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Anonymous Zebra: Oct 21, 2005; Blending in like it ain't no thang

Memento posted:

she's marrying the 5th in line to the British throne

Her children will also be American citizens and the thus eligible to become president of the United States. Meaning there is a small but nonzero percent chance that a future president of the United States may also be in line for the British throne.

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Anonymous Zebra posted:

Her children will also be American citizens and the thus eligible to become president of the United States. Meaning there is a small but nonzero percent chance that a future president of the United States may also be in line for the British throne.

So, hypothetically, if one of those children did become President and the monarch over there kicked the bucket and our President was next in line, would they be President and King/Queen? Or would they go to their royal duties, resigning from the presidency?

# ? Nov 28, 2017 04:56

Maldraedior: Jun 16, 2002; YOU ARE AN ASININE MORT

They would have to place Britain in a blind trust so as not to create a conflict of interest.

# ? Nov 28, 2017 04:59

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

Leavemywife posted:

So, hypothetically, if one of those children did become President and the monarch over there kicked the bucket and our President was next in line, would they be President and King/Queen? Or would they go to their royal duties, resigning from the presidency?

i believe the constitution forbids the potus from holding any titles in a foreign government, so he would have to surrender any claims he holds to be eligible

# ? Nov 28, 2017 05:01

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

RFC2324 posted:

i believe the constitution forbids the potus from holding any titles in a foreign government, so he would have to surrender any claims he holds to be eligible

Remember the Constitution, guys?

# ? Nov 28, 2017 05:07

AKA Pseudonym: May 16, 2004; A dashing and sophisticated young man; Doctor Rope

Leavemywife posted:

So, hypothetically, if one of those children did become President and the monarch over there kicked the bucket and our President was next in line, would they be President and King/Queen? Or would they go to their royal duties, resigning from the presidency?

The Constitution forbids anyone "holding an office of profit or trust" from accepting any title or office from a foreign state without consent of Congress. So if Congress agreed it would be totally legit since nothing in British succession law prevents it.

There's sort of a precedent for this sort of thing since the President of France is by law also a co-Prince of Andorra along with the Bishop of Urgell. That's sort of the same thing.

# ? Nov 28, 2017 05:09

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

trying to research this lead me to this, so the kid would be a shoe in

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Most_royal_candidate_theory

# ? Nov 28, 2017 05:28

Spectral Debt: Jan 23, 2004; 9999 sucka

RFC2324 posted:

trying to research this lead me to this, so the kid would be a shoe in

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Most_royal_candidate_theory

Lol the guy died a few months after his theory didn�t pan out.

# ? Nov 28, 2017 05:32

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

Spectral Debt posted:

Lol the guy died a few months after his theory didn’t pan out.

it was revived in 2012 by some kid in California, it must be true!

# ? Nov 28, 2017 05:38

Erebus: Jul 13, 2001; Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Memento posted:

she's marrying the 5th in line to the British throne

Contrast and compare

# ? Nov 28, 2017 05:50

DACK FAYDEN: Feb 25, 2013; Bear Witness

RFC2324 posted:

it was revived in 2012 by some kid in California, it must be true!

The best part was that kid doing all the painstaking research to find out that every president was a descendant of King John... except for Martin Van Buren. What are the odds that exactly one wouldn't be? something something illuminati

# ? Nov 28, 2017 05:59

Pakled: Aug 6, 2011; WE ARE SMART

DACK FAYDEN posted:

The best part was that kid doing all the painstaking research to find out that every president was a descendant of King John... except for Martin Van Buren. What are the odds that exactly one wouldn't be? something something illuminati

I can believe it. Van Buren grew up in an insular Dutch-American community (his first language was Dutch, even) whereas every other early president was super Anglo.

# ? Nov 28, 2017 06:08

`Nemesis: Dec 30, 2000; railroad graffiti

https://i.imgur.com/U54UAwS.gifv

# ? Nov 28, 2017 06:09

RyokoTK: Feb 12, 2012; I am cool.

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

https://twitter.com/RFStew/status/934857841717866496

You look at it and think "oh okay, so someone made Bayonetta sho-- are those hooves?!"

