2017 The AFC South: Honor Landry

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Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

Kirios posted:

Jags remembered they are the Jags.

It was inevitable

# ? Nov 27, 2017 01:55

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# ? May 10, 2024 09:48

Demon Of The Fall: May 1, 2004; Nap Ghost

Titans bitch

# ? Nov 27, 2017 01:58

Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

The titan remains king

# ? Nov 27, 2017 01:58

AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

XxGirlKisserxX posted:

that stuff happens to literally every team. don't worry about it

Its been really really awful this year, some of the worst I have ever seen. That being said, it should not have mattered because the Jaguars should have run it three times to force overtime instead of leaving 16 seconds for the Cardinals to get into field goal position.

# ? Nov 27, 2017 01:58

Suspect Bucket: Jan 15, 2012; SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Not mad, was a cool second half

# ? Nov 27, 2017 02:04

Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

The Jaguars are so limited by Blake Bortles it's hilarious.

# ? Nov 27, 2017 02:08

TSBX: Apr 24, 2010

Having a bunch of drops by a depleted WR corp doesn't help either.

# ? Nov 27, 2017 02:11

AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

TSBX posted:

Having a bunch of drops by a depleted WR corp doesn't help either.

Yeah Bort hit the receivers in the hands and they dropped it at least five times that I saw. Once or twice they only would have been short gains but there were several long balls that should have been caught.

# ? Nov 27, 2017 02:23

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Gabbert revenge game.

# ? Nov 27, 2017 02:24

AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

Codependent Poster posted:

Gabbert revenge game.

Calais got his first career TD after a strip-sack of Gabbert and the Jaguars still lost

# ? Nov 27, 2017 02:29

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

https://twitter.com/TheJoezilla/status/934946226092498944

# ? Nov 27, 2017 02:40

Demon Of The Fall: May 1, 2004; Nap Ghost

Metapod posted:

https://twitter.com/TheJoezilla/status/934946226092498944

# ? Nov 27, 2017 02:58

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

Probably Magic posted:

Whatever, still the best healthy quarterback currently in the AFC South.

FTFY since Deshaun is still in the AFCS even if he isn't playing

lol the vaunted Jags defense that shuts down every QB lets Blaine Gabbert throw for 241 with 2 TD and a pick in 2017

# ? Nov 27, 2017 03:14

Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Looking cute, feeling cute.

JT Jag posted:

Titans, bitch.

# ? Nov 27, 2017 03:50

Stevie Lee: Oct 8, 2007

Demon Of The Fall posted:

Titans bitch

Probably Magic posted:

Titans, bitch.

titans bitch

# ? Nov 27, 2017 05:46

Demon Of The Fall: May 1, 2004; Nap Ghost

Reminder that the Titans also play the Cards in a few weeks, so hopefully the same doesn't happen to us and we get made fun of by everyone

# ? Nov 27, 2017 14:26

Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

Stevie Lee posted:

titans bitch

# ? Nov 27, 2017 15:07

Suspect Bucket: Jan 15, 2012; SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Gotta finish my tailgate adventure truck in time for post-season.

# ? Nov 27, 2017 15:24

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Titans will win the division and lose to the Steelers in the divisional round in a slightly less embarrassing fashion than last time.

Life owns.

# ? Nov 27, 2017 17:31

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

The Tom Savage version of the Texans beat the Cardinals lol

# ? Nov 27, 2017 17:32

b0ng: Jan 16, 2004; Thats a nice Game 7 you have there. Would be a shame if somebody nailed it down.

Intruder posted:

The Tom Savage version of the Texans beat the Cardinals lol

He did. Unfortunately he gets executed tonight

# ? Nov 27, 2017 17:54

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

b0ng posted:

He did. Unfortunately he gets executed tonight

Can you give me a stream link please? thanks

# ? Nov 27, 2017 23:55

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

reddit exists

# ? Nov 28, 2017 00:06

AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

reddit dot com slash r slash nflstreams

# ? Nov 28, 2017 00:32

Neil Armbong: Jan 16, 2004; If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.; Pillbug

Lol. Gotta love how Savage poo poo the bed these past 2 drives with a chance to win or push OT. Sad!

# ? Nov 28, 2017 05:32

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

Deshaun would have won this game easily

# ? Nov 28, 2017 05:33

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Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
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Well, why didn�t he play OH WAIT

# ? Nov 28, 2017 05:39

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

I think I heard earlier in the thread that he's dead?

Kidding, sorry about scaring people earlier it just sucked when perhaps the most exciting new player in the NFL isn't on the field and consequently another team goes on my "do not watch a full game" list

# ? Nov 28, 2017 06:23

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

His surgery revealed no damage to anything but the ACL which is basically best case scenario for a torn ACL so I'm optimistic

# ? Nov 28, 2017 07:50

AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

Intruder posted:

His surgery revealed no damage to anything but the ACL which is basically best case scenario for a torn ACL so I'm optimistic

Yeah but he still has to play 8 home games a year on a field that claims an ACL a game it seems like.

# ? Nov 28, 2017 14:49

Comrayn: Jul 22, 2008

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

Yeah but he still has to play 8 home games a year on a field that claims an ACL a game it seems like.

They got rid of that finally so he is not another victim. Unless they practice on those stupid pallets which is so dumb I bet it�s true.

# ? Nov 28, 2017 15:56

Suspect Bucket: Jan 15, 2012; SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Countdown to teal Manning jerseys y'all

# ? Dec 2, 2017 14:35

ManMythLegend: Aug 18, 2003; I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

Suspect Bucket posted:

Countdown to teal Manning jerseys y'all

I don't know how to feel about this.

# ? Dec 2, 2017 14:55

Suspect Bucket: Jan 15, 2012; SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

ManMythLegend posted:

I don't know how to feel about this.

If I might make a suggestion?

loving LIIIIITTTTTTT

C'mon Tommy, get your boy back. MAKE ELI MANNING GREAT AGAIN.

# ? Dec 2, 2017 15:18

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Jags could and honestly should do better than Eli.

# ? Dec 2, 2017 15:20

AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

Suspect Bucket posted:

If I might make a suggestion?

loving LIIIIITTTTTTT

C'mon Tommy, get your boy back. MAKE ELI MANNING GREAT AGAIN.

Eeehhhh he's old and statue-esque and one of the few things Bort has done well this year has been evading the rush. And all of our receivers fall into at least one of the following categories: turned into pumpkins / got serious injuries / have expiring contracts, so its not like Elisha would have an all-star cast to throw to either.

Mega64 posted:

Jags could and honestly should do better than Eli.

Thank you.

# ? Dec 2, 2017 15:21

Suspect Bucket: Jan 15, 2012; SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR