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Nice piece of fish
Jan 29, 2008

Ultra Carp

trouser chili posted:

Been here a while, but quiet mostly these days. I remember joining when it was free, then again later when it was :10bux:. Back in those days the largest 'competing" forum if you will was Off-topic.net, which was born from the Honda-Acura.net forums off-topic board after it grew larger than the rest of that forum (plus a lot of drama between Honda-Acura.net and Honda-tech.com). What I liked about SA was that the cost kept a lot of the lovely posters out. It was fun to watch lovely posters get booted for being lovely. Off-topic quickly became plagued with lovely new posters, which they tried various methods (post counts) to increase the cost of entry into the main forum, but essentially it was just free.

A great feature of SA at that time was the ability to find good gamers to play online with. In those days it was join random server and hope, or you knew enough cool people IRL to build a gaming clan. SA was in a sense a mega-clan, whatever new game came out, you could instantly find a bunch of like-minded and semi-organized people to play with. Battlefield 1942 with goons was incomprehensibly funny.

I still think AI is one of the best car forums in existence. When every other car forum out there was running toward increasingly insular communities, AI was like "we like everything, please post about it if its a machine that goes vroom or even if it doesn't", "We'll help you fix anything", and even "we'll help you buy the right car". Even today it maintains a cadre of different interests and specialties.

Another great early feature of the forums was the :filez:. Understandably they had to go away, Lowtax charging :10bux: to get in the door was waaaay too easy to construe as major rights violation, and as a content-creator himself I imagine running piracy boards resulted in a bit of cognitive dissonance. However, when the :filez: forums were here, they were simply one of the greatest sources of content one could find on the Internet. Sources were complete, well maintained, and high quality. I believe for a time there towards the end, that a good majority of new accounts were created just for access to the filez boards.

This is some good posting and I agree with a lot of what's been said itt that sets SA apart from the general cess pool of the internet.

I think a primary component of making SA a good place for mostly serious internet veterans is the admission fee itself. In addition to heavy self-policing and (compared to everything else) a very stringent curating of content through active moderation, the fact that (bad) trolling, spamming, and general moronic poo poo cost actual literal money has probably been the biggest factor in keeping the worst poo poo of the internet at bay. It's a brilliant way of doing it, not just because it's effective but also because it's really an idiot tax. Which is both funny and very deserved. Every forum should do the same.

The other thing is that once you venture outside of gibbis, SA has a lot of finely concentrated extremely quality information gathered in one place on almost every topic you'd care to think of. AI, CD, YLLS, the legal questions thread is a personal favourite of mine, there's a fantastic backpacking/wilderness survival thread with some info you would take years to learn on your own or in the military - coming from actual hands-on experience.

Compared to the rest of the internet, SA is actually a trustworthy source of so much good poo poo I mostly source my entertainment and games recommendations from here, and so far haven't really been steered wrong. Even my actual real-life friends can't say as much.

SA has a pretty insular culture, that's true, but I think that's actually a great thing. It's immediately obvious when someone ponies up Lowtax's troll toll coming in from some other site, and their bewilderment at getting called out will never get old. I also like the fact that dark, dark loving humour is actually okay here and not some sort of teenage edgy 4chan poo poo, and in many ways I consider SA to be the best example of freedom of speech I can think of: Relatively unimpeded by moral outrage, terrible moderation, spambots and noise, and there's a cost of entry both in monetary terms and in actual ability (the ability to read, then to write, and coherently at that).

I still recommend SA to friends, particularly those I know who are gamers who could do well to play with goons which is my most memorable experience from all my gaming days. I still think SA has a role to play in the internet of the future, and I hope SA doesn't go away, net neutrality and such be damned because honestly if I had to hang out around reddit or imgur or any of that horseshit no-effort-no-content meme-filled bullshit I'd just loving retire from the internet. Like people have said, it's a corporate wasteland now and intelligent voices are few and far between, except right here. Sometimes. Maybe not in this post, but somewhere on the forums, I'm sure.

As for the question of money that a few people have mentioned, yeah if it came right down to it and Lowtax needs his :10bux:, I'd be fine with going on a shopping spree and grabbing a new avatar, some text, new name and such. With the amount of entertainment I've gotten out of these forums, I'd consider the money I've spent a loving steal of a bargain.

