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Elohssa Gib
Aug 30, 2006

Easily Amused
Is it just me or does that look like Hayden Panettiere?

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Chachi posted:

Crossposting from the funny pictures thread


Cliffy B is an insufferable ballbag and his game's catastrophic failure is heartwarming.

Lawbreakers isn't even a bad game. I played it in the free weekend a couple of weeks ago. It's dead, not because it's bad, but because it has a core mechanic (how to move in zero-G) that it doesn't explain to the players. So the one out of three hundred players that figures out how to do it dominates those sections of the game, everyone else has no idea why they're constantly dying, and stop playing. Then the one player who figured it out then has no one to play against, so they stop playing as well.

Xequecal
Jun 14, 2005

Malachite_Dragon posted:

On... what loving grounds? :psyduck: He was caught by two witnesses raping the girl behind a dumpster, as I recall. What possible evidence could he have to appeal?

E: Having read it: For real, dude? "It happened near a three-sided bin, not behind a dumpster! Therefore" :downsgun:

The two guys that caught him raping the girl were Swedish foreign exchange students. If he gets his case overturned on a technicality he can hope that they are back in Sweden and thus are unable to testify against him at the new trial.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Xequecal posted:

The two guys that caught him raping the girl were Swedish foreign exchange students. If he gets his case overturned on a technicality he can hope that they are back in Sweden and thus are unable to testify against him at the new trial.

Finally, the one good use for GoFundMe.

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

The funny part is that even if he won the whole country knows his name and his stupid face is infamous everywhere. The sexual predator moniker will follow him around the rest of his life no matter what.

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

Mu Zeta posted:

The funny part is that even if he won the whole country knows his name and his stupid face is infamous everywhere. The sexual predator moniker will follow him around the rest of his life no matter what.

Hell he could be a Senator, or President!

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Jeffrey Dahmer posted:

Alternative fiction for Resistance idiots.

whose re-reg are you?

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Proteus Jones posted:

God drat. Even the birds commit suicide from the boredom.

Even the birds in Australia don't stay down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJiUgI520qQ

EDIT:

When you absolutely cannot gently caress up to win. If they get bowled out or someone catches, the match is over. Stats are against Aus.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfkfA4-j1Nk

EDIT 2: Schaden is on me actually watching cricket:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAvppR-rgeY

Humphreys has a new favorite as of 13:48 on Dec 3, 2017

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
https://twitter.com/ABC/status/937089947126902784

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007


Man gets 4 weeks suspension for mistake? Is that the Schaden? Or the Freude? Or what? Is Brian Ross a jerk or something?

Maybe YOU should be suspended for bad reporting :colbert:

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
https://i.imgur.com/xjnaL5A.mp4

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

On one hand, accurate reporting is important and there should be real consequences and public admission of failures.

On the other hand, just lol if anyone thinks there's any kind of consistency at ABC, let alone across the entire news reporting industry.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


https://i.imgur.com/QLu8A49.mp4

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
https://i.imgur.com/Jle4tdd.gifv
Someone tried to go back in time to change the timeline so Trump never gets the sports almanac and gets elected president.

https://i.imgur.com/dfMUJ4a.gifv

https://www.instagram.com/p/BcK2SLGlGxb/
Guy falls asleep on NYC subway, and another passenger climbs all over him

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

This is amazing.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Hahahaha!

I brought my Drake
Jul 10, 2014

These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.

Cpt_Obvious posted:

Man gets 4 weeks suspension for mistake? Is that the Schaden? Or the Freude? Or what? Is Brian Ross a jerk or something?

From the NYT article about it: "Brian Ross, the chief investigative correspondent for ABC News, has been suspended for four weeks without pay after incorrectly reporting that Michael T. Flynn, the former national security adviser, would testify that President Trump had directed him to make contact with Russian officials while Mr. Trump was still a candidate, the network announced on Saturday."

I think it wasn't so much telling a lie as tipping the hand.

Elohssa Gib
Aug 30, 2006

Easily Amused

Field Mousepad posted:

This is amazing.

Hate to be a downer but I'm pretty sure this is staged.

Aerdan
Apr 14, 2012

Not Dennis NEDry

queserasera posted:

From the NYT article about it: "Brian Ross, the chief investigative correspondent for ABC News, has been suspended for four weeks without pay after incorrectly reporting that Michael T. Flynn, the former national security adviser, would testify that President Trump had directed him to make contact with Russian officials while Mr. Trump was still a candidate, the network announced on Saturday."

I think it wasn't so much telling a lie as tipping the hand.

Misreporting is serious business...but other reportage is saying Flynn reported to Kushner, not Trump himself. ABC News is dinging him for potentially exposing them to a slander suit that they'd lose if his original assertion were false.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Grey Fox posted:

On one hand, accurate reporting is important and there should be real consequences and public admission of failures.

