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Pyrotoad
Oct 24, 2010


Illegal Hen
I'm sure this is probably good but I don't like how it bulges when it folds.

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Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Whooping Crabs posted:

Portesi cheese fries

YOU FARKIN' ICEHOLE!

Bitey Bunny
May 26, 2009

c h o m p

There's another Japanese omelette thing in a video that's making the rounds on Facebook. It literally looks like a wound filled with pus leaking all over rice and the video commentary keeps drumming it up as "yummy" and "perfection". I think it's by the same people who made this video. I'm sure it probably tastes awesome but the presentation...

eating only apples
Dec 12, 2009

Shall we dance?

boo_tradley posted:

This looks exactly like it came out of that Czech cafeteria facebook page. So much so that I made this (complete with its own caption):



:discourse:

This was from like 4 pages ago but I'm catching up, and as I'm learning Russian and this is an Eastern European language I wanted to show off if nothing else:

[something- Today's?] lunch, [something] with old bread.

Czech speakers and/or OP, correct me...

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

twoday posted:

I made a bunch of kimchi.

Uh oh. Your post just reminded me that I think I have kimchi, purchased at an Asian supermarket back in the early summer, still in the fridge. I have had good luck in the past eating kimchi that's more than a year old (as long as it's refrigerated). I do know that the smell will clear out the house. Also, how long does miso last? I've had a half a bag of that stuff for as least as long. I figure with the sheer amount of salt, it should last a decade or more. BTW, this stuff is in my "garage fridge", so it's sort of out of sight, out of mind, I guess.

Right. I'm going to go see if it's there, and try it. Will post pix.

Poops Mcgoots
Jul 12, 2010

Bitey Bunny posted:

There's another Japanese omelette thing in a video that's making the rounds on Facebook. It literally looks like a wound filled with pus leaking all over rice and the video commentary keeps drumming it up as "yummy" and "perfection". I think it's by the same people who made this video. I'm sure it probably tastes awesome but the presentation...



That presentation is actually rad and it just looks like runny scrambled eggs.

eating only apples
Dec 12, 2009

Shall we dance?

Poops Mcgoots posted:

That presentation is actually rad and it just looks like runny scrambled eggs.

Yeah the only reason it's weird is because it's cooked on the outside instead of just the bottom. It's just normal eggs but they go all over your rice instead of being on the side. Omurice is good.

NinjaDebugger
Apr 22, 2008


Poops Mcgoots posted:

That presentation is actually rad and it just looks like runny scrambled eggs.

Agreed, runny scrambled eggs are the greatest thing, I would scarf entire servings of those in a heartbeat.

edit: actually, I wonder if I could manage that presentation at home.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Picnic Princess posted:

Now I want to see someone attempt to eat lasagna like a sandwich.
I've done it. The trick is you've got to eat it cold out of the fridge, because if you reheat it then it's not solid enough to hold.

La Brea Carpet
Nov 22, 2007

I have no mouth and I must post

Tiggum posted:

I've done it. The trick is you've got to eat it cold out of the fridge, because if you reheat it then it's not solid enough to hold.

King of the Hill did it first:

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


La Brea Carpet posted:

King of the Hill did it first:

That's eating pasta in a sandwich, not like a sandwich. Pasta in a sandwich is a pretty common thing, surely?

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Tiggum posted:

Pasta in a sandwich is a pretty common thing, surely?
This sentence says very alarming things about Australia.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Haifisch posted:

This sentence says very alarming things about Australia.

Who doesn't make sandwiches out of leftovers?

La Brea Carpet
Nov 22, 2007

I have no mouth and I must post

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spaghetti_sandwich

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Haifisch posted:

This sentence says very alarming things about Australia.

Yakisoba bread, Mister Persona avatar. :colbert:

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀







I'm the cheapest buns from Safeway being served in a restaurant.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
In a stunning twist, you've found a really sad*/weird thing I've somehow avoided by living in the (non-Minnesota) midwest. Congratulations.

*Unless you used garlic bread. Then it'd probably be okay if messy to eat. Still weird because why wouldn't you just eat the damned spaghetti with the garlic bread as a side, but you do you.

boo_tradley
Dec 24, 2009

eating only apples posted:

This was from like 4 pages ago but I'm catching up, and as I'm learning Russian and this is an Eastern European language I wanted to show off if nothing else:

[something- Today's?] lunch, [something] with old bread.

