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Random Stranger posted:Guys, I get the impression that Hercules may be slightly dumb: If you read Norse and Greek mythology, you'll find both Thor and Hercules share a similar mindset, both are incredibly gullible and stupid. And usually constantly angry.
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Say Nothing posted:If you read Norse and Greek mythology, you'll find both Thor and Hercules share a similar mindset, both are incredibly gullible and stupid. And usually constantly angry. Yeah, Marvel Thor is a lot more of a King Arthur noble knight type than Original Thor. Marvel Herc is about on target.
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Classic Thor seemed to spend his whole life being trolled by Loki. Oden too.
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Say Nothing posted:Classic Thor seemed to spend his whole life being trolled by Loki. Oden too. Well then that's pretty accurate.
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Reminds me of a joke about the three of them. Thor, Loki and Odin were out fishing in a boat, in the middle of a lake. They spent a while fishing, and quickly ran out of beer. "I'll go get some more." Said Loki, who stepped over the side of the boat, and walked across the surface of the lake back to shore, and came back the same way with more beer. They drank and fished some more, and next time the beer ran out Odin declared "I'll go get some more." He stepped over the side of the boat, and walked across the surface of the water to shore, and back the same way with more beer. The third time they ran out, Thor said "I'll go get some more." He stepped over the side of the boat, and with a massive splash fell into the water. Loki laughed and said "The stepping stones are on the other sode of the boat." Odin said "There were stepping stones?"
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There’s an actual Norse myth where Mjolnir is stolen by Thrymr who wants Freyja as his bride in return. Loki and Thor jump into action by having Thor dress up as the Freyja with a veil, thanks to him having the same long blonde hair. There’s even a moment where Thor nearly blows his cover by scarfing down half the buffet table, and Loki covers for him by saying “Yeah she didn’t eat anything this week...because she’s excited.” The bad guy puts Thor in his lap and gives “her” the hammer, at which point Thor reveals his real identity and beats the poo poo out of everyone. We really need this adaptation. chitoryu12 fucked around with this message at 02:46 on Dec 1, 2017 |
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Dec 1, 2017 02:44
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I thought OG Thor was a redhead?
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The fists, so hammy! Jim Balent's 3 Little Kittens: Purrr-fect Weapons #1
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well, it is humorous that you posted that but not for the reason you think
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Darthemed posted:The fists, so hammy! 
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Thanks for showing us your porn lol
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Darthemed posted:
YOUR VAGINA IS HAUNTED!
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Got it in a discount rando pack, most of the comic is ripe fodder for the bad art thread, but I'm a few hundred pages behind in that one.
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 Superman: American Alien #4. Clark taking a few of his buddies from Smallville on a tour of Metropolis. (A lot of people in Smallville were in on the secret in AA.)
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Why is Abe Lincoln there?
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Push El Burrito posted:Why is Abe Lincoln there?  Oy vey.
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chitoryu12 posted:There’s an actual Norse myth where Mjolnir is stolen by Thrymr who wants Freyja as his bride in return. There's a comic called Valhalla that does all the stories including this. It's Danish, I think. Edit: I read a fan translation of that very storyline and it was pretty fantastic. They also have a random Warriors Three parody (but it's really just other characters in disguise). joehonkie fucked around with this message at 12:55 on Dec 1, 2017 |
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TheCenturion posted:YOUR VAGINA IS HAUNTED! Wasn't that the guy who modelled a character specifically after a female acquaintance of his, only to have that character then appear naked pretty much 90% of the time? Real charmer right there.
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joehonkie posted:There's a comic called Valhalla that does all the stories including this. It's Danish, I think. I have one issue somewhere in the attic. It deals with Odin trying to find replacements for the Warriors Three after they rebel. He finds a guy that looks a lot like Conan, but he is too headstrong for Odin's taste. I think there was a noble paladin as well, he would rather marry a princess than go to Valhalla and drink mead all day. It would probably make a great movie.
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BioTech posted:I have one issue somewhere in the attic. It deals with Odin trying to find replacements for the Warriors Three after they rebel. They did make a movie. Haven't seen it though, and not sure which storylines it has in it.
