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SubponticatePoster posted:Is your kid's teacher a Mormon? Because they do that poo poo here a lot, except then they also have 8 kids. The gigantic-expanding-brain.jpg ones give them all similar middle names too, so you have 8 kids with the same loving initials. I feel bad for her husband Patrick, though it's not the first time a little P ruined something.
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Ak Gara posted:Bitcoins sounds like one of those things that only have value unless you try to actually cash it in for real money then it instantly drops in value causing other people to cash out then next thing you know people are jumping out of office windows. Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:Can't jump out of a basement window
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Pirate Radar posted:The other problem with naming a kid Titan is that they can never have a nickname. What are you going to call them for short? Tit? Tite? From a bit ago, but if he became best friends with a kid named Blake they could call themselves Blake and Tan.
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It’s been done, kinda. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ccq_soHCqY
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KM Scorchio posted:I would totally name my kid Titan then be massively ashamed of him when he grows up to be a short skinny nerd just like his old man. My oldest stepbrother was a state-champion wrestler, and named his firstborn son Tank. I swear he chose his wife to breed the most tank-like Tank possible. My stepbrother is now the school districts wrestling coach, Tank has a mohawk and is a size and a half larger than any other 8th grader.
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Pirate Radar posted:The other problem with naming a kid Titan is that they can never have a nickname. What are you going to call them for short? Tit? Tite?
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or just "t"
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sneakyfrog posted:or just "t" Better include the "mister" if you don't want a poundin, sucka.
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Tiggum posted:Did "Tie" really not occur to you? Only if you want any food they make or even eat to be Tie food
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Naming my kid Thaitan thanks to this thread.
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Comptroll The Forums posted:Naming my kid Thaitan thanks to this thread. Mithter Thernovich?
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Comptroll The Forums posted:Naming my kid Thaitan thanks to this thread. Hail Gay Satan
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gently caress, now I need another kid that I can name Hailgay Satan
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I'm currently using a Torch fork of his char-rnn to train a neural network on almost 400 megabytes of comments from Freepers. A very good paper by the same guy: http://karpathy.github.io/2015/05/21/rnn-effectiveness/ Edit: I forgot arguably the greatest achievement in the history of neural networks: http://aiweirdness.com/post/161854386267/neural-networks-can-name-guinea-pigs When I die, let it be with the names "Popchop and Fuzzable" on my lips. Veni Vidi Ameche! has a new favorite as of 04:12 on Dec 1, 2017 |
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Comptroll The Forums posted:gently caress, now I need another kid that I can name Hailgay Satan I think you mean Haylghey Seytunn
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Alter Ego posted:Ok, I don't understand. Earlier today we were mourning the fact that this looked inevitable. Blitz7x posted:The trolls are arguing over how to cook Bilbo and the sun rises in 14 working hours
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George posted:rms used to crash on couches, gently caress scenesters, and drop his used condoms on the floor under the couch big scary monsters posted:shocked to find out that free software's greatest champion uses copy protection
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:I'm currently using a Torch fork of his char-rnn to train a neural network on almost 400 megabytes of comments from Freepers. For anyone interested in this stuff, we have a thread in yospos for Markov bots and neural network stuff. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3764241 My own entries were pretty lame, but someone else in the thread (Crusader) made WYR_bot, which is the entire reason Twitter exists afaic. https://twitter.com/WYR_bot Just a few of WYR_bot's most recent tweets: https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/936491054722945024 https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/936445749927301122 https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/936400445106475008 Trig Discipline has a new favorite as of 08:16 on Dec 1, 2017 |
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Oh, that last one. The question has finally been asked and today we are all Fisher Kings. e: I’m guessing the character limit for usernames is way too short, so I’m going to have to file away “emotionally fingering marionettes” for some other purpose. burial has a new favorite as of 09:46 on Dec 1, 2017 |
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Pirate Radar posted:The other problem with naming a kid Titan is that they can never have a nickname. What are you going to call them for short? Tit? Tite? You don't shorten Titan. Titan shortens you.
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lemon-lyme disease posted:Oh, that last one. The question has finally been asked and today we are all Fisher Kings. And if you emotionally finger marionettes, one day you will pay the Fisher Price.
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https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/936219220844711937 be in a band, or work in IT
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Titan is just asking for smartasses to nickname them Titania.
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Jedit posted:And if you emotionally finger marionettes, one day you will pay the Fisher Price. This is wonderful.
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Trig Discipline posted:oh the wife and i ordered some "shake fries" from a steak house in okinawa because we were like "they're making a big deal out of these shake fries and they're kinda expensive, gotta see what that's all about"
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Speaking of bad names like Titan, I know a woman with a kid named Teancum (pronounced Teen cum). Last name? Young. Teancum Young. She's thinking of getting married to the father too, which would make the kid's name Teancum Young-Neibors Yes.
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du -hast posted:Speaking of bad names like Titan, I know a woman with a kid named Teancum (pronounced Teen cum). Last name? Young.  She wouldn't happen to be American would she?
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1 or fewer, so there might not be any. It's to prevent unique identification, I think. The Danish equivalent used to say "2 or fewer" and they know with 100% certainty since we're all in a big old database.
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He sure would be, yes. Note sure if I wanna dox him further since he's like 8 months old. But yep, you probably found him.
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du -hast posted:He sure would be, yes. Note sure if I wanna dox him further since he's like 8 months old. But yep, you probably found him. *bursts into the thread all out of breath* GUYS GUYS I FINALLY FOUND THE TEEN CUM
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Pastry of the Year posted:*bursts into the thread all out of breath* GUYS GUYS I FINALLY FOUND THE TEEN CUM Well if they leave it laying around like that...
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Powaqoatse posted:1 or fewer, so there might not be any. It's to prevent unique identification, I think. The Danish equivalent used to say "2 or fewer" and they know with 100% certainty since we're all in a big old database. Does Denmark have something similar to your bros over in Iceland where you’re all cousins anyway? Naturally not quite on the same scale since you’re a few times bigger than them?
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Pirate Radar posted:Does Denmark have something similar to your bros over in Iceland where you’re all cousins anyway? Naturally not quite on the same scale since you’re a few times bigger than them? Not really. My brother to school with a 3rd cousin once removed, and my other brother went to school with a 4th cousin, but we only knew this because that part of the family was close.
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