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SHOAH NUFF posted:I’m handsome and tall enough to masquerade as a Bollywood actor, I know those movies are popular all over the Middle East
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axeil posted:The Capital Weather Gang has won multiple awards for being the best weather-related news reporting out there. That alone is enough for my As a former meteorologist, those guys are legit.
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Nov 28, 2017 01:32
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I work with maps so I guarantee we will know exactly where we are when we die
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Nov 28, 2017 01:35
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I can work some data analysis so we'll know how and when and why we will die.
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Nov 28, 2017 01:37
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Relentlessboredomm posted:As a former meteorologist, those guys are legit. Oh that's awesome! If I had been better at stats/gone to a different school that actually had that as a field you could study I might have become one. Weather (and weather models) are super neat. SHOAH NUFF posted:Do you guys want to found SEAL team 7 and go and topple ISIS? I bet we could all combine to form a particular set of skills I will build a predictive model that will tell us, based on all our traits, at which day each of us is most likely to die along with providing a confidence interval showing that our chances of collective survival are 1 in 1,000,000 or less.
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Nov 28, 2017 01:39
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axeil posted:I will build a predictive model that will tell us, based on all our traits, at which day each of us is most likely to die along with providing a confidence interval showing that our chances of collective survival are 1 in 1,000,000 or less. poo poo, yeah you're probably better at that than I am. I volunteer to challenge people to drinking contests should that ever come up in our fight against...Muslims. Hmm.
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Nov 28, 2017 01:42
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The video of the scammer in the WaPo article is hilarious because it plays out like every insurance fraud special investigation I've ever sat in on. <extremely innocuous question like, "is this your address?"> <meekly> "You know what im just gonna say nevermind ok goodbye please dont ask me any other questions"
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Nov 28, 2017 01:42
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axeil posted:I will build a predictive model that will tell us, based on all our traits, at which day each of us is most likely to die along with providing a confidence interval showing that our chances of collective survival are 1 in 1,000,000 or less. Not even necessary. Say we landed a desert-faring boat of some sort, I'm trained to be the 1st one off of that boat to absorb the only well-aimed shot of the coming melee. You will all remember me for my courage
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Nov 28, 2017 01:44
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SHOAH NUFF posted:Do you guys want to found SEAL team 7 and go and topple ISIS? I bet we could all combine to form a particular set of skills I'll be the one who murders a Green Beret in an attempt to cover up my embezzlement of funds earmarked for paying off informants.
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Nov 28, 2017 01:47
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MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:Not even necessary. Say we landed a desert-faring boat of some sort, I'm trained to be the 1st one off of that boat to absorb the only well-aimed shot of the coming melee. You will all remember me for my courage We need a handful of actual soldiers to train the rest of us into Frank Castles This is actually not a bad idea. I lack any meaning in my life, and hunting down the leaders of ISIS would be cool in many ways. We’d avenge hundreds of thousands of lives, elevate TFF as a brand, bond as brothers/sisters
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Nov 28, 2017 01:50
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I'm sure I can be valuable to the team by preparing an integrated suite of user assistance and documentation, including online help, tutorials, and reference sheets. If our team has a REST API I am all over that doc as well.
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Nov 28, 2017 01:57
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SHOAH NUFF posted:We need a handful of actual soldiers to train the rest of us into Frank Castles Caro 2.0 For those not in the know: https://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=2299 quote:A poster who is quite possibly insane. He has a major problem with the police and posts about it regularly in Goons In Platoons. quote:Caro has now reappeared under the name Just like I said. He's bought himself a helmet, a gas mask, an atropine pen, and a camcorder and is off to Libya to die a gruesome death probably at the hands of Pro-Kadaffi forces be a journalist. Hopefully his parents will peek down in the basement sometime before this happens and put a stop to it. quote:Ok, this is not a loving joke, Caro is truly in Libya and is participating in medical operations. quote:It should be noted that Caro's only knowledge about medical procedures came from YouTube videos that he saw. Why and how he successfully posed as a medic is beyond all powers of human comprehension. quote:Caro is apparently planning to go to Syria to cover their civil war. Apparently having avoided violent death in the Libyan war zone was not enough for him. quote:Apparently, on June 13 2013, Caro was placed on the FBI's Kidnappings and Missing Persons list: quote:Last reported in branch 215. A prison of the Syrian Military Intelligence Directorate. Last seen half fed and asking people to kill him quote:Is now confirmed, as per the mods who followed him during his batshit crazy trek, as having died in a Syrian torture prison. quote:Caro's alive! Definitely the craziest forums adventure.
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Leperfish you would learn Arabic and then create a system to teach it to us so we are speaking fluently in weeks. Language is going to be the biggest obstacle, next to race. Most of you guys are white, even Manas wouldn't pass as native. I think I could pull it off until I opened my mouth. Our story obviously has to be one of foreigners. Either to join ISIS (I don't know how they vet potential members, (Leperfish you could help find this out)) or some sort of Bollywood cover story where you all are my handlers. I haven't really thought this through but it wouldn't be a bad way to spend a life and we'd either end up absolute heroes, or dying fighting absolute evil. The worst case scenario is getting captured and tortured for years edit: how badass would it be if we got caught by the US gov for trying to join ISIS but we just told them we were doing their job for them and showed them this old timestamped thread as proof and got US military equipment in return Pron on VHS fucked around with this message at 02:05 on Nov 28, 2017 |
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Nov 28, 2017 02:03
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I have no desire to ever play army again. I will, however, pretend to be your civilian oversight
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Nov 28, 2017 02:05
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I'll attach my name to it, so that when the option the movie, they can have an asian guy in the background who does something heroic at some point so the movie does well in China.
