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Tarantula posted:I wish I had known these simple methods years ago, doctor used nitrogen on 2 warts I had on one hand and hosed it up with one of them so I had to see another doctor to do it who took a picture of the fuckup and used it at a university lecture. When I was 6, my mom took me to a lovely dermatologist for these little bumps on my skin. He said they were warts and used liquid nitrogen on them. They were not warts but keratosis pilaris and I felt a terrible burning pain as he applied it hundreds of times while I screamed and was held down by 3 nurses or whatever the dermatologist equivalent to that is. We did not go back to that doctor. That's my 'wart' story thanks for listening.
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Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:It's Granos?? No, but someone should call the police on Granos anyhow.
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Tarantula posted:I wish I had known these simple methods years ago, doctor used nitrogen on 2 warts I had on one hand and hosed it up with one of them so I had to see another doctor to do it who took a picture of the fuckup and used it at a university lecture. That's like how my sister's teeth were so messed up she was subjected to an increasing number of observing orthodontic students and experimental braces/mouthpieces for nearly eight years... and I had braces for like, three years and they worked fine. Sorry sis.
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nockturne posted:No, but someone should call the police on Granos anyhow. Ya know when you wake up in the morning and are kind of groggy and there's this nagging sensation that you forgot to do something important? A lot of the time, maybe 80% or so you forgot to call the police on Granos.
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Zipperelli. posted:Can confirm. Got rid of one on my hand at the base of my thumb with duct tape and a few days off work so as to not look like a psycho with random duct tape on him. In the future, you can cut out a section of duct tape, put it on top of the wart, then hold it in place with a regular ol band aid. I just got rid of a stubborn wart on my middle finger with salt and nail clippers. Sometimes you just gotta dig em out, unpleasant as it is.
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Thanks to this thread I realised that the weird callus on the bottom of my foot is probably a wart cluster and am now en route to a pharmacy to get something to murder it. Thanks, AUG. Thaug.
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Somfin posted:Thanks to this thread I realised that the weird callus on the bottom of my foot is probably a wart cluster and am now en route to a pharmacy to get something to murder it. Be sure to take a picture of the ping pong ball sized crater it leaves when the wart pops out.
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why do i keep reading this thread while i'm eating
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Somfin posted:Thanks to this thread I realised that the weird callus on the bottom of my foot is probably a wart cluster and am now en route to a pharmacy to get something to murder it. If it’s weirdly painful to step on it probably is. Just don’t be like my dad and try to dig it out with unsterilized blades.
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Blind Sally posted:why do i keep reading this thread while i'm eating A new weird diet technique?
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Somfin posted:Thanks to this thread I realised that the weird callus on the bottom of my foot is probably a wart cluster and am now en route to a pharmacy to get something to murder it. Post some before pics, tia
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Saw a guy who this thread would adore. Purple satin button up shirt with baggy blue jeans, black fedora, and Bluetooth earpiece.
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Picnic Princess posted:Saw a guy who this thread would adore. Purple satin button up shirt with baggy blue jeans, black fedora, and Bluetooth earpiece. Neckbeard or chubes also?
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Scathach posted:Why the gently caress would they make fake testicles for dogs? That is some of the stupidest poo poo I have ever heard. My god. What's really AUG is having to use novelty Sammy Davis Jr. eyeballs instead.
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Neckbeard or chubes also? Chubes. Super patchy too.
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Picnic Princess posted:Chubes. Super patchy too. Oh, not me then.
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Saucer Crab posted:What's really AUG is having to use novelty Sammy Davis Jr. eyeballs instead. Plays bo jangles every time he moves
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The only effective pharmacy treatment for warts was salycilic acid and a pumice stone that came with it. They toned down the acid like crazy in the kits now and they're useless. Duct tape or apple cider vinegar works wonders. Soak a cotton swab and tape it to the wart. Get a lil drunk first because it hurts like crazy for a bit.
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Somfin posted:Thanks, AUG. I appreciate this.
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Breakfast Feud posted:The only effective pharmacy treatment for warts was salycilic acid and a pumice stone that came with it. They toned down the acid like crazy in the kits now and they're useless. Duct tape or apple cider vinegar works wonders. Soak a cotton swab and tape it to the wart. Get a lil drunk first because it hurts like crazy for a bit. That's the poo poo I got and holy gently caress one application and it's already working. Thank god New Zealand pharmacies don't gently caress around.
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Somfin posted:That's the poo poo I got and holy gently caress one application and it's already working. except for the loving Sudafed. I need my pseudoephedrine people!
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Trauma Dog 3000 posted:except for the loving Sudafed. I need my pseudoephedrine people! That meth isn't going to cook itself!
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Sic Semper Goon posted:That meth isn't going to cook itself! Right! If only I had some meth A Simple and Convenient Synthesis of Pseudoephedrine From N-Methylamphetaminee
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I had a gnarly plantar wart a few years ago. It started off as just painful when direct pressure got applied, like stepping on a pointy rock while you’re hiking or loving with it. After getting it lasered off it grew back and hurt so bad I had to walk with a cane. Tried duct tape, worked like a charm. I had a friend who had one on his big toe in like, eighth grade and wrapped his whole toe in duct tape and left it wrapped for a month. He said the smell when he removed it was beyond compare, but the wart was gone.
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I'm not sure if this worked or if they just gave up and left but after trying to get warts frozen off the bottom of my foot numerous times and having them grow back, one doctor mentioned to me that there was research indicating that warts can't survive prolonged heat higher than body temperature, so I just made sure to keep my foot very, very warm for a couple of weeks using hot water bottles etc while at home. I've never had another since, but I've also never heard anything to confirm that this is a real thing either.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Sorry to break up tongue chat, but I found them! The most disturbing comments on youtube! Do I win a prize? A gun, maybe? This gave me strong Nemper vibes.
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gorilla tape over the tiny wart on my foot rn. will livepost updates you better goddamn believe I'm going to take a picture of this if it works
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I removed mine with some sort of caustic wart remover when I was a teenager. I ended up using the leftover wart remover afterwards to burn words and stuff in to my skin like a lovely painful temporary tattoo.
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HATECUBE posted:gorilla tape over the tiny wart on my foot rn. will livepost updates You should take pics daily just to document, no matter what the outcome.
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This is what modern life has come to: photographic chronicles of wart removal. Not passing judgment on this, though. Today I photographed a funny tomato because I couldn't bear to eat it before documenting it.
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green chicken feet posted:This is what modern life has come to: photographic chronicles of wart removal. Hey you mug, post that tomato picture or hit the bricks.
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If you don't post pictures of your own faeces on Facebook, you are a weakling and an embarassment. I am very good and my poo poo that I let smear unto and seep into my clothing is very good and manly.
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Flashbacks to straight boys who don't wash their buttholes because it's gay
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Picnic Princess posted:Flashbacks to straight boys who don't wash their buttholes because it's gay what? I'm straight and still wash my bootie hole
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cash crab posted:
Knowing that real street dealers keep hide "work" in their underwear at times makes doing crack that much more gross.
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Randaconda posted:what? I'm straight and still wash my bootie hole Yeah I mean sometimes the whole shampoo bottle ends up in there and then I start thinking about David Boreanaz But I fly straight like Top Gun, some of my best memories are in the shower, just playing with the boys
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Picnic Princess posted:Flashbacks to straight boys who don't wash their buttholes because it's gay Yeah Håkan handles all that stuff for me in the bath-house, never touch the nasty thing myself.
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