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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > Cute Thread: hypothetical murder potato
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I brought my Drake
Jul 10, 2014

These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.

Say Nothing posted:



I'd like to think that it's Right Cat's last day before retirement and that grizzled old veteran's going to show rookie Left Cat the proper way to Siberian the gently caress outta wherever they're going.

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Stryder
Oct 3, 2002

HopperUK posted:

In case anyone was concerned, my sister's baby is still pretty cute.


In that second pic, looks like she's about to tell James Bond her nefarious plans before attempting to kill him.

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Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

spookygonk posted:



Does "One of these things is not like the Others" from Sesame Street automatically play in anyone else's head upon seeing images like this?

Semi-related: https://youtu.be/KTc3PsW5ghQ

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Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
https://i.imgur.com/G4Yzjtu.gifv
"Must we?..." :sigh:

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Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

Malachite_Dragon posted:

https://i.imgur.com/G4Yzjtu.gifv
"Must we?..." :sigh:

The ur-'Kill-Me-Now' expression.

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Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
 GUYS I MADE A NEW FRIEND :3:
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Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
 What a terrible dog.














...:kimchi:

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Eodoin
Dec 3, 2014

 https://twitter.com/OhMyCorgi/status/930163807154032641

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




 https://twitter.com/planetepics/status/934859308034117633

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Huzzah!
Sep 15, 2007

Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.
https://twitter.com/planetepics/status/935304793194672128

https://twitter.com/planetepics/status/935312369990938624

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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Bobby Digital posted:

GUYS I MADE A NEW FRIEND :3:





Did he squeak like a giant chew toy?

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Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

 https://i.imgur.com/NI14eds.gifv

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Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶

Bobby Digital posted:

GUYS I MADE A NEW FRIEND :3:





I am extremely envious right now.

:kimchi:

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Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

 https://i.imgur.com/u2lzZ9a.gifv

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Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

Away all Goats posted:

https://i.imgur.com/NI14eds.gifv

Oh my god, this doesn't even look real. I am utterly dead now. :kimchi:

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MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003

Skippy McPants posted:

https://i.imgur.com/u2lzZ9a.gifv

I love how intelligent and amazingly quick-thinking cockatoos are. "Well gently caress that."

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Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

Skippy McPants posted:

https://i.imgur.com/u2lzZ9a.gifv

There. My problem went away.

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Sininu
Jan 8, 2014

 https://i.imgur.com/RO1gAGF.gifv

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hiddenriverninja
May 10, 2013

life is locomotion
keep moving
trust that you'll find your way

Sininu posted:

https://i.imgur.com/RO1gAGF.gifv

if only i could have this level of happiness in my life

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Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

 https://www.instagram.com/p/BcB_OLSBGXz/?hl=en&taken-by=maruhanamogu

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Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Away all Goats posted:

https://i.imgur.com/NI14eds.gifv

Jesus I can't stand this

boing boing boing boing boing

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repiv
Aug 13, 2009

 https://twitter.com/dog_rates/status/934945121988202496

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a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

 The ending makes it a masterpiece

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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.

:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Away all Goats posted:

https://i.imgur.com/NI14eds.gifv

Seriously what are these puffy dog orbs

dorbs

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SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

Maxwell Lord posted:

Seriously what are these puffy dog orbs

dorbs
They look like chow/husky mixes. Husky pups are not quite so round and are a bit leggier.

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Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Away all Goats posted:

https://i.imgur.com/NI14eds.gifv

The Rollin' Wild animals are real!

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Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

SubponticatePoster posted:

They look like chow/husky mixes. Husky pups are not quite so round and are a bit leggier.

I was thinking husky/corgi, but chow does make way more sense.

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King of Solomon
Oct 23, 2008

S S
 They might be mixes, but I think they're Alaskan Malamutes.

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

King of Solomon posted:

They might be mixes, but I think they're Alaskan Malamutes.
Oh yeah, derp. Got my fluffy cold dogs mixed up.

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Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbfJXsMPVSk

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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

King of Solomon posted:

They might be mixes, but I think they're Alaskan Malamutes.

I always read Malamutes as Marmalutes as though they were a dog made from marmalade.

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IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe
http://emilyisobsessed.tumblr.com/post/138589047630/my-dog-took-a-bullet-for-me-jukin-media-verified

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Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...
It looks like he's wearing a little hat! :kimchi:
https://twitter.com/ABC/status/935535628191645696

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Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

Jagged Jim posted:

It looks like he's wearing a little hat! :kimchi:
https://twitter.com/ABC/status/935535628191645696

Lookit that chubby shell belly :3:

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Feonir
Mar 30, 2011

Ask me about aquatic cocaine transportation and by-standard management.
https://i.imgur.com/q6zCT0H.mp4

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Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

 I don't understand why people hate spiders,

https://i.imgur.com/a7Kdeui.gifv

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StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

 https://i.imgur.com/nFAVMjK.mp4

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TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
ears

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