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Bigass Moth posted:Webex meeting with maybe a hundred people, supposedly all on mute. https://twitter.com/bea_ker/status/700161865192615936
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Speaking of urinals, can all of you that feel this weird need to spit in the urinal before you pee stop? This is the strangest mimicked behavior.
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Sickening posted:Speaking of urinals, can all of you that feel this weird need to spit in the urinal before you pee stop? This is the strangest mimicked behavior.  ...no.
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Sickening posted:Speaking of urinals, can all of you that feel this weird need to spit in the urinal before you pee stop? This is the strangest mimicked behavior. If I don't spit on it, it won't recognize me as the alpha, and I'm not goign to piss in a urinal that doesn't recognize my dominance
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Sickening posted:Speaking of urinals, can all of you that feel this weird need to spit in the urinal before you pee stop? This is the strangest mimicked behavior. This is sickening. Just. Sickening.
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Sickening posted:Speaking of urinals, can all of you that feel this weird need to spit in the urinal before you pee stop? This is the strangest mimicked behavior. Did you know some people make poopy in the bathrooms sometimes?
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Super Soaker Party! posted:This is sickening. 
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mewse posted:If I don't spit on it, it won't recognize me as the alpha, and I'm not goign to piss in a urinal that doesn't recognize my dominance Mate you're already pissing in its mouth what more do you want?
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I did some OPS work on a dev server to help fix some errors in log rotation. A week later the client is reporting that there's some dev problems, getting an auth error. Everyone assumes my log rotation fixes (which was just changing the log4j.xml config to point do a different location) broke authentication? I get a high priority ticket opened, and the PM sicks his developers on me. I finally LOOK AT THE TOMCAT LOGS and see a very obvious error: "Attribute Name Defined Twice in file://.../.../servlet.config.xml authentication failure error" I send that the dev. "oh yeah, we are working on that file. Looks like a typo in it. I fixed it and it's working. Thanks!" Seriously, you lost a WEEK of dev time because I wasn't around all week to look at that?
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Sickening posted:Speaking of urinals, can all of you that feel this weird need to spit in the urinal before you pee stop? This is the strangest mimicked behavior.  Edit: showed this to a couple co-workers, they also have no idea what the gently caress.
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Avenging_Mikon posted:
Well wherever this started from it reached Texas a long time ago. It will eventually spread to wherever you are. Monkey see monkey do. Tigren posted:Did you know some people make poopy in the bathrooms sometimes? And people expect people to poo poo in the bathroom. Its just bizzare for someone to be hocking up spit in this strange ritual before they pee. It just doesn't serve any purpose outside of just being a weirdo. I can only explain it as this weird, learned behavior. Sickening fucked around with this message at 19:15 on Dec 1, 2017 |
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I spit in the bathroom because I don't spit in meetings.
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Sickening posted:Well wherever this started from it reached Texas a long time ago. It will eventually spread to wherever you are. Monkey see monkey do. Am from Austin, can confirm more than a handful of people do this and It Is Weird
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Sickening posted:And people expect people to poo poo in the bathroom. Its just bizzare for someone to be hocking up spit in this strange ritual before they pee. It just doesn't serve any purpose outside of just being a weirdo. I can only explain it as this weird, learned behavior.
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vibur posted:They do this because some people just have to live with an excess amount of phlegm or have allergies or whatever and standing at the urinal is a time to do it that is both convenient and socially acceptable.
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Anyone else getting hosed by the centurylink 1-800 outage?
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Centurylink? Down again? Surely not.
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devmd01 posted:Anyone else getting hosed by the centurylink 1-800 outage? A number of our offices lost external calling, which was fun. I barely know you, yet I already hate you CenturyLink. Are they still down? We failed over to an alternate provider a while ago.
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Sickening posted:Speaking of urinals, can all of you that feel this weird need to spit in the urinal before you pee stop? This is the strangest mimicked behavior. At least mimicked behavior is the worst of your bathroom worries? There are far worse.
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devmd01 posted:Anyone else getting hosed by the centurylink 1-800 outage? Yeeeep we were!
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Speaking of, a common bathroom configuration is to have a child urinal then two adult urinals along the wall, in this configuration: xXX We all know how this works, the first person to approach takes urinal 3. The second person then has to chose between standing directly next to another person or using the kids urinal, and eventually opts for #1. Why can't they just make the configuration XxX instead?
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My favorite urinal configuration is one giant long trough at roughly child urinal height.
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Paladine_PSoT posted:Speaking of, a common bathroom configuration is to have a child urinal then two adult urinals along the wall, in this configuration: xXX Who fuckin' cares. Unzip and piss, preferably in the urinal.
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Paladine_PSoT posted:Speaking of, a common bathroom configuration is to have a child urinal then two adult urinals along the wall, in this configuration: xXX Do you want a kid to go into a public bathroom and go between 2 strangers?
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pixaal posted:Do you want a kid to go into a public bathroom and go between 2 strangers? Literally happens all the time.
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pixaal posted:Do you want a kid to go into a public bathroom and go between 2 strangers? Who fuckin' cares. Unzip and piss (preferably in the urinal).
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Nothing like pissin' at a sports stadium
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Contracting dev company is quoting 4 hours to change a favicon and a copyright footer.
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Eat poo poo Azure, next time don't advertise the NV series as being available in a region then lock people out of them, if I have to tear down this project and rebuild it in another region I will tear your data centers apart with my bear hands
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hihifellow posted:Eat poo poo Azure, next time don't advertise the NV series as being available in a region then lock people out of them, if I have to tear down this project and rebuild it in another region I will tear your data centers apart with my bear hands Holy poo poo Microsoft, you best get your poo poo together. This guy has bear hands. Like, with six fingers and claws. That's scary as gently caress!
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hihifellow posted:my bear hands How the gently caress do you type with bear hands?
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Oh come on guys I don't know why your giving him such a hard time it's not like you're grammar is perfect
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Avenging_Mikon posted:How the gently caress do you type with bear hands? Carefully, and with a large stock of replacement keyboards
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hihifellow posted:Eat poo poo Azure, next time don't advertise the NV series as being available in a region then lock people out of them, if I have to tear down this project and rebuild it in another region I will tear your data centers apart with my bear hands https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHambDDVhFQ
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MC Fruit Stripe posted:Oh come on guys I don't know why your giving him such a hard time it's not like you're grammar is perfect I am not grammar, perfect or not!
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MC Fruit Stripe posted:Oh come on guys I don't know why your giving him such a hard time it's not like you're grammar is perfect Because it's a fun joke.
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Avenging_Mikon posted:How the gently caress do you type with bear hands?  only on the hands on this guy
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MC Fruit Stripe posted:Oh come on guys I don't know why your giving him such a hard time it's not like you're grammar is perfect Or HR lady uses that stupid Grammarly program and everyone makes fun of her terribly worded and hard to read emails
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I like the MS Word feature that basically says “hey dickhead, don’t use so many words here”
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Methylethylaldehyde posted:
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