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canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
http://ktla.com/2017/11/30/caught-on-video-convicted-child-sex-offender-attacked-by-another-prisoner-in-new-hampshire-courtroom/

When you're such a dirtbag that another inmate can't resist taking swings at you in a courtroom in front of a zillion cops

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SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

canyoneer posted:

http://ktla.com/2017/11/30/caught-on-video-convicted-child-sex-offender-attacked-by-another-prisoner-in-new-hampshire-courtroom/

When you're such a dirtbag that another inmate can't resist taking swings at you in a courtroom in front of a zillion cops

I like that the article closes by letting you know that the longest the guy who hit him could serve is shorter than the shortest that the guy himself will serve. Very good.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
I think they're winding up the one-two punch by not saying who directed Flynn to break the law. The Whitehouse is saying "Flynn did everything on his own, has nothing to do with us, it's his bad choice we are uninvolved".

Then at 5 tonight Mueller will release who directed him, catching the Whitehouse lying again.

ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009


tl;dr Martin Shkreli may be forced to give his wu tang album to the government.

Not Operator
Jan 1, 2009

Not A doctor, THE Doctor!
You can just buy Enigma machines?

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

ultrabindu posted:



tl;dr Martin Shkreli may be forced to give his wu tang album to the government.

As excited as I am for him having to give up the wu tang album I'm really curious about the Picasso painting now.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
Sure.

http://enigmamuseum.com/for-sale/

They're not cheap, but the Germans made tens of thousands of the things and there are a bunch of survivors. Note that there wasn't a single "Enigma machine" and there were a number of variants, some of which are far rarer than others.

Funzo
Dec 6, 2002



Not Operator posted:

You can just buy Enigma machines?

Yep.

http://enigmamuseum.com/for-sale/

e: goddamit!

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

ultrabindu posted:

https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/144505633981468672

In case of deletion



the Schadenfreude is me because I don't want to be in this timeline anymore.

I...worked on this story for a year...and...he just...he tweeted it out.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



canyoneer posted:

http://ktla.com/2017/11/30/caught-on-video-convicted-child-sex-offender-attacked-by-another-prisoner-in-new-hampshire-courtroom/

When you're such a dirtbag that another inmate can't resist taking swings at you in a courtroom in front of a zillion cops

Josiah Davies seems like a cool dude :hai:

Happy Landfill
Feb 26, 2011

I don't understand but I've also heard much worse
While on the topic of politics
https://twitter.com/yashar/status/936453684875100160

(Hi sorry I'm an idiot who doesn't know how to embed tweets)

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Happy Landfill posted:

(Hi sorry I'm an idiot who doesn't know how to embed tweets)

1 second earlier:


:haw:

Happy Landfill
Feb 26, 2011

I don't understand but I've also heard much worse

Powaqoatse posted:

1 second earlier:


:haw:

Oh...I didn't realize the mobile app embeds tweets automatically. Schadnfreude on me! :circlefap:
(that's good to know in the future I suppose)

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

JackMann
Aug 11, 2010

Secure. Contain. Protect.
Fallen Rib
It turned out the embedding was inside you the entire time.

Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007

ultrabindu posted:

https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/144505633981468672

In case of deletion



the Schadenfreude is me because I don't want to be in this timeline anymore.

That's a real juicy ratio.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
https://gfycat.com/LawfulFilthyGodwit
Doubling up on a bike

https://gfycat.com/CarefreeWealthyGilamonster
Captain Lance Murdock doesn't quite clear the pool on his scooter

https://gfycat.com/QuarterlyInexperiencedIbadanmalimbe
Friends roasting the birthday boy

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Happy Landfill posted:

Oh...I didn't realize the mobile app embeds tweets automatically. Schadnfreude on me! :circlefap:
(that's good to know in the future I suppose)

It's an automagical feature of the forums.

Happy Landfill
Feb 26, 2011

I don't understand but I've also heard much worse

JackMann posted:

It turned out the embedding was inside you the entire time.

I always knew I could do it as long as I believed

Edit:

Saint Freak posted:

It's an automagical feature of the forums.

Weird, it feels like when I've tried to in the past it always just posts as a link.

Happy Landfill has a new favorite as of 18:55 on Dec 1, 2017

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Where we're going we won't need eyes teeth!

Eldritch BiLast
Jul 7, 2009

Pummel Sylvanas
Melee Range
Instant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqIBNX0CXDc

This took place 4 years ago. It was truly a magical moment.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Happy Landfill posted:

Weird, it feels like when I've tried to in the past it always just posts as a link.

