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Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

repeating posted:

‘Bully’ caught on video sucker-punching man with cerebral palsy sentenced to prison


https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...nced-to-prison/

Is this, as they call it, "the good stuff?"

Wow this guy and his friend are true cunts. So's the rear end in a top hat who kept walking by.

The article also has some good poo poo about his dad too, looks like the apple didn't fall to far from the tree on this one.

canyoneer posted:

https://www.ohio.com/akron/news/assistant-summit-county-prosecutor-involved-in-hallway-bumping-controversy-resigns

Prosecutor attempts to file assault charges against a court employee for bumping into him in a hallway. Ends up resigning due to backlash.

What a wiener. She should be allowed one free punch to the face on that guy.

If anyone hasn't seen the video in the article, take a look.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20Ij6AdwqZ4

He's just so loving stunned that someone dared to brush against him.

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Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

lmao what the hell. Also maybe she wouldn't have to brush past him if he wasn't standing right in the middle of the hallway like a self important douche

Sarrisan
Oct 9, 2012
I had to actually rewind it to realize wtf the video was about; how on earth did he think he'd catch no flack for filing actual assault charges for that? Like, there's got to be some personal vendetta poo poo going on here to be that stupid.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
He called that an "unprevoked physical assault".

What a crybaby bitch boy

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

repeating posted:

‘Bully’ caught on video sucker-punching man with cerebral palsy sentenced to prison


https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...nced-to-prison/

Is this, as they call it, "the good stuff?"

quote:

On June 5, marshals found him hiding in the bathroom of the rented hotel room. In his phone records, investigators found evidence of Baker’s flight from law enforcement — searches for “how do cops ping a cellphone” and “how to change my personal name,” searches for Greyhound bus services and Amtrak train schedules to locations as far away as Mexico and Canada.

Yes, that is indeed some "good stuff".

Not Operator
Jan 1, 2009

Not A doctor, THE Doctor!

Away all Goats posted:

lmao what the hell. Also maybe she wouldn't have to brush past him if he wasn't standing right in the middle of the hallway like a self important douche

You can tell exactly how much it bothers him that she apparently doesn't stop to apologise after bumping him by the incredulous "can you believe the nerve?" hand motion he makes. She was mildly rude and he wanted to punish her because, as you say, he's clearly full of himself and how dare she.

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO
Hockey question: all you have to do to score is get the puck in, correct? Ie if you manage to shimmy it off your skates, does the goal count? Or does the puck HAVE to be hit by a hockey stick for it to "count".

The General
Mar 4, 2007


As far as I know, a puck can bounce off your skate and in, you might even be able to handle the puck with your skates too. But you can't kick it in. I assume it depends on the ref for what counts as a kick.

A Proper Uppercut
Sep 30, 2008

Slugnoid posted:

over-correction;


I did it once going 100 ks down the freeway and spun a full 180 degrees, coming to a stop in the opposite emergency lane inches from the concrete divider, facing the wrong way.

gently caress man, me too. Was on a long car ride by myself, middle of the night. Dozed off at the wheel for a second, woke up and was halfway into the median heading for a concrete barrier. Pulled the wheel to the right, shot across the highway, over corrected and did a 180 in the middle of the highway. Honestly surprised I didn't roll my truck over. Got out and almost threw up.

DoctorJones
Apr 28, 2003

Fortune and Glory.

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Accio Jansportius!

it'd just be "Accio Jansport". hth

Ravenfood
Nov 4, 2011

du -hast posted:

Hockey question: all you have to do to score is get the puck in, correct? Ie if you manage to shimmy it off your skates, does the goal count? Or does the puck HAVE to be hit by a hockey stick for it to "count".
Ref's discretion on whether there was a "kicking motion" which isn't allowed, but otherwise the puck can take all kinds of loving weird bounces and it'll count. It can bounce off whatever, but intentional actions have to come from a stick, if that makes sense.

Natron
Aug 5, 2004

Ravenfood posted:

Ref's discretion on whether there was a "kicking motion" which isn't allowed, but otherwise the puck can take all kinds of loving weird bounces and it'll count. It can bounce off whatever, but intentional actions have to come from a stick, if that makes sense.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Se2l_hLkiuM

As long as you don't kick it or use your glove to put it in the net, it counts.

