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Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender


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Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


And do loving what with it? :mad:

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

Hirayuki posted:

And do loving what with it? :mad:

chill :cool:

It says so right there.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Hirayuki posted:

And do loving what with it? :mad:

Bemoan the living hell your life has become?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Hirayuki posted:

And do loving what with it? :mad:

Throw it in the garbage.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Picnic Princess posted:

Throw it in the garbage.

I think it might be better to just dump it in the sink, especially if you have a garbage disposal.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Samizdata posted:

I think it might be better to just dump it in the sink, especially if you have a garbage disposal.

Yeah gently caress the environment! Send that poo poo straight into the aquifer!

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Yeah gently caress the environment! Send that poo poo straight into the aquifer!

It's better than the bag leaking and getting that crap leaking all over your floor. I mean, in the aquifer, it will eventually break down. The garbage disposal was all about making you feel better.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Who took a poo poo on my cornbead :mad:

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Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Samizdata posted:

It's better than the bag leaking and getting that crap leaking all over your floor. I mean, in the aquifer, it will eventually break down. The garbage disposal was all about making you feel better.

Horrid raisin sludge poisoning our water supply

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Horrid raisin sludge poisoning our water supply

Number one - Not enough people could be idiotic enough to make that horror, so dilution counts.

Number two - The wonders of nature's decay will take care of it soon enough.

And before you start saying "But, alcohol!", see number one.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Samizdata posted:

Number one - Not enough people could be idiotic enough to make that horror, so dilution counts.

Number two - The wonders of nature's decay will take care of it soon enough.

And before you start saying "But, alcohol!", see number one.

I wasn't serious my man. Christ.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

What trash city do you guys live in where your plumbing doesn't connect to a water treatment plant?

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Picnic Princess posted:

What trash city do you guys live in where your plumbing doesn't connect to a water treatment plant?

If you live in a rural area, you probably have a septic tank.

Jyrraeth
Aug 1, 2008

I love this dino
SOOOO MUCH

Or a lagoon :cthulhu:

La Brea Carpet
Nov 22, 2007

I have no mouth and I must post

Randaconda posted:

If you live in a rural area, you probably have a septic tank.

Yeah James Randi lived in the middle of nowhere and had a giant sceptic tank.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

I wasn't serious my man. Christ.

Neither was I, BTW. Just funnier when you over do it.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


La Brea Carpet posted:

Yeah James Randi lived in the middle of nowhere and had a giant sceptic tank.

BOO

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

https://twitter.com/NuclearTakes/status/933999269211770880

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Thank u Jesus, Daddy, and The Spook that my dad cooked most of Thanksgiving dinner. Last time my mom made pumpkin pie, she forgot to add sugar.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




I would hear someone out that says hot dogs are a sandwich. I will ignore anyone that says a hamburger isn't a sandwich.

If you offer me a sandwich and drop a burger in front of me, I'll love you.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Admiral Joeslop posted:

I would hear someone out that says hot dogs are a sandwich. I will ignore anyone that says a hamburger isn't a sandwich.

If you offer me a sandwich and drop a burger in front of me, I'll love you.

Literally everything is a sandwich

LogicalFallacy
Nov 16, 2015

Wrecking hell's shit since 1993


Hamburgers are, in fact, sandwiches.

Hotdogs are sandwiched in a single piece of folded covering, and so that dude who says they're tacos is correct. Tacos are a type of sandwich though, so the rest of those people are wrong.

ninja edit: autocorrect!!! :argh:

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Admiral Joeslop posted:

I would hear someone out that says hot dogs are a sandwich. I will ignore anyone that says a hamburger isn't a sandwich.

If you offer me a sandwich and drop a burger in front of me, I'll love you.

Actually, hot dogs are hamburgers, because fart fart fart fart cum

Zombear
Dec 4, 2007
Catchphrase!
Fart fart fart fart cum is an open faced sandwich.

nickhimself
Jul 16, 2007

I GIVE YOU MY INFO YOU LOG IN AND PUT IN BUILD I PAY YOU 3 BLESSINGS
I'll get on board the "hot dogs are tacos" train

here's why a hamburger is a sandwich: if you switch the meat patty for slices of turkey breast, now it's a turkey sandwich. if you swap that meat patty for two meat patties, now it's a double meat sandwich burger. If you swap that meat patty for a veggie patty, don't.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

bike tory posted:

Someone's Thanksgiving was ruined



I will bet you one meeeellion dollars that that is what that is supposed to look like, because it is cooked from this dumbass recipe from olden tymes. For some reason, the kind of person who memorizes baseball statistics is also the kind of person who hears about this famous old-days recipe and just has to try it. I know, because I used to date a lot of this kind of person (some of whom also had hobby ska bands).

The Thompson Turkey takes for loving ever, looks like a nuclear blast site, and tastes okay. Not great. Not worth the endless rounds of rubbing and basting and soaking and what-not. It is spectacularly not worth it.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Actually, hot dogs are hamburgers, because fart fart fart fart cum

:cumpolice: excuse me ma'am, this appears to be a violation

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"
I know plenty of people who love that Chik fil a chicken burger.

I do not like any of these people.

Rollersnake
May 9, 2005

Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.
Unlockable Ben
Now that you mention it, I'm kinda craving a Chik Fil-A sandwich. Maybe I'll go for lunch tomorrow—OH WAIT.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


I haven't been to a chik phil-ah in like 15 years but i remember the sandwiches being p good

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008
[b]BUNNIES ARE CUTE BUT DEADLY/b]
....are you ok GF?

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005

He’s out of chicken!

Shneak
Mar 6, 2015

A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.

Why does this look like a Mario Odyssey character?

uPen
Jan 25, 2010

Zu Rodina!

Shneak posted:

Why does this look like a Mario Odyssey character?

No mustache.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Actually, hot dogs are hamburgers, because fart fart fart fart cum

I said NO MAYO.

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

FLUFFERNUTTER

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Literally everything is a sandwich

This is absolutely correct.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


mailorder bees! posted:

This is absolutely correct.

Soup isn't a sandwich.

Cereal and milk is a cold soup.

Cereal is thus a dairy-free soup.

A mix of nuts and grains is a cereal.

Therefore peanut butter sandwiches are soup.

Therefore sandwiches are not sandwiches.

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mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

FLUFFERNUTTER

CommonShore posted:

Soup isn't a sandwich.

Cereal and milk is a cold soup.

Cereal is thus a dairy-free soup.

A mix of nuts and grains is a cereal.

Therefore peanut butter sandwiches are soup.

Therefore sandwiches are not sandwiches.

Cereal is a sandwich

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