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ContraBoss posted:another craaaab spider I met one of these guys a couple weeks ago, it had made its home in the chain hole of my ceiling fan's pull fob. I was reaching for it to turn the lights off for bed and I saw some hairy brown legs pull themselves in. It was a really excellent hiding spot, which I appreciated, but it's also something I have to touch every day, which I appreciated less. He was relocated to a different room with the help of an empty bottle. I didn't put him outside because I respect the spiders that work for a living instead of sitting around on the web all day like me. Crab spiders are cool because the way they always have 3/4ths of their arms out in front of them makes them look like a really jacked guy trying to pick a fight with everyone. Plus they got those stumpy little back legs, like they always skip out on leg day. Quality spiders.
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Cicadas! posted:I met one of these guys a couple weeks ago, it had made its home in the chain hole of my ceiling fan's pull fob. I was reaching for it to turn the lights off for bed and I saw some hairy brown legs pull themselves in. It was a really excellent hiding spot, which I appreciated, but it's also something I have to touch every day, which I appreciated less. He was relocated to a different room with the help of an empty bottle. I didn't put him outside because I respect the spiders that work for a living instead of sitting around on the web all day like me. Aw it thinks the chain pull is a flower  Cicadas! posted:Crab spiders are cool because the way they always have 3/4ths of their arms out in front of them makes them look like a really jacked guy trying to pick a fight with everyone. I always thought it looks like they want to give you a big ol' hug 
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The worst part about being a crab fan is when the spider lovers show up.
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Yeah it's totally harshing my chill.
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spider are just vanmpire crabs
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shadow puppet of a posted:The worst part about being a crab fan is when the spider lovers show up. Excuse me but Mak0rz posted:Spiders are like crabs with fangs
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shadow puppet of a posted:The worst part about being a crab fan is when the spider lovers show up. I understand. You know what though? When the spider thread shows up, you are more than welcome to crash the 8-legged party with pincers akimbo!
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I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas
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When I die, I want my corpse dropped in the ocean, smack dab in the middle of crab country so that one minute one is daintily picking at my ears, and then then next thing you know three crabs are fighting over my dead balls.
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ContraBoss posted:When I die, I want my corpse dropped in the ocean, smack dab in the middle of crab country so that one minute one is daintily picking at my ears, and then then next thing you know three crabs are fighting over my dead balls. I would make such an excellent meal for crabs. So much calorie rich fat and cholesterol for them to snip and nibble at.
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This is the easiest way to get hermit crabs to trust you; hand-feeding them something they love! Jojo never turns down chicken, or rather in this case, chicken neck. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7ogvdflN5M Sorry it's a little shaky, but I had to hold the phone, open the lid, balance it against my junk, and feed the crab all at once.
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ContraBoss posted:This is the easiest way to get hermit crabs to trust you; hand-feeding them something they love! Jojo never turns down chicken, or rather in this case, chicken neck. His shell is pretty nice. Did you find it somewhere or buy it for him?
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Crash_N_Burn posted:His shell is pretty nice. Did you find it somewhere or buy it for him? There's a tropical fish/small pet store that sells some shells large enough for him. I normally get them online since the painted shells you find at the big-name pet stores are usually painted and therefore toxic for them. He loves that one. As soon as I dropped it in front of him, he was checking it out instantly and moved in after a few minutes.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htWiwZRB11A Its nose has hands.
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Bhurak posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htWiwZRB11A https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMxuEnZavMg
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Have you been pinced OP?
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ContraBoss posted:This is the easiest way to get hermit crabs to trust you; hand-feeding them something they love! Jojo never turns down chicken, or rather in this case, chicken neck. I love these videos thank you for sharing. I think my favorite part is the guys tiny eyes just munchin on some chicken neck. I didn't even realize crabs ate chicken, I guess it's just a universal meat.
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Nude posted:I didn't even realize crabs ate chicken, I guess it's just a universal meat. Even chickens love eating chicken
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Applesnots posted:Have you been pinced OP? A little bit. I was holding Capt. Snips flat on my palm, and she does not care for human interaction and will reach out and try to pinch anything near the opening of her shell. In this case, she got a hold of the skin of my palm and gave it a quick nip. Luckily, she used her smaller claw and it wasn’t that bad, but it startled me nonetheless.
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ContraBoss posted:When I die, I want my corpse dropped in the ocean, smack dab in the middle of crab country so that one minute one is daintily picking at my ears, and then then next thing you know three crabs are fighting over my dead balls. God drat this is an amazing post.
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Leave it to a crab to figure out, in the name of science, that trying to eat frozen farts is a bad idea. 
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more Japanese people eating giant weird sea bugs https://youtu.be/qOu8SEURbZ0
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naem posted:more Japanese people eating giant weird sea bugs Really conflicted! I can't help but to feel so bad for the snail when it gets butchered alive, but by the end of that video I would give my third nut to catch a whiff of that delectable gastropod frying in that wok. 
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I think gross but then I remember how much I love scallops. 
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eh, eating or cooking live animals is haram as far as i'm concerned. Almost all animals are neurologically capable of perceiving pain, except I think some clams
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SniperWoreConverse posted:eh, eating or cooking live animals is haram as far as i'm concerned. Almost all animals are neurologically capable of perceiving pain, except I think some clams I can't bring myself to purchase live crab anymore. Everyone just casually steams them alive, but all I can think about is hearing them becoming more and more frantic as the temperature rises, the scratching sounds inside the pot getting noisier, and then almost all at once, silence, as steam gently billows out of the pot lid. 
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ContraBoss posted:I can't bring myself to purchase live crab anymore. Everyone just casually steams them alive, but all I can think about is hearing them becoming more and more frantic as the temperature rises, the scratching sounds inside the pot getting noisier, and then almost all at once, silence, as steam gently billows out of the pot lid. Get some clove oil and anesthetize them first. I really wish people would give as much of a poo poo about arthropods as they do mammals.
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It's just a giant bug. Stick a knife through the back of its head and it's all good.
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We Know Catheters posted:It's just a giant bug. Stick a knife through the back of its head and it's all good. Be nicer
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Improbable Lobster posted:Be nicer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFzTda5X-qU
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ContraBoss posted:I can't bring myself to purchase live crab anymore. Everyone just casually steams them alive, but all I can think about is hearing them becoming more and more frantic as the temperature rises, the scratching sounds inside the pot getting noisier, and then almost all at once, silence, as steam gently billows out of the pot lid. Apparently my grandma used to literally beg God for forgiveness whenever she cooked lobsters. It really hosed with her head. I bet they tasted real good tho Improbable Lobster posted:Get some clove oil and anesthetize them first. But yes please do this. We should thank them for being so delicious by giving them a merciful death.
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You were behaving so well in my thread, after our little tiff, buddy....
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ContraBoss posted:I can't bring myself to purchase live crab anymore. Everyone just casually steams them alive, but all I can think about is hearing them becoming more and more frantic as the temperature rises, the scratching sounds inside the pot getting noisier, and then almost all at once, silence, as steam gently billows out of the pot lid. This is a great post. Ya I was surprised to see a GRAPHIC warning about crabs????wtf. Closed it immediately.
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FFS I want to post more hermie videos, but 5 OUT OF 6 OF THEM ARE loving BURIED AND PROBABLY MOLTING!!!! Grrrrr gently caress you nature! I got a thread to run!!!
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