Deer are crepuscular, not nocturnal, so if it's dark he's probably fine. He might have to cope with the horror of seeing bugs though, can't help you there
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Nov 24, 2017 13:32
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i like nice words
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Baronjutter posted:My friend was dating a very crazy person who could never hold down a job because she was crazy, but one one of those perpetual victims. She was never the common factor in why she was constantly getting fired, losing friends, and being evicted. She was also a hoarder and one of the things she loved to hoard was animals, especially snakes. She was constantly laying it on thick how poor she was while spending every bit of disposable income on getting just one more expensive snake. She had like a huge book shelf full of transparent bins full of snakes while living in filthy hoarder conditions, as well as other small caged pets. She always wanted to buy new ones but didn't take care of the existing ones so that fell to my poor friend. After they broke up and he was allowed out of his snake pit and have a social life again he was going over just how much of their monthly budget was going to her loving snake addiction, how they both made enough money to be perfectly financially stable but she was a hoarder and seemed to feed on being financially stressed all the time. And boy did she love telling everyone about how poor she was. It was her excuse for everything and she would jump at the chance to give a big long self-righteous rant about how her life is such a struggle everyone else can't possibly understand because no one but her knows the stresses of poverty. Snake person, pet hoarder, poor person buying body mods, perma-victim, social media tyrant. Checks a lot of loser boxes.
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Nov 24, 2017 14:01
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Dr. Tim Whatley posted:Lol he’s gettin paid and you a pussyboy With the amount of OT you get on these jobs pulling 10-12 hour days it's an amount I can totally pass up if it means not having to deal with 6 hours of idiots tailing me with their high beams. I hate it because the glare reflects off my loving coke bottle lenses. Either way I get paid to drive and you almost always book OT on the trip out anyway. I am a huge pussy but if it means not having to drive at night in a snowstorm that's A-ok. edit: the bug thing isn't cos it's gross it's cos it's a huge pain in the dick having to wipe off a giant layer of bug guts off the windshield and lights every few miles I'm real sorry y'all poors who gotta scramble for extra pennies autism ZX spectrum fucked around with this message at 15:17 on Nov 24, 2017 |
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Nov 24, 2017 15:15
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Breakfast Feud posted:With the amount of OT you get on these jobs pulling 10-12 hour days it's an amount I can totally pass up if it means not having to deal with 6 hours of idiots tailing me with their high beams. I hate it because the glare reflects off my loving coke bottle lenses. Either way I get paid to drive and you almost always book OT on the trip out anyway. I am a huge pussy but if it means not having to drive at night in a snowstorm that's A-ok. Oh no! Light! HIDE!!!
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Nov 24, 2017 15:20
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Breakfast Feud posted:With the amount of OT you get on these jobs pulling 10-12 hour days it's an amount I can totally pass up if it means not having to deal with 6 hours of idiots tailing me with their high beams. I hate it because the glare reflects off my loving coke bottle lenses. Either way I get paid to drive and you almost always book OT on the trip out anyway. I am a huge pussy but if it means not having to drive at night in a snowstorm that's A-ok. He paid and you not, lmao
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Nov 24, 2017 15:28
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lol @ u capitalists ignoring work/life balance me, an idiot: sits around at home drinking beer in sweatpants you, an intellectual: volunteers for a 14 hour shift for a thankless company
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Nov 24, 2017 15:40
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When I worked for the government and we went on trips to different sites a lot of people would drive there instead of flying. We got paid for the travel time so they made more money that way, plus they got the mileage reimbursement, pretty sweet deal I guess. I think they were afraid of flying, or at least that is what they said.
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Nov 24, 2017 15:58
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Jim Barris posted:drat I can't believe you felt fit to share this story about how you raped a deer. Yeah, none of that was true. I just didn't feel like doing a quick reply to that other guy and decided to do some creative writing.
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Nov 24, 2017 17:29
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Jim knew but lol salt dick lollipop nice
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Nov 24, 2017 17:30
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I moved halfway across the country and my roommate sat on our rental application for a week before submitting it because he didn't want us to spend $60 unless we were absolutely sure it was what we wanted. Of course he didn't think about the cost of me driving out here and having somewhere to stay for an extra week past when I planned to move in, which is far more than $60. It wasn't even his money, I insisted on paying the application fee so that there was no risk for him submitting it.
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Nov 24, 2017 17:55
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When I was 9 for Christmas my grandparents gave me a 1992 almanac. It was Christmas of 1993. When I was 7 they bought me a candle. It was red white and blue.