Edit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UBMiCcDlnc

Reminds me of this. Later in the video you can see the refs scooping Ryan Smyth's teeth into a loving dust pan. Smyth missed one shift and finished the game, IIRC.

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Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

A Proper Uppercut posted:

gently caress man, me too. Was on a long car ride by myself, middle of the night. Dozed off at the wheel for a second, woke up and was halfway into the median heading for a concrete barrier. Pulled the wheel to the right, shot across the highway, over corrected and did a 180 in the middle of the highway. Honestly surprised I didn't roll my truck over. Got out and almost threw up.

yeah, i caused mine arguing with my brother over the stereo controls :shobon: looked back up to the windscreen and i was drifting towards the car in the next lane over...

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Ravenfood posted:

Ref's discretion on whether there was a "kicking motion" which isn't allowed, but otherwise the puck can take all kinds of loving weird bounces and it'll count. It can bounce off whatever, but intentional actions have to come from a stick, if that makes sense.

You also can't punch it in, but it can deflect off your hands. Basically if you're "hitting it" and not "deflecting" it, it has to hit your stick.

e: content:
https://twitter.com/957Pinsent/status/936377378967904256

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TKIY
Nov 6, 2012
Grimey Drawer
Also even if it deflected off your stick it may not count, specifically if your stick was above the height of the crossbar on the net.

Transmogrifier
Dec 10, 2004


Systems at max!

Lipstick Apathy
Not sure if anything will come of it but:

https://twitter.com/NatashaBertrand/status/936599391984672773

NorgLyle
Sep 20, 2002

Do you think I posted to this forum because I value your companionship?

Howard Beale posted:

Yes, that is indeed some "good stuff".
I like to picture this just like William H Macy's last scene in Fargo.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038



Pretty sure the implication here is he's flipping.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

repeating posted:

‘Bully’ caught on video sucker-punching man with cerebral palsy sentenced to prison


https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...nced-to-prison/

Is this, as they call it, "the good stuff?"

Yes.

So's the interview with him:

http://www.dailylocal.com/article/DL/20170903/NEWS/170909959

quote:

“I’m mad at myself,” Baker said during an interview Saturday morning at the Chester County Prison, where he is being held on charges that stem from the assault that was captured on video outside a West Chester convenience store and its aftermath, in which police across the region hunted him down as a dangerous fugitive. “I am a better person than that.

“I feel bad for him,” he said of the 22-year-old man who he struck in the face as they traded words outside the 7-Eleven store on South High Street. “But I lost everything. My home, my business. Everyone I talk to says this has all been blown all the way out of proportion.

“I don’t understand why this case is so sought-after,” he told a reporter he had invited to talk about his predicament. “People only see the one side of the story. They haven’t seen both sides of the story. This case has become more political than criminal.”

It's wonderful.

Not Operator
Jan 1, 2009

Not A doctor, THE Doctor!
I feel like "That's not who I am," and all variations on it are good indications of how insincere an apology is.

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?
But if you didn’t want to go to jail why did you punch a disabled man for no reason?

OutOfPrint
Apr 9, 2009

Fun Shoe
I love that "I'm a better person than that," quote. No, Sucker Punch, that's exactly who you are.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

thaaaaats the poo poo right there

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Phanatic posted:

Yes.

So's the interview with him:

http://www.dailylocal.com/article/DL/20170903/NEWS/170909959


It's wonderful.

What's the other side to the story lol

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Powaqoatse posted:

What's the other side to the story lol
The handicapped guy is a nazi.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



Kennel posted:

The handicapped guy is a nazi.

But what about the disabled guy he punched?

ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009

https://twitter.com/AllMattNYT/status/936616708198096896

How bad is this for Trump and Flynn?



https://twitter.com/AP/status/936617782887813120

How bad is this for the average American?

(what happens if it passes one chamber but not the other?)

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
if the senate passes their version the two versions must be reconciled to be the same bill and re-voted by the house (which is a slam dunk compared to getting the senate version approved).

Scruff McGruff
Feb 13, 2007

Jesus, kid, you're almost a detective. All you need now is a gun, a gut, and three ex-wives.

