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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

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Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

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AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

DiggityDoink posted:

Wow that sure is a funny picture to accompany your hot take.

Shrapnig posted:

Thank you for your contribution.

:jerkbag:

The MSJ
May 17, 2010


This does look like a group of men who love beating off together. They’re even enemies of the “Southside Serpents”.

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

As long as there weren't​ five of them.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Pookah posted:



I like runny eggs.

This eggcellent joke did not get the recognition it deserved

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

kreyla posted:

Watching this was surreal and upsetting and i can't imagine watching the whole movie. I feel like I need to hug puppies and cry in the corner and thats just after the goddamn trailer.



I wonder if the name of that painting has contributed to a lot of people thinking calvary is how you spell cavalry?

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Jerry Cotton posted:

I wonder if the name of that painting has contributed to a lot of people thinking calvary is how you spell cavalry?

or the large number of churches with calvary in their make

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

RFC2324 posted:

or the large number of churches with calvary in their make

wät

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418


https://calvarychapel.com/

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


wät

Doctor Malaver
May 23, 2007

Ce qui s'est passé t'a rendu plus fort
On the subject of Bruegel, check out Metallica's Until It Sleeps. Some scenes are taken directly from his paintings.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3WIHtOmkBg

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Holy poo poo there's eyes everywhere

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Karate Bastard posted:

Holy poo poo there's eyes everywhere

Yeah that's what it feels like to be a woman in public.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Ew that's gross!

John Mirra
Dec 18, 2005

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005


Calvary is a place in the Bible

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

They're smart enough that they can recognise and remember individual humans so if you befriend them they won't attack you. The local magpies love me and come zooming in from all over the neighbourhood when I step out the door because I slip them the occasional bit of mince meat but they completely ignore my housemates.

Whichever magpie that's assigned to watch the area that includes my house that day does the "Oh poo poo, get over here!" song when it spots me so the other magpies within earshot know to head over.

Cash bribes also work

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Zero One posted:

Cash bribes also work



I've heard a single dollar bill means your car is gonna get stolen

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Pastry of the Year posted:

I've heard a single dollar bill means your car is gonna get stolen

Dolla bill in the morning
Driver take warning

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Calvary is where the mounted soldiers ride up the mount of olives to kill jesus

As is my understanding

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Jose Valasquez posted:

Calvary is a place in the Bible

Yes I know that was kind of :thejoke:

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Jerry Cotton posted:

Yes I know that was kind of :thejoke:

Idgi

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!

cash crab posted:

This eggcellent joke did not get the recognition it deserved

I'd give it a standing ovation.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

ol qwerty bastard posted:

I'd give it a standing ovation.

go to a dungeon

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





cash crab posted:

This eggcellent joke did not get the recognition it deserved

ol qwerty bastard posted:

I'd give it a standing ovation.

You're both eggshellent


:haw:

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


You all are the wurst.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Did I do that right?

poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich
This gag won't be over easy.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
These puns are scrambling my brain :saddowns:

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

This is your brain on drugs, any questions?

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


[quote="“poptart_fairy”" post="“478976974”"]
This gag won’t be over easy.
[/quote]

Well, I shelled out money for these forums, I expect a joke or two.

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer

cash crab posted:

Well, I shelled out money for these forums, I expect a jokeyolk or two.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer

Huh, didn't expect that going into Life of Pi.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Cat's too ignorant to know that it should have drawn out a pentagram with the dirt in order to summon the Demons of MeowMix.

poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich

cash crab posted:

Well, I shelled out money for these forums, I expect a joke or two.

Yolk's on you, buddy.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Those were some egg-shell-ent puns

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Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.
https://i.imgur.com/nP0uKKO.gifv

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