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devmd01
Mar 7, 2006

Elektronik
Supersonik
Our help desk manager recently left to "pursue a personal business opportunity."

I found out today that it's cryptocurrencies.

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MC Fruit Stripe
Nov 26, 2002

around and around we go
See him in a month!

Sepist
Dec 26, 2005

FUCK BITCHES, ROUTE PACKETS

Gravy Boat 2k

ghostinmyshell posted:

Does anyone have any Suddenlink business stories they want to share? I just started somewhere and dealing with these guys is kind of a joke. I thought CenturyLink was the worst but I guess not.

Suddenlink was purchased by Altice which also purchased Cablevision, my former awesome consulting job. They completely gutted the company, run it incredibly lean and let customer service lack in favor of higher profit margins. Avoid

adorai
Nov 2, 2002

10/27/04 Never forget
Grimey Drawer
On the bank chat, most of the shitiness discussed earlier is related to the sale of mortgages to third parties. A lot of banks sell loans to Fannie mae or Freddie Mac, and they have to prove that they adhered to their underwriting standards.

Sickening
Jul 16, 2007

Black summer was the best summer.

MC Fruit Stripe posted:

See him in a month!

So many people in my office are spending large sums of money on this stuff right now and all I can do is shake my head. The crash happens every loving time and this one is just going to hit some people hard.

22 Eargesplitten
Oct 10, 2010



Sickening posted:

So many people in my office are spending large sums of money on this stuff right now and all I can do is shake my head. The crash happens every loving time and this one is just going to hit some people hard.

I think it was in the Bad With Money thread there was a screencap of some realtor's profanity-laced Twitter freakout when he did a huge margin call on Bitcoin right before it took a 20% hit.

It's also the Bad With Money thread where a banker goon had a client who came in with a bunch of bitcoin he had gotten from selling a friend a $6,000 car in the early 2010s and was wondering what to do with it. Last we heard the client had been transferred to a higher level banker because he was making $10,000 every couple of days (transfer limit from the exchange) with no end in sight. A Bitcoin feel-good story.

mewse
May 2, 2006

Days after the macos root bug I've taken on a macbook pro and need to reset the admin password somehow with next to no experience supporting macs.

This means googling "blank macos admin password" turns up a bunch of news items on the root bug rather than how-tos on how to reset admin locally.

:ughh:

ChubbyThePhat
Dec 22, 2006

Who nico nico needs anyone else

mewse posted:

Days after the macos root bug I've taken on a macbook pro and need to reset the admin password somehow with next to no experience supporting macs.

This means googling "blank macos admin password" turns up a bunch of news items on the root bug rather than how-tos on how to reset admin locally.

:ughh:

Generally you do this by booting into single-user mode (hold command+s during boot up) and resetting it from there.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Sepist posted:

They completely gutted the company, run it incredibly lean and let customer service lack in favor of higher profit margins. Avoid

every_telco_acquisition_ever.txt

mewse
May 2, 2006

ChubbyThePhat posted:

Generally you do this by booting into single-user mode (hold command+s during boot up) and resetting it from there.

Found some instructions, thanks!

ChubbyThePhat
Dec 22, 2006

Who nico nico needs anyone else

mewse posted:

Found some instructions, thanks!

:cheers:

I checked my, roughly, 3 cents in bitcoins. Still worth about 3 cents. Living the dream, friends.

Super Slash
Feb 20, 2006

You rang ?

Sickening posted:

So many people in my office are spending large sums of money on this stuff right now and all I can do is shake my head. The crash happens every loving time and this one is just going to hit some people hard.

What the hell man has someone been passing around the cool aid lately?
Like three guys here have gotten in to it to the point where one of them bought a hardware wallet, and another 'dun goofed because he tried to do a conversion between Bitcoin and Ethereum for extra monies but did it the wrong way around.

The Fool
Oct 16, 2003


Super Slash posted:

What the hell man has someone been passing around the cool aid lately?
Like three guys here have gotten in to it to the point where one of them bought a hardware wallet, and another 'dun goofed because he tried to do a conversion between Bitcoin and Ethereum for extra monies but did it the wrong way around.

The koolaid:

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




gently caress cryptocurrencies and Bitcoin in particular.

