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Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

why win when u can lose
-the democrats

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Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

Vox Nihili posted:

Smash the mods, smash the chains, smash urself (get smashed)

That reminds me i still have like three and a half bottles of whiskey

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

altho they did recently win

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

Turdfuzz posted:

why win when u can lose
-the democrats

please give us money for this weekly deadline that's very important to us for some reason

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Turdfuzz posted:

altho they did recently win

but they didn't learn

https://twitter.com/CarlBeijer/status/936998208575766528

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
doug jones would win if he beat up a reporter or threw a brick thru roy moores window or something

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

he should just call roy moore a dumb fat bitch

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Leftists are too busy worrying about (((kale)))

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
in the future all conservative candidates are going to be required to have committed at least one terrorism against a libcuck so the dems better get ready

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

a dumb fat pedo bitch rear end gently caress face

sector_corrector
Jan 18, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

Turdfuzz posted:

why win when u can lose
-the democrats

Losing is the most decorous thing that one can do.

Actually that kind of sounds like a Smiths lyric.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

https://twitter.com/georgeokc/status/267672816353173506

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
get a skywriter to write "roy moore fucks kids"

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
How many IKs are there atm

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

TheBigAristotle posted:

How many IKs are there atm

too many

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

TheBigAristotle posted:

How many IKs are there atm

not enough, let's get huey long up in here

EVERY POSTER AN IDIOT KING

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

sector_corrector posted:

Losing is the most decorous thing that one can do.

Actually that kind of sounds like a Smiths lyric.

yer new av is good

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/516603715755986945

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


redneck nazgul posted:

not enough, let's get huey long up in here

EVERY POSTER AN IDIOT KING

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


this just in, tromp squizeled lady liberty into a cumshit.

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




This one is a real thunker

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

TheBigAristotle posted:

How many IKs are there atm

everyone is an IK irl

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

trump broke the oval office toilet this is a real thing his fat old bitch rear end did

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/937548508084752384

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

GrimGypsy posted:

trump broke the oval office toilet this is a real thing his fat old bitch rear end did

Trump launching toilet breaking powered shits makes me respect him more than anything he has yet done.

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

GrimGypsy posted:

trump broke the oval office toilet this is a real thing his fat old bitch rear end did

rear end was too big. too wet

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




sloppo posted:

rear end was too big. too wet

there is no such thing

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
rudy guiltyliani big wet fbi

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

The Snoo posted:

there is no such thing

trump

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



ScrubLeague posted:

please give us money for this weekly deadline that's very important to us for some reason

lol remember hundreds of years ago when ossoff's campaign sent out a bunch of last-minute fliers that literally were just telling their donors / volunteers they might as well give up

dem messaging couldn't be worse if they tried

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Hey kim, deal with this

*goatses rear end in a top hat and launches korean peninsula engulfing movement*

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
I bet all the fast food lubricates his lower colon like a well maintained rifle.

Fix
Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON


"He says he has three daughters and a young son and clarifies that he does not hump mannequins."

Hardly matters at this point, does it? It's out there. In the ether.

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/911175246853664768
wait a minute, did I totally miss this one? thats only a few months ago but I have no memory of it

Turbonormalization :thunk:

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
ice penis

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
i kinda wanna get some mannequins

NOT for humping

i just think it'd be cool to have one or two hangin around to put hats on. maybe freak people out

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
but hes cardboard ha ha ha

Vermain
Sep 5, 2006



if you haven't thought at least twice about getting up and humping a mannequin in full view of your friends & fellow consumers you're not a real human

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Baloogan posted:

but hes cardboard ha ha ha

i wonder if he's missed a day

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
i think we are too obsessed as a society woth what politicians are doing with their ice penises and not their policy!!!!

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