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Proteus Jones posted:MJ is so competent, that if she became The Lizard, Earth would be a barren rock devoid of life in a week (2 years in NSM time). Damning with very faint praise considering MJ married Peter.
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 Look how smug MJ is/how crushed Pete is in panel 3. 
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Nov 23, 2017 21:39
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Cool it with the stereotypes, HP Lizardcraft.
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Lurdiak posted:HP Lizardcraft. Bog Sothoth
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mind the walrus posted:Damning with very faint praise considering MJ married Peter. Hey, that was back in the 80s. Before the dark times. Before the bricks.
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That seems like a very flip comment from Dr. Conners, considering.
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Pretty hosed up that Connors is implying they should kill MJ.
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i dunno how connors expects to get results with genetic research and human testing in like 2 days, unless the methodology he uses is to drink tons of lizard serum and the result is that he turns into the lizard. again.
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lizards gonna go mad and think mjs his wife then they gently caress
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MJ’s gonna get hemipeened.
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bobkatt013 posted:Then it turns into the Spider-Man version of the voyager episode threshold
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:i dunno how connors expects to get results with genetic research and human testing in like 2 days, unless the methodology he uses is to drink tons of lizard serum and the result is that he turns into the lizard. again. 
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Synthbuttrange posted:
MJ is packing some big guns in that first panel.
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 Connor's plan. 1. Smash old lab 2. Smash table. 3. new arm?
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so uh, he alternated between loading his van and smashing his lab? dude is incredibly high, and you can tell he didn't synthesize the drugs himself by the fact that he is not a giant bipedal lizard.
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:so uh, he alternated between loading his van and smashing his lab? dude is incredibly high, and you can tell he didn't synthesize the drugs himself by the fact that he is not a giant bipedal lizard. Also, how the hell did he load all that heavy equipment into the van with only one arm?
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He was throwing it out the window of this lab through the windows of the van. It clearly shows a van with tinted windows that are half smashed out and not some weird attempt at shading.
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Yvonmukluk posted:Also, how the hell did he load all that heavy equipment into the van with only one arm? The proportional strength and adhesive grip power of a lizard.
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Just imagine the prowess a two-armed Curtis would have: he could fully load two vans off-panel over the course of a week.
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David D. Davidson posted:For some reason I'm reminded of that scene from The Room where Peter talks to a stoned Mark who acts completely bipolar. Conners Lab: "YOu're TEarinG ME aPArt!"
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 That's just the GPS saying the swamp's gonna be on their left, though.
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For this arc, the weekday and Sunday artist will be feuding over whether Marvel owns Swamp-Thing or Man-Thing. Needless to say, it'll be more consistent than most other arcs.
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Mister Sinister isn't a traditional Spider-Man villain, but you try telling that to Stan Lee.
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I am glad newspaper spiderman looked at Resident Evil 7 for inspiration for their new arc
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Otherkinsey Scale posted:
Cmon Lizard Man-Thing!
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EorayMel posted:I am glad newspaper spiderman looked at Resident Evil 7 for inspiration for their new arc Welcome to the family, son! *staples new arm onto Connors's shoulder*
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Otherkinsey Scale posted:
I want to say not only did I get this pun, but it was loving brilliant.
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Begemot posted:Mister Sinister isn't a traditional Spider-Man villain, but you try telling that to Stan Lee. Well, where Sinister goes, the Marauders usually aren't far behind, and you know what that means... Next Time: Sabretooth!
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I can't believe mister sinister turned himself into the florida everglades
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Okay but honestly having Dr. Conners going to genetically experiment on himself again and running into Mr. Sinister would be kind of hilariously perfect. Also, what even would Newspaper Mr. Sinister be like
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E: nevermind, somehow mixed up Sinister with Mysterio  I should sleep
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Begemot posted:Mister Sinister isn't a traditional Spider-Man villain, but you try telling that to Stan Lee. Neither is Egg head, Ronan (  ), moleman or tyrannus
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mj, why is being a big movie star your goal when you also said that you don't like being treated like a big movie star? like, that's what fame is.
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KaosMachina posted:Okay but honestly having Dr. Conners going to genetically experiment on himself again and running into Mr. Sinister would be kind of hilariously perfect. "It turns out there's another genetic engineer who's got a lab out in the middle of a swamp. Small world, huh! He's got grey skin and red eyes but he really knows his stuff." The weekday artist would absolutely murder Sinister's costume. Especially if he has his traditional weird cape made of like a dozen strips of cloth.
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sinister has a different vaguely defined power set every time he appears. he'd be perfect for nsm.
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Now I'm going to be sad when Sinister doesn't show up 
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Why is the guy with only one arm driving?
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Yvonmukluk posted:
You keep pushing for Sabretooth when we should be hoping for Next Time: Welcome Home, Son!
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HIJK posted:Now I'm going to be sad when Sinister doesn't show up
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