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Inzombiac: Mar 19, 2007; PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY

FreudianSlippers posted:

An elephant made out of swords could probably make it through TSA as long as it didn't look Muslim.

TSA has literally never caught anyone, every single real threat was stopped before or after it cleared security.

I dunno where your goalpost lies but peep their Instagram account. There are a lot of dumb people trying to take a lot of dumb and dangerous stuff on to planes.

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# ? May 23, 2024 13:02

Rough Lobster: May 27, 2009; Don't be such a squid, bro

I've worked for the TSA in the past. I was out of high school and going to school part time. It paid decent and had benefits but I took it seriously.

Inzombiac is right. The average person is dumb as gently caress and tries to bring all kinds of poo poo onto planes they shouldn't. I've stopped dudes with giant mall ninja machetes, propane torches and poo poo in their carry ons. Were they going to start poo poo with it on a plane? Probably not but why let Bubba get the opportunity.

I'd caught multiple guns and funnily enough each time it was an off duty cop.

I've also had more "benign" things like stopping about 20 parents from stuffing their baby seats child-and-all into the X-ray device, and I was only there for two years.

# ? Dec 1, 2017 10:15

Collateral Damage: Jun 13, 2009

As a fairly regular flyer I've noticed that airports make people stupid.

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super macho dude: Aug 9, 2014

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TontoCorazon: Aug 18, 2007

# ? Dec 1, 2017 12:54

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Chard posted:

Kid with pickle?

# ? Dec 1, 2017 13:03

SpaceGoatFarts: Jan 5, 2010; sic transit gloria mundi; Nap Ghost

Chard posted:

e: super hi-res http://lesmaterialistes.com/files/images/img9/w40.jpg

# ? Dec 1, 2017 13:27

Sininu: Jan 8, 2014

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

e: super hi-res http://lesmaterialistes.com/files/images/img9/w40.jpg

This is wonderful

I'm this guy

I also like the man whose rear end is on fire

# ? Dec 1, 2017 13:47

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

it's me

# ? Dec 1, 2017 13:53

Barry Bluejeans: Feb 2, 2017; ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

Pastry of the Year posted:

it's me

new dark souls dlc lookin good

# ? Dec 1, 2017 14:12

Cool Dad: Jun 15, 2007; It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

I'm whatever is happening here

# ? Dec 1, 2017 14:19

Osmosisch: Sep 9, 2007; I shall make everyone look like me! Then when they trick each other, they will say "oh that Coyote, he is the smartest one, he can even trick the great Coyote."; Grimey Drawer

Pastry of the Year posted:

it's me

Bellngcat is an old, old organisation

# ? Dec 1, 2017 14:26

The Sausages: Sep 30, 2012; What do you want to do? Who do you want to be?

Pastry of the Year posted:

it's me

Nah that's Brown Moses

# ? Dec 1, 2017 14:28

Pookah: Aug 21, 2008; 🪶Caw🪶

I like runny eggs.

# ? Dec 1, 2017 14:32

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I'm the dude nonchalantly digging a big rear end hole

# ? Dec 1, 2017 14:35

ghosthorse: Dec 15, 2011; ...you forget so easily...

I wanna know what saying this one's supposed to be

# ? Dec 1, 2017 14:35

Collateral Damage: Jun 13, 2009

I'm the guy under the table in the very bottom right having a meaningful discussion with an axe.

e: I also like the crossbowman who's so blazingly quick to reload that he can have two bolts in the air at the same time.

Collateral Damage has a new favorite as of 14:45 on Dec 1, 2017

# ? Dec 1, 2017 14:38

Pookah: Aug 21, 2008; 🪶Caw🪶

ghosthorse posted:

I wanna know what saying this one's supposed to be

Looks like fat Satan is depressed about his waist measurement.

# ? Dec 1, 2017 14:40

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

ghosthorse posted:

I wanna know what saying this one's supposed to be

"Going to the devil to confess", telling secrets to the enemy.

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bitterandtwisted: Sep 4, 2006

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MNIMWA: Dec 1, 2014

ghosthorse posted:

I wanna know what saying this one's supposed to be

Edit: Lots of people pooping out of windows in that pic

# ? Dec 1, 2017 15:25

LargeHadron: May 19, 2009; They say, "you mean it's just sounds?" thinking that for something to just be a sound is to be useless, whereas I love sounds just as they are, and I have no need for them to be anything more than what they are.

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

The past must have been absolute chaos. You didn't have things like TV and internet, so you spent the entire day just doing things.

# ? Dec 1, 2017 15:38

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

I'm the guy making bread with my face

# ? Dec 1, 2017 15:48

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

Also, I love pictures like that. You can stare at them for a long time and still find new stuff

A "funny picture" if you will

# ? Dec 1, 2017 15:49

Phanatic: Mar 13, 2007; Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Inzombiac posted:

I dunno where your goalpost lies but peep their Instagram account. There are a lot of dumb people trying to take a lot of dumb and dangerous stuff on to planes.

99.9999999% of which are people who forgot they had something they can't bring on a plane and would never have done a drat thing with it, people who were never going to do a thing with it on the plane anyway, or completely harmless poo poo that's forbidden only because it could make other people freak out.

# ? Dec 1, 2017 15:55

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

Phanatic posted:

99.9999999% of which are people who forgot they had something they can't bring on a plane and would never have done a drat thing with it, people who were never going to do a thing with it on the plane anyway, or completely harmless poo poo that's forbidden only because it could make other people freak out.

unique artifact: Daryl's Forgettable Machete

# ? Dec 1, 2017 15:57

Samovar: Jun 4, 2011; I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻

I'm the guy firing a crossbow at... nothing.

# ? Dec 1, 2017 16:17

RCarr: Dec 24, 2007

I'm the guy who's over this picture.

# ? Dec 1, 2017 16:19

Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

# ? Dec 1, 2017 16:37

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Samovar posted:

I'm the guy firing a crossbow at... nothing.

I think he's trying to dislodge those flans up on the roof?

# ? Dec 1, 2017 17:00

Shnag: Dec 8, 2010; "I'll be whatever I wanna do!"

Pookah posted:

Looks like fat Satan is depressed about his waist measurement.

I just noticed the guy blowing him. Maybe he is just not into it. Or he wishes Jesus was doing it instead, who you can see between the two dogs fighting and the open hut.

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