This has been a CLAM DOWN post.

MrMoo
Sep 14, 2000

I've spent two days moving numbers on a screen because BitCoin has been so volatile this week, ±1,800 each day :f5:

22 Eargesplitten
Oct 10, 2010



CLAM DOWN posted:

gently caress cryptocurrencies and Bitcoin in particular.

This has been a CLAM DOWN post.

QTIYD.

Cryptocurrencies are bad for the environment with how much power they use and they’re bad for my wallet because they make graphics cards cost twice as much.

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
For a while AWS actually pegged the cost of their compute instances according to the value of a bitcoin because they didn't want to become a farm for that.

Or so I hear, It would have been a long time ago when it was feasible to mine bitcoins without 50k worth of asic hardware

devmd01
Mar 7, 2006

Elektronik
Supersonik
Current Friday status: all project work on schedule, all meetings for next week scheduled, all Change controls in, all incidents resolved, and the team knows I won’t be reachable for the next 24 hours. :c00l:

in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

Methanar posted:

For a while AWS actually pegged the cost of their compute instances according to the value of a bitcoin because they didn't want to become a farm for that.

Or so I hear, It would have been a long time ago when it was feasible to mine bitcoins without 50k worth of asic hardware

More that miners bid up spot price to break even with btc; arbitrage, basically. It tracked the listed prices on exchanges at the time.

Sepist
Dec 26, 2005

FUCK BITCHES, ROUTE PACKETS

Gravy Boat 2k
Well some bright news. I had HR pull my contract and thankfully my bonus guarantee did not have a billable % clause so they're going to honor it. Still leaving once the house closes though.

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

I'm close to finishing my bachelor's in IT from an accredited college with a concentration in security. I wanna do pen test/security auditing stuff for a living. Should I go on to graduate school, find a job, try to get sec certs, none of these, some of these, or all of these.

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

KildarX posted:

I'm close to finishing my bachelor's in IT from an accredited college with a concentration in security. I wanna do pen test/security auditing stuff for a living. Should I go on to graduate school, find a job, try to get sec certs, none of these, some of these, or all of these.

All. At the same time.

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer

Avenging_Mikon posted:

All. At the same time.

This is the right answer

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

Avenging_Mikon posted:

All. At the same time.

Ah well fook. Is it hard to grab an entry level position doing security stuff?

The Fool
Oct 16, 2003


In my experience, security positions are not entry level.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



The Fool posted:

In my experience, security positions are not entry level.

Eh, you might get into a "Watch the blinky lights and alarm queue and then open tickets" position in a SOC

22 Eargesplitten
Oct 10, 2010



What does a master’s do for you in this field? I’d say skip grad school.

H110Hawk
Dec 28, 2006

Internet Explorer posted:

This is an email from Microsoft that one of my users got for their personal Outlook.com account.



Like, no joke, not a phishing attempt. Microsoft disabled syncing on his iPhone to encourage him to try to use their Outlook app. It was actually disabled, he couldn't send or receive emails on his iPhone.

I mean, that's pretty loving brazen.

What the gently caress? Did you call their support and demand an explanation?

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

Our posts

H110Hawk posted:

What the gently caress? Did you call their support and demand an explanation?

It was a personal account. This didn't happen to O365 orgs.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



22 Eargesplitten posted:

What does a master’s do for you in this field? I’d say skip grad school.

You don't have to skip it, but look for a job concurrently if you're set on a Masters.

I can say we filled a mid-level security position with an applicant that had a lot of practical work experience over several candidates with M.S. degrees but very little to no work experience. The one who got the job had some good high-level certs, but those didn't factor as much as the experience did.

skipdogg
Nov 29, 2004
Resident SRT-4 Expert

KildarX posted:

I wanna do pen test/security auditing stuff for a living. Should I go on to graduate school, find a job, try to get sec certs, none of these, some of these, or all of these.

You sure you want to do this? It's not as sexy or glamorous as most people think it is. What sort of IT background do you have?

Some of the top infosec folks have little to no college education. If you're looking for a corporate gig the education can come in handy during the hiring process.