Nice piece of fish fucked around with this message at 12:06 on Nov 30, 2017

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hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av
further adventures of GBS MORALITY POLICE:



author later went on to work on, I want to say, Steven Universe, but Im' not 100% positive

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
Are you saying Ian Jones Quartey made that? He was a poster here. He only co-developed Steven universe but he has his own show now.

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

some notes:
the noir monologue mentions "newsgroups". it's ancient forums technology, pre-internet, dating all the way back from the 70s. they required special clients, instead of being websites, and they were based on a peer-to-peer network of servers, with no central authority. in their most recent incarnation they provided threaded discussions with text-only posts (as posts were basically emails, html was supported as well, but it would get you yelled at), with a subject line, signatures, optional attachments (again, basically e-mails) and small avatars (black-white only to keep the size down as they had to be embedded in each post). the format was widely copied by several web forums. moderation was optional and most groups were unmoderated and relied on client-side ignore lists instead. nowadays they're basically dead, and only survive as an extremely inconvenient but very under-the-radar peer to peer file sharing network. relevant to internet detectivry: a site called Deja used to maintain a searchable archive of all posts of all newsgroups ever, that was a rich source of information for doxxing. Google bought Deja sometime in the 2000s, renamed it Google Groups and gradually ran it into the ground, ruined the search feature and made it virtually unusable, to the greatest relief of anyone who had made embarrassing or otherwise compromising posts

youtube was already a thing, and so was legendary infomercial channel "will it blend". I'm not familiar with "kramerrant" and "ucla student"

white, pale skin, short red hair and thick square frame glasses was (still is?) the "nerd girlfriend" stereotype, also seen in the first chapter of "gbs morality police" as Girl's fake profile photo. I don't know why exactly that's a thing

"whatd you say to us making an MPG?" MPG, short for MPEG-1, is an obsolete video format, that before usable streaming (and I specify "usable" because streaming existed back then but it was notoriously bad) was one of the main formats in which video (including porn) was downloaded. meanwhile, JPG is still going strong as an image format

"Call me if you need pictures of someone's house": this was an "internet detective" (i.e. doxxer) stereotype on these forums. to prove that you had someone's real world identity, you'd post a photo of their house. Google Street View hadn't been launched yet, so I have to assume that people actually went and took photos of people's houses IRL

Hemingway To Go! posted:

Are you saying Ian Jones Quartey made that? He was a poster here. He only co-developed Steven universe but he has his own show now.

this is what I've been told, yes

hackbunny fucked around with this message at 14:17 on Nov 30, 2017

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Motherfucker posted:

saclopedia dosn't have an LF entry so I dunno what the gently caress that even stands for / was.


Forums baby up in this bitch

Lassie Fever, the 'FYAD-lite' version of Pet Island

Icon-Cat
Aug 18, 2005

Meow!
Something Awful is responsible for a lot in my life.

If you were around GBS in 2010, you might remember a project called Two Gentlemen of Lebowski. It's a mashup of "The Big Lebowski" with the work and style of Shakespeare. It began as an elaborate joke, but thanks to that thread's enthusiasm, it became a viral sensation, an off-off-Broadway play directed by a goon and co-starring another, and finally a book published by Simon & Schuster (and still, astonishingly, in print).

As a side note, sitting in a meeting at a big corporate publisher's office, attempting to explain how SA culture worked to a very pleasant group of marketing people and the president of the imprint, was really a lot of fun. "Is it like HuffPo?" asked one nice lady. (My editor knew what SA was. I'm not sure the rest of the room ever 'got' it.)

I'm certainly not the first person to have something that got big on Something Awful spill out into the rest of the Internet and even the dreaded real world, but for a while I did sometimes wonder if I'd be one of the last. I don't know if we all just got older or the makeup of the Internet changed or the forums themselves took another turn, but it seemed to me like SA wasn't the community it used to be, an incubator for comedy—be it sprawling projects, little Photoshops or even just the perfect nasty retort. (There are comments I remember reading back in the mid-2000s that I can still recite verbatim today…) I know there are a lot of people who miss that feeling and I'm glad to see it heading that route again.