Sometimes the twitter javascript times out, or a tweet gets deleted or something. But yeah normally it's just paste it in & it gets automatic url tags and something somewhere turns those into embedded tweets when the page is viewed. There might also be a setting in the control panel idk

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

ultrabindu posted:

https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/144505633981468672

In case of deletion



the Schadenfreude is me because I don't want to be in this timeline anymore.

It's a well established fact at this point that Donald is dumb as gently caress but holy poo poo, Eric and Don Jr just take it to the next level. They're both just so brilliantly, blindingly, profoundly stupid. Did each of them donate one of their cerebral hemispheres to their sister or something?

canyoneer posted:

http://ktla.com/2017/11/30/caught-on-video-convicted-child-sex-offender-attacked-by-another-prisoner-in-new-hampshire-courtroom/

When you're such a dirtbag that another inmate can't resist taking swings at you in a courtroom in front of a zillion cops

Imagine being such pure human scum that your very presence inspires someone (who's still waiting for their own hearing) to hit you with their face since it's the only thing they had available to use as a weapon.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Phanatic posted:

Sure.

http://enigmamuseum.com/for-sale/

They're not cheap, but the Germans made tens of thousands of the things and there are a bunch of survivors. Note that there wasn't a single "Enigma machine" and there were a number of variants, some of which are far rarer than others.

If you go to the NSA Cryptography Museum near Baltimore they have a pair of authentic Enigma machines that you can play with, with the warning not to open the cover.

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.

canyoneer posted:

https://gfycat.com/CarefreeWealthyGilamonster
Captain Lance Murdock doesn't quite clear the pool on his scooter

Check out how much better that would have gone with more distance!

Chemtrailologist
Jul 8, 2007
https://twitter.com/CamsRussian/status/936370944381202432

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

chitoryu12 posted:

If you go to the NSA Cryptography Museum near Baltimore they have a pair of authentic Enigma machines that you can play with, with the warning not to open the cover.

What would happen if you opened the cover?

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
It's enough to bring a tear to your eye:

https://twitter.com/BeschlossDC/status/936637518044434432

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

iospace posted:

You also can't punch it in, but it can deflect off your hands. Basically if you're "hitting it" and not "deflecting" it, it has to hit your stick.

e: content:
https://twitter.com/957Pinsent/status/936377378967904256

loving Zaun Cherry, man.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible




It's like the drat top at the end of Inception all over again

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

Xenoletum posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqIBNX0CXDc

This took place 4 years ago. It was truly a magical moment.

The Kick Six What a time to be alive.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

biracial bear for uncut posted:

What would happen if you opened the cover?

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

canyoneer posted:

https://gfycat.com/CarefreeWealthyGilamonster
Captain Lance Murdock doesn't quite clear the pool on his scooter

Schadenfreude Thread: What did they think would happen?

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Over the last week, Channel 4 in the U.K. had a TV documentary on what the average UK citizen thought of the possibility of a border between Ireland and the UK. The average street-person was shown to be either utterly clueless or as respectful to a sovereign nation as Mark Sykes. The Tory government was shown to be little better, with the foreign department referring to the leader of Ireland by his last name as opposed to his title in official communiqués, and some politicians demanding that Ireland should pay for a border wall.

Well, the EU have just stated that the decision to continue with negotiating leaving the EU is dependent on one country deciding if the UK has done enough preliminary groundwork and demonstrated enough good faith and trust.

Can you guess which country it was?

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Schubalts posted:

Schadenfreude Thread: What did they think would happen?

In this (and many other cases) I think it's "fame and tons of internet money"

ExecuDork
Feb 25, 2007

We might be fucked, sir.
Fallen Rib

Samovar posted:

Well, the EU have just stated that the decision to continue with negotiating leaving the EU is dependent on one country deciding if the UK has done enough preliminary groundwork and demonstrated enough good faith and trust.

Can you guess which country it was?
To nobody's surprise, Lord Buckethead's prediction: "It. Will be. A shitshow!" is absolutely correct.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eQ0s4SBefU

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/GrouchoGlasses/status/936625819627159553

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
https://gfycat.com/SaltyFrighteningAustraliancurlew

https://i.imgur.com/eM8TMyz.mp4

ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009

Rough Lobster posted:

It's a well established fact at this point that Donald is dumb as gently caress but holy poo poo, Eric and Don Jr just take it to the next level. They're both just so brilliantly, blindingly, profoundly stupid. Did each of them donate one of their cerebral hemispheres to their sister or something?

Ivanka don't seem to be much better.

https://twitter.com/TVietor08/status/936698156938543104






E:

https://twitter.com/OrinKerr/status/936696987990331393

no leaks, NO LEAKS

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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ilmucche posted:

The Kick Six What a time to be alive.

And led to one of the better BCS title games.

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