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Theokotos posted:Waste of time and money, much like yourself. holy wakkamolee what in the gently caress is that?
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Nov 29, 2017 18:58
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Looks like CGI, to be honest.
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Langosta Whiteman posted:holy wakkamolee what in the gently caress is that? Now that's what I call Gummi Worms 
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Langosta Whiteman posted:wakkamolee 
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Yeah... unsubscribed.  I'll try again in another 50 pages when y'all are hopefully back to making fun of fat people.
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Nov 29, 2017 21:07
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rydiafan posted:Yeah... unsubscribed. Ah a masochist.
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Nov 29, 2017 21:10
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rydiafan posted:Yeah... unsubscribed. Don't let the maggot infested door hit you in your maggot infested rear end on the way out!
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Nov 29, 2017 21:11
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Yeah what the gently caress is this? And the guy who keeps writing "walla"? Anyway bone ape tit.
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Nov 29, 2017 21:19
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I feel tingly when I watch that, and not in a good way.
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Now that's what I call Gummi Worms  Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:As an aside, what's going on in Gambia? Nearly every woman that wanders through his office (or works there) is beautiful. I don't know what it is, but Micha is a lucky man despite constantly teetering on the edge of a mental breakdown. There was an interview his clinic did a year or two ago where he explains why he came to open the clinic in Gambia and he really wants to educate people on how to properly take care of their animals. The message just isn't getting through to people though. Arc Hammer has a new favorite as of 21:37 on Nov 29, 2017 |
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Re: Mouth Maggots It's Oral Myiasis, i.e. some flies lay their eggs in living animals, and people are animals so... Don't google it unless you want to see more and worse than that gif shows. Skippy McPants has a new favorite as of 21:47 on Nov 29, 2017 |
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Nov 29, 2017 21:37
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As if I didn't have enough dental anxiety today after booking a dentist appointment for Monday, I thought I'd catch up reading some threads 
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Foreverally brushing my teeth after seeing those mouth maggots.
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Nov 29, 2017 21:58
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Panfilo posted:Foreverally brushing my teeth after seeing those mouth maggots. Pffft, look at you doing work yourself when you could be putting your mouth maggots to work for you. Maggots are the sign of a clean wound, so that man's mouth is probably impeccable!
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Solice Kirsk posted:Pffft, look at you doing work yourself when you could be putting your mouth maggots to work for you. Maggots are the sign of a clean wound, so that man's mouth is probably impeccable! Probably train one of those oxpecker birds to dig out all the blackheads on your back while you're at it!
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Nov 29, 2017 22:16
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Jesus gently caress, it looks like gum barnacles. He must be one of those freaks that sneaks into the dry-dock to lick hulls.
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Brawnfire posted:Jesus gently caress, it looks like gum barnacles. He must be one of those freaks that sneaks into the dry-dock to lick hulls. I'm currently working next to a dry-dock and appreciate this.
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Brawnfire posted:Jesus gently caress, it looks like gum barnacles. He must be one of those freaks that sneaks into the dry-dock to lick hulls. Man, imagine the poor security guard that has to swat all the hull lickers with a broom every night. *shines flashlight, sees a bunch of tweakers clinging onto the keel lounge a bunch of lampreys, sighs and grabs a broom*
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jizzy sillage posted:Yeah what the gently caress is this? And the guy who keeps writing "walla"? It’s a common symptom of being lack toads in toddler ant.
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"Walla" is hilarious because it took someone complaining before I figured out what it was supposed to mean. Now I'm one of those jerks that does it.
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Solice Kirsk posted:"Walla" is hilarious because it took someone complaining before I figured out what it was supposed to mean. Now I'm one of those jerks that does it. Viola!
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I think the maggots (or whatever they are) would feel kind of cool in your mouth, as long as they weren't biting living flesh. I imagine it would feel like a carbonated drink.