Nearly every opportunity I've had or paycheck I've earned in my writing career since 2010 can be traced back to the fact that goons liked "Two Gentlemen" and supported it, both in its original form and what it became. Not a bad deal for :10bux:.

Icon-Cat fucked around with this message at 18:43 on Nov 30, 2017

SavageMessiah
Jan 28, 2009

Emotionally drained and spookified

Toilet Rascal

Icon-Cat posted:

the perfect nasty retort. (There are comments I remember reading back in the mid-2000s that I can still recite verbatim today…)

It's not that old but I still sometimes recall this quote and laugh:

Triticum Guzzler burning the gently caress outta SoundMonkey posted:

youll never sustain a sicker burn than the insane + brutal carpet-borne friction from backpedalling after the worm turned on your fucker moron hotdog altriusm. your legs flailed in ever gayer circles fred flintstone style as you raced from the lego den to the computer room to let people know that your self appointed ambassadorial duties plus the time and money you spent trying to take more professional photographs of ersatz retard hotdogs were all part of your incredible joke. you cannot save face or be even remotely not gay.

deedee megadoodoo
Sep 28, 2000
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.


Dear Richard...

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

SavageMessiah posted:

It's not that old but I still sometimes recall this quote and laugh:

the first line of triticum's post feels like an anagram. "after the worm turned on your fucker moron hotdog altruism"

can someone explain that line to me

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
I like SA

its weird, there are some real dumb assholes, but its pretty great overall

Zane
Nov 14, 2007
I remember loving the YCS webcomics thread back in.. 2008? Two comics were typically posted, Kate Beaton and Manage a 3. One dude did graduate level critical theory readings of some poo poo comic about swords from time to time. This fairly regular state of affairs was then periodically interrupted by 200 images of a bad panel from QC or melted goblin comic or whatever. I can't replicate the style of it but it really was avant garde po-mo art in the way some of the best meme threads are.

Zane fucked around with this message at 20:00 on Nov 30, 2017

RememberYourMantra
Dec 5, 2005

Don't Have Negative Thoughts

Pillbug

Who What Now posted:

A dude in LF posted a very long and elaborate plan on how to murder then President George W Bush. Lowtax got a visit from the Secret Service asking if he was aware of the post and for access to the SA servers. I don't believe any arrests were made, but the "don't talk about killing politicians" rule went up immediately after.

And yeah, it's true that the SS probably doesn't care about threats of unbirthing Trump or whatever you ended up saying, but it's one of the few rules that has no wiggle room.

Actually the threat was against Barack Obama very early in his Presidency when it was turning out that he wasn’t ushering in a communist revolution.

The extreme left-posting and StalinLove stopped being “ironic” at that point and had gotten off the train in Crazy Town.

I don’t have this Al Aqsa banner because I really love Islamic Fundamentalism, but in the last days of LF, it might as well have been viewed that way.

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!
The whole Lowtax LF Secret Service fiasco happened in 2010 and I honestly have never seen Lowtax that pissed off. Like, he did the whole Forums Cancer thing and nobody knew what happened and eventually Lowtax explained what happened. It started that whole understanding that when something major happens on the forums and Lowtax goes radio silent something really serious happened and he will open up later. The same thing happened when radium got fired where Lowtax did it then wrote an open letter on the forums long after.

Though this wasn’t the case with Schmorky but you didn’t need to be forum savvy to know that relationship was going downhill fast and wasn’t going to end well.

Black August
Sep 28, 2003

Schmorky was such a strange and sad thing to see happen. Obvious in retrospect, but god drat if we don’t see the years go by and start to eat some of us alive.

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!
Now I’m on a bit of an SA history kick and want to give my view of Helldump. At the time it was kind of a necessary evil because we had a lot of lovely scumbag posters creeping around weirding everyone out. Helldump was kind of a way for people to go “hey mods! This guy is a lunatic!” and the thread built the argument to ban them by way of posts and poo poo as evidence. For a perfect example of Helldump at its best read the LegoRobot thread which is glorious.

