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therobit
Aug 19, 2008

I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time

13Pandora13 posted:

And two wrongs make a right, right?

That's not even getting into the whole fact that she's a minor and he's not.

I mean, ideally she would never have started dating a 21 year old man when she is 17 years old. The best outcome for her is still to get an abortion and to stop having unprotected sex with older men.

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coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

please don't dox my fetish fiction

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




Pick posted:

according to fanart, minions get laid all the time

According to fan art, everything gets laid all the time. And in new and unusual combinations to boot !

La Brea Carpet
Nov 22, 2007

I have no mouth and I must post

mllaneza posted:

According to fan art, everything gets laid all the time. And in new and unusual combinations to boot !

Sometimes with genital shapes never before seen in nature!

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Is it a crime to photoshop ID for Bitcoin exchange verification

quote:

I recently wanted to buy some bitcoin. All of the bitcoin exchanges that are worth anything request copious amounts of verification including Social Security numbers and I'd scans. I understand that they have to do this to comply with the law.

All of these websites use unknown third-party verification sites or otherwise I have no idea how they're storing my information. Find it very creepy and downright insecure to be giving all this PII to some random website which probably doesn't have my information security at the forefront of their priorities .

Is it illegal, as in an actual crime, to photoshop an ID for these sites? Something like identity theft? I'm very legal and try to do things by the book.

State Florida

quote:

[–]grasshoppa1 28 points 25 days ago

You mean committing fraud? Yes, shockingly, fraud is a crime.


[–]HhhhhhHdhdhdhdhd [S] -16 points 25 days ago

What's the fraud I'm not stealing any money nor do I intend to. I simply want to PAY for my bitcoin without submitting PII to shady services


[–]HEONTHETOILET 13 points 25 days ago

Fun Fact: Fraud doesn't always involve monetary gain.

La Brea Carpet
Nov 22, 2007

I have no mouth and I must post

quote:

I recently wanted to buy some bitcoin.

quote:

Find it very creepy and downright insecure to be giving all this PII to some random website which probably doesn't have my information security at the forefront of their priorities .

:thunk:

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties

La Brea Carpet posted:

Me (24M) just got called a Minion by my crush (23F)




Hahahahahaha.

I do feel bad for shorter guys, but life is a bitch and that's how natural selection works.

Edit:
That reminds me, a group of my friends were hanging out a week ago when one of the girls mentioned being anxious about a guy coming down from Canada to visit her. After a long discussion of the guy's pros and cons (pros: smart--Oxford graduate, works out, well-off family. cons: emotional, sometimes needy, nerdy hobbies), it turns out that her issue is that she doesn't remember how tall the guy is. She's planning to date him if he's taller than her but will friendszone him if he's not, and all her efforts to figure out relative heights from photographs failed.

I wonder what happened with her and the guy.


edit 2:

vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv Nah I doubt that's the case generally. Maybe it's true for your cohort.

sincx fucked around with this message at 05:19 on Nov 29, 2017

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

sincx posted:

Hahahahahaha.

I do feel bad for shorter guys, but life is a bitch and that's how natural selection works.

Most of the guys with super good relationships I know are short guys, like 5'1", because if they get over it and don't play the macho game and instead focus on just being normal stable people that is like sploooosh for ladies.

La Brea Carpet
Nov 22, 2007

I have no mouth and I must post
My [32M] wife's [31F] behavior toward her dad [59M] creeps me out. How do I tactfully bring it up with her?

quote:

My wife has always been close with her dad. I attribute this to the fact that her mother died when she was 9 years old. For roughly the first 7 years of our marriage I was in the military, so we had no choice in where we lived. We always lived far enough away that it made visiting her dad impractical more than once or twice a year. I got out of the military about 2 years ago and found a job that would allow us to live within a reasonable driving distance from her dad. Now that we're close enough that they see each other more frequently, I've been noticing some behaviors that I find disturbing.

