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What is YISUN?
Mother
A lie we tell ourselves to have a purpose
Bliss
A paradox with no solution
Father
A strong female protagonist
The weakest thing there is and the smallest crawling thing
Creator
Everything in this miserable and hellish existence
A solution with no paradoxes
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Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
you guys' posting makes me want her to die a pointless and trite death

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Tar_Squid
Feb 13, 2012
Your existence makes me want her death to have meaning.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
I mean, it's also possible that, once they bust Zaid out, it turns out he's into shy, smart girls (a definition Incubus-fueled Allison no longer fits) and she's in to bad boys, and they pair off, but right now she's standing on a big ole X.

She's also kind of boring at the moment and definitely not royalty, but who knows, that might change too.

Dead Reckoning fucked around with this message at 15:50 on Nov 21, 2017

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Dead Reckoning posted:

Tell that to all the people who were convinced that Lucky Felicia was totally gonna make it.

Throne, and the KSBD universe as a whole, has been consistently shown to be a place where kind, moral, upstanding people don't last super long, either being ground down, or run the gently caress over. The Angels, pure embodiments of order with stone skin, fiery blood, and kung-fu grips, couldn't even hold their own order together.

Nyave's characterization so far has been "endearing, brave, upstanding, and moral" and she is the member of the crew least equipped to survive.

What part of doing break-ins for demons counts as "kind, moral, upstanding"

Throne has consistently shown to be a place where there just plain aren't a hell of a lot of kind, moral, upstanding people. it's a giant graveyard where ambitious assholes go to murder other assholes in a naked power struggle while anyone halfway reasonable stays as far the gently caress away as possible and opens a noodle shop. Nyave was one of those, then she (like Allison) had a run of bad luck and got sucked into this mess.

A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 16:26 on Nov 21, 2017

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
Maybe she did a lot of community service?

Schizotek
Nov 8, 2011

I say, hey, listen to me!
Stay sane inside insanity!!!
Helping little old demon ladies cross the street.

stone cold
Feb 15, 2014

people who think nyave is boring are worse than botl

Joe Slowboat
Nov 9, 2016

Higgledy-Piggledy Whale Statements



stone cold posted:

people who think nyave is boring are worse than oskar, certified Bad Man

Magnus Manfist
Mar 10, 2013

Dead Reckoning posted:

I mean, it's also possible that, once they bust Zaid out, it turns out he's into shy, smart girls (a definition Incubus-fueled Allison no longer fits) and she's in to bad boys, and they pair off, but right now she's standing on a big ole X.

If you're "into bad boys" I think you could do a lot better in this universe of radical skeleton bikers and back alley demon gangsters and poo poo than a slightly skeezy college dude. Set your sights a little higher gurrrl

Joe Slowboat
Nov 9, 2016

Higgledy-Piggledy Whale Statements



Nyave and White Chain have chemistry, and moreover Nyave can really inform White Chain's struggle with law and idealism. As already seen.
It wasn't a great first date, though.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Dead Reckoning posted:

I mean, it's also possible that, once they bust Zaid out, it turns out he's into shy, smart girls (a definition Incubus-fueled Allison no longer fits) and she's in to bad boys, and they pair off, but right now she's standing on a big ole X.

She'll pair off with the ultimate bad boy, Clevin.

Reene
Aug 26, 2005

:justpost:

Joe Slowboat posted:

Nyave and White Chain have chemistry, and moreover Nyave can really inform White Chain's struggle with law and idealism. As already seen.
It wasn't a great first date, though.

Finally someone else recognizes this OTP in the making.

White Coke
May 29, 2015

Dead Reckoning posted:

I mean, it's also possible that, once they bust Zaid out, it turns out he's into shy, smart girls (a definition Incubus-fueled Allison no longer fits) and she's in to bad boys, and they pair off,

Zaid's going to end up with Gog-Agog.

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
The true otp is cio and a big pile of cash

Rogue AI Goddess
May 10, 2012

I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.
That was a joke... unless..?
Cio will die just as the devil-box predicted.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Ephemeron posted:

the devil-box
The one with a book of faces?

Archenteron
Nov 3, 2006

:marc:

Ephemeron posted:

Cio will die just as the devil-box predicted.

Wait I thought someone got permabanned for threatening to put a head of state in their devil-box

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Archenteron posted:

Wait I thought someone got permabanned for threatening to put a head of state in their devil-box
:vince:

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Archenteron posted:

Wait I thought someone got permabanned for threatening to put a head of state in their devil-box

Noice

Reene
Aug 26, 2005

:justpost:

good news

the cat is okay

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
I kinda wanna see this in a movie.

Just all the dudes running over the invisible maze and killing eachother.

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink
I'd only be interested if they go practical.

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

Reene posted:

good news

the cat is okay

Though very surprised

NAME REDACTED
Dec 22, 2010

GunnerJ posted:

Something anticlimactic is going to happen and stop any cool fight for some other bullshit.

Oh Ye Of Little Faith

Ghost of Babyhead
Jun 28, 2008
Grimey Drawer
Its... beautiful

TGG
Aug 8, 2003

"I Dare."
Damnit Charon better make it, I want to see his dream of being a better Mammon become reality!

GunnerJ
Aug 1, 2005

Do you think this is funny?

I'm quite satisfied with this different outcome than I expected tbh.

GunnerJ fucked around with this message at 14:11 on Nov 24, 2017

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
God drat

Abbadon you crazy genius, that's beautiful.

So Allison is teleport-fighting, yeah?

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


And cutting

Its beautiful

Poltergrift
Feb 16, 2014



"When I grow up, I'm gonna be a proper swordsman. One with clothes."
Allison has mastered the Wavedash

Rhaka
Feb 15, 2008

Practice knighthood and learn
the art that dignifies you

What are the odds of Allison's morality bursting out of her eyeball in the middle of MURDER MAZE

Begemot
Oct 14, 2012

The One True Oden

I was wondering what Xand's paint-based fighting style would be, but it turns out she's just got a li'l revolver :allears:

Soy Protein Addict
Nov 11, 2017

by Smythe

Begemot posted:

I was wondering what Xand's paint-based fighting style would be, but it turns out she's just got a li'l revolver :allears:

When they steal the piece of silver a few pages back, she plugs 4 priests in the head with it in quick succession. She's quite good with it, but you can only do so much with six shots against a horde of fanatical priests.

Stormgale
Feb 27, 2010

I guess these priests are countless in number.

Bell_
Sep 3, 2006

Tiny Baltimore
A billion light years away
A goon's posting the same thing
But he's already turned to dust
And the shitpost we read
Is a billion light-years old
A ghost just like the rest of us

Reene posted:

good news

the cat is okay
I love its :catstare:

Also, Allison's murderghosts trailing her like she's playing Gradius.

edit: or it's teleporting
fake doubleedit: por que no los dos?

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Poltergrift posted:

Allison has mastered the Wavedash art of zwee fighting

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
Everyone else: gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress!

Allison: :unsmigghh:

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

Stormgale posted:

I guess these priests are countless in number.

:dadjoke:

M. Propagandalf
Aug 9, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Stormgale posted:

I guess these priests are countless in number.

Do these kills count toward the demon death meter?

Not to take anything anyway from Allison's accomplishments, but hitting six billion seems less impressive if you're just grinding to the quota in endless mode.

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Raposa
Aug 4, 2007

That post went quite well, I think.
I'm the priest with the unique fashion sense who tied a skull to the top of my hat and is next in line to be killed by Catmaster.

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