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CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.

Pollyanna posted:

It’s okay, I thought it was funny.

In that case, I hope you have a window seat, so you can watch the ICBM exchange *rump decides is a good distraction!

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BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
https://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/936614807066865666

So let’s talk about that CROOKED Hillary amirite?

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Ague Proof posted:

I think I already know this one but do they talk about Hillary 24/7 or do they have these special distraction topics ready to go whenever Trump inevitably fucks up?

These might be essentially the same thing.

Both.

canepazzo
May 29, 2006



https://twitter.com/jeneps/status/936635774660960256

This defense weak as poo poo.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







evilweasel posted:

that's why i'm so sure it's kushner. christie was fired, and who the hell else was there?

Uhhhhh.... Hope Hicks?

Sinister_Beekeeper
Oct 20, 2012
So is Bernie Sanders going to come out to tell us the Russia story isn't a big deal like he did after Manafort's indictment?

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

e: ^^^^shhhhhh no please don't start this

They're really going with the whole "Michael Flynn was an Obama guy" defense?

REALLY?!

RevKrule
Jul 9, 2001

Thrilling the forums since 2001

evilweasel posted:

yeah but he's one of the only ones who is "senior" and balls-deep in this

also

https://twitter.com/jdawsey1/status/936634418403401730

tee hee hee

Translation: They squeezed me hard using my son until my balls burst in the sack.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Pollyanna posted:

No power outlets on the plane :saddowns:

you got an iphone don't you, they probably have usb

Charliegrs
Aug 10, 2009
I can't wait for Maddow tonight

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
Do you have an Air Miles Card?

What did you expect? Can't polish a turd

Munkeymon
Aug 14, 2003

Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.



Pollyanna posted:

No power outlets on the plane :saddowns:

Charge it with your laptop

Sinister_Beekeeper
Oct 20, 2012

RevKrule posted:

Translation: They squeezed me hard using my son until my balls burst in the sack.

Maybe "bring your kids to work day" isn't the best option when performing criminal conspiracies?

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Charliegrs posted:

I can't wait for Maddow tonight

I like Anderson, myself. Much snarkier.

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


No Butt Stuff posted:

If Pence is impeached or whatever the gently caress you do to a VP, who do you think Trump nominates for VP?

Don Jr? David Duke? Steve Bannon?

It can't be any of the Trumpkins, since you do need to qualify to be president as vice president, and the president and veep can't be from the same state.

Rincewinds
Jul 30, 2014

MEAT IS MEAT

"See, it was Obama all along!"

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Pleads posted:

Somewhere in the white house a staffer just chaos dunked Trump's phone into a toilet to prevent him from tweeting about this.

Trump angrily stands and begins charging at a staffer. The staffer cowers and freezes, Trump runs right past, jumps at the wall, turns into a ball of energy and flies into an Ethernet jack. Phones all over the white house buzz. Twitter Alert:

@realdonaldtrump: You can not take away my Twitter. I am Twitter now.

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


Flynn apparently expects to lose his house as a result of legal fees and was getting little or nothing from Trump.

PoopShipDestroyer
Jan 13, 2006

I think he's ready for a chair

"At the White House for 25 days"

Haha they are seriously trying to downplay the role of the loving National Security Adviser that the president himself appointed. Unbelievable.

Eeyo
Aug 29, 2004

This is quite the early Christmas present. I just hope it pans out.

Munkeymon
Aug 14, 2003

Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.



CPColin posted:

In that case, I hope you have a window seat, so you can watch the ICBM exchange *rump decides is a good distraction!

I was thinking about making that joke

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Sinister_Beekeeper posted:

So is Bernie Sanders going to come out to tell us the Russia story isn't a big deal like he did after Manafort's indictment?

https://youtu.be/Omiw5pRojto

"Its a big deal"

:thunk:

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Where was this Brian Ross report about Trump directing Flynn? I'm not finding it on his Twitter.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

RiggenBlaque posted:

"At the White House for 25 days"

Haha they are seriously trying to downplay the role of the loving National Security Adviser that the president himself appointed. Unbelievable.

That and trying to tie him to Obama, even though Obama literally told Trump not to hire him.

isaboo
Nov 11, 2002

Muay Buok
ขอให้โชคดี
Time's Person Of The Year Michael Flynn??

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

RiggenBlaque posted:

"At the White House for 25 days"

Haha they are seriously trying to downplay the role of the loving National Security Adviser that the president himself appointed. Unbelievable.

thats not the crazy part. the crazy part is the "obama administration official"

lol

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

RiggenBlaque posted:

"At the White House for 25 days"

Haha they are seriously trying to downplay the role of the loving National Security Adviser that the president himself appointed. Unbelievable.

"No, but you see it's Obama's fault because he hired Flynn in the first place. Also, HIllary's emails.

Emails."

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

https://twitter.com/AP/status/936633614355324929

:trumppop:

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Your Taint posted:

Where was this Brian Ross report about Trump directing Flynn? I'm not finding it on his Twitter.

https://twitter.com/DanLinden/status/936627968440487936

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Pollyanna posted:

No power outlets on the plane :saddowns:

Are you flying to the past or something?

e: though recently I was on a Honolulu to Dallas that didn't. That was painful.

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
Do you have an Air Miles Card?
If Flynn rats on Trump or his horrid family there's no way Trump pardons him

Delthalaz
Mar 5, 2003






Slippery Tilde
Is there a name for this Trump impeachment edging fetish I'm developing?

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything

Corn Cobb.

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

dont even fink about it posted:

Flynn apparently expects to lose his house as a result of legal fees and was getting little or nothing from Trump.

Good and lmao at anyone dumb enough to expect any loyalty from Donald Trump

reitetsu
Sep 27, 2009

Should you find yourself here one day... In accordance with your crimes, you can rest assured I will give you the treatment you deserve.
Fuuuuck yes. I stopped checking the thread for a while to do work, and I come back to this. :getin:

Is there a WH press briefing today?

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Delthalaz posted:

Is there a name for this Trump impeachment edging fetish I'm developing?

Justice.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

evilweasel posted:

thats not the crazy part. the crazy part is the "obama administration official"

lol

no im sorry i didn't make it all the way to the end

the craziest part is him saying this means the investigation is about to end

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

The video says candidate Trump, but now I'm seeing December 2016, and at that time Trump was president-elect. So, who knows.

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
I'm looking forward to Mueller stating to Congress "It is not my job to recommend impeachment, I leave that in your hands. I'm only presenting my findings." Then he proceeds to unfurl a comically large scroll with all the crimes that POTUS and everyone in his administration were involved with.

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Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


ReidRansom posted:

Are you flying to the past or something?

Actually, I just looked it up, and Virgin does in fact offer power outlets and I just missed them last time. :eng101:

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