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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Jonah shows up to save MJ because she was taking pictures. Pictures of Spider-Man!

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Push El Burrito posted:

Jonah shows up to save MJ because she was taking pictures. Pictures of Spider-Man!

JJJ: I'm putting you on the payroll, Watson-Parker!
MJ: I don't want your money.
JJJ: Work for free, eh? I like your moxy, kid! :clint:

AfroSquirrel
Sep 3, 2011


Next: Curt turns into THE SNAKEGATOR

Mover
Jun 30, 2008


The new arm regrowing formula won’t turn connors into a lizard but it WILL give him a full on regenerating form of super cancer, turning him into NSM Deadpool

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Geez Pete you can see her from the front door I think she's probably OK.

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

Johnny Walker posted:

Geez Pete you can see her from the front door I think she's probably OK.

Like a baby, Pete lacks object permanence. He thinks MJ is gone.

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.
Next: The Lizarding World of Curty Connors!

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007


MJ looks so bored. "UGH, wildlife".


Anyway:

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
...and multiple brain hemorrhages.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Synthbuttrange posted:

MJ looks so bored. "UGH, wildlife".


Anyway:



Never have I seen :smug: and :downs: combined so effortlessly before.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Synthbuttrange posted:

MJ looks so bored. "UGH, wildlife".


Anyway:



MJ: "Are you serious? Right in front of my salad?!"

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Randaconda posted:

Never have I seen :smug: and :downs: combined so effortlessly before.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

:golfclap:

Crust First
May 1, 2013

Wrong lads.
I guess NSM met Superman at some point?

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Crust First posted:

I guess NSM met Superman at some point?

Sometimes I wonder if comic book writers do poor phrasing on purpose.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

ghosthorse
Dec 15, 2011

...you forget so easily...

I'm still reeling from the idea in the first panel that Connors didn't invent a formula that turned him into a lizard he added "the ingredient that makes you a lizard":psyduck:

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice
I assume he means, "I isolated the ingredient in my old potion that turns me into a lizard and got rid of that." It wasn't that he was sitting around in the first place saying, "Oh, what does this potion need? I know, here's an ingredient that turns me into a lizard. Lets see what that does."

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Epicurius posted:

I assume he means, "I isolated the ingredient in my old potion that turns me into a lizard and got rid of that." It wasn't that he was sitting around in the first place saying, "Oh, what does this potion need? I know, here's an ingredient that turns me into a lizard. Lets see what that does."

This the world of NSM. It was absolutely the second scenario.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013


VictorianQueerLit
Aug 25, 2017

David D. Davidson posted:

...and multiple brain hemorrhages.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




:)


(get thee to http://www.blambot.com for comic fonts. They're free if you use them for dicking around like we do here)

VictorianQueerLit
Aug 25, 2017

Proteus Jones posted:

:)


(get thee to http://www.blambot.com for comic fonts. They're free if you use them for dicking around like we do here)

That's just how peter talks now after taking bricks and unspecified lab equipment to the brain for 40 years.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Seriously i could hear it in my head. Perfect font choice.

KaoliniteMilkshake
Jul 9, 2010

When is Mark Trail going to show up?

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011


Good job, that had me giggling like an idiot Newspaper Spider-man for a good two minutes.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


KaoliniteMilkshake posted:

When is Mark Trail going to show up?
Sunday.

Murdstone fucked around with this message at 23:32 on Dec 2, 2017

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:



:five:

All the fives.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




Holy poo poo.

:five:

KaoliniteMilkshake
Jul 9, 2010


holy poo poo

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


"A the lizard" "the the lizard"

It's so beautiful :stwoon:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

:randstare:

Odonata
Nov 5, 2009
Nap Ghost
I think it's safe to say that Peter's heart speaks for us all.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

I can't hit the 5 button enough times in this thread.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Jerusalem posted:

"A the lizard" "the the lizard"

It's so beautiful :stwoon:
"your the lizard" in the last panel is the best of those for sure

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Thats a great edit:


Oh no MJ lookout... oh well I guess the crocodile is my wife now?

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Synthbuttrange posted:

Thats a great edit:


Oh no MJ lookout... oh well I guess the crocodile is my wife now?
Radioactive element? Excuse me, it was clearly an acidic element. No wonder he can't regrow his arm if he can't even remember which serums did what. :colbert:

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice
Next panel narrator is my favorite NSM character.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
Next: Spider-Man Wrestles With An Alligator For Twelve Pages

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Yeah, he may BECOME unhinged, Peter, sure. That's the correct tense to be using for this situation.

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