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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Baronjutter posted:

That should be 100% legal and in fact rewarded anytime someone doesn't stop at a crosswalk. That body slam, so good.

Ex-military or just idk MMA? Which is more likely where this was? Do Russians do mandatory service? I forget

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big time bisexual
Oct 16, 2002

Cool Party

syscall girl posted:

Ex-military or just idk MMA? Which is more likely where this was? Do Russians do mandatory service? I forget

I looked up what Мукосат was and it's chondroitin. Seems like this is a staged vid now. My mistake.

woodenchicken
Aug 19, 2007

Nap Ghost

Baronjutter posted:

That should be 100% legal and in fact rewarded anytime someone doesn't stop at a crosswalk. That body slam, so good.
Same thing happened in St.Petersburg 2 years ago, except replace the MMA mulletman with a disabled man, and replace the fight with him being thrown by the driver into the nearby river. No, the driver never went to jail :allears:

SaltyJesus
Jun 2, 2011

Arf!
the best road accident beatdown will forever be https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfC7IhQjg6k

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

SaltyJesus posted:

the best road accident beatdown will forever be https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfC7IhQjg6k

This one is also a viral ad. So is the one where Santa fights Spider-Man.


https://twitter.com/EnglishRussia1/status/933088689265111040

Xun
Apr 25, 2010

Paladinus posted:

This one is also a viral ad. So is the one where Santa fights Spider-Man.


https://twitter.com/EnglishRussia1/status/933088689265111040

Is this based off that darksouls video? :eyepop:

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

:catstare:

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Xun posted:

Is this based off that darksouls video? :eyepop:

The Dark Souls video is based on this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvVoY-PTf6s

E:
The ring is also there.

Paladinus fucked around with this message at 11:17 on Nov 23, 2017

SaltyJesus
Jun 2, 2011

Arf!
i stepped out of the office and stepped into a Kusturica movie

i went to the national health insurance fund office, of course they only work between 9 a.m. and 3:30 p.m. because god forbid somebody with regular working hours can conveniently do poo poo at a public institution, and got hit with an insanely powerful 90s flashback the moment i entered. pictured is what you see literally as you cross the front entrance threshold, i didn't hang around to take more photos but everything from the tiles to the cracking plaster, to the overstuffed folders tossed in disorganized piles was just the distilled essence of the waiting rooms of my childhood



since i was already headed that way i decided to go to the office of this regional magazine called Слово Југа and see if i can get some back-issues i'm missing from them. the impressum on their website said their offices are at 28 Станка Власотинчанина, i found the street and started following the numbers


ok, 26, so far so good

wait, 30? hmm, i think to myself as i take a couple of steps backwards

this empty lot is 28, isn't it?

yep, that's it.

---

every november because of migration patterns or whatever hundreds and hundreds of crows churn in the air above Ni simultaneously and make an ungodly racket, it's the most loving S.T.A.L.K.E.R. thing ever and I love it, i anticipate these crows with glee. my phone camera is poo poo but all the dots in this photo are crows

i go to an outdoor gym between an old bus garage/repair station that reminds me of the vehicle graveyard in Garbage and a central heating plant that also simply must be location-scouted for a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. live action movie :v: one time these crows arrived while i was there on a stormy evening and i involuntarily tensed up before my brain caught up

we had a pretty sweet sunset that evening, i didn't quite manage to snap a photo on time but half the sky was in flames


---

i stumbled across a cool bit of trivia, the city we call Donetsk today was not the original Donetsk in the region, just north of Lugansk there's a small town called Slavyanoserbsk (that has a fairly interesting history if you like reading about that kind of thing) that changed its name several times, among them:

quote:

Подгорное в 1784 году переименовано в город Донецк, который был центром Донецкого уезда.
В 1817 год Донецк переименован в Славяносербск, с переименованием уезда в Славяносербский.
Славяносербск
Донецкий_уезд_(Екатеринославское_наместничество)

SaltyJesus fucked around with this message at 17:47 on Nov 23, 2017

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

SaltyJesus posted:


yep, that's it.
Well, don't leave us hanging! Did you get the back issues :confused:

Doctor Malaver
May 23, 2007

Ce qui s'est pass t'a rendu plus fort

Paladinus posted:

The Dark Souls video is based on this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvVoY-PTf6s

Thanks for posting this. I'm trying to find two friends to make our version.

Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
Pillbug
Crow tornados are Night Watch, not Stalker.

SaltyJesus
Jun 2, 2011

Arf!

Ensign Expendable posted:

Crow tornados are Night Watch, not Stalker.

don't nitpick, man, it fits with the atmosphere

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuUCFYL8v7M

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


Некоторое серьезное дерьмо

Unstoppabro
Jan 2, 2014

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
navalny campaign member having a court summons orally delivered by the local deputy head of the ministry of internal affairs branch

https://twitter.com/a_kapustin/status/933748937932050432

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
https://twitter.com/olliecarroll/status/933980572111835136

i love elections i hope we get more of them

Foglet
Jun 17, 2014

Reality is an illusion.
The universe is a hologram.
Buy gold.

