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RCarr posted:"They're not hookers, they're massage therapists!" Grandma's Boy is good That's my confession
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grandma's boy is a real stupid movie but jp's character is fantastic and i like linda cardellini the protagonists are shitheads though
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Nov 24, 2017 19:28
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Sagebrush posted:grandma's boy is a real stupid movie but jp's character is fantastic and i like linda cardellini basically this I keep trying to make jp references but they're too drat subtle or obscure are you afraid of it? no, I just don't like techno
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Nov 24, 2017 19:38
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How much do clothes cost in the matrix?
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Nov 24, 2017 19:39
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*bvvvvp* *veep* *veep* *PSCHEEW* ｐｌｅａｓｅ －－ ｓｉｔ ｏｎ ｍｙ ｆａｃｅ *vrrrrrrp* *zzeow*
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Nov 24, 2017 19:41
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"How did they see me?!"
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Nov 24, 2017 19:46
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Sagebrush posted:*bvvvvp* *veep* *veep* *PSCHEEW* ｐｌｅａｓｅ －－ ｓｉｔ ｏｎ ｍｙ ｆａｃｅ *vrrrrrrp* *zzeow* I had the dvd with the extras and makings of and that dude had so much fun with the role. And yeah, meanwhile the A plot sucked and how are you coding on that xbox? Like we need a meta interpretation that that dude is so high all the time at some point he starts smoking the cats under grandma's couch and then Little Nicky shows up Great vignettes ruined by a tragic Happy Madison production Hi mommy, did you remember to TiVo Samurai Jack?
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Nov 24, 2017 19:48
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yeah the A-plot video game stuff is so bad it's MST3K-level entertaining again. like when JP and the grandma are facing off at the end, both TVs simultaneously show the exact same scene, except one is tinted red and the other one blue. anyway, i'm thinking about getting metal legs. it's a risky operation but it'll be worth it
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Nov 24, 2017 20:05
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"High score? Is that bad? Did I break it?"
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Nov 24, 2017 20:11
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RCarr posted:"High score? Is that bad? Did I break it?" Eat that frog dick Timmy, eat it!
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Nov 24, 2017 20:19
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Who wants to hear about my STD from the 20's?
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Nov 24, 2017 23:15
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I had an STD once. I was relieved to learn that apparently all I had to do was eat some pills for like 5-10 days ( cant even remember) and it went away 
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Nov 24, 2017 23:20
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That movie taught me the concept of a Silver Fox
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Nov 24, 2017 23:25
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Every time I get one one those insufferable hipster waiters, I call him 'guyblow' under my breath after he leaves and nobody ever gets it. 
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Nov 24, 2017 23:26
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Solice Kirsk posted:Who wants to hear about my STD from the 20's? https://www.nytimes.com/video/movies/100000003328708/grandmas-boy-scene-i-have-a-confession.html there's a confession
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Nov 24, 2017 23:41
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JnnyThndrs posted:Every time I get one one those insufferable hipster waiters, I call him 'guyblow' under my breath after he leaves and nobody ever gets it. Season 2 of Lady Dynamite has David Spade trying not to be sarcastic but yeah It's great to be sober and throwing up
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Nov 24, 2017 23:44
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What the gently caress are the last 20 posts talking about? I confess I have no idea.
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Nov 25, 2017 03:37
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A Strange Aeon posted:What the gently caress are the last 20 posts talking about? You'd understand if you had robot ears.
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Nov 25, 2017 03:39
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A Strange Aeon posted:What the gently caress are the last 20 posts talking about? Oh, oh my god! I'm sorry! I can't stop posting, I'm sorry! It feels so good!
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Nov 25, 2017 04:01
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Real talk tho being blazed and finding a bunch of delicious leftovers is top notch
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Nov 25, 2017 06:08
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I am a robot. I have a robot vagina.
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Nov 25, 2017 07:28
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grumplestiltzkin posted:Real talk tho being blazed and finding a bunch of delicious leftovers is top notch Yeah but getting woken up by grandma while you're stoned and she's pretending to be the dead woman whose room you're sleeping in That's cool grandma. Not cool
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Nov 25, 2017 07:28
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I like how that guy framed threatening people with violence as some kind of genius ploy.
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Nov 25, 2017 07:48
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You think you're crazy? Hold my beer, or i'll kill u
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Nov 25, 2017 07:53
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I love how he's willing to dig graves and threaten to choke people to death, but far too chickenshit to break up with an abusive gf who will out him as *gasp* ABLEIST.
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Nov 25, 2017 08:00
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Here's a followup on that one:quote:This is the guy with the abusive GF. Sorry I didn't make it clear but no, I didn't bury my girlfriend in the national forest. We went back to town, I dropped her off at her apartment, and told her never to call me again. We were in different departments (met on Tinder) and didn't have the same social circles so as long as I avoided a coffeeshop near her apartment I didn't run into her, and she wasn't stupid enough to cause problems. you could always Strangers On A Train her quote:That recent confession about something happening on 11.25 scares me. Yeah, a little (also: OH RIGHT it's today. Watching the skies!)
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Nov 25, 2017 15:32
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quote:It was a nice little movie style speech, coldly delivered.
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Nov 25, 2017 17:15
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I just got off a plane, did the aliens show up or something?
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Nov 26, 2017 03:56
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oh drat that was supposed to happen an hour ago. anything cool going on in the northeast???
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Nov 26, 2017 04:05
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Sagebrush posted:oh drat that was supposed to happen an hour ago. anything cool going on in the northeast??? It was unseasonably warm today
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Nov 26, 2017 04:18
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I saw a small plane land at the local airport! I mean, that’s not really out of the ordinary, but I’m glad I kept the pets inside.
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Nov 26, 2017 04:30
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It's November 25th. I think I saw the ISS or maybe a satellite. 
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Nov 26, 2017 05:15
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CodfishCartographer posted:I just got off a plane, did the aliens show up or something? you are the aliems, you have just landed on earth
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Nov 26, 2017 05:44
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loquacius posted:It was unseasonably warm today South Coast here, nothing at all happening. (just like every other day)
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Nov 26, 2017 05:49
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My confession is I'm super gay
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Nov 26, 2017 06:10
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Everyone here was probably just conned by the puppetmaster.
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Nov 26, 2017 06:29
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Space T Rex posted:My confession is I'm super gay Hi.
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Nov 26, 2017 06:36
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Gynovore posted:South Coast here, nothing at all happening. (just like every other day) south coast?
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Nov 26, 2017 06:38
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yeah I eat rear end posted:To me it seems like the kind of thing where anyone willing to pay for the certificate can become certified whether they are good at it or not, so there is an extreme amount of variance in masseuses. Speaking from experience, if it feels too much like one of those backrub sessions boys gave to girls in high school, mainly so they got to touch girlflesh, it's the lovely kind and don't bother coming again. If they actually apply significant torque/force and you feel some momentary pain as they do stuff like go up and down your spine muscles to flex each one, it's the good kind and by the end of it you'll feel great (especially if you do any kind of physical labor). Also good to combine it with a sauna afterwards or such to immediately send the blood through the relaxed vein muscles, especially during the winter. CrazyLoon fucked around with this message at 08:34 on Nov 26, 2017 |
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quote:I have really awful views on sex due to years of abuse and neglect. "I didn’t masturbate until I was 19" "My 3 high school girlfriends didn’t want to have sex, but I did various creepy things to them to try and pressure them. Worst one? Jerked off into a piece of pizza she packed for lunch"  Anyway this is some Nov 25th fanfic, sorry I didn't post it in time  quote:I hope this gets posted before the night of the 25th. What does this have to do with the pets though
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