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got any sevens posted:Oh man this reminds me of les schwab free beef month, that was good stuff Les Schwab is dead, my friend. Long live Les Schwab and his hot beef injection
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I, for one, welcome our new Ur-Quan overlords.
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Inescapable Duck posted:I, for one, welcome our new Ur-Quan overlords. If the Kohr-Ah get here first, we’re hosed. That said, memorize The Words. It’ll buy us a few minutes to say good-bye.
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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:Dont get married, FTFY
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quote:I'm 36 and a kissless virgin who never had a girlfriend. Nothing dramatic confession-wise I know but contrary to incels etc. I do not feel bitter about it in the least or blame anyone. I do not hate women or think they're different/better/worse. I was super dorky and awkard in my early 20s where I guess many people gently caress around and have lower expectations of what they actually want long-term and after that it just sorta never happened. I'm not asexual, I do enjoy my porn and I also have cammed and cybered etc. with actual irl women but that's as far as I ever felt like going. In recent years even that seems like too much effort and I haven't done that stuff in about 2 years and now as I am getting too old to find rando 19 year olds on the internet to do that with I doubt I ever will again. I'm not bad looking, I don't think I'm more off-putting personality-wise than the average guy and I'm pretty sure I could get laid if I wanted to but somehow I just don't really care that much about it. I see all my married aquaintances or people in committed relationships and I think of all the couples I know and have known, there's only one couple where the two are genuine friends. All the others I think are just scared of being alone or just so used to living together and also have varying degrees of emotions between indifference to dislike to each other. I feel perfectly fine alone and I really enjoy the freedom I have. I also never ever wanted to have kids, honestly it never crossed my mind once. My sister has kids. She's also miserable and somehow managed to age 10 years past me in the looks and personality department because of the stress she has with her kids and her idiot husband. Yeah I dunno if I over-"diagnose" anxiety but the part where romantic relationships sounded like too much effort sounded like it had roots there to me. But I'm glad you're in therapy, and I'm glad your therapist is emphasizing that there's nothing wrong with feeling the way you do. Live your life the way you want  quote:I posted a while ago in one of these detailing my, I guess, addiction to massage parlours. I went into a lot of detail in that one cause I'd just gotten home from a session with three girls two of whom were sisters, I think I was bragging. Any way, despite having a loving girlfriend I just got back from a session that I left work early to get to. It was two girls, maybe 20 and 22, both maybe 100 pounds, tiny and hot as hell. I'd never see a prostitute but I would never really want to, these places are better. if you're good looking and have a nice dick the girls can get really into it, just like one on each leg grinding up and down, kissing each other while they jerk you of. and girls are just your average hot rear end chick off the street, not usually trashy at all, and the poo poo they do, oh my god. if you havent made a girl cum while another girl rubs your dick and balls i feel sorry for you. anyway I'm bragging again I think. but it's really quite pathetic. i have issues. yeah you're definitely bragging
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Nov 23, 2017 16:38
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quote:two of whom were sisters I'm laughing about as hard as those girls probably were that he fell for the "we're sisters" hooker line. I bet he thinks the people in incest porn are actually related too.
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Nov 23, 2017 16:44
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In today’s world of semi anonymous online communities, it should be easier to find like minded groups where you don’t have to fake it and are able to have discussions that you consider honest. Glad therapy is working out for you - a lot of it seems like it’s just becoming comfortable in your own skin.
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lemon-lyme disease posted:If the Kohr-Ah get here first, we’re hosed. That said, memorize The Words. It’ll buy us a few minutes to say good-bye. We should be pals.
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Nov 23, 2017 17:18
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Massage goon, you're seeing prostitutes. What happened was prostitution, even if your dick didn't go into their vaginas. Hope this helps! 
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PetraCore posted:Massage goon, you're seeing prostitutes. What happened was prostitution, even if your dick didn't go into their vaginas. Hope this helps! yeah also this. They are still whores even if they only jerk you off.
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Nov 23, 2017 18:09
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loquacius posted:
it comes across as kind of, sad? "yeah she weighed a hundred pounds dripping wet and was still wearing a training bra in her 20s" "you could call me something of a sexpert" "3d women? no sir"
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Nov 23, 2017 19:19
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Applesnots posted:We should be pals. I think that’s a great idea! Pretty okay at the very least. Done and done.
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Nov 23, 2017 19:28
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"Hey guys! I use hookers!" 
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Nov 23, 2017 19:56
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Well, we had Nick Robinson a hundred pages up thread posting about sabotaging his web videos and podcasts so it's time for Travis McElroy to get in on the action.
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Nov 23, 2017 22:58
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quote:if you havent made a girl cum while another girl rubs your dick and balls you haven't either, guy
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Nov 23, 2017 23:13
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therattle posted:"Hey guys! I use hookers!" Mr hollywood bugsgot here i was trying to type bigshot
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Nov 24, 2017 00:28
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Because my relationship is not satisfying enough I cheat on my partner and pay women to do sex stuff for me. I also think they're really into me even though they'd never give me the time of day unless I paid them  I am really cool
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Nov 24, 2017 00:33
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got any sevens posted:Mr hollywood bugsgot here "Let me tell you, there's nothing like paying a woman to pretend to orgasm!"
