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Picnic Princess posted:I can eat food however the gently caress I want. It's a free country! https://youtu.be/itOD0MW3vHs
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That ice cream one loving infuriated me. way to ruin the rest of the pint, rear end in a top hat! that little rim is there so the ice cream doesn't get all lovely and hard. Also just buy an already made ice cream sandwhich like a normal person, you absolute stooge.
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Nov 25, 2017 02:56
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Okay so I actually skipped through it a bit and I sure as poo poo am not going to store chopsticks in my hair to eat chips with later.
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Nov 25, 2017 03:40
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George H.W. oval office posted:Death to anyone who doesn’t eat the skin of a kiwi. What about the feathers?
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Nov 25, 2017 13:30
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Stoatbringer posted:What about the feathers? That New Zealanders have feathers is an old racist myth.
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Nov 25, 2017 13:33
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https://youtu.be/AtrPWpT6q-U?t=6m54s Pour melted chocolate into a coke bottle, let hit harden, cut off the coke bottle, leaving chocolate in the shape of a coke bottle. Then put the coke bottle wrapper back on, and pour M&Ms into it. Then break the chocolate bottle and eat the M&Ms. WHAT THE gently caress IS THIS FOR
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Nov 25, 2017 16:23
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Piell posted:https://youtu.be/AtrPWpT6q-U?t=6m54s It's a thing to impress your kids.
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Nov 25, 2017 16:43
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Like all other lifehacks, it exists merely as a coping technique for dealing with personal insecurity and feelings of powerlessness over one's surroundings.
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Nov 25, 2017 17:09
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My dude have you tried heroin? #lifehack #cope #dope #hope #nope
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Nov 25, 2017 17:45
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You are definitely not gonna cut the plastic bottle without cracking the chocolate shell, either.
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Nov 25, 2017 19:13
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Paladinus posted:It's a thing to impress your kids. It's not a "food you're eating wrong" though
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Nov 25, 2017 19:55
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My Lovely Horse posted:You are definitely not gonna cut the plastic bottle without cracking the chocolate shell, either. Certainly not the top. Butcher the top off and make a little starting cut and you might stand a chance of peeling it off. If the chocolates thick enough.
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Nov 25, 2017 20:07
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cakesmith handyman posted:Certainly not the top. Butcher the top off and make a little starting cut and you might stand a chance of peeling it off. If the chocolates thick enough. Precut the bottle, then wrap it in duct tape! #LIFEHACKED!
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Nov 25, 2017 21:54
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George H.W. oval office posted:Death to anyone who doesn’t eat the skin of a kiwi. You monster! 
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Nov 25, 2017 21:59
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 Hopefully no one expects it to turn out like that because 1. Baby feet don't look like that and 2. Glitter won't stick to glue that thick and evenly.
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Nov 25, 2017 22:34
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Picnic Princess posted:
The previous tenants (or perhaps the tenants before them) left an old ladder here with what are clearly baby or toddler footmarks in paint on the lowest steps. Pretty cute but I have no use for it so I guess I'll just burn it in the fireplace 
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Nov 25, 2017 22:52
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Oh yeah. I really want my tiny child's foot or hand on a seriously fragile glas object. Nothing bad can happen here!
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Nov 25, 2017 23:01
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Shai-Hulud posted:Oh yeah. I really want my tiny child's foot or hand on a seriously fragile glas object. Nothing bad can happen here! No the ladder is made out of wood.
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Shai-Hulud posted:Oh yeah. I really want my tiny child's foot or hand on a seriously fragile glas object. Nothing bad can happen here! They make those in plastic you know
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Nov 25, 2017 23:04
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Piell posted:https://youtu.be/AtrPWpT6q-U?t=6m54s a gift to impress your coworkers, i would guess
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Nov 25, 2017 23:04
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I made an involuntary horrified ahhhh! noise every time they did a slice to reveal the well done steak innards. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.
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Nov 25, 2017 23:04
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Jerry Cotton posted:No the ladder is made out of wood. You've obviously never seen my Fabergé Ladder
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Nov 25, 2017 23:05
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Jerry Cotton posted:No the ladder is made out of wood.
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Nov 25, 2017 23:05
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Len posted:They make those in plastic you know I know. But the other parents tell me my baby is "fake" and they are going to "call the police" if I don't stop following them around. It's weird really.
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Nov 25, 2017 23:44
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Picnic Princess posted:
I'm sure that a craft project beginning with "dip the baby's foot in glue" couldn't possibly go wrong...
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Nov 26, 2017 03:20
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Babies (n) plural: a small creature absolutely not known for wriggling and kicking when held and forced to do a thing.
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Scathach posted:Babies (n) plural: a small creature absolutely not known for wriggling and kicking when held and forced to do a thing. Well you see, the glue will help with that.
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Nov 26, 2017 05:44
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What if you smear a bit of peanut butter on the ornament?
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Nov 26, 2017 07:09
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a glue-covered baby that is exactly 0% artsy/craftsy
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Nov 26, 2017 10:39
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Piell posted:https://youtu.be/AtrPWpT6q-U?t=6m54s
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simplyhorribul posted:This is one thing that has kept me wondering in these life hacks: how loving awful incentives they have for recycling cans and bottles to rather destroy them than collect the money? Like every time they use those big rear end bottles, I internally cry ”Yelp, you just lost 40 cents”. Maybe they're in a state where you can't return plastic bottles for change? Unless that's a thing in all states and nobody has told me about it in 28 years which is entirely possible
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Nov 26, 2017 13:51
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simplyhorribul posted:This is one thing that has kept me wondering in these life hacks: how loving awful incentives they have for recycling cans and bottles to rather destroy them than collect the money? Like every time they use those big rear end bottles, I internally cry ”Yelp, you just lost 40 cents”. Nope, they INVESTED 40 cents into #Lifehacks and gained the universal acclaim of all their friends and family as well as easy access to every woman in their friends and family. So, yeah, keep telling yourself that.
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Nov 26, 2017 13:52
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Improbable Lobster posted:It's not a "food you're eating wrong" though None of them are. 
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Nov 26, 2017 13:52
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Len posted:Maybe they're in a state where you can't return plastic bottles for change? Unless that's a thing in all states and nobody has told me about it in 28 years which is entirely possible  We've had it in SA since the mid-70s.
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Nov 26, 2017 13:52
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I love that there is like an entire section of Australia that's NSW.
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Nov 26, 2017 14:09
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Man, states in Australia are huge. Is it because the interior is so empty?
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Nov 26, 2017 14:13
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Randaconda posted:Man, states in Australia are huge. Is it because the interior is so empty? While many Australians are dead inside, I dont think its fair to generalize to all of them.
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Nov 26, 2017 14:27
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Randaconda posted:Man, states in Australia are huge. Is it because the interior is so empty? Pretty much. Most of the population live in a few cities, and most of the rest live in towns near the east coast.
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simplyhorribul posted:This is one thing that has kept me wondering in these life hacks: how loving awful incentives they have for recycling cans and bottles to rather destroy them than collect the money? Like every time they use those big rear end bottles, I internally cry ”Yelp, you just lost 40 cents”. Here it's 5 cents no matter how large or small the container is or what it's made out of, but it also arbitrarily only applies to carbonated beverages. Lifehack: buy a gallon of tomato juice and chug it so you can make your chocolate bottles for free.
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