Czech speakers and/or OP, correct me...

You're so close! I think I typed "diaper soup and old crusty bread" into Google translate :effortless:

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Picnic Princess posted:







I'm the cheapest buns from Safeway being served in a restaurant.

I am reasonably sure I would.

door.jar
Mar 17, 2010

Well that closes a loop for me I guess.


Content:

"Creamy Chicken and Broc Pasta, tray 1 of 3"

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Old kimchi and miso are both fine to eat if you don't see any mold.

Goon with too much kimchi, make kimchi jigae and freeze a bunch.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

There's a reason why those giant kimchi pots used to be buried outside.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Iron Crowned posted:

yeah, it's a travesty, rectangular pizza is an abomination upon this earth.

???

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Picnic Princess posted:







I'm the cheapest buns from Safeway being served in a restaurant.

Learn something new every day!

Chow mein SANDWICH
The sandwiches are served "strained" or "unstrained," referring to whether or not the sandwich has vegetables. "Strained" means that it is served without vegetables. Just like plated chow mein without the bun, the sandwich may also include meats or seafood, usually chicken, beef, or shrimp. The Oriental Chow Mein Noodle Company of Fall River is the regional source for the sandwich's distinctive crispy noodles.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

I.C. posted:

Learn something new every day!

Chow mein SANDWICH
The sandwiches are served "strained" or "unstrained," referring to whether or not the sandwich has vegetables. "Strained" means that it is served without vegetables. Just like plated chow mein without the bun, the sandwich may also include meats or seafood, usually chicken, beef, or shrimp. The Oriental Chow Mein Noodle Company of Fall River is the regional source for the sandwich's distinctive crispy noodles.

Yup. Would. Unstrained. Actually, I would try one of each to see if there is an ease of eating impact. Actually, by one of each, I mean strained/unstrained, and I would skip the shrimp as I am allergic.

von Braun
Oct 30, 2009


Broder Daniel Forever

No pasta rules.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli

The Woman's Weekly Birthday Cake book is pretty much what every Australian kid had for their birthday from the 80's to 90's.

Certain cakes had major cred. Like the robot for his hundreds of thousands shoes and the train for the fact it often carried lollies in the cars.
I recall backup cakes on hand as kids would be so wowed by the result that the cake dare not get cut into.

Constructing them is a real poo poo. Structurally most are somewhat simple, it's the icing and exacting decorating that will kill you as you hunt down stuff to substitute things that don't exist in the confectionery isle much these days.
They seem to get more fiendish to construct as the ages go up. Some of the detailing instructions are amazing; like the cricket pitch that state "paint the wickets in red nail polish".
Protip: if you are ever making Humpty Dumpty use a Pavlova Magic container that's been iced as the base for the guy.

I had friends who recall enjoying cutting off the legs of that doll in a dress cake. "It's why we like our girls legless mum".

One that was memorable was the castle
.
One party had this expanded out to six turrets. The dog found it's way into the dining room and converted the six to four, taking out candles and a happy birthday sign. The damage was sliced off and iced back together amidst cries of "dog slobber!".

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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

The Bloop posted:

I rolled them up in a spiral and ate them like a burrito

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Why would you point the cheese side outwards

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Pizza would do better for my mood in the morning than coffee, sure.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Pyrotoad posted:

Anti Food Porn/Food Fads: I don't like how it bulges when it folds.

drat that we just had yet another title change

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Jesus Christ roll it cheese side in so you can loving hold it.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

My Lovely Horse posted:

Why would you point the cheese side outwards

the heart wants what it wants

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

The Bloop posted:

Jesus Christ roll it cheese side in so you can loving hold it.

That's why they put it in a mug, its got a handle and everything

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Away all Goats posted:

That's why they put it in a mug, its got a handle and everything

I don't think that person has a handle on anything.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Are you trying to claim that a large space amoeba is a pizza?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Iron Crowned posted:

Are you trying to claim that a large space amoeba is a pizza?

The claim of pizzahood is the proof of pizzahood






but that doesn't make it good.

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RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




The Bloop posted:

Jesus Christ roll it cheese side in so you can loving hold it.

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