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Nov 28, 2017 02:07
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Nov 28, 2017 02:07
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I'm with him. I'll be your civilian contractor while you all play military. I'll walk by with dirty khakis and a 5 o'clock shadow on my way to exactly 40hrs a week while you all slave away.
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Nov 28, 2017 02:07
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If you all want to play army so bad why not just enroll at Texas A&M.
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Nov 28, 2017 02:08
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grilled half a fish. its crazy how big those things get
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Nov 28, 2017 02:09
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swickles posted:If you all want to play army so bad why not just enroll at Texas A&M. Hell you're the only one who has a useful job in this platoon swickles. Until you get mowed down because we're all dead while you're trying to treat us.
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Nov 28, 2017 02:11
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wait I thought we were playing some kind of combination of james bond and ocean's 11, but vs. ISIS. If we're just playing army then I'm out
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Nov 28, 2017 02:12
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Leperflesh posted:wait I thought we were playing some kind of combination of james bond and ocean's 11, but vs. ISIS. If we're just playing army then I'm out I was thinking of it more like Stripes.
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Nov 28, 2017 02:13
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I'll provide logistics help from waaaaaaaaay back in the back lines. Like still in the USA back lines.
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Nov 28, 2017 02:16
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Leperflesh posted:wait I thought we were playing some kind of combination of james bond and ocean's 11, but vs. ISIS. If we're just playing army then I'm out I was thinking of The Interview mostly, I wouldn't last 1 month in the army. But I guess if so many of us are down we would kinda form an army anyways
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Nov 28, 2017 02:18
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I know a guy who works for Winchester. I'll sell you all guns and ammo (I'll also sell to isis). This way I can get rich and die on a cocaine binge on a yacht surrounded by scantily clad women.
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Nov 28, 2017 02:26
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axeil posted:Caro 2.0 Definitely the craziest forums adventure. [/quote] Best part of his back to life thread was someone saying "keeps looking at the hill for vilerat like the dog at the end of homeward bound"
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Nov 28, 2017 02:26
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Best part for me was hearing that story before I knew he was a goon and shaking my head wondering who could be that dumb. Then stumbling over the thread one boring say.
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Nov 28, 2017 02:28
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Re: kids chat, as exhausting and expensive as she is, I’m pretty sure my kid is about the only thread keeping me from becoming the worst sort of shut-in man-child goon and instead working to be an actual mature adult, so that’s cool? Also, Ehud if you want a Dolphins friend, while my wife and I have had a 5 year debate on whether the child would wind up being a Vikings or a 49ers fan, she independently determined this season that she loved dolphins, and therefore Miami is the team for her. In fairness, living with me has conditioned her to embrace mediocrity, so it’s about as natural a fit as one can expect.
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Nov 28, 2017 02:58
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Grittybeard posted:Man who wants a Wilfork body calendar? I'm waiting on the full sized Wilfork body pillow personally. Too big to be prime eligible
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Nov 28, 2017 03:16
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Thaddius the Large posted:Re: kids chat, as exhausting and expensive as she is, I’m pretty sure my kid is about the only thread keeping me from becoming the worst sort of shut-in man-child goon and instead working to be an actual mature adult, so that’s cool? So turns out your wife has a Jay Cutler fetish.
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Nov 28, 2017 03:30
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Worse, my child does (nonspecific pronouns rule, hell yes English language).
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Nov 28, 2017 03:44
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Intruder posted:Too big to be prime eligible Will you pay more for the version that smells like BBQ ribs? (yes)
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Spoeank posted:The video of the scammer in the WaPo article is hilarious because it plays out like every insurance fraud special investigation I've ever sat in on. I am not sure which is funnier A. They honestly believe the accusers are false flags from the dems and thus thought they would prove it with a shoddy sensational story Or B. They were deliberately trying to undermine the testimony of the women and this was the best their master plan was capable of
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Nov 28, 2017 03:45
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Thaddius the Large posted:Worse, my child does (nonspecific pronouns rule, hell yes English language). Oh I thought you meant your wife decided that and abandoned the Niners. Still, it's sad watching your kids make bad decisions and can't do anything about it.
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Nov 28, 2017 03:50
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Thaddius the Large posted:Worse, my child does (nonspecific pronouns rule, hell yes English language). Make them a true fan and delay their vaccinations.
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Nov 28, 2017 03:52
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Intruder posted:Too big to be prime eligible i find your lack of faith disturbing fake e: shows as prime eligible in the search screen but apparently they're short on supply now
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Mel Mudkiper posted:I am not sure which is funnier This is amazing because I knew there was gonna be a false flag sexual assault, but I thought it was gonna work.
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Nov 28, 2017 04:09
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Was chatting with a cool seeming lady on bumble but starting to get strong conservative vibes from her. Talked about how amazing Colorado springs is, unprompted, and then later brought up "weak" younger folks wanting participation trophies, also unprompted. Shame, but cest la vie
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Relentlessboredomm posted:Was chatting with a cool seeming lady on bumble but starting to get strong conservative vibes from her. logically I know that not wanting to get to know people with opposing political/social views is only increasing the polarization, but I find myself doing it too.
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Qwijib0 posted:logically I know that not wanting to get to know people with opposing political/social views is only increasing the polarization, but I find myself doing it too. There's a difference between getting to know people with political differences, and dating them. I've done the latter, and it's a bad idea.
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