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Nov 24, 2017 18:15
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limp_cheese posted:When I was younger I was curious if putting salt on my dick and having a deer lick it off would feel good. Alcohol was obviously involved with a healthy dose of my friends egging me on. So there I was, in the snow, with my pants down and salt on my dick when a deer came up. It took some coaxing but eventually we convinced the deer to start licking and it did feel good. Like getting a BJ from a girl with a large, flat tongue. Anyways, I forgot where I was up until the point when I cummed on its face. It obviously didn't take kindly to that and kicked me in the chest while running away. I was lucky I didn't break any ribs but it left a nasty bruise for months. You could have omitted the cum part. Actually you should've omitted the whole post
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Nov 24, 2017 18:37
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That post was deerily inept.
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Nov 24, 2017 18:42
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:That post was deerily inept. Dammit I wanted to make that joke
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limp_cheese posted:When I was younger I was curious if putting salt on my dick and having a deer lick it off would feel good. Alcohol was obviously involved with a healthy dose of my friends egging me on. So there I was, in the snow, with my pants down and salt on my dick when a deer came up. It took some coaxing but eventually we convinced the deer to start licking and it did feel good. Like getting a BJ from a girl with a large, flat tongue. Anyways, I forgot where I was up until the point when I cummed on its face. It obviously didn't take kindly to that and kicked me in the chest while running away. I was lucky I didn't break any ribs but it left a nasty bruise for months.
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Nov 24, 2017 20:29
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A friend of mine works at this rich white people grocery store and told me about a woman whom will buy food, eat half of it and then return the rest claiming that it wasn't what they wanted. Every. Single. Time. No matter what she purchased, she would return it a few days later.
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Nov 24, 2017 20:41
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limp_cheese posted:Yeah, none of that was true. I just didn't feel like doing a quick reply to that other guy and decided to do some creative writing. nice back pedal, deer raper. and just lol at the guy turning down $270 because driving with glasses is hard and bugs are icky. you could hire someone to drive you and still turn a profit. Mokbek posted:A friend of mine works at this rich white people grocery store and told me about a woman whom will buy food, eat half of it and then return the rest claiming that it wasn't what they wanted. this is really common among olds
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Nov 25, 2017 00:07
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Hoshi posted:I moved halfway across the country and my roommate sat on our rental application for a week before submitting it because he didn't want us to spend $60 unless we were absolutely sure it was what we wanted. Someone not even willing to pay SOMEONE ELSE'S money, for a necessary application, is a massive red flag. I wouldn't move in with that person. Did their cheapness cause you to regret sharing a house later?
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Nov 25, 2017 00:19
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Mokbek posted:A friend of mine works at this rich white people grocery store and told me about a woman whom will buy food, eat half of it and then return the rest claiming that it wasn't what they wanted. I know some people who work at the food bank and they tell me they constantly get smug rich dudes who want to load up their lexus SUV with food bank food. "Is the food not free? Oh are you checking the income of everyone else?" they end up just giving them the food because it's way too much trouble to deny them. Every time they get the food they walk away with the biggest poo poo eating grin as if they had just "proved a point" A lot of rich people are incredibly hosed up.
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Nov 25, 2017 00:53
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One Christmas my grandmother gave me what every ten-year-old girl dreams of finding under the tree: a used washcloth and four feet of twine. She was pretty well-off, but she grew up in the Depression and it had a very obvious effect on her.
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Nov 25, 2017 01:07
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ZombieJesus posted:Someone not even willing to pay SOMEONE ELSE'S money, for a necessary application, is a massive red flag. I wouldn't move in with that person. Did their cheapness cause you to regret sharing a house later? It's happening right now, I'm staying with my friend's very generous parents! I still don't feel great about it, but we've had a lot of conversations about it, including having him calculate what it would cost for me to be here without the great people who took me in. We'll see whether I regret it.
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Baronjutter posted:I know some people who work at the food bank and they tell me they constantly get smug rich dudes who want to load up their lexus SUV with food bank food. "Is the food not free? Oh are you checking the income of everyone else?" they end up just giving them the food because it's way too much trouble to deny them. Every time they get the food they walk away with the biggest poo poo eating grin as if they had just "proved a point" Actually the way to handle this is to treat them like they are poor people and intentionally include extra information about the available warming centers and stuff. They HATE this. They want to be the rich person who beat the system, if you treat them like poor widdle lost souls who needs some foods and bwankets, they loving hate it. They get furious. haha it owns.
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Nov 25, 2017 06:20
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