But everyone knew it was going to implode one day and once all the true lunatics were banned it became a pure doxxfest that could become a liability and it got shut down.

juggalo baby coffin
Dec 2, 2007

How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?


unpleasantly turgid posted:

the first line of triticum's post feels like an anagram. "after the worm turned on your fucker moron hotdog altruism"

can someone explain that line to me

its about when people realised that doobies doghouse was a loving retarded endeavor and public opinion turned against everyone who had trumpeted it.

also probably best if we dont cover shmorky stuff too much again cause lowtax is still understandably fed up with it

VictorianQueerLit
Aug 25, 2017

juggalo baby coffin posted:

its about when people realised that doobies doghouse was a loving retarded endeavor and public opinion turned against everyone who had trumpeted it.

also probably best if we dont cover shmorky stuff too much again cause lowtax is still understandably fed up with it

Yeah.

Doobie's Doghouse came out like Zybourne Clock with goons offering to do the website. People would get probated for making fun of it. You were supposed to get in and join the Goon Community in supporting a good cause. Everyone was talking about their donations. How their donations would help. How great the cause was. Some goons cancelled Christmas to repeatedly grab everyone's attention with $500 donations. Mods had written huge effort posts about the amazing thing we were bestowing on a small town and how we would change. peoples. lives.

Then someone found a facebook comment from Doobie where he replied to a video of a large black woman dancing saying that she must have found an all you can eat fried chicken buffet. Uh oh. Worm turn.

I was still lurking at the time so it was hilarious watching it happen in real time. The best part was the firestorm that consumed the super sensitive GBS that Ozma spent years developing. Most of those people went to PYF in a huff which is why PYF has some of the biggest pussies on the forums to this day.

Just recently there was a huge meltdown about systemic racism and blackface because someone cosplayed a shadow elf.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Zane posted:

I remember loving the YCS webcomics thread back in.. 2008? Two comics were typically posted, Kate Beaton and Manage a 3. One dude did graduate level critical theory readings of some poo poo comic about swords from time to time. This fairly regular state of affairs was then periodically interrupted by 200 images of a bad panel from QC or melted goblin comic or whatever. I can't replicate the style of it but it really was avant garde po-mo art in the way some of the best meme threads are.

It was the best thread on the forums at the time I enjoyed all the fan comics people made too like the one with two genies and it was the genie from Aladdin and Shazam or whatever Shaq was in that movie. Depression posting on YCS was also FTW

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!
I remember one YCS webcomic involved Jade Raymond (then lead developer of Assassin's Creed) back when gamers would hit on female game developers like creeps instead of sending them rape threats with a Pepe signature. Long story short it was supposed to be about how creepy gamers were being towards her but instead was a loving creepy comic involving her sucking off nerdy gamers who praised her genius (complete with money shot at the end).

For some reason Ubi Soft sent Lowtax a C&D even though he didn't make the image or even host it on his servers. Nothing came of it and Lowtax had a sense of humor about the whole thing.

VictorianQueerLit posted:

The best part was the firestorm that consumed the super sensitive GBS that Ozma spent years developing. Most of those people went to PYF in a huff which is why PYF has some of the biggest pussies on the forums to this day.

I never want to go back to super sensitive 2013 GBS ever again where you had to watch where you loving stepped. I couldn't believe a forum that was known for being able to make off-color jokes without fear turned into a "GASP!" What did you say?!" place. Not to mention it was boring as gently caress because nobody wanted to make a thread so you had the same Page 1 for an entire week.

Though it did give us GBS 2.0 which was truly glorious in how batshit crazy it got but also never left the confines of GBS. It's a tie between the Aatrek threads and the Star Wars 9/11 photoshop thread for GBS highlight for me.

Justin Godscock fucked around with this message at 00:33 on Dec 1, 2017

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Icon-Cat posted:

Something Awful is responsible for a lot in my life.

If you were around GBS in 2010, you might remember a project called Two Gentlemen of Lebowski. It's a mashup of "The Big Lebowski" with the work and style of Shakespeare. It began as an elaborate joke, but thanks to that thread's enthusiasm, it became a viral sensation, an off-off-Broadway play directed by a goon and co-starring another, and finally a book published by Simon & Schuster (and still, astonishingly, in print).

