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Oh, here's the porg thread about porgs.
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Nov 28, 2017 19:06
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mods close the thread and start banning everyone who posted in it, including me
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Nov 28, 2017 19:38
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https://twitter.com/rianjohnson/status/935589889789140992 https://twitter.com/BobAlGreene/status/935574535658786817 https://twitter.com/DustinMSandoval/status/935591289642409984 Dehumanize yourself and face to Porg Nation.
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Nov 28, 2017 20:32
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It saddens me how the Porgs reproductive life cycle hasn't been discussed.
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Nov 28, 2017 20:34
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Colostomy Bag posted:It saddens me how the Porgs reproductive life cycle hasn't been discussed. can they even literally go gently caress themselves?
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Nov 28, 2017 20:39
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Colostomy Bag posted:It saddens me how the Porgs reproductive life cycle hasn't been discussed. Copulation is meaningless. Resistance is futile. Surrender to the Porg and prepare to be assimilated. 
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Nov 28, 2017 20:42
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Nov 28, 2017 20:43
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this is worse than the star wars holiday special
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Nov 28, 2017 20:47
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Colostomy Bag posted:It saddens me how the Porgs reproductive life cycle hasn't been discussed. They gently caress and then they have babies what cuntman.net posted:this is worse than the star wars holiday special Carrie Fisher's family said Disney could use past footage of her in Episode IX if they wanted, so we may yet get coked out Princess Leia singing the Star Wars theme off-key.
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Nov 28, 2017 20:49
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Are those supposed to be lyrics that fly by in space at the start of star wars?
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Nov 28, 2017 20:51
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Just the entire Holiday Special in an extended flashback/fever dream/drug trip/force vision/nightmare
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Nov 28, 2017 20:52
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You all have Asporgers.
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Nov 28, 2017 21:25
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dialhforhero posted:You all have Asporgers.
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Nov 28, 2017 22:16
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this is worse than tezzor
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Nov 28, 2017 22:17
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Dehumanize yourself and face to porgshed Edit: a group of porgs is a porgrom Jerkface fucked around with this message at 22:45 on Nov 28, 2017 |
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Nov 28, 2017 22:23
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Jerkface posted:Edit: a group of porgs is a porgrom Holo(net)domor
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Nov 28, 2017 23:28
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Nov 29, 2017 00:12
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Disney’s most diabolical creation of all time. Err’ybody gonna want a Porg. *brushes teeth with Porg toothpaste after drinking Diet Porg Cola*
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Nov 29, 2017 00:15
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Gonz posted:https://twitter.com/BobAlGreene/status/935574535658786817 I only just realised Porg have canine teeth. They are meat eaters? I hope there is a scene where Kylo is about to kill Luke and hundreds of Porg swarm in and start biting at him.
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Nov 29, 2017 00:16
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They should homage that scene in The Last Crusade where Indi's dad scares a bunch of seagulls into the path of the dive-bomber.
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Nov 29, 2017 00:22
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Wank posted:I only just realised Porg have canine teeth. They are meat eaters? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66EnyNjHb4w
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Nov 29, 2017 00:26
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What do you think Luke has sustained himself on for all those years?
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Nov 29, 2017 00:33
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Nov 29, 2017 00:46
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Have we gotten a midichlorian count on porgs yet? They could basically be little yodas/pikachus
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Nov 29, 2017 00:48
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porg (it's like  but with porg)
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Nov 29, 2017 01:00
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Gonz posted:What do you think Luke has sustained himself on for all those years? I would imagine the Force gives him the power to sustain himself without food like a Tibetan monk. Alternatively, porg meat and piss
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Nov 29, 2017 01:36
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Little white porg ball
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Nov 29, 2017 02:49
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Porgs gonna distract Kylo Ren from killing Rey or something
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Nov 29, 2017 02:56
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CelticPredator posted:Porgs gonna distract Luke from killing Leia or something
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Nov 29, 2017 02:57
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Leia's already dead
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Nov 29, 2017 02:58
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Actual spoilers for the spoiler threadnow deleted Glamour article posted:GLAMOUR: What an unbelievable loss. [Fisher died in December 2016, three months after The Last Jedi wrapped.] What can fans expect from her final scenes as Princess Leia? Rey probably isn't going baddie
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Nov 29, 2017 03:08
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Hover over the spoiler BOOM! Big reveal!
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Nov 29, 2017 03:09
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Cross-Section posted:Actual spoilers for the spoiler thread Rey takes Leia hostage
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Cross-Section posted:Actual spoilers for the spoiler thread Rey burying Leia's head in a shallow grave after she's decapitated by Lando by accident is going to be a goddamn horror show
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Nov 29, 2017 03:49
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Close, it's the opposite. The Porgs tell Luke to kill Leia.
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Nov 29, 2017 05:37
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:porg:
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Nov 29, 2017 07:23
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AndyElusive posted::porg: It is downright criminal that this does not exist yet.
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I dreamt I saw the film in a back-to-back screening followed by a comedy starring John Lithgow and Bill Clinton. Neither made any sense.
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