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Nov 24, 2017 00:33
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It's not prostitution if they're called a masseuse  you loving noobs
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therattle posted:"Let me tell you, there's nothing like paying a woman to pretend to orgasm!" It's good acting
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Nov 24, 2017 01:08
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Perhaps the best way to think of it would be as some kind of improvisational theatre. Maybe next time you can get em to throw in a burrito or something and claim it's dinner theatre
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Nov 24, 2017 01:32
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therattle posted:"Hey guys! I use hookers!" also true if you use pornhub or whatever at least at massage parlor a femoid touches ur bits
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Nov 24, 2017 03:37
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They're good whores, brent
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Nov 24, 2017 07:04
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soy posted:also true if you use pornhub or whatever Yes, I believe that porn actors are really into me and genuinely orgasm every time. It's exactly the same!
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Nov 24, 2017 10:21
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"They're not hookers, they're massage therapists!" "Yeah, they'll massage your cock for money."
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Nov 24, 2017 14:21
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I've never had a massage. Erotic or not.
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Nov 24, 2017 14:23
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Solice Kirsk posted:I've never had a massage. Erotic or not. I only had the "real" massage and I don't get it. It didn't feel good. It made me more tense if anything. Especially things like head (not that one) massages. They just feel weird and uncomfortable.
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Nov 24, 2017 14:45
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I only had the "real" massage and I don't get it. It didn't feel good. It made me more tense if anything. Especially things like head (not that one) massages. They just feel weird and uncomfortable. Deep tissue is pretty cool, if you're into that. Hurts pretty good, but it'll get most of the knots out. I dunno that I would pay a person to just like...pet me or whatever?
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The Diddler posted:Deep tissue is pretty cool, if you're into that. Hurts pretty good, but it'll get most of the knots out. I dunno that I would pay a person to just like...pet me or whatever? I think it's just a personal thing for me, I don't like being touched when I can't see what they're doing.
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My wife and I got a "couple's massage" on our honeymoon that turned out to be just both of us getting massages at the same time in separate rooms Both of us have enough social anxiety that we were kind of counting on the other one being present to make the whole transaction (where a stranger touches your body for money) a little less weird but it turned out to be a really nice experience (no happy ending sorry) I did find out that "undress to your level of comfort" actually means "just take off all your clothes nerd"  The hardest part was when the lady said "You need to relax" and I went "I thought I was relaxing!" and the idea of relaxation became stressful Anyway happy black friday, here's some feshes 100% off quote:I'm 34 years old and I recently left my career of 10 years behind because I was tired of sitting in front of a computer for 12 hours a day (protip to people wondering, don't work in the entertainment industry). Now I'm back home and living with my folks and sucking off that unemployment teet. My confession is that I loving hate living with them as I always have and almost wish I stayed in my miserable job just so I didn't have to live with them and give up almost all of my privacy. I'm staying in a guest room and the only times I have alone are from 8am-12am so it's not much. The rest of the time my folks are at home doing fuckall except constantly try to involve themselves in my life and arguing constantly (my father is also an alcoholic who drinks 15 beers a day and chain smoker, and I'm trying to be neither of those). Moving back home at this time was probably a mistake but I thought it would be the first time in 10 years I got a bit of a break from working and I thought it'd be nice to reunite with family, and yet finally being back I realized why I left because it's easy to just get smothered by other people's horseshit. Now I'm about to get back on the hunt for FT work just so I can be the gently caress out of this house. I just feel like I wasted 10 years doing something I thought I'd love and now I'm back to square one and I have no idea what to do with my life and completely blew the entirety of my savings just surviving. The only thing of value I own is a vehicle (of which I still owe on), and the only thing in life I wanted was a job I was happy in and a house I could raise a family in. The older I get the less likely this seems. This should probably be in e/n confessions but whatever I just have nobody to really talk to or vent about this stuff. None of us will ever be homeowners Anyway I also had to "start over" when I left QA engineering, just to a lesser extent. In my case it just meant I was taking an entry-level job of the type usually held by college kids when I was like 27 or so. Totally worth doing, though. I understand that it feels like this huge Herculean effort right now, but do your best to power through. You'll be glad you did. And yes dear lord get the gently caress out of that house quote:I used to have an abusive girlfriend when I was working on my masters. that one kind of took a turn in the middle  (tiny lol at the Rick and Morty reference at the end)
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Nov 24, 2017 15:59
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So, uh, what happened with the crazy ex?
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Nov 24, 2017 16:14
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Don't care if it's fake, I enjoyed it immensely.
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Nov 24, 2017 16:17
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Either rotting in a hole or ran far, far away.
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Nov 24, 2017 16:21
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We're talking about therapist right? Or did I miss a recent crazy ex one?
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Nov 24, 2017 16:28
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I've only ever seen lionshead in Southeastern PA. It's a good beer.
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I Brake For MILFs posted:I've only ever seen lionshead in Southeastern PA. It's a good beer. I like the little puzzle gimmick on the caps. More beers should do stuff like that.
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Nov 24, 2017 16:49
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I feel bad for people who are unable to enjoy a massage because they can be really amazing Not the leg humping kind either
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Did a couples massage on my honeymoon and my old lady masseuse snagged my ball sack with her pinky and woke me up.
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Harry Potter on Ice posted:I feel bad for people who are unable to enjoy a massage because they can be really amazing To me it seems like the kind of thing where anyone willing to pay for the certificate can become certified whether they are good at it or not, so there is an extreme amount of variance in masseuses.
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