As a side note, sitting in a meeting at a big corporate publisher's office, attempting to explain how SA culture worked to a very pleasant group of marketing people and the president of the imprint, was really a lot of fun. "Is it like HuffPo?" asked one nice lady. (My editor knew what SA was. I'm not sure the rest of the room ever 'got' it.)

I'm certainly not the first person to have something that got big on Something Awful spill out into the rest of the Internet and even the dreaded real world, but for a while I did sometimes wonder if I'd be one of the last. I don't know if we all just got older or the makeup of the Internet changed or the forums themselves took another turn, but it seemed to me like SA wasn't the community it used to be, an incubator for comedy—be it sprawling projects, little Photoshops or even just the perfect nasty retort. (There are comments I remember reading back in the mid-2000s that I can still recite verbatim today…) I know there are a lot of people who miss that feeling and I'm glad to see it heading that route again.

Nearly every opportunity I've had or paycheck I've earned in my writing career since 2010 can be traced back to the fact that goons liked "Two Gentlemen" and supported it, both in its original form and what it became. Not a bad deal for :10bux:.

Holy poo poo it got published as a real book!?

Icon-Cat
Aug 18, 2005

Meow!

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Holy poo poo it got published as a real book!?

With scholarly annotations and period illustrations! (Just like the Shakespeare paperbacks you might have had in school.) I'm very pleased with how it turned out. It's all been a heck of a ride.

Wrath of the Bitch King
May 11, 2005

Research confirms that black is a color like silver is a color, and that beyond black is clarity.

Sid Vicious posted:

Depression posting on YCS was also FTW

Kind of. It was fine at the beginning but it was also the start of the "I'm fat and strong" meme along with everything being labeled as autistic.

The YCSest image you got thread was definitely a classic.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Handle with Caution
Nap Ghost

Absum posted:

I probably shouldn't be posting at 3 am but this is the kinda thing I don't understand. A lot of the older regdates say this a a joke forum but it just really isn't anymore. I guess fyad and byob maybe? But this forum is really just a place to talk about whatever, which obviously does also include making jokes. The forum hasn't been about comedy specifically for ages and I doubt it's gonna lead another cultural revolution in that regard.

Actually this forum is also pretty interesting in how completely split is. Like even if some posters are the same the cultures between subforums, hell between threads, are insanely different.

The way I look at this place is, first and foremost especially GBS, is just to make jokes and have fun. You can have a serious argument in one thread and pretend to be stupid in another. I've made serious threads in GBS. Its just a place to talk to some people you will never meet and have a little fun

VictorianQueerLit
Aug 25, 2017

Justin Godscock posted:

I remember one YCS webcomic involved Jade Raymond (then lead developer of Assassin's Creed) back when gamers would hit on female game developers like creeps instead of sending them rape threats with a Pepe signature. Long story short it was supposed to be about how creepy gamers were being towards her but instead was a loving creepy comic involving her sucking off nerdy gamers who praised her genius (complete with money shot at the end).

For some reason Ubi Soft sent Lowtax a C&D even though he didn't make the image or even host it on his servers. Nothing came of it and Lowtax had a sense of humor about the whole thing.


I never want to go back to super sensitive 2013 GBS ever again where you had to watch where you loving stepped. I couldn't believe a forum that was known for being able to make off-color jokes without fear turned into a "GASP!" What did you say?!" place. Not to mention it was boring as gently caress because nobody wanted to make a thread so you had the same Page 1 for an entire week.

Though it did give us GBS 2.0 which was truly glorious in how batshit crazy it got but also never left the confines of GBS. It's a tie between the Aatrek threads and the Star Wars 9/11 photoshop thread for GBS highlight for me.

One of my clearest memories of GBS at that time is the thread about the woman who just walked straight into an airplane propeller and lost a hand. Anyone making jokes about the situation was punished and there had already been a complete ban of all puns because of the rollercoaster decapitation thread.