I've noticed that my wife behaves in a way that seems flirty toward her dad. She will make comments about his appearance and groom his hair, eyebrows, and facial hair. She play fights with him, pokes him in the stomach and ribs, bites him, and pinches his nipples. When they're around each other, he does this weird baby-talk thing that makes me scream internally about how his daughter is in her 30s.

None of these are things I would do with either of my parents, but I understand that people have different relationships with their family members so I just let it go. The thing that finally made me physically cringe happened this past weekend. My FIL came to stay with us for Thanksgiving weekend. We all went out to dinner one night, and my wife had a couple of drinks. At one point she walked over to her dad's seat and bent over so that her face was next to his. I couldn't see what exactly she did, but she either whispered something to him, nibbled/bit his ear, kissed his ear, or blew into his ear. The physical cringing happened when he said, "That gave me goosebumps." I wanted to say something to let her know I found this to be creepy, but she gets extremely defensive anytime I say anything that could be construed as critical of anything involving her dad.

First, I guess I need to know whether my perspective on this is reasonable. Is this something that's not really that weird? Should I just learn to accept it? If I'm right in thinking that it is really weird, how can I bring it up without causing her to have a meltdown?

TL;DR: We recently moved to where my wife can see her dad more often. I'm now noticing that she is very flirty toward him and it creeps me out. Am I wrong to be creeped out? How can I talk to her about it without making her upset?

Who among us hasn't given our pops a good old fashioned purple nurple.

Oh right, none of us. None.

The Letter A
Nov 8, 2002

Pick posted:

Most of the guys with super good relationships I know are short guys, like 5'1", because if they get over it and don't play the macho game and instead focus on just being normal stable people that is like sploooosh for ladies.
My [F19] boyfriend [M20] is angry at me because I said I only date guys over 6' tall. Am I in the wrong?

quote:

Two nights ago I was at a restaurant with some friends and he was in the neighborhood so he stopped by for a few minutes. We were talking about guys, as we do and we were on the subject of height. I said that I wouldn't dare a guy under 6' and pretty much all my friends agreed. He said he had to go after that.

Later that night he said he was sleeping on the couch because he thought it was a "disgusting thing to say." Last night he slept on the couch too. I don't see why he's so angry with me. He's 6'4". His best friends pretty short, so that may be it. But, it's not fair of him to be angry at me because I like tall guys. Plus it isn't just me, pretty much all girls like tall guys.

I haven't apologised because I don't think I did anything wrong. Do you think I am wrong? I was just stating my opinion. There's nothing wrong with short guys, I didn't say that, they're just not for me. I think it's unfair of him to be angry at me.

tl;dr:My [F19] boyfriend [M20] is angry at me because I said I only date guys over 6' tall.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

The bitcoin guy wants to buy drugs and/or child porn using them*, and doesn't want his real name associated with the purchase.

*Probably CP, nobody cares about the people buying drugs

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

The Letter A posted:

My [F19] boyfriend [M20] is angry at me because I said I only date guys over 6' tall. Am I in the wrong?

quote:

[–]Thgutxuycuyc [S] -10 points 2 years ago

Basically, what you said was "I only care about someone's looks"

That's not what I believe at all.

Most girls like nice guys who they have stuff in common with and who are kind and generous and all that stuff.

Of course I want a guy with all of those things. If a hamster was kind and generous would you marry it? No. You want a human. The same way that I want a guy over 6'. Of course I want someone kind and generous, but I probably wouldn't consider those things unless he was tall.

This person is a treasure.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

The Letter A posted:

My [F19] boyfriend [M20] is angry at me because I said I only date guys over 6' tall. Am I in the wrong?

Sorry, it's splooosh for ladies capable of quality relationships. You couldn't have a good relationship with a woman like this because she demands men be minimally 4" taller than average, I mean come the gently caress on.

