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Broken Record Talk
Jul 28, 2009

A three-hundred thousand degree baptism by nuclear fire;
we had it coming.

a7m2 posted:

It's a shame the novels are so loving awful. I really like reading the codices and wikis though.

Try some of the HH novels, seriously. Some are utter poo poo, but a good number are pretty solid.

E: Also, there is a survey up on the Community site. I expect everyone ITT to join me in lamenting the loss of the Fantasy universe and telling GW to bring it back. TIA

https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/11/30/say-big-community-survey-nov-30gw-homepage-post-1/

Top of Page Picture Edit: My WiP Sons of Horus

Broken Record Talk fucked around with this message at 17:51 on Nov 30, 2017

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Safety Factor
Oct 31, 2009




Grimey Drawer

Cooked Auto posted:

I like how the Warhammer Community survey lists Finland, Norway, Denmark but forgets Sweden and you have to use the Other option. Thanks a lot you jerks. :argh:
:norway:

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

a7m2 posted:

It's a shame the novels are so loving awful. I really like reading the codices and wikis though.

sooo much of it is absolute schlocky sci-fantasy trash pulp, but a few of the black library writers manage to rise above that, some of the time. most things dan abnett's written for games workshop are at least decent, even the 'Sharpe's but Imperial Guard' Gaunt's Ghost series has its moments. His Inquistor novels, the Eisenhorn and Ravenor trilogies, are pretty good too. Aaron Dembski-Bowden is probably the best of the younger pool of black library writers, at least imo. His stuff is at least imaginative, particularly his portrayals of the Word Bearers and World Eaters in the Heresy novels.

gav thorpe's prose is just inexcusably bad and unimaginative though

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Just be warned about the HH series because it runs the gamut from the best of BL (for example, The First Heretic) all the way to the worst (Nemesis)

Broken Record Talk
Jul 28, 2009

A three-hundred thousand degree baptism by nuclear fire;
we had it coming.

Gyro Zeppeli posted:

Just be warned about the HH series because it runs the gamut from the best of BL (for example, The First Heretic) all the way to the worst (Nemesis)

I've heard Nemesis was so bad, I just skipped it entirely.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Broken Record Talk posted:

I've heard Nemesis was so bad, I just skipped it entirely.

It was better than Battle For The Abyss.

a7m2
Jul 9, 2012


zeal posted:

sooo much of it is absolute schlocky sci-fantasy trash pulp, but a few of the black library writers manage to rise above that, some of the time. most things dan abnett's written for games workshop are at least decent, even the 'Sharpe's but Imperial Guard' Gaunt's Ghost series has its moments. His Inquistor novels, the Eisenhorn and Ravenor trilogies, are pretty good too. Aaron Dembski-Bowden is probably the best of the younger pool of black library writers, at least imo. His stuff is at least imaginative, particularly his portrayals of the Word Bearers and World Eaters in the Heresy novels.

gav thorpe's prose is just inexcusably bad and unimaginative though

I tried Eisenhorn but didn't like it. There's just so much better written sci-fi out there. I love the fluff in the codices and wikis because it's written to the point and it's all about the content. The books I tried to read, like Eisenhorn, were just not well written in my opinion. Fair play if you like them though, it's just not for me.

Broken Record Talk
Jul 28, 2009

A three-hundred thousand degree baptism by nuclear fire;
we had it coming.

Cythereal posted:

It was better than Battle For The Abyss.

I managed to get through that one, although I think part of that was just willing myself to do it, in the hope that it would help me overcome my utter hatred for Ultramarines.

Didn't work.

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender

zeal posted:

sooo much of it is absolute schlocky sci-fantasy trash pulp, but a few of the black library writers manage to rise above that, some of the time. most things dan abnett's written for games workshop are at least decent, even the 'Sharpe's but Imperial Guard' Gaunt's Ghost series has its moments. His Inquistor novels, the Eisenhorn and Ravenor trilogies, are pretty good too. Aaron Dembski-Bowden is probably the best of the younger pool of black library writers, at least imo. His stuff is at least imaginative, particularly his portrayals of the Word Bearers and World Eaters in the Heresy novels.

Seconding the love for ADB. I really liked Talon of Horus and Black Legion

Safety Factor
Oct 31, 2009




Grimey Drawer

Broken Record Talk posted:

I managed to get through that one, although I think part of that was just willing myself to do it, in the hope that it would help me overcome my utter hatred for Ultramarines.

Didn't work.
It's Know No Fear that's supposed to have that effect.