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chitoryu12 posted:There’s an actual Norse myth where Mjolnir is stolen by Thrymr who wants Freyja as his bride in return. Minor correction. Thor didn't "beat the poo poo out of everyone". He literally murdered everyone in the village as soon as he got Mjolnir back.
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chitoryu12 posted:There’s an actual Norse myth where Mjolnir is stolen by Thrymr who wants Freyja as his bride in return. Depending on the story, dressing up as ladies is either Loki's idea, or one of the other Aesir and Loki decides to join in because the dressing as a girl and tormenting Thor is killing two birds with one stone for him! Loki is great.
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AfroSquirrel posted:Depending on the story, dressing up as ladies is either Loki's idea, or one of the other Aesir and Loki decides to join in because the dressing as a girl and tormenting Thor is killing two birds with one stone for him! Time to repost this, I guess  
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TheCenturion posted:YOUR VAGINA IS HAUNTED! "YOU HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE! YOUR VAGINA IS HAUNTED!" As if changing where you are is really going to do anything about that problem.
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Whoa Abe Lincoln was a Hasidic Jew?
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Proteus Jones posted:Time to repost this, I guess The best part is that in the main Thor book a while after there's a scene where Loki shifts into all his various forms.  Including Cat Thor.
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FORSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTH
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ImpAtom posted:The best part is that in the main Thor book a while after there's a scene where Loki shifts into all his various forms. https://twitter.com/unbeatablesg/status/936310513209958400 https://twitter.com/AgentM/status/936307472469544964
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IUG posted:https://twitter.com/unbeatablesg/status/936310513209958400 Isn't that Old Lace from Runaways? And I really hope that Iron Man suit is being run by a bunch of squirrels ŕ la Unbeatable Squirrel Girl.
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I can't help but laugh that Howard is now a pet
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chitoryu12 posted:There’s an actual Norse myth where Mjolnir is stolen by Thrymr who wants Freyja as his bride in return. Loki spake: I0. "Trouble I have, | and tidings as well: Thrym, king of the giants, | keeps thy hammer, And back again | shall no man bring it If Freyja he wins not | to be his wife." 11. Freyja the fair | then went they to find Hear now the speech | that first he spake: "Bind on, Freyja, | the bridal veil, For we two must haste | to the giants' home." 12. Wrathful was Freyja, | and fiercely she snorted, And the dwelling great | of the gods was shaken, And burst was the mighty | Brisings' necklace: "Most lustful indeed | should I look to all If I journeyed with thee | to the giants' home." 13. Then were the gods | together met, And the goddesses came | and council held, And the far-famed ones | a plan would find, How they might Hlorrithi's | hammer win. 14. Then Heimdall spake, | whitest of the gods, Like the Wanes he knew | the future well: "Bind we on Thor | the bridal veil, Let him bear the mighty | Brisings' necklace; 15. "Keys around him | let there rattle, And down to his knees | hang woman's dress; With gems full broad | upon his breast, And a pretty cap | to crown his head." 16. Then Thor the mighty | his answer made: "Me would the gods | unmanly call If I let bind | the bridal veil." 17. Then Loki spake, | the son of Laufey: "Be silent, Thor, | and speak not thus; Freyja suffers no fool.
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Proteus Jones posted:Isn't that Old Lace from Runaways? https://twitter.com/AgentM/status/936307472469544964 IS THAT PIZZA DOG????!!!!!
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site posted:I can't help but laugh that Howard is now a pet He probably isn't too thrilled about it.
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I love how excited Cat Loki is! Also.. how is Captain Devil America Dinosaur going to use that shield?
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PicklePants posted:I love how excited Cat Loki is! With style. That's how.
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There's also Black Widow's cat from the Edmonson/Noto run.
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Some Thor.  Both from Sandman: Season of Mists
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Proteus Jones posted:Isn't that Old Lace from Runaways? 
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Endless Mike posted:Well, whoever did the art did something weird since that is pretty clearly intended to be a t-rex (raptors are generally depicted as leaner and have three fingers), but they gave it a raptor toe for some reason. In any case, Old Lace typically has a ring through her nose. Though Devil Dinosaur is typically red. Gonna go with the Marvel employee knowing what he's talking about, at least. Life finds a way
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