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artsy fartsy posted:I think the maggots (or whatever they are) would feel kind of cool in your mouth, as long as they weren't biting living flesh. I imagine it would feel like a carbonated drink. Imagine the blowjob.
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Jerry Cotton posted:Imagine the blowjob. No judgement on your BJ technique, but wouldn't that just squish all the little fuckers?
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artsy fartsy posted:No judgement on your BJ technique, but wouldn't that just squish all the little fuckers? I don't think you're in any position to judge anyone else's technique there, you horrible mouthfucker.
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rydiafan posted:Yeah... unsubscribed. Yeah I don't know why this topic has decided to just double down on the gross so hard the past few pages, but it's not fun anymore.
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Nuebot posted:Yeah I don't know why this topic has decided to just double down on the gross so hard the past few pages, but it's not fun anymore. Feel free to make an AUF thread 
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quote="Theokotos" post="478835997"] Waste of time and money, much like yourself. [/quote]  What the hell are you?
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artsy fartsy posted:No judgement on your BJ technique, but wouldn't that just squish all the little fuckers? It's just a drop in the bucket compared to the number of sperm that will be killed. #AllLivesMatter #GetMyasis-temGoing
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Now that's what I call Gummi Worms Every time I think the worst has happened in this thread, I peek back in and it's 10 times worse. I love it.
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I googled "miasis" because (anything)-miasis is a fun trip down the mental-trauma-weightloss path, and found the video that GIF came from! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmgFjr5jfHo EDIT: I took out the second vid, there's no need to completely ruin this thread. Sorry to anyone who saw it before this edit EDIT2: Have some palette-cleansing bronies (20 minutes!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iM1oR6MsA7E ExecuDork has a new favorite as of 02:53 on Nov 30, 2017 |
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Nov 30, 2017 02:46
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so like how do maggot-teeth people eat
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i mean we have already had that ethical discussion of dick teeth, what about maggot teeth
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Guys what the gently caress Someone explain to me [without pictures] what the gently caress that was and how it happens.
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:I stumbled onto that video last week, I was relieved to see that dog get treatment. However, I went down the Youtube hole, and eventually arrived at "Spike." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnSAvOVifpU Warning; swollen dog testicles full of maggots. Poor Spike. Was that dog’s balls really not bad enough to neuter/amputate?
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Professor of Cats posted:Guys what the gently caress There are literally tens of thousands of species of flies. Like many insects, they divide their lives into two very different ecological niches. In the case of the flies that help break down dead bodies, the adults exist to mate and lay eggs, the larvae ("maggots") exist to eat and grow and turn into loving/egg-laying machines. Some species have avoided the need to find a corpse and instead go for living animals. Eggs are laid, the maggots dig in - but not too far, they need to breathe - and do their thing. The dog videos show what's probably the most common situation - the eggs get laid on parts of the body that are easy (for a fly) to access, like ears or scrotums. In the case of the amazingly unfortunate man in the GIF and video, my guess is either the fly laid the eggs in his open mouth (while he was sleeping, or passed-out drunk) or laid them on the outside of his mouth, then the maggots burrowed in. When they first hatch, they're very small and they probably secrete something in their saliva that acts as a local anesthetic; the drunk wakes up and feels maybe some itchiness on his upper lip but that fades. A couple of weeks later, well, you saw it.  You said no pictures, but here's one I found by searching imgur for "the circle of life". The life-cycle of the aliens in the Alien franchise is based on real Earth animals. Parasites are for sharing! EDIT: You should scratch that itch. Yes, that one. It's probably not a dozen tiny maggots setting up shop. Probably. ExecuDork has a new favorite as of 04:39 on Nov 30, 2017 |
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I came back to ten new pages and I am declaring god dead
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Tim Whatley posted:I came back to ten new pages and I am declaring god dead God is not dead, he's away on business. Unfortunately by the time he gets back we'll all have killed ourselves. So it goes.
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Tim Whatley posted:I came back to ten new pages and I am declaring god dead God came up with this poo poo in the first place
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