The Letter A
Nov 8, 2002

Admiral Ray posted:

This person is a treasure.
Hahahaha I hadn't seen the comments. That's wonderful. She's like a Mean Girls character come to life

e:

Pick posted:

Sorry, it's splooosh for ladies capable of quality relationships. You couldn't have a good relationship with a woman like this because she demands men be minimally 4" taller than average, I mean come the gently caress on.
Yeah I knew what you meant. On the other hand I have a good number of friends under the 5'5" mark and getting women to give them a chance does seem a lot harder for them, generally. You're right that they need to get over it and play up their good qualities but a non-trivial amount of height-based rejection has to do something negative to someone's self-confidence, right?

The Letter A fucked around with this message at 05:40 on Nov 29, 2017

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
The real trick is to be tall enough as a lady that your children will almost certainly be at least average height anyway. But that makes you responsible... :ohdear:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

The Letter A posted:


Yeah I knew what you meant. On the other hand I have a good number of friends under the 5'5" mark and getting women to give them a chance does seem a lot harder for them, generally. You're right that they need to get over it and play up their good qualities but a non-trivial amount of height-based rejection has to do something negative to someone's self-confidence, right?

I won't reject the idea that modern culture has made women (as well as men) shittier about their expectations for the appearance of their partner. It sucks both because it's an unrealistic standard for other people, and also that even trying to meet that standard means a ton of time and money down the drain.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Help my gf is upset after i said i wouldn't ever date a woman with boobs smaller than DD. She has big boobs so I don't get it. I didn't do anything wrong.

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




La Brea Carpet posted:

My girlfriend [17 F] seems like she is threatening to have a baby so that I [21 M] don't break up with her.


Remember folks:

Don't be silly, wrap your willy!
Don't be a fool, protect your tool!
Don't be a dingus, sheathe your wingus!

why is this adult dude dating a teenager :/

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
My boyfriend [29M] of eight years is an extreme gamer and I'm [29 F] not sure if I like it.

quote:

I've been dating my boyfriend for 8 years on and off and one of the reasons why we broke up twice is because he is a person who obsesses over certain passion projects. In this case, gaming.

When we first dated, I knew he liked video games, but I never knew that he was someone who was completely obsessed with it to the point that it traps him and basically becomes his life. I would play with him from time to time because I like games, too. But I'm a super casual gamer and very often would only play just to spend time with him.

He really into streaming as well, which is a little difficult since he also works a full-time day job and streams for several hours at night. When I come home from work, I only get about an hour or two max before he's off in his little gaming world.

At first I was understanding, supportive and tried my best to give him the space he needed to help him make this his full time job. He aspires to be a full-time streamer but he's also not consistent with his schedule or the games he plays, which makes me less supportive or understanding when he doesn't take it as seriously.

He's also become more and more of a insomniac and doesn't come to bed until 5, 6, 7 even 8 am after a full day, leaving him with maybe 2 - 4 hours of sleep each day. I'm really concerned for his well being and frankly, I'm tired of feeling alone even when he's here.

We had a conversation about our situation plenty of times, and it seems like even if I tell him how I feel about his extreme gaming and how it makes me feel when I have to pry time out of him to go out and do something, his response is like "this is me. I'm happy, but if you're not, then you're the one who has the problem, not me."

It hurts me because in a way, maybe he's right. Maybe I don't want to accept that this is his lifestyle and I have to deal with it. I don't want to deal with it or settle for this. I don't want to feel like this for the rest of our relationship. I know if I decide that this is not for me, we will never talk again, never ever get back together and it scares me because I do really love him. And I wanted to have a future with him, but I don't know what I'd say if he asked me to marry him. Is that a sign that I should just... let it be and let it go?

I don't know what to do anymore and it scares me to death.

tl;dr: My boyfriend is an extreme gamer and I don't think I can live the rest of my life with someone like that. It freaking sucks.
:thunk:

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
I'd make a joke about how I only find tall women attractive, but I'm worried about finding Pick under my Honda in the morning.

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Haifisch posted:

My boyfriend [29M] of eight years is an extreme gamer and I'm [29 F] not sure if I like it.

:thunk:

Please stay with him and catalog his behavior for everyone to enjoy.