Now at least when an alligator eats a toddler at Disney Land we can all come together and wonder why you would bother letting your toddler get eaten by an alligator. It's not like he's going to remember it.

juggalo baby coffin
Dec 2, 2007

How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?


Wrath of the Bitch King posted:

Kind of. It was fine at the beginning but it was also the start of the "I'm fat and strong" meme along with everything being labeled as autistic.

The YCSest image you got thread was definitely a classic.

wasnt it the YCSedest image you got? for some reason i remember it being called that but i could just be illiterate

i remember making a bunch of really dumb mods for STALKER based on ycs requests, the doggles being one. the other one i remember was giving the stoner faction the GOON BOOT as their boots.

rip goon boot

Wrath of the Bitch King
May 11, 2005

Research confirms that black is a color like silver is a color, and that beyond black is clarity.
You're probably right, I don't remember exactly.

Some of the best namechanges came from the Two Worlds thread, which resulted in people running around with names like "Powerful Two-Hander."

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Handle with Caution
Nap Ghost

Wrath of the Bitch King posted:

You're probably right, I don't remember exactly.

Some of the best namechanges came from the Two Worlds thread, which resulted in people running around with names like "Powerful Two-Hander."

I was once pumpy muffins

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

hackbunny posted:

author later went on to work on, I want to say, Steven Universe, but Im' not 100% positive

The only show I've never seen but hate by association

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:

Icon-Cat posted:

Something Awful is responsible for a lot in my life.

If you were around GBS in 2010, you might remember a project called Two Gentlemen of Lebowski. It's a mashup of "The Big Lebowski" with the work and style of Shakespeare. It began as an elaborate joke, but thanks to that thread's enthusiasm, it became a viral sensation, an off-off-Broadway play directed by a goon and co-starring another, and finally a book published by Simon & Schuster (and still, astonishingly, in print).

As a side note, sitting in a meeting at a big corporate publisher's office, attempting to explain how SA culture worked to a very pleasant group of marketing people and the president of the imprint, was really a lot of fun. "Is it like HuffPo?" asked one nice lady. (My editor knew what SA was. I'm not sure the rest of the room ever 'got' it.)

I'm certainly not the first person to have something that got big on Something Awful spill out into the rest of the Internet and even the dreaded real world, but for a while I did sometimes wonder if I'd be one of the last. I don't know if we all just got older or the makeup of the Internet changed or the forums themselves took another turn, but it seemed to me like SA wasn't the community it used to be, an incubator for comedy—be it sprawling projects, little Photoshops or even just the perfect nasty retort. (There are comments I remember reading back in the mid-2000s that I can still recite verbatim today…) I know there are a lot of people who miss that feeling and I'm glad to see it heading that route again.

Nearly every opportunity I've had or paycheck I've earned in my writing career since 2010 can be traced back to the fact that goons liked "Two Gentlemen" and supported it, both in its original form and what it became. Not a bad deal for :10bux:.

Same, but push the timeline to 2012 or so. I put together a modpack for Minecraft called "Technic" for other goons in the thread. Yogscast (they are goons after all) got a hold of it and started playing it on their YouTube series. It rocketed in popularity, people smarter than me came to me and in short order we had a website going, a launcher, more mod packs. It was super popular super fast, we got invited to speak at the first Minecon even. Since I'm not a weird tubby goonlord I had fun, signing 'KakerMix' on kids' foam swords as I talked with their parents was cute. Because of that I owe Something Awful for all (and I really mean all) opportunities and my livelihood. Technic is now in the twilight years what with how videogame popularity goes, but man oh man it was fun as all hell. Those of us there at the start are all doing very well now, I work for myself, others work for Amazon, one moved to Japan and got married.
Because of this I'll always defend both Something Awful and autism.exe, they've just treated me so well.

Akratic Method
Mar 9, 2013

It's going to pay off eventually--I'm sure of it.

Any day now.

Motherfucker posted:

saclopedia dosn't have an LF entry so I dunno what the gently caress that even stands for / was.


Forums baby up in this bitch

The Laissez Fair, I think. Definitely some kind of dumbass pun on the free-markets term. I think it was a politics/economics forum, although I never posted there and it might entirely predate my account.

What did YCS stand for, and what was it intended to be?