Gilgameshback
May 18, 2010

My absolute favorite is The Inquisition War series from way back in the wacky Squat era of Warhammer. Watson clearly loved Michael Moorcock and the other, weirder inspirations for 40K.

MasterSlowPoke
Oct 9, 2005

Our courage will pull us through
Nemesis isn't even a bad book, it just doesn't have anything to do with the Heresy. Battle for the Abyss wasn't good, but also not as terrible as everyone says it is. I was expecting something on the level of CS Goto, but it's just very generic bolter porn with very generic characters. It also barely has anything to do with the Heresy, setting up a problem and solving it, with none of the characters or events impacting anything anywhere else.

Broken Record Talk
Jul 28, 2009

A three-hundred thousand degree baptism by nuclear fire;
we had it coming.

Safety Factor posted:

It's Know No Fear that's supposed to have that effect.

I actually just started that one. Already getting reaaaaaally tired of "theoretical. practical."

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

коммунизм хранится в яичках
Survey taken. Suggested they take away Forge World's resin and rules duties, and that biglies need options to make them interesting on the tabletop.

Proletariat Beowulf
Jan 7, 2007
I wish meat screamed as I ate it.

Broken Record Talk posted:

I actually just started that one. Already getting reaaaaaally tired of "theoretical. practical."

"...[W]et leopard growl..."

Booley
Apr 25, 2010
I CAN BARELY MAKE IT A WEEK WITHOUT ACTING LIKE AN ASSHOLE
Grimey Drawer

Liquid Communism posted:

Survey taken. Suggested they take away Forge World's resin and rules duties, and that biglies need options to make them interesting on the tabletop.

That's pretty much what I told them about primaris too. I want my HQs to be mine, not generic. I've got a lot of guys with power axes in my army, why can't I put them on the primaris HQ guys as well?

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

коммунизм хранится в яичках
I'm builying 1500 worth of bigly Space Wolves right now, and while I don't mind hand building rune, iron, and wolf priests, I desperately want more line infantry gear options and some actual heavy weapons.

Phyresis
Nov 2, 2004

I can't sleep, I hope I stay awake

Cause I've been running, running, running all day

Long nights, no peace

I feel like everybody's eyes on me

Cooked Auto posted:

I like how the Warhammer Community survey lists Finland, Norway, Denmark but forgets Sweden and you have to use the Other option. Thanks a lot you jerks. :argh:

tbh basically everyone wishes they could forget about Sweden

Broken Record Talk
Jul 28, 2009

A three-hundred thousand degree baptism by nuclear fire;
we had it coming.

Liquid Communism posted:

Suggested they take away Forge World's resin and rules duties

The heck does that leave? Pigment and paint making?

kommisar
Jan 2, 2007

Zark the Damned posted:

I remember there being an old bit of fluff where a Chaos Lord of Khorne (may have actually been a World Eater? It's been a while...) salutes a young Ulrik the Slayer as a gesture of respect for beating up a bunch of Berserkers unarmed.

Nowadays that kind of fluff wouldn't happen and the Chaos Lord would just be all I KILL YOU etc. I miss the old days of Khorne caring about actual martial prowess and rules of battle (e.g. not killing helpless civilians, like WTF are you doing go fight someone your own size!).

There's a short story from the 6th Ed Vampire Counts army book of a young Brettonian questing knight getting his rear end kicked by a blood dragon vampire. The vampire lets him live, puts him back on his horse, and sends him on his way. I miss that sort of poo poo too.

Lovely Joe Stalin
Jun 12, 2007

Our Lovely Wang

Broken Record Talk posted:

I managed to get through that one, although I think part of that was just willing myself to do it, in the hope that it would help me overcome my utter hatred for Ultramarines.

Didn't work.

The random acts of Xenos contrition didn't do it for you?

Artum
Feb 13, 2012

DUN da dun dun da DUUUN
Soiled Meat
Picked up chapter approved today and the new eternal war missions seem like fun. There's a 4 objective one where objective worth is dependent on where its placed with the marker in your enemies deployment being worth 4 and your own being 1.

eSportseXpert
Jun 24, 2005

Stupid fucking white man.

MasterSlowPoke posted:

Nemesis isn't even a bad book, it just doesn't have anything to do with the Heresy. Battle for the Abyss wasn't good, but also not as terrible as everyone says it is. I was expecting something on the level of CS Goto, but it's just very generic bolter porn with very generic characters. It also barely has anything to do with the Heresy, setting up a problem and solving it, with none of the characters or events impacting anything anywhere else.

Yeah Nemesis is just really odd, it's like chunks of 3 different novels stapled together. Has a few fun bits in it.