On the other hand, just lol if anyone thinks there's any kind of consistency at ABC, let alone across the entire news reporting industry.
Conspiracy probably not, but I'm sure everyone loving hates Trump and wants him to go down in flames ASAP.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

mobby_6kl posted:

Conspiracy probably not, but I'm sure everyone loving hates Trump and wants him to go down in flames ASAP.

Trump sees himself as a Caesar but everyone else sees him as a Caligula. Either way, same result. :v:

Just as long as he's not a Nero ...

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
We are 2/2 on stadium implosion schadenfreude.

https://twitter.com/WAFB/status/937330344721833984

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I definitely wouldn't want to be the guy they send in to plant more explosives there.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Surely this is a chance to put some of our tax dollars to work and simultaneously support our men and women in uniform by sending in a battalion of tanks or squadron of attack helicopters to finish the job.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
Nonsense. First you have to call in Godzilla, then you call in the choppers and tanks.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Trump sees himself as a Caesar but everyone else sees him as a Caligula. Either way, same result. :v:

Just as long as he's not a Nero ...

Nero was a competent administrator.

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Trump sees himself as a Caesar but everyone else sees him as a Caligula. Either way, same result. :v:

Just as long as he's not a Nero ...

I don't think his hands are sized for fiddling.

Just about right for diddling, though.

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012



GrandpaPants posted:

I don't think his hands are sized for fiddling.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

GrandpaPants posted:

I don't think his hands are sized for fiddling.

Just about right for diddling, though.

:tif:

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.

Moon Patrol HD looking good!

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Volcott posted:

Nero was a competent administrator.

Apparently his first six months were actually really good. Also there's a theory that Nero wasn't as bad as the history books make out (he was still a Roman Emperor so he was corrupt as gently caress) and that the historians of the time painted the picture of a raving lunatic.


GrandpaPants posted:

I don't think his hands are sized for fiddling.

Just about right for diddling, though.

Apparently Nero read poetry while Rome burned, still not something that ol' Smooth Brain can accomplish

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Testekill posted:

Apparently his first six months were actually really good. Also there's a theory that Nero wasn't as bad as the history books make out (he was still a Roman Emperor so he was corrupt as gently caress) and that the historians of the time painted the picture of a raving lunatic.

I think most of what we know about the Caesars is from Suetonius and he just kinda slammed everyone that his employers didn't like or had grudges against their old families or what not. I'm sure that's a gross oversimplification, but I've had a few people tell me it's basically the best info we have on those emperors, but it's like reading the gossip column of an entertainment magazine.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless




Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

canyoneer posted:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BcK2SLGlGxb/
Guy falls asleep on NYC subway, and another passenger climbs all over him

Why the gently caress would you turn the camera away at the exact moment everyone wants to see goddamnit. Guess the Schad is on me

BovineFury
Oct 28, 2007
I moo for great justice!
They get younger and younger. :( :supaburn:

http://www.khou.com/news/nc-mothers-warning-youtube-fire-challenge-lands-son-in-burn-unit/496346773

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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The mom's right. That poor kid is gonna get picked on to hell and back. That sucks.

A FUCKIN CANARY!!
Nov 9, 2005


quote:

and make sure his face is shiny, so he had Vaseline on it

People... shine themselves... with Vaseline now??

I guess I finally have my answer for why people in GIFs seem to be so much more flammable than regular humans.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Solice Kirsk posted:

I think most of what we know about the Caesars is from Suetonius and he just kinda slammed everyone that his employers didn't like or had grudges against their old families or what not. I'm sure that's a gross oversimplification, but I've had a few people tell me it's basically the best info we have on those emperors, but it's like reading the gossip column of an entertainment magazine.

Reading history from Ancient Rome is hard as balls because there were no standards or "peer review" for anything, so historians would gleefully invent bullshit about people they hated.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Testekill posted:

Apparently his first six months were actually really good. Also there's a theory that Nero wasn't as bad as the history books make out (he was still a Roman Emperor so he was corrupt as gently caress) and that the historians of the time painted the picture of a raving lunatic.

Apparently Nero read poetry while Rome burned, still not something that ol' Smooth Brain can accomplish

Yeah, as the successor of Claudius and the last member of the first dynasty of Roman Emperors, there was a lot of justification for historians (especially Suetonius) to play fast and loose with the facts if it would make the sitting Emperor look better in comparison.

The most compelling account of the Great Fire comes from Tacitus, who says Nero wasn't even in Rome at the time; when he heard about the fire, he rushed back and opened public buildings and his private holdings to accommodate refugees, and personally organized relief efforts. I somehow have an even harder time imagining Trump doing that.

(The contemporary rumors that he'd had the fire set in order to clear land for a planned palace are somewhat undercut by the fact that the fire started on the wrong side of the Palatine Hill and substantially damaged one of his favorite existing holdings.)

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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That practice was probably considered super progressive for the time, coming after thousands of years of Egyptian precedent of straight-up damnatio memoriae.

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