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Akratic Method posted:

The Laissez Fair, I think. Definitely some kind of dumbass pun on the free-markets term. I think it was a politics/economics forum, although I never posted there and it might entirely predate my account.

What did YCS stand for, and what was it intended to be?

Your console sucks. A forum for VIDEO GAMES

Grandmother of Five
May 9, 2008


I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.
In the criminal justice system there are two kind of video games forums; the ones with incredibly strict rules and the ones where people end up putting child pornography in their forum signatures; these are their stories

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

big words for a lurker

the decline and decay of Sensitive GBS was a sad thing to be sure, but at its height, it made GBS a unique forum that expected everyone to put in effort. among the mods, Abe in particular really cared about effort, and would punish low effort threads with mod challenges: do this non-trivial thing, or get probated or banned. often with a twist, for example that if someone completed the challenge before the designated victim, they could choose a different punishment. in a famous case, the twist was that if someone completed the challenge, Abe would literally eat his hat. the challenge was to scientifically evaluate the usability of an erlenmeyer flask as a masturbation aid for men. iirc the goon that was originally challenged forfeited, but another one took it up, and absolutely aced it, with several flask-loving experiments (complete with - censored - photos) and a report of the outcomes. Abe was forced to eat his hat, but partly chickened out by making a fruit hat, putting it in a blender and consuming as much liquefied fruit hat as he could. goons were impressed with the flask fucker but considerably less impressed with Abe's hat eating

the Abe brand of moderation culminated in a forum-wide event called the GBS Master Plan. sixteen (iirc) goons volunteered, not knowing what to expect. Abe came up with personalized and extremely challenging tasks for each of them, to be completed within a deadline. Master Plan participants could solicit the help of the rest of the forums, but were expected to work their asses off. the challenges I can remember:

a guy had to get a tattoo of the chumbawamba logo (except Abe consistently misspelled it "chumbawumba" and the guy found it hilarious and got the misspelling tattooed instead). challenges like this had an "out", or alternate - but related - challenge, but Abe knew the guy (a GBS and PYF "superstar" and admitted attention whore who instead of filling up the Master Plan subscription form made a post that literally only said "ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME" etc.) would actually go ahead with it

a girl had to donate her hair to chemo patients or alternatively write a letter explaining to a chemo patient why she wouldn't do it. this was a really poorly handled challenge imo as Abe clearly didn't do his research (very few people have the right hair for making wigs and even just dyeing your hair automatically disqualifies you - so "egoism" wouldn't be the sole reason for not donating your hair) but refused to back down or admit he was in the wrong (see also "chumbawumba"). a sadly common Abe thing that showed the way to his eventual downfall

guy had to remake the "Dirty Cowboy" video. he succeeded spectacularly

guy had to make a music video for a rap song (I forget which) in the style of traditional japanese Noh theatre. another success (although he had to ask for a deadline extension of a couple days), somewhere on youtube

guy had to write a novel. the result (titled "Detachable Burdens" iirc) wasn't exactly novel length but Abe still considered it a success. I read it and after a strong start it kinda goes nowhere. not a good book but still readable

guy had to apply PUA techniques on the free sample ladies at the local Walmart and document his efforts and outcomes. he was a good sport about it and his field report was hilarious. he even managed to get a (fake) phone number!

girl had to record a Billy Mays themed music album. another success that managed to get the line "Drill me with your Awesome Auger" permanently stuck in my head

girl had to write and illustrate a children's book about pooping robots. she forfeited

hackbunny fucked around with this message at 11:40 on Dec 1, 2017

ugh its Troika
May 2, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
What eventually led to abe's downfall? I honestly don't remember.

GokuGoesSSj69
Apr 15, 2017
Weak people spend 10 dollars to gift titles about world leaders they dislike. The strong spend 10 dollars to gift titles telling everyone to play Deus Ex again

Justin Godscock posted:

Now I’m on a bit of an SA history kick and want to give my view of Helldump. At the time it was kind of a necessary evil because we had a lot of lovely scumbag posters creeping around weirding everyone out. Helldump was kind of a way for people to go “hey mods! This guy is a lunatic!” and the thread built the argument to ban them by way of posts and poo poo as evidence. For a perfect example of Helldump at its best read the LegoRobot thread which is glorious.