As a sidenote I wish they'd give fewer of the big HH stories to Mcneill, he definitely does some good dark and crazy future stuff, but sometimes I find his style gets a bit clunky and isn't that fun to read. Spells things out a bit too much I think. Also the mechanicum side-characters in Know No Fear were more interesting and memorable than any character in Mechanicum.

eSportseXpert fucked around with this message at 19:02 on Nov 30, 2017

Safety Factor
Oct 31, 2009




Grimey Drawer

Liquid Communism posted:

Survey taken. Suggested they take away Forge World's resin and rules duties
:thunk:

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

FiestaNinja posted:

As a sidenote I wish they'd give fewer of the big HH stories to Mcneill, he definitely does some good dark and crazy future stuff, but sometimes I find his style gets a bit clunky and isn't that fun to read. Spells things out a bit too much I think. Also the mechanicum side-characters in Know No Fear were more interesting and memorable than any character in Mechanicum.

McNeil can write a great astartes fight scene, the encounters between his mary sue renegade chapter and the Howling Griffons in the Soul Drinkers series were the highlights of otherwise forgettable novels, but the dude should not be called upon to write anything longer than anthology vignettes and novellas

and agreed on the Know No Fear mechanicum characters, the two life-partner tech priests and the skitarii alpha have some of the best scenes and dialogue in the book

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender

Artum posted:

Picked up chapter approved today and the new eternal war missions seem like fun. There's a 4 objective one where objective worth is dependent on where its placed with the marker in your enemies deployment being worth 4 and your own being 1.

That's really cool

bonds0097
Oct 23, 2010

I would cry but I don't think I can spare the moisture.
Pillbug
I'm really pumped for the missions and campaign stuff in CA.

Dr Hemulen
Jan 25, 2003

zeal posted:

sooo much of it is absolute schlocky sci-fantasy trash pulp, but a few of the black library writers manage to rise above that, some of the time. most things dan abnett's written for games workshop are at least decent, even the 'Sharpe's but Imperial Guard' Gaunt's Ghost series has its moments. His Inquistor novels, the Eisenhorn and Ravenor trilogies, are pretty good too. Aaron Dembski-Bowden is probably the best of the younger pool of black library writers, at least imo. His stuff is at least imaginative, particularly his portrayals of the Word Bearers and World Eaters in the Heresy novels.

gav thorpe's prose is just inexcusably bad and unimaginative though

Agreed. Have been going through the whole series, and getting to one of Thorpe's novels was like hitting a brick wall. From his fascination of one dimensional male drama-queen scheeming to fanfiction level descriptions of "cool stuff", it's just terrible.

It's even worse after I started listening to the BadCast. Now I hear all his dialogue as SRM making funny fanfiction voices in my head. That doesn't happen with any other BL authors.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

a7m2 posted:

How realistic is it to magnetize a Trygon/Mawloc if I'm an almost complete beginner? I've only ever magnetized the arms on Terminators and one of the arms on a Helbrute. I managed those but I hear Trygon is much harder. I'm afraid of loving it up and damaging it.

Here is what differs between Trygon, Trygon Prime and Mawloc:

Mandibles, Top of head, arms, tail.

Magnetizing the tail = super easy
Magnetizing the arms = pretty easy
Magnetizing the mandibles and head and jaw and keeping them from loving with each other's magnetic fields while you glue them = very frustrating

I would honestly just pick one and then use "counts as" if you want to change. I can't imagine anybody getting too upset about "Hey my Trygon is a Trygon Prime okay?" Unless you have like 3 Trygons and only one of them is "counts-as", in which case just make sure its painted different enough to differentiate between them.

a7m2 posted:

Thanks, that's the answer I was looking for. What about magnetizing Trygon/Trygon Prime? Same situation?

If it's also unrealistic to magnetize a Trygon/Trygon Prime, what unit would you recommend I build first (Trygon, Trygon Prime or Mawloc)? I'm just starting with Tyranids but want to play some games while fleshing my army out.

I really, really like the idea of a Mawloc popping up right by an enemy and making them poo poo themselves, but I also like being able to deep strike units with a Trygon/Prime.

Build it as a Trygon Prime or Trygon and then switch as you wish.

Mawlocs are cool as poo poo but not as good.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Uroboros posted:

Orks don't fall to Chaos, which is pretty much the intention when the Old Ones engineered them.

Orks do actually fall to chaos sometimes, but then they almost immediately get krump'd by other orks in the name of Gork and Mork

Zuul the Cat
Dec 24, 2006

Grimey Drawer
Are Gork and Mork actual gods, like the Chaos Gods?

