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Chadzok
Apr 25, 2002

15th January, hoping it comes as a birthday present

edit: newpage image

quote:

Turnbull wearing a blue suit, red tie and dark-rimmed glasses, looks skyward with a sombre expression.

Chadzok fucked around with this message at 06:21 on Dec 1, 2017

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JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
I will donate a prize to the winner of the Turnbull stakes.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

JBP posted:

I will donate a prize to the winner of the Turnbull stakes.

no one wants your Labor membership card mate


Put me down for Feb 14th

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
It's a $500 donation to the Labor party :jiggled:

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

GoldStandardConure posted:

no one wants your Labor membership card mate


Put me down for Feb 14th

Don't preempt my jokes.

Seriously though I'll come up with something worth receiving for the Turnbull Stakes Grand Prix Winner.

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



I dunno, I recognise that the libs are kind of making do with him as is, given the bullshit they were peddling on the radio today, so if a push comes it'll be an l/np split imo, because the nats really hate Turnbull.

Serrath
Mar 17, 2005

I have nothing of value to contribute
Ham Wrangler
Could they knife him during the Christmas/New Years breaks or does that protect him?

I’ll go dec 30 if not

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!
we got maiwar. not officially yet, but it's as good as done.

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

Turnbull will take the Theresa May route and attempt to hang on to the next election, and pretend that everyone is behind him. Who is going to want to knife him and then go on to lose the election? I give it a 50-50 shot of working.

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer
I think it was in last month's thread but thank you to whomever (One of the Manbun Tony av folks?) suggested the Citations Needed podcast. It's really good.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Wednesday next week.

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

thatbastardken posted:

we got maiwar. not officially yet, but it's as good as done.

Petition to rename the Maiwar Republic

Gentleman Baller
Oct 13, 2013
Turnbull is somehow going to backdoor wheel and deal his way through next year, where he will attempt to have a Tony Abbott-esq spending budget to make everyone love him again. However Turnbull doesn't have the political skills of Tony Abbott (lol) and that will be the last straw.

Put me down for May 5th.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

As soon as the marriage equality stuff is done, he's done.

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

If there is a leadership spill, I expect the next PM to be an Inanimate Carbon Rod.

Dude McAwesome
Sep 30, 2004

Still better than a Ponytar

JBP posted:

Don't preempt my jokes.

Seriously though I'll come up with something worth receiving for the Turnbull Stakes Grand Prix Winner.

Melbourne auspol drinks/brainstorming sesh?

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




Solemn Sloth posted:

Petition to rename the Maiwar Republic

Maiwar People's Republic

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

NTRabbit posted:

Maiwar People's Republic

Not In Maiwar Yard

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe
I'll take April 4 for his knifing. s44 started this mess and I'll be damned if 4/4 doesn't finish it.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
April 20 as Dutton assumes leadership.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

April 20 as Dutton assumes leadership.

Is this a Hitler joke or a weed joke?

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Is this a Hitler joke or a weed joke?

Yes

AgentF
May 11, 2009

thatbastardken posted:

we got maiwar. not officially yet, but it's as good as done.

ABC site is showing me Greens at 8,369 to 8,365!

Senor Tron
May 26, 2006


Guesses sheet updated

If a couple of thread regulars want to get edit access to the sheet to add any guesses I miss chuck me a PM. I'll try to keep it up to date based on the thread.

edit: I think whoever wins should also get the honour/punishment (delete as appropriate) of creating the next months thread.

Knorth
Aug 19, 2014

Buglord
Ah, my rear end in a top hat misogynist uncle is planning to go see Milo talk at the Gold Coast. ...so there's that :(

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
February 8th.

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

AgentF posted:

ABC site is showing me Greens at 8,369 to 8,365!

they are... incorrect

Sparticle
Oct 7, 2012

Someone has already taken my birthday so put me down for Feb 15th

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
I dunno Ken. Antony is pretty accurate

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Anidav posted:

I dunno Ken. Antony is pretty accurate

The votes at each election don't ever actually get counted, Antony Green just decides who will be elected.

bigis
Jun 21, 2006
You guys are way too optimistic.

Kafka Syrup
Apr 29, 2009

Anidav posted:

I dunno Ken. Antony is pretty accurate

Antony’s not in the scruit room...

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

Kafka Syrup posted:

Antony’s not in the scruit room...

its spelled 'scrunt'

aejix
Sep 18, 2007

It's about finding that next group of core players we can win with in the next 6, 8, 10 years. Let's face it, it's hard for 20-, 21-, 22-year-olds to lead an NHL team. Look at the playoffs.

That quote is from fucking 2018. Fuck you Jim
Pillbug
April 10 2019, the day the glorious Spudreich will arise and mash the populace into downtrodden obedience

Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012

I'm going to hedge my bets and say I think he's gonna be the one to see the GG and draw up the writs, and therefore will be Leader of the Liberal party and PM until the next election.

I think it would take a genuinely catastrophic budget reaction or huge defeats in SA and Vic to convince the Libs change is required to avoid getting killed federally.
Unfortunately I also think the bubbles gonna burst while labor's holding the bag.

Schlesische fucked around with this message at 08:41 on Dec 1, 2017

hiddenmovement
Sep 29, 2011

"Most mornings I'll apologise in advance to my wife."
It'll be Dutton. Scomo and bishop are too smart to accept it and tones will insist on credlin

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

Put me down for 8th of Jan. No real reason, 8's just my lucky number.

Aesculus
Mar 22, 2013

President Trumble will try to hang on for as long as he can, which is probably until the next election (likely July 2018) so put me down for that

iajanus
Aug 17, 2004

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Jan 30, please give me a perfect birthday present, Malcolm.

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Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

#ideasboom
College Slice
There's no loving way this government makes it until July. Turnbull will almost certainly outlive the 45th parliament as federal liberal leader but I doubt that will take him through to April.

S44 isn't done with them.

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