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PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Rough Lobster posted:

drat man, your warclan rediscovered fire? Nice, congrats. My guys are still at pointy stick levels. Got room for another warboy?

There's always room for more, brother.

You must accept our sacred text that limits our technological progression though: those that attempt to create social media shall be flayed alive

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Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

Extra Large Marge posted:

Well who steaming Trumps pants these days?

Trump's copious, overflowing fast food-induced shits.

brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I loving hope that Trump one day tries to fire a nuclear missile at NK completely unprovoked and everybody just refuses, and invokes the 25th amendment.

Of course that would mean a Pence presidency, but I just want Trump humiliated.

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
Trump desperately needs a war to make himself popular again.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Avirosb posted:

Trump desperately needs a war to make himself popular again.

True and scary

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
lmao he's retweeting all his shitposts from the past few hours on the official POTUS account.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

TotalLossBrain posted:

lmao he's retweeting all his shitposts from the past few hours on the official POTUS account.

yeah he always does that

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo


what?

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


i'd love to meet garrison because he must just speak in word salad.

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


*The president threatens to jail his political opponents, rain nuclear fire on neutral countries, is being actively investigated for treason, and railing openly against the Fourth Estate*

Yes, he always does that.

Tax Inductions
Jul 9, 2007

I carry refreshments to the good guys
I made the good guys some home fries

Shiva the destroyer for senate? I like where this is going...

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006


Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
I'm the gradient tie.

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
Also, I wasn't aware that Pocahontas came from India.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari

Holy gently caress

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014



they're...that's...it's not the same thing...lol

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.


I thought he dropped out.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


he's running as an independent. nobody here is gonna vote for him.

republicans talking about the swamp and poo poo is the most bizarre gaslighting. you guys are all alligators lmao

Romes128
Dec 28, 2008


Fun Shoe

Aaaahahahahahahahaa

Bob NewSCART
Feb 1, 2012

Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

StupidSexyVaultGuy posted:

REPORT: The rear end is fat. Why not done? GET THE MACHINE!!!

Lmfao

Yardbomb
Jul 11, 2011

What's with the eh... bretonnian dance, sir?


jfc

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

poisonpill posted:

*The president threatens to jail his political opponents, rain nuclear fire on neutral countries, is being actively investigated for treason, and railing openly against the Fourth Estate*

Yes, he always does that.

well, he does do most of those things, but he's not being investigated for treason and saying that's idiotic. isn't it cool how FLYNN has distracted from things people can actually maybe affect, like calling in to support net neutrality and stuff like that?

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari

Groovelord Neato posted:

they're...that's...it's not the same thing...lol

shhh shhhh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6ens0G_Upc

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

HAHAHA

Also I've never heard of this guy, but my limited knowledge of Hinduism reminds me that Shiva is the god of destruction. Keep this guy away from all sharps and do not permit him to dance, as it will destroy the cosmos.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
*as civil liberties and the economy are destroyed* i bet the fbi, champion of the poor, will save us

Bob NewSCART
Feb 1, 2012

Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

corn in the bible posted:

*as civil liberties and the economy are destroyed* i bet the fbi, champion of the poor, will save us

There is literally no other hope left and there is no hope even in that

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
the fbi is well known as a supporter of me, the proletariat worker and of unions and freedom

thatguy
Feb 5, 2003
ahahahaha

Whoever called McConnell saying "the voters have spoken", he's already saying that before the election even happens

Svensken
May 29, 2010
I think there might be a bug in this simulation, all the movies tell me the FBI are supposed to be the corrupt ones.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007



haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






The FBI tried to convince Martin Luther King Jr. to commit suicide by blackmailing him with tapes of him banging white women lmao

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
This Shiva guy really has it in for Warren




He also claims to have invented email.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

what the hell is wrong with america did it get kicked in the head by a horse or something

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009


love when idiots make their political opponents look cool as gently caress

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Brother Entropy posted:

love when idiots make their political opponents look cool as gently caress

Tykkää

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


hahah i never made the connection that shiva is the guy that sued techdirt cuz they (rightfully) said he lied about inventing email.

Svensken
May 29, 2010

Is this supposed to make me NOT want to vote for Communist Wonder Woman Elizabeth Warren?

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Brother Entropy posted:

love when idiots make their political opponents look cool as gently caress

Seriously, rockin body and she is for progress? Sign me up.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

bloom posted:

He also claims to have invented email.

Holy crap, he's this guy?
The Guy Who Claims He Invented Email Just Lost His Bogus Lawsuit

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Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

TontoCorazon posted:

Seriously, rockin body and she is for progress? Sign me up.

no, don't be fooled! it's not normal progress, it's the backwards letters that all those damned ruskies write in

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