Bulgogi Hoagie posted:

i love elections i hope we get more of them

My nigga have you tried monarchy

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
i have actually and its good they even have elections but referendums suck just like in eastern europe

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
:nws: for striptease.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ipb1H2pM2s

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbSKIpQIkdI

black friday in finland

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

lol at "Стриптиз"

lol at the kid walking by

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Fuh---free buckets?

SnowblindFatal
Jan 7, 2011

I'm the dude at 0:24

Hedenius
Aug 23, 2007
Going to Riga for a week for new years! Gonna be nice to be back in eastern scandinavia.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


local business discovers one weird trick to get finns within 6 feet of each other

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Hedenius posted:

Going to Riga for a week for new years! Gonna be nice to be back in eastern scandinavia.

ah, a masochist

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски

Bulgogi Hoagie posted:

navalny campaign member having a court summons orally delivered by the local deputy head of the ministry of internal affairs branch

https://twitter.com/a_kapustin/status/933748937932050432

this owns so hard.

Also gently caress Sobchak

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005


I'm the toddler with the birthday hat almost getting kicked in the head by the stripper's stilettos.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěili🥰kdy nm Pn Bůh🙌🏻zdrav d💪?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

'I want to get off'
-Mr. Bones, Wild Ride

SaltyJesus
Jun 2, 2011

Arf!

Paladinus posted:

'I want to get off'
-Mr. Bones, Wild Ride

:eyepop:

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k
Nvm I should probably wear my glasses

Thin Privilege fucked around with this message at 03:08 on Nov 26, 2017

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TTXVMMWlbU

Doctor Malaver
May 23, 2007

Ce qui s'est pass t'a rendu plus fort
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6Q8lMVDTdY

Probably the best indie rock band on the Balkans do a Johnny Cash and play in a prison among mean looking inmates.

At least those at the beginning looked mean.

Take the plunge! Okay!
Feb 24, 2007



Doctor Malaver posted:


Probably the best indie rock band on the Balkans

You know, I clicked being ready to argue with you, but you actually posted Repetitor so were cool

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

Doctor Malaver posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6Q8lMVDTdY

Probably the best indie rock band on the Balkans do a Johnny Cash and play in a prison among mean looking inmates.

At least those at the beginning looked mean.

This is pretty dope.

Doctor Malaver
May 23, 2007

Ce qui s'est pass t'a rendu plus fort
Yeah. BTW the lyrics are just this: If I ever see you with someone who doesn't look like me at all... I'll go straight at him, and then at you, at you.
A lot of those guys are probably behind the bars precisely for that.

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SaltyJesus
Jun 2, 2011

Arf!

Doctor Malaver posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6Q8lMVDTdY

Probably the best indie rock band on the Balkans do a Johnny Cash and play in a prison among mean looking inmates.

At least those at the beginning looked mean.

Doctor Malaver posted:

Yeah. BTW the lyrics are just this: If I ever see you with someone who doesn't look like me at all... I'll go straight at him, and then at you, at you.
A lot of those guys are probably behind the bars precisely for that.

this is pretty great, it's "then at you, then at myself" tho

topically related, I saw a fight over a girl in front of the bar I was drinking in with some friends early this night/morning

a guy anger-walks in swaying his arms/shoulders in that typical tough guy sashay and my friend immediately goes "oh, there's gonna be a fight later". he walks up to the bar, frowns around and, having located two girls, angrily marches them out open palm slamming the door frame and the door on his way out as my friend and I crane our necks to watch them leave

a good half hour + later we leave the bar and see him, face slightly bloodied, and a skinny dude staring each other down and we stand a little way off to watch. the bigger dude, still fuming, goes for the smaller dude's throat and gets punched only barely managing to come out on top of that exchange by sheer mass. at some point the girl runs out and stands in between them tearfully pleading with the bigger guy only for the smaller one to throw a punch that mostly misses the other dude and connects with the girl

more fighting ensues and the smaller dude runs off to the corner to call over some friends at which point they catch up to the other guy and the girl near the bigger dude's car. they stand around for a bit and then gang up on them beating them as they enter the car, and then proceed to kick and bash the car (one guy loving windmill kicked it, I nearly burst out laughing) and then ran off while the big guy trailed them at a distance and impotently talked poo poo like "yeah run, come see me tomorrow"

fatass got what he asked for

i deeply regret not filming them bashing the guy's car because it was hilariously ee, the scene looked like something straight out of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Uzu58N-Sso

SaltyJesus fucked around with this message at 10:45 on Nov 27, 2017

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