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

Pick posted:

Most of the guys with super good relationships I know are short guys, like 5'1", because if they get over it and don't play the macho game and instead focus on just being normal stable people that is like sploooosh for ladies.

I feel like the message here is true, if you make a deal of it you're shooting yourself in the foot, but it's sort of blaming an entire lifetime of socially driven insecurity on the person themselves.

Like it's more okay to be explicit in dating profiles etc that you want a 6'+ partner than it is to include weight limits. It's a real and consistent thing and even though I would agree the best option is to just be confident in yourself anyways it's not like they generated those insecurities on their own.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Anyone who turns you down because you're 5'4" and only because you're 5'4" is a loving bitch, and who cares what a loving bitch thinks?

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
It's not that short dudes are short that's the problem, they only face consistent rejection on that front because people are shallow. I am enlightened and only don't date them because they're insecure about their height, which is only coincidentally a direct result of the shallow people who consistently reject them for it.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
I'd be genuinely interested to see the venn diagram of women who sneer at guys who are great but sorry he's under 6 feet and women who are horrified when a guy sneer at women who are over 140 lb, less than a D cup, incapable of suppressing their gag reflex or whatever.

I assume that there's at least a significant majority that accept that... Hahaha no.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
You do see the opposite; go to any gaming group and you'll see men who think women shouldn't even require them to bathe. The issue isn't that gendered--marketing and advertising have done a good job convincing every person that they're so drat special that they should get exactly what they want and any less is an insult. (See also: the entire premise of How I Met Your Mother).

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Pick posted:

You do see the opposite; go to any gaming group and you'll see men who think women shouldn't even require them to bathe. The issue isn't that gendered--marketing and advertising have done a good job convincing every person that they're so drat special that they should get exactly what they want and any less is an insult. (See also: the entire premise of How I Met Your Mother).

That would explain my bewilderment when women don't hurl themselves face first at my crotch.

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

Outrail posted:

That would explain my bewilderment when women don't hurl themselves face first at my crotch.

Well is your crotch a savory Carl's Jr. food item?

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Outrail posted:

I'd be genuinely interested to see the venn diagram of women who sneer at guys who are great but sorry he's under 6 feet and women who are horrified when a guy sneer at women who are over 140 lb, less than a D cup, incapable of suppressing their gag reflex or whatever.

I assume that there's at least a significant majority that accept that... Hahaha no.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Lots of people want someone who meets their exact standards, but god forbid their partner have standards of their own. Then their partner's standards mysteriously become red flags and unreasonable expectations. Even ones as mundane as "don't wear a fursuit in public."

My [22F] bf [23M] tells me I need to wear something different in public and we've had huge arguments about it these last couple of days

quote:

My boyfriend has never been controlling, when it comes to what I wear, so this is a pretty big break in our trust, imo. I've always been able to wear what I wanted and he has always been very supportive of me. Me and my best friend bought fur suits last week and have occasionally worn them in public. My boyfriend hates this and keeps telling me I shouldn't wear it in public but I tell him it's my body and I can wear whatever I want and it has caused a huge rift in our relationship. I feel like he's being very unreasonable with this since I don't care what he wears in public and I don't want him to make decisions for me and tell me what I'm allowed to wear or not wear. Is this a dealbreaker? How do we move past this?

tl;dr: My boyfriend has started telling me that I'm not allowed to wear clothing that I recently bought and it's giving me anxiety that he might be showing controlling behavior.

therobit
Aug 19, 2008

I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time
We should put the fursuit people into concentration camps.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
only wear the fur suit for me baby :qq:

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Haifisch posted:

Lots of people want someone who meets their exact standards, but god forbid their partner have standards of their own. Then their partner's standards mysteriously become red flags and unreasonable expectations. Even ones as mundane as "don't wear a fursuit in public."

My [22F] bf [23M] tells me I need to wear something different in public and we've had huge arguments about it these last couple of days

He should ghost you.

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
You, an idiot: Actually the problem with youth today is unrealistic relationship expectations driven by marketing that causes them to engage in self-destructive behavior.