Infosec is generally dull and boring. The guys at my company read reports generated by automated tools, write reports, policy, and powerpoints, fight to try to make folks compliant with an alphabet soup of security frameworks. I wouldn't trade places with them for double the salary.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



skipdogg posted:

Infosec is generally dull and boring. The guys at my company read reports generated by automated tools, write reports, policy, and powerpoints, fight to try to make folks compliant with an alphabet soup of security frameworks. I wouldn't trade places with them for double the salary.

Entry level, which is pretty much what you're describing, is dull and boring. That's true across a lot of IT.

Working with a company that fights tooth and nail against every initiative is frustrating, but that's less being "security" and more being in a poo poo company. You know how you get them to stop fighting you if you're stuck in a compliance role? You make god damned sure all your findings and recommendations are recorded. Email works well for that. Then you watch them suffer failure. After paying fines or having a merchant account suspended, they tend to be more receptive.

If you stick it out and learn things, it can be wildly interesting and fun. My job is basically figuring out how to break things and then figure out how to stop it from happening. Or at least provide data generated and methodology used to the people who can stop it. And I enjoy doing it.

EDIT: Oh, he mentioned pen-testing. OK, that's dull and boring I agree. Most companies use pre-packaged suites and little analysis. There are some good and interesting firms, but they're ridiculously hard to get a job at. In my case I break the stuff we make, or the solutions we design for customers, or the architecture used to support the customers. That's fun for me because it's always something new.

Proteus Jones fucked around with this message at 06:48 on Dec 2, 2017

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




Most infosec roles are not nearly as glamourous as you may think. It's endless documents, policies, audits, meetings, calls, spreadsheets, even the pentesting side. If you want to get into infosec, make sure you genuinely find a passion for it and you're ready to start at a very basic level. Get ready for a lot of training, practice, and self teaching.

DELETE CASCADE
Oct 25, 2017

i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003

22 Eargesplitten posted:

What does a master’s do for you in this field?

about $30,000/yr

22 Eargesplitten posted:

I’d say skip grad school.

i'd say skip this poster's opinions

22 Eargesplitten
Oct 10, 2010



He says, in this thread full of people who are making six figures with at most a bachelors (and a lot who don’t even have that). So how about something other than a big sounding number thrown out with nothing to back it up?

The only job postings I have seen asking for a MS are either the kind with ridiculously high qualifications or more R&D type stuff. In school, I asked the professors if there was a benefit to getting a masters, and they said only if you wanted to be a teacher or go into the science side of things rather than the practical applications. Were you saying that a master's gets you a $30,000 position as an adjunct?

Wow, you have two posts in this thread. Both of which are attempts at sick burns.

22 Eargesplitten fucked around with this message at 07:28 on Dec 2, 2017

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


22 Eargesplitten posted:

He says, in this thread full of people who are making six figures with at most a bachelors (and a lot who don’t even have that). So how about something other than a big sounding number thrown out with nothing to back it up?

The only job postings I have seen asking for a MS are either the kind with ridiculously high qualifications or more R&D type stuff. In school, I asked the professors if there was a benefit to getting a masters, and they said only if you wanted to be a teacher or go into the science side of things rather than the practical applications. Were you saying that a master's gets you a $30,000 position as an adjunct?

Wow, you have two posts in this thread. Both of which are attempts at sick burns.

I make 200k and I got a ged. I also live in Texas as a remote worker. Ama

I’m also holding a EU passport so I can bolt when trump really fucks this place up.

Gucci Loafers
May 20, 2006

Ask yourself, do you really want to talk to pair of really nice gaudy shoes?


jaegerx posted:

I make 200k and I got a ged. I also live in Texas as a remote worker. Ama

I’m also holding a EU passport so I can bolt when trump really fucks this place up.

what exactly do you work on day to day?

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




Tab8715 posted:

what exactly do you work on day to day?

He jerks off to furry porn

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


Tab8715 posted:

what exactly do you work on day to day?

I implement large scale infrastructure. From openstack to openshift. I’m mostly redhat now. Previously I’d deploy anything they paid me for. Wanna run 500 servers+ in a cluster way I’m your guy.

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jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


CLAM DOWN posted:

He jerks off to furry porn

That’s only at lunch break

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