But everyone knew it was going to implode one day and once all the true lunatics were banned it became a pure doxxfest that could become a liability and it got shut down.

I remember a lot of the people who had threads made about them in helldump had registered when a weird site or community they were into was featured on the front page or goonrushed but they ended up sticking around and posting for too long after.

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

ugh its Troika posted:

What eventually led to abe's downfall? I honestly don't remember.

he led a twitter harassment campaign against some kid over an academic dispute on offensive humor. exactly as lame as it sounds and it rightly ruined his standing on SA

I was less on board with the mod stepping down because she wrote erotic werewolf (?) rape fiction because yes it's a silly thing we mock on SA but it's also imported offsite drama (usually bannable, for good reasons) and also I don't see it as hypocritical - it's one thing to make creepy "pyf boobs" or "pyf butts" threads - that she opposed - and another to write erotic rape fiction in your spare time. one thing sets an unwelcoming tone for a community by imposing your grossness on others, the other is something people have to go out and look for - and many do look for, enthusiastically

hackbunny fucked around with this message at 13:20 on Dec 1, 2017

Space Camp fuckup
Aug 2, 2003

hackbunny posted:

I was less on board with the mod stepping down because she wrote erotic werewolf (?) rape fiction because yes it's a silly thing we mock on SA but it's also imported offsite drama (usually bannable, for good reasons) and also I don't see it as hypocritical - it's one thing to make creepy "pyf boobs" or "pyf butts" threads - that she opposed - and another to write erotic rape fiction in your spare time. one thing sets an unwelcoming tone for a community by imposing your grossness on others, the other is something people have to go out and look for - and many do look for, enthusiastically

It was wildly hypocritical and also hilarious. Sometimes offsite drama is good.

Also it was erotic werewolf incest rape fiction

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

hackbunny posted:

he led a twitter harassment campaign against some kid over an academic dispute on offensive humor. exactly as lame as it sounds and it rightly ruined his standing on SA

I was less on board with the mod stepping down because she wrote erotic werewolf (?) rape fiction because yes it's a silly thing we mock on SA but it's also imported offsite drama (usually bannable, for good reasons) and also I don't see it as hypocritical - it's one thing to make creepy "pyf boobs" or "pyf butts" threads - that she opposed - and another to write erotic rape fiction in your spare time. one thing sets an unwelcoming tone for a community by imposing your grossness on others, the other is something people have to go out and look for - and many do look for, enthusiastically

I think you severely underappreciate the grossness of eggplant wizard's porn.

hackbunny posted:

the decline and decay of Sensitive GBS was a sad thing to be sure

I see, you just plain hate jokes

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

ditty bout my clitty posted:

I think you severely underappreciate the grossness of eggplant wizard's porn.

I'll be happy to die having never read it

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Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!

KakerMix posted:

Same, but push the timeline to 2012 or so. I put together a modpack for Minecraft called "Technic" for other goons in the thread. Yogscast (they are goons after all) got a hold of it and started playing it on their YouTube series. It rocketed in popularity, people smarter than me came to me and in short order we had a website going, a launcher, more mod packs. It was super popular super fast, we got invited to speak at the first Minecon even. Since I'm not a weird tubby goonlord I had fun, signing 'KakerMix' on kids' foam swords as I talked with their parents was cute. Because of that I owe Something Awful for all (and I really mean all) opportunities and my livelihood. Technic is now in the twilight years what with how videogame popularity goes, but man oh man it was fun as all hell. Those of us there at the start are all doing very well now, I work for myself, others work for Amazon, one moved to Japan and got married.
Because of this I'll always defend both Something Awful and autism.exe, they've just treated me so well.

My man how ya been? :hfive:

Those were good times, especially triggering the mod authors over on the official MC forums (and even 'converting' some of them eventually in the process), that one weird rear end goon who posted his fairy/rape/murder fanfic, Butter Notch, "Yep That's My Game", all good classic poo poo.

And yeah Technic was cool, but YogBox was first and cooler. :devil:

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