Me, an intellectual:

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

Pick posted:

You do see the opposite; go to any gaming group and you'll see men who think women shouldn't even require them to bathe. The issue isn't that gendered--marketing and advertising have done a good job convincing every person that they're so drat special that they should get exactly what they want and any less is an insult. (See also: the entire premise of How I Met Your Mother).

I don't think there's anything inherently wrong with the preference. You could make the argument it's socially driven but that doesn't change what people are attracted to. i just don't really like the duplicitous nature of the people trying to hide it. You don't see dude's saying "it's not that I don't like flat chested women, it's just that they're always so self conscious about it'. They just admit they like some honkin boobs. With height you often see mealy mouthed statements that try to deflect their obvious preferences as someone else's fault. It is what it is, you like tall dudes, that's okay.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Admiral Ray posted:

You, an idiot: Actually the problem with youth today is unrealistic relationship expectations driven by marketing that causes them to engage in self-destructive behavior.

Me, an intellectual:


That lobster is half of a multi-million-dollar installation designed to upstage a Picasso tapestry leading to the Four Seasons, I thought you knew.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I'm just kidding of course, the piece is actually aluminum based off of a cast of an inflatable lobster, part of an edition of three, and a key component of a successful effort to force the Picasso tapestry elsewhere. hehe suck it, four seasons.

Milotic
Mar 4, 2009

9CL apologist
Slippery Tilde
Me [31 F] with my boyfriend [37 M] 2 years, Boyfriend wants a prenup and I'm offended at the reason why.

quote:

u/riskgirl483
Jack and I have been dating for slightly over two years. He's a great guy. He's funny and very charismatic and really knows how to own a room. We always have fun together and there's never a dull moment with him around. Jack is also very successful career wise. He is a highly specialized surgeon and received a substantial inheritance from his parents which he started multiple franchises and real estate businesses with and really multiplied that money so understandably he wants to protect his money.

We have been discussing marriage and he said that he would need a prenup before marrying. I thought that this was reasonable and said I would be fine signing it. However, I recently overheard my boyfriend having a conversation about it that made me feel hurt and unvalued. I got home early one day and he was on skype chatting with a long time friend of his about the prenup. He didn't know I was home or could hear because he had his headphones on. He said that he would never ask a virgin to sign a prenup because that would be unfair to her and not recognizing her value. He also went on a shaming rant about how marrying a woman with more than two sexual partners is like playing Russian roulette. I've never heard such hurtful things from him before. I am wondering how to even approach this issue and what to say since technically I was eavesdropping. How should I handle this?

tldr; boyfriend give real reason for wanting prenup and went on shaming rant, what to do

Well that’s a new one to me.

Milotic
Mar 4, 2009

9CL apologist
Slippery Tilde
This is depressing.

I'm [34F] pregnant with my boyfriend [35M] of 10 years' baby, and we want it, but my emetophobia makes me not want to continue the pregnancy

quote:

u/ForcedFord
I am a horrific emetophobe. Whenever someone in my house was sick, I would start to have a panic attack and wouldn't be able to breathe. It was even worse when I was sick. I've been through therapy for this, but it never works. My boyfriend and I have been dating for 10 years, living together for eight, and I'm insanely lucky that he has the strongest stomach of anyone I know. As well, I haven't been sick since I was in high school, so luck has really been on our side.

Two weeks ago, I woke up in the middle of the night feeling unbearable nauseous. I was getting anxious and uncomfortable, so I woke my boyfriend up and he made me a ton of home remedies like ginger and mint tea. Regardless, I got really sick and had an enormous panic attack. My boyfriend was kind enough to sit with me and try and help me calm down. We didn't get back to sleep until the time we were supposed to wake up, so both of us took a sick day.