# ? Nov 28, 2017 07:23

`Nemesis: Dec 30, 2000; railroad graffiti

https://i.imgur.com/x8ioNwO.gifv

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Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

`Nemesis posted:

https://i.imgur.com/x8ioNwO.gifv

Pffft, that pussy looking all shook.

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Elias_Maluco posted:

I hope those dogs are ok.

# ? Nov 28, 2017 15:09

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

They look like the put-upon dogs at the end of a wacky comedy trying to take care of this human puppy who just keeps grabbing things and making a mess.

# ? Nov 28, 2017 15:11

Woebin: Feb 6, 2006

Elias_Maluco posted:

Ribs Kid grew up and started a family :shobon:

# ? Nov 28, 2017 15:13

Zamboni Rodeo: Jul 19, 2007; NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!

Woebin posted:

Ribs Kid grew up and started a family

Is... is his mouth upside-down in that photo? Something about this looks off to me.

# ? Nov 28, 2017 15:53

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

computer *enhance*

# ? Nov 28, 2017 15:55

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Is... is his mouth upside-down in that photo? Something about this looks off to me.

It's the Bull's Eye BBQ sauce. That makes everything taste off.

# ? Nov 28, 2017 15:55

SpaceGoatFarts: Jan 5, 2010; sic transit gloria mundi; Nap Ghost

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Is... is his mouth upside-down in that photo? Something about this looks off to me.

you're right, it was photoshopped. Here's the original one

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TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

you're right, it was photoshopped. Here's the original one

balderdash

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# ? Nov 28, 2017 17:23

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Opened my eyes.

Guy Goodbody posted:

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It's ok, I fixed it

# ? Nov 28, 2017 17:42

venus de lmao: Apr 30, 2007; Call me "pixeltits"

Erebus posted:

Contrast and compare

The Mail is a racist, classist rag not fit to wipe the asses of decent people. Think Fox News, but as a lovely tabloid that doesn't even bother to disguise its blatant panic-mongering as journalism. Overwrought hand-wringing about poors, Muslims, gays, and whatever else gives sheltered middle-class white Britons heart palpitations is the Daily Mail's MO. gently caress 'em.

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Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

Didn't she attend an expensive private school

# ? Nov 28, 2017 17:53

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Bet she learned communism in it.

# ? Nov 28, 2017 17:54

Captain Splendid: Jan 7, 2009; Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Bertrand Hustle posted:

The Mail is a racist, classist rag not fit to wipe the asses of decent people. Think Fox News, but as a lovely tabloid that doesn't even bother to disguise its blatant panic-mongering as journalism. Overwrought hand-wringing about poors, Muslims, gays, and whatever else gives sheltered middle-class white Britons heart palpitations is the Daily Mail's MO. gently caress 'em.

I had a good chuckle when Wikipedia banned them as a source for articles.

# ? Nov 28, 2017 17:55

venus de lmao: Apr 30, 2007; Call me "pixeltits"

Captain Splendid posted:

I had a good chuckle when Wikipedia banned them as a source for articles.

I didn't think Daily Mail readers and Wikipedia editors were heavily overlapping demographics.

# ? Nov 28, 2017 18:32

spog: Aug 7, 2004; It's your own bloody fault.

Phlegmish posted:

Didn't she attend an expensive private school

Doesn't matter: the Daily Mail and its readers famously hates ~~darkies~~ ~~coloured~~ ~~blacks~~ ~~immigrants~~ [editor's note: the lawyers say we have to call them 'illegal immigrants', so use that from now on] so the fact that she's off-white means that they get to use lots of negative stereotypes for clickbait articles.

# ? Nov 28, 2017 19:09

Der Kyhe: Jun 25, 2008

AKA Pseudonym posted:

The Constitution forbids anyone "holding an office of profit or trust" from accepting any title or office from a foreign state without consent of Congress. So if Congress agreed it would be totally legit since nothing in British succession law prevents it.

There's sort of a precedent for this sort of thing since the President of France is by law also a co-Prince of Andorra along with the Bishop of Urgell. That's sort of the same thing.

Yes but that is by appointment and tied to the office; in this case the other title would be hereditary and tied to the person.

# ? Nov 28, 2017 19:31