If what's being said in the replies is accurate and if Flynn flipped all the way up the chain (assuming he could) then it's pretty bad. It's clear evidence of collusion with Russia against a sitting US President. It also possible that Kushner was involved with this as well?

Fake edit: https://twitter.com/LaurenWern/status/860637777574195200

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Not Operator posted:

I feel like "That's not who I am," and all variations on it are good indications of how insincere an apology is.

quote:

On June 27, authorities arrested Baker’s fiancee, Denise Schmidt, for hindering apprehension. And the same day, the Chester County District Attorney, Tom Hogan, announced that Baker’s father, Barry Baker Sr., was one of 46 people charged in “Operation Wildfire,” a massive drug bust. He was charged with selling morphine.

“So while his son was beating up a man with a disability, Barry Baker Sr. was selling us morphine,” Hogan said. “It’s a heck of a family.”

I LEARNED IT FROM YOU, DAD!

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

You know the common refrain, "Don't talk to the cops without a lawyer?"

With the FBI, that becomes "Don't talk to the FBI without a signed grant of full immunity."

ExecuDork
Feb 25, 2007

We might be fucked, sir.
Fallen Rib

quote:

On June 5, marshals found him hiding in the bathroom of the rented hotel room.

NorgLyle posted:

I like to picture this just like William H Macy's last scene in Fargo.
C'mon man, it's a quick google search away!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faVy85fIB2U

Howard Beale posted:

Yes, that is indeed some "good stuff".
.
I'm imagining Sucker Punch making those same noises.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Holy poo poo.

https://twitter.com/joyindc/status/936626652284620800\

EDIT:
OK that one is a bit hyperbolic. The actual tweet in the link says "Flynn is likely fully cooperating with Special Counsel". Joy Lin needs to calm the gently caress down and not project what's going on.

https://twitter.com/ThisWeekABC/status/936626221873487872

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OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Proteus Jones posted:

Holy poo poo.

https://twitter.com/joyindc/status/936626652284620800\

EDIT:
OK that one is a bit hyperbolic. The actual tweet in the link says "Flynn is likely fully cooperating with Special Counsel". Joy Lin needs to calm the gently caress down and not project what's going on.

https://twitter.com/ThisWeekABC/status/936626221873487872

dont stop im almost there

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Phanatic posted:

Yes.

So's the interview with him:

http://www.dailylocal.com/article/DL/20170903/NEWS/170909959


It's wonderful.

Lol he's been in confinement for getting into an altercation corrections officers already, in which he broke his arm (not his suckerpunch arm though, would have been max schad). Dude is going to get so many suckerpunches in prison, almost feel bad for him, almost.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



BraveUlysses posted:

dont stop im almost there

This should do it for you. Turns out it wasn't hyperbole after all, I think she didn't wait long enough for the correct video clip to be tweeted.

https://twitter.com/DanLinden/status/936627968440487936


This Presidential Administration has been one long string of schadenfreude. Sucks to be the US right now.

Transmogrifier
Dec 10, 2004


Systems at max!

Lipstick Apathy
What do you think Fox News is reporting on right now? Let's check!

https://twitter.com/oliverdarcy/status/936631146909192192

oh.


And an additional pit of 'freude featuring everyone's favorite Pharma Bro:

https://twitter.com/davidmackau/status/936630463841619968

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BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Rough Lobster posted:

He called that an "unprevoked physical assault".

What a crybaby bitch boy

People like him should be beaten for blocking hallways like that anyhow. Move your poo poo somewhere else out of the way if you don't wanna deal with someone brushing past you.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Proteus Jones posted:

This should do it for you. Turns out it wasn't hyperbole after all, I think she didn't wait long enough for the correct video clip to be tweeted.

https://twitter.com/DanLinden/status/936627968440487936


This Presidential Administration has been one long string of schadenfreude. Sucks to be the US right now.

Transmogrifier posted:

What do you think Fox News is reporting on right now? Let's check!

https://twitter.com/oliverdarcy/status/936631146909192192

oh.


And an additional pit of 'freude featuring everyone's favorite Pharma Bro:

https://twitter.com/davidmackau/status/936630463841619968

These might be my favorite posts in the thread so far. Goddamn.

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ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009
https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/144505633981468672

In case of deletion



the Schadenfreude is me because I don't want to be in this timeline anymore.

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