The next day, I started getting sick in the afternoon, and again, my boyfriend was awesome and just hung out with me. I was unbearably nauseous the rest of the day, and it was driving me mental. My anxiety kept me from eating dinner, because I felt that if I ate, I'd throw up. My boyfriend was trying to be helpful, but I was just overwhelmed by anxiety. He made a call to my doctor's office before they closed, so I wouldn't have to go through it for a long while if it was a gastric issue.

When I went to the doctor, I got asked a ton of questions, answered all of them, and had to get a blood test done, to try and narrow things down. I decided to stay until the results came back, because it was a rather quick deal and I didn't want to have to either come back so I could get medication. My doctor, very politely, informed me a pregnancy test had come up positive, and then outlined all of my options. Everything was really fuzzy and numb, but I just drove home and waited for my boyfriend.

We always knew we wanted kids. We never wanted to get married, never wanted to be engaged, just wanted kids. In more recent years, we've been considering it very seriously- thinking about how many, how we would do it. We're in a financially stable enough place to have children, but we were just always at a bad place in terms of timing. Right now, both of us are stable in our careers, we're renting at a good price for staying in one house so long, etc. Everything is kind of perfect. And that's what my boyfriend said when I told him. He was ecstatic, and I was really happy too.

For the rest of the night, we were talking about names, looking at our calendars to schedule appointments- and then it hit me. My boyfriend was cooking dinner, and just the smell of it made my stomach churn. I got the panicky feeling, and realized this wasn't going to go away. If I'm lucky, maybe it won't last all nine months, but plenty of women say it happens right up until they give birth, and even then, you can vomit and such while delivering.

It paralyzed me. The idea of throwing up from now for the next several months- it's terrifying. Almost immediately, I decided to tell my boyfriend, but he was really happy, and I didn't know what to do. We went to our first baby appointment, found out how far I am, and I immediately looked up the window to get an abortion. I still have time, but I'm on the fence, and equally as petrified of the procedure itself. So, I asked my boyfriend what he thinks about it, and told him about my concerns, but also told him that he had an opinion, and I didn't want to go into this with just my feelings on the table, because I'm not decided and I don't want to make an impulse decision out of fear.

He begged me not to. He's not pro-life, but he said he wants us to be parents, and he'd hate himself if this was our only opportunity and we passed it up like this. I agreed with him, but I'm still not sure! Obviously, this isn't a conversation to have with strangers on the Internet, but I just need to hear arguments at this point. I know I could likely manage my emetophobia, but therapy has failed me thus far and medications likely wouldn't be sustainable with a pregnancy. Managing the morning sickness seems like more of a gamble to get a prescription for, or the effectiveness of medication, etc. My boyfriend has argued both points, but I understand the risks of both options.

My question probably isn't, should I get an abortion or keep the baby, I think it's more, is it outrageous to get an abortion to calm my emetophobia? And if it is, how can I keep up my mental health while pregnant? Writing this post, I'm lying in bed feeling sick to my stomach, and my hands are shaking it has me so anxious. I know I need to actually eat, but it scares me because I worry that I'll throw up more. If I can do this, which I really want to, how can I do it without sacrificing my mental security?

TLDR: Pregnant emetophobe, needing help deciding if aborting over my emetophobia is outrageous, and if I decide to keep my baby, how to maintain my mental health.

Someone should post to tell her babies puke. Like all the time. And the whooping cough vaccination can make you projectile vomit.

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burial
Sep 13, 2002

actually, that won't be necessary.

Milotic posted:

Me [31 F] with my boyfriend [37 M] 2 years, Boyfriend wants a prenup and I'm offended at the reason why.


Well that’s a new one to me.

Wait. How is it like russian roulette? Is there a randomized sex partner number ladies have (that I guess has to be greater than or equal to two, counting yourself) and if you’re that number you instantly die upon penetrating her?

Because that’s loving awesome. I’d read a book based on that premise. Hell, I’ll write it myself if I have to.

e: I had the concept slightly wrong since he ties it to marriage which’d just mean you instantly die if she’s hit or surpassed that number before you then tied the knot. Way less interesting.

burial fucked around with this message at 09:55 on Nov 29, 2017

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