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New Butt Order posted:What, you don't remember when this crazy story made international news? Back in the 90’s, something similar actually did happen: https://youtu.be/1DVUwWZfzMw
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 From one of my favorite people on facebook, the gun loving walking Republican stereotype who frequently refers to his home state as "Commiefornia." I'm sure libs are always following him, ready to lob some softball insults so he can easily own them. Mullitt has a new favorite as of 07:23 on Nov 26, 2017 |
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Nov 26, 2017 07:21
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Maybe I'm dumb and don't get it, but what sorta weak-rear end retort is this?
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Jurgan posted:Back in the 90’s, something similar actually did happen: https://youtu.be/1DVUwWZfzMw There was a Rembrandt Brown concert where that happened, but it was a planned thing. They had a pretty convincing impersonator take the stage first, then the real Crying Man played him off partway through.
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Biplane posted:Idiot regressives aren't known for their wit. "It can't be that I'm a humorless dipshit who wouldn't know a good joke if it hit me in the face, it must be those darned SJWs getting triggered all the time.  "
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Tunicate posted:There was a Rembrandt Brown concert where that happened, but it was a planned thing. They had a pretty convincing impersonator take the stage first, then the real Crying Man played him off partway through. Now you are making me cry there's no more Sliders, jerk.
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Back in '07 me and Britney switched bodies for a few weeks. I'd like to think we learned something from the experience but in truth we are both worse people for it.
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System Metternich posted:Maybe I'm dumb and don't get it, but what sorta weak-rear end retort is this? It’s basically Chris Rock’s joke about how black people kept saying “we won!” after OJ Simpson got acquitted, and he keeps checking the mail looking for his OJ prize but hasn’t gotten it. The difference, of course, is that Rock was right to say black people didn’t benefit from OJ winning, while white privilege is real.
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Jurgan posted:It’s basically Chris Rock’s joke about how black people kept saying “we won!” after OJ Simpson got acquitted, and he keeps checking the mail looking for his OJ prize but hasn’t gotten it. The difference, of course, is that Rock was right to say black people didn’t benefit from OJ winning, while white privilege is real. I remember that. His point being that the OJ trial wasn't about race. It was about money and OJ got away with murder for being rich. I feel sorry for Chris Rock because a lot of his stuff was so nuanced and white racists just use it as a hammer against the black community. Like his "how not to get beat up by the police" video which is now painfully dated.
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Katt posted:I feel sorry for Chris Rock because a lot of his stuff was so nuanced and white racists just use it as a hammer against the black community. Like his "how not to get beat up by the police" video which is now painfully dated. My step dad used the "there are black people and there are n*ggers" line twice during this Thanksgiving visit.
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Gloomy Rube posted:I've done vendor work for Target and they have the most strict dress code. If you wear anything resembling their uniform (Red top, khaki-ish bottoms) they won't let you in, you have to change before you can work, and they make you take a test about their rules too so you know, so I kinda can believe the first part, not so much the "I'm scanning stuff now" part which is obviously fake for a lot of reasons. (Like, employees have to sign into the system before they can start working, that was also part of the test) I mean the first pic in the series gives it away; he's wearing a Target decal shirt that tends to be available only through the employee system. Also he couldn't have bought his game at a discount without entering an employee number. His story's pretty obvs bullshit even if you don't know these little details, but knowing makes it pretty clear he actually just started working there recently and thought he was making a hilarious story for social media points. (I put in my retail hell time with Target) Mr. Belpit has a new favorite as of 15:55 on Nov 28, 2017 |
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Aleph Null posted:My step dad used the "there are black people and there are n*ggers" line twice during this Thanksgiving visit. I guess he forgot that in the exact some comedy routine Chris Rock went on to the difference between white people and cousin loving, trailer living white trash.
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Katt posted:I guess he forgot that in the exact some comedy routine Chris Rock went on to the difference between white people and cousin loving, trailer living white trash. Guess which one they are? Well, no cousin loving. Edit: proud hillbillies.
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I mean, if I wear a red shirt to Target, other customers might think I work there until I say I don't, and it's an awkward minute or two easily forgotten instead of saved to share on social media. I imagine the STDH coming from a manager telling a red-shirted customer "you should work for us, you're already halfway there! " and redshirt retorting with something more absurd or clever than I can think of at 1AM on a Sunday.
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Katt posted:I guess he forgot that in the exact some comedy routine Chris Rock went on to the difference between white people and cousin loving, trailer living white trash. He also stopped doing that bit because of the way white racists took it as a validation of their lovely opinions.
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Nov 27, 2017 12:50
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"oh yeah? Well the shirt store called, they're running out of you!"
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Mr. Belpit posted:(I put in my retail hell time with Target) Same here. To this day, I cannot wear khakis or polos (red or otherwise).
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Aleph Null posted:My step dad used the "there are black people and there are n*ggers" line twice during this Thanksgiving visit. Kill your famil
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Aleph Null posted:My step dad used the "there are black people and there are n*ggers" line twice during this Thanksgiving visit.  and 
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My story is so awesome that I literally can't tell it without doxxing myself, you gotta believe me guys! Anyway, here's my exact height, weight, fashion preference and a very specific/heavily witnessed incident where I beat up a teacher and had him arrested.
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A metal band tshirt? I never knew a kid could be so hardcore  unless he means a shirt made of literal bands of metal, in which case drat
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Comptroll The Forums posted:unless he means a shirt made of literal bands of metal, in which case drat Bye kids! Have a nice day at school! 
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That is clearly painted wood like why are you even talking to me, woodboy
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Pfft, metal is so last season.
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Kind of harmless.
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TheMostFrench posted:Bye kids! Have a nice day at school! These always killed me in Dark Souls 
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Katt posted:Kind of harmless. That looks like legitimate child-handwriting, tbh
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What's the stdh? That could easily be a slide in like a freshman level gender studies type course
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Yeah it's actually banal enough I buy it.
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RagnarokAngel posted:Yeah it's actually banal enough I buy it. Spent his Thanksgiving "blogging", what a loving hero.
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TheMostFrench posted:Bye kids! Have a nice day at school! It bothers me that the model wearing the black wooden-board-mask's hands are painted to match the outfit but the other's hands aren't painted beige to match his. I've seen these before in a list of "What if we flipped the script on common questions people ask homosexuals" but if it's from her professor it doesn't make any sense for it to be on her(?) laptop unless she downloaded his PowerPoint presentation, then took a picture of her screen.
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King of Foolians posted:It bothers me that the model wearing the black wooden-board-mask's hands are painted to match the outfit but the other's hands aren't painted beige to match his. Pretty sure there's a term for that.... beige privilege?
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RagnarokAngel posted:Yeah it's actually banal enough I buy it. I'm 10000% positive that the only false part of this story is the last line. I've grudgingly hung out with enough "Christmas? you mean saturnalia  " atheists to believe the rest.
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King of Foolians posted:I've seen these before in a list of "What if we flipped the script on common questions people ask homosexuals" but if it's from her professor it doesn't make any sense for it to be on her(?) laptop unless she downloaded his PowerPoint presentation, then took a picture of her screen. So what you're saying is it makes perfect sense. I agree.
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Katt posted:Kind of harmless. As a young child I invented the superhero Stupidity Man. He thought his superpower was controlling the amount of moisture in the air, but named himself the wrong thing because his actual superpower was being very stupid. So I buy this 100%
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Katt posted:Kind of harmless. It's been done: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXqlX0MAfFM&t=40s
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Desk Lamp posted:Spent his Thanksgiving "blogging", what a loving hero. Still relevant today. https://youtu.be/yygMhtNQJ9M
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