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo
Yes, and they'll krump whoever says otherwise

mango sentinel
Jan 5, 2001

by sebmojo

Zaphod42 posted:

Orks do actually fall to chaos sometimes, but then they almost immediately get krump'd by other orks in the name of Gork and Mork

Ork kulture is self enforcing in a way the Inquisition can only dream/have nightmares about.

Artum
Feb 13, 2012

DUN da dun dun da DUUUN
Soiled Meat

Zuul the Cat posted:

Are Gork and Mork actual gods, like the Chaos Gods?

Very much so, they're also the ultimate expression of the ork gestalt field.

There was a bit of lore way back of the chaos gods fighting gork and mork where khorne smacks one of them square in the face with his axe, but he just laughs and punches khorne in the face leaving khorne thinking "the gently caress is this bullshit?"

The orks think their gods can krump anyone, so they can.

Artum fucked around with this message at 20:12 on Nov 30, 2017

SRM
Jul 10, 2009

~*FeElIn' AweS0mE*~

HardCoil posted:

It's even worse after I started listening to the BadCast.
Finally, a listener testimony worth plastering on our front page

PS we recorded yesterday but Dan's microphone hosed up so we'll have to rerecord this weekend. November has been a cursed month for podcasts, it seems.

TheArmorOfContempt
Nov 29, 2012

Did I ever tell you my favorite color was blue?

Artum posted:

Very much so, they're also the ultimate expression of the ork gestalt field.

There was a bit of lore way back of the chaos gods fighting gork and mork where khorne smacks one of them square in the face with his axe, but he just laughs and punches khorne in the face leaving khorne thinking "the gently caress is this bullshit?"

The orks think their gods can krump anyone, so they can.
These kind of stories always come off as silly. Khorne and the other various Gods of the Warp are much to powerful to physically manifest in reality, and essentially only act in the material world through proxy and the power they bestow upon their lessers. When would these entities ever be in possession of bodies in an environment where they would have faces, and a blow to such an area would even matter since vital areas are limitations only really experienced by living beings who's bodies have to obey the laws of physics?

MasterSlowPoke
Oct 9, 2005

Our courage will pull us through

SRM posted:

Finally, a listener testimony worth plastering on our front page

PS we recorded yesterday but Dan's microphone hosed up so we'll have to rerecord this weekend. November has been a cursed month for podcasts, it seems.

This is good because I totally forgot to send in my Badcast campaign contribution until right now.

Artum
Feb 13, 2012

DUN da dun dun da DUUUN
Soiled Meat

Uroboros posted:

These kind of stories always come off as silly. Khorne and the other various Gods of the Warp are much to powerful to physically manifest in reality, and essentially only act in the material world through proxy and the power they bestow upon their lessers. When would these entities ever be in possession of bodies in an environment where they would have faces, and a blow to such an area would even matter since vital areas are limitations only really experienced by living beings who's bodies have to obey the laws of physics?

Constantly? khornes entire schtick revolves around him having a throne which rather requires form, and then theres the whole thing of bloodthirsters/great unclear ones being made in the image of their respective gods. The gods all have physical form but that can't exist outside the warp, which is why you get stuff like khaine exploding after getting forced out by slaanesh.

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

Uroboros posted:

MUH COSMOLOGY

:qqsay:

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TheArmorOfContempt
Nov 29, 2012

Did I ever tell you my favorite color was blue?

Artum posted:

Constantly? khornes entire schtick revolves around him having a throne which rather requires form, and then theres the whole thing of bloodthirsters/great unclear ones being made in the image of their respective gods. The gods all have physical form but that can't exist outside the warp, which is why you get stuff like khaine exploding after getting forced out by slaanesh.

Warp entities like demons are almost always explained as not having true forms since they are composed of basically pure madness, and merely take on a form that most accurately represents their nature, purpose, or the thoughts of what mortals imagine them to be when they enter real space. Even then more powerful demons often look different to the viewer because it isn't possible to truly comprehend "that which should not be".

Basically, it sounds like a dumb story that Orks would make up. The only reason Slaneesh even came into battle with the Eldar Gods is because it is one, effectively being birthed by them, but the notion of Gork/Mork running into Khorne any of the other Gods in the Warp, as if that concept has any meaning, and doing battle makes no sense based off what we know of the setting and how the entities within it are given life.

Whenever lovely GW authors depict the warp as basically space heaven/hell where the Gods are treated like the Pantheon of ancient Greece it comes off as incredibly uninspired and boring. Like a five year old describing how one imaginary giant monster beats up another.

TheArmorOfContempt fucked around with this message at 20:59 on Nov 30, 2017

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