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Sagebrush posted:she did it again for her next baby btw gotta say that ladies face scares me
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cover up her mouth and then her eyes and go back and forth. she's doing the fake smile thing where your mouth moves but your eyes don't. it looks dead. also she is wearing a tremendous amount of makeup. look at the difference in texture and color between her face and her neck.
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 08:19 |
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A pod person, kill her
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 08:37 |
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You guys should get to the terrible names thread and prepare thyselves. I wanna feed all of these into one of those Markov Chain Generators and see if we can predict the choices for the next kid.
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 08:52 |
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Freylynk
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 08:55 |
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Kryvlykyin
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 09:03 |
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Rough Lobster posted:You guys should get to the terrible names thread and prepare thyselves. quote:In 2015, Stanford computer science PhD candidate Andrej Karpathy decided to test out some neural network tools he'd been experimenting with, and set them to generating plausible baby names. http://cs.stanford.edu/people/karpathy/namesGenUnique.txt jka Dillie Ryine Cherita Dasher Chailine Frennide Gremaley Patj Handi Gully Wennie Ferentra Jixandlia Slimele Elispor Kathine Masdadina Chilcina Tiz Jolina Corbenton Haustina Delimeet Eppal Molenia Frecki Senny Helphon Saminda Ka Wynther Helsey Misa Lynetta Halonie etc.
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 09:04 |
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"Dad, how did I get my name?" "Well honey, you know how sometimes a couple wanted a boy but they had a girl, so they give her a boy's name but just spelled oddly?" "Yeah?" "Well, Handi, a similar thing happened with you."
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 09:05 |
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Trig Discipline posted:"Dad, how did I get my name?" omg
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 09:13 |
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Comptroll The Forums posted:e:wrong thread The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite (or Request): Coldly Compiled Lists > Funny Forums Quotes: e: wrong thread
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 09:18 |
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Trauma Dog 3000 posted:gotta say that ladies face scares me That is the dead-eyed stare of someone who has had their life's dreams replaced with being a stepford wife, and is probably going to wind up unapologetically murdering their husband in cold blood over some petty reason.
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 10:42 |
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Jedit posted:The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite (or Request): Coldly Compiled Lists > Funny Forums Quotes: e: wrong thread I support this. Also quoting for topicality.
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 10:46 |
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SpookyLizard posted:Pahanin was a hunter who was in the original Vault of Glass raid team and the only survivor. He created the exotic machine gun Super Good Advice with a golden age AI core so he would never be alone, and was an acclaimed travel writer and cephalopod enthusiast. A Buff Gay Dude posted:Vex rhymes with sex which is funny because one is present in all possible timelines and the other is absent from all your possible timelines
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 10:56 |
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Rough Lobster posted:You guys should get to the terrible names thread and prepare thyselves.
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 11:00 |
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My mum used to know a guy who went by Tiz, though we are Australian. I think I or she still have his hole puncher somewhere.
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 13:47 |
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Inescapable Duck posted:My mum used to know a guy who went by Tiz, though we are Australian. I think I or she still have his hole puncher somewhere. Edit: Eh dumb joke, not enough coffee
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 13:54 |
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:Edit: Eh dumb joke, not enough coffee I kinda want to hear it anyway now.
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 14:29 |
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Inescapable Duck posted:I kinda want to hear it anyway now. You made a post about you, your mom, and something that verbs holes, it was such a lay-up I figured it was a trap
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 14:32 |
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little munchkin posted:the alt-right: Racism is good! We should idolize hitler even though all of his plans failed spectacularly.
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 14:39 |
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I would totally name my kid Titan then be massively ashamed of him when he grows up to be a short skinny nerd just like his old man.
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 15:37 |
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KM Scorchio posted:I would totally name my kid Titan then be massively ashamed of him when he grows up to be a short skinny nerd just like his old man. The other problem with naming a kid Titan is that they can never have a nickname. What are you going to call them for short? Tit? Tite?
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 15:39 |
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Trig Discipline posted:http://cs.stanford.edu/people/karpathy/namesGenUnique.txt brb legally changing my name to "Delimeet "
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 15:44 |
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Thanks for the horrible name picture(s). If anyone remembers or comes across the additional Aborshynn-type names, too, please post 'em. (This is all because a teacher, Kim, at my kid's school had her third kid, Kamden, after Kylan (whom I call Krylon) and Kinsleigh. Her name choices are not improving with time.)
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 15:47 |
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revoke her K privileges
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 15:48 |
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Hirayuki posted:Thanks for the horrible name picture(s). If anyone remembers or comes across the additional Aborshynn-type names, too, please post 'em. I once heard some lady yelling at her kids Camry (Camreigh?) and Corolla (Corollaugh?) at the mall. Edit- sneakyfrog posted:revoke her K privileges You think she should stop at KKK?
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 15:53 |
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MausoleumExtremist posted:I once heard some lady yelling at her kids Camry (Camreigh?) and Corolla (Corollaugh?) at the mall. It's like Mercedes but backwards.
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 15:55 |
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My child's name is going to be Lol. Lol JK Lastname.
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 15:57 |
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Paladinus posted:My child's name is going to be Lol. Lol JK Lastname. BRB tweeting to J.K. Simmons
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 15:59 |
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MausoleumExtremist posted:
4K adoption is pretty slow yeah
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 16:02 |
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:4K adoption is pretty slow yeah
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 16:03 |
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:4K adoption is pretty slow yeah It's faster than 5G though
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 16:07 |
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Inescapable Duck posted:My mum used to know a guy who went by Tiz, though we are Australian. I think I or she still have his hole puncher somewhere. was his name tisdale or something similar
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 16:38 |
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FAT32 SHAMER posted:was his name tisdale or something similar It's short for Ortiz
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 17:22 |
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Pirate Radar posted:The other problem with naming a kid Titan is that they can never have a nickname. What are you going to call them for short? Tit? Tite? Combine it with the middle initial like TJ or TB or w/e. Paladinus posted:My child's name is going to be Lol. Lol JK Lastname. Lol is, no poo poo, my sister's nickname.
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 19:07 |
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lol_Tolhurst
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 19:08 |
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Neddy Seagoon posted:That is the dead-eyed stare of someone who has had their life's dreams replaced with being a stepford wife, and is probably going to wind up unapologetically murdering their husband in cold blood over some petty reason. Nah, a stepford wife would at least have enough decorum to not use the birth of their child as an opportunity to attention whore on the internet.
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 19:11 |
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Doc Hawkins posted:Lol is, no poo poo, my sister's nickname. Lol. Also lol.
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 19:29 |
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Pirate Radar posted:The other problem with naming a kid Titan is that they can never have a nickname. What are you going to call them for short? Tit? Tite? Tits McGee
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# ? Nov 30, 2017 20:23 |
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I saw a toddler named Gerald and honestly that seemed way weirder to me.
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Trig Discipline posted:"Dad, how did I get my name?" Hirayuki posted:Thanks for the horrible name picture(s). If anyone remembers or comes across the additional Aborshynn-type names, too, please post 'em.
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