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DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Theophany posted:

Fish inbred, Dr.Gonzo

that got a laugh out of me, thank you




DoctorGonzo fucked around with this message at 12:08 on Dec 1, 2017

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tuo
Jun 17, 2016

Ferrari pillow man

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

tuo posted:

Ferrari pillow man

stop trolling

gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak


Santander pillow Miranda?

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Only 5 out of the 25 drivers in the 2011 season are still in F1. Alonso, Lewis, Perez, Ricciado and Vettel.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
Only 5 in 25 drivers have AIDS

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


learnincurve posted:

Only 5 out of the 25 drivers in the 2011 season are still in F1. Alonso, Lewis, Perez, Ricciado and Vettel.

I'm going with that's a bit disingenuous because that's the one of seasons Kimi missed.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

iospace posted:

I'm going with that's a bit disingenuous because that's the one season Kimi missed.

2010 only had four drivers Lewis, Vettel, Alonso and Hulkenburg. 2012 becomes more recognisable with eight.

It only seems like it was a couple of years ago :(

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
Very tempted to graph driver careers going back a while to see if it's an abnormal level of driver turnover in 5 years
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Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
Do it

CratSock
Aug 5, 2004

Sock Wielding Assassin


Holy poo poo, almost 1,000 lb ft of torque!? drat, I'm impressed.

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000
NBC F1 coverage talk: Ford commercials are way better than Chevy commercials

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
Ford > Chevy

Empirical fact

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Why no Holden?

Oh wait, lol Holden, Ford 4 life.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Wirth1000 posted:

Ford > Chevy

Empirical fact

The Chevy I owned I didn't have to touch a single thing on it.

The ford had the distributor blow up, voltage regulator go and fry half the electronic in the car, head gasket let go and then a piston ring started eating a cylinder.

Ford blows.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


F1 engine wins

Ford: 10
Chevy: nada

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Powershift posted:

F1 engine wins

Ford: 176
Chevy: nada

Fixed that for you (yes I know, most of them were Ford-badged Cosworths).

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

gret posted:

Santander pillow Miranda?

This is a strong suggestion that you check out the GBS Australia thread to see the loving waifu pillow covered in anime asscracks some loving retard just unironically bought.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

iospace posted:

Fixed that for you (yes I know, most of them were Ford-badged Cosworths).

That's how bad Ford's reliability is, they needed help from the British building engines.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Theophany posted:

This is a strong suggestion that you check out the GBS Australia thread to see the loving waifu pillow covered in anime asscracks some loving retard just unironically bought.

TFAB is a gem.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


iospace posted:

Fixed that for you (yes I know, most of them were Ford-badged Cosworths).

I meant title wins. I forgot a word cause I'm dumb.

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Really impressed with Ford's ability to pay British engineering firms to design their poo poo for them.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari

1500quidporsche posted:

The Chevy I owned I didn't have to touch a single thing on it.

The ford had the distributor blow up, voltage regulator go and fry half the electronic in the car, head gasket let go and then a piston ring started eating a cylinder.

Ford blows.

Personally they're both garbage and the true king is Ford's European division and even then not really. Also Holden was great/ok at some point. It's all poo poo. I mean, what do you expect, it's American.

Now let me you tell about a real car manufacturer made right here in good ol' Canada out in the Maritimes called Bricklin....

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
The greatest car manufacturer of all time, making some of the most iconic, beautiful cars in history, IMO, is clearly Ferrari.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Feels Villeneuve posted:

The greatest car manufacturer of all time, making some of the most iconic, beautiful cars in history, IMO, is clearly Ferrari.

Ferrari's are good when they're not on fire which is almost never.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Ferraris are painted red so you can’t tell when they’re on fire.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Ferrari is good explicitly because they are dumpster fire

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

Powershift posted:

Ferrari's are good when they're not on fire which is almost never.

Fire is just the Italian passion showing.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Wirth1000 posted:

Personally they're both garbage and the true king is Ford's European division and even then not really. Also Holden was great/ok at some point. It's all poo poo. I mean, what do you expect, it's American.

Now let me you tell about a real car manufacturer made right here in good ol' Canada out in the Maritimes called Bricklin....

Most my love of GM is on the basis of that they designed the small block in like 50s and didn't try loving around with it once they ironed out all their issues. Much more critical of their 80s and onward designed engines.

Bricklin also brought Subarus, Fiat X1/9s and the Yugo to North America. He's like my patron saint.

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

Human Grand Prix posted:

Really impressed with Ford's ability to pay British engineering firms to design their poo poo for them.

On the contrary the Brits should pay people to design normal teeth for them

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
a ferrari is a passonate woman

sometimes she loves you


sometimes she burns you


and sometimes she throws you away




:italy:FORZA FERRARI:italy:

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari

Feels Villeneuve posted:

a ferrari is a passonate woman

sometimes she loves you


sometimes she burns you


and sometimes she throws you away




:italy:FORZA FERRARI:italy:

:discourse:

Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers

wicka posted:

Ferraris are painted red so you can’t tell when they’re on fire.

McLarens are painted red because buying some orange paint that actually looks orange is too complicated an engineering task for them

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Bryter posted:

McLarens are painted red because buying some orange paint that actually looks orange is too complicated an engineering task for them

what

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist


His eyes don't work

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


If the McLaren 2018 livery isn't just Nando's Indy livery, just shut the whole loving thing down.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

It won't be

CratSock
Aug 5, 2004

Sock Wielding Assassin

Ferrari:



More than you can afford, pal.

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

Norns posted:

His eyes don't work

Turn your eyes

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Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Feels Villeneuve posted:

The greatest car manufacturer of all time, making some of the most iconic, beautiful cars in history, IMO, is clearly Ferrari.

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