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Toblakai
Jul 11, 2017

Yo, guys, this game is never going to be released.And if what I am hearing (and can't share) is true, what comes next is even more astounding than land sales and key people exiting the project and is gonna blow your mind. Especially #3 of the things I heard and cannot share. Calling it now.

P.S Legal says I can share these puppies:

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Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





PederP posted:

In my son's social sciences class they got asked to give examples of out-of-the-ordinary internet communities for study (and the teacher asked them to please not pick 4chan). As the good boy he is, he mentions "the fans of that scam game, Star Citizen", which was immediately met by "that's not a scam! what proof do you have?" from someone in his class. Turns out he's got a cultist in his high school class. I'm prepping him to mention Derek Smart in any remotely relevant context. This could be good.

This is a "Sonic Says" PSA about how it's not nice to make fun of the mentally disabled in the making and I'm glad of it.

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler

PederP posted:

In my son's social sciences class they got asked to give examples of out-of-the-ordinary internet communities for study (and the teacher asked them to please not pick 4chan). As the good boy he is, he mentions "the fans of that scam game, Star Citizen", which was immediately met by "that's not a scam! what proof do you have?" from someone in his class. Turns out he's got a cultist in his high school class. I'm prepping him to mention Derek Smart in any remotely relevant context. This could be good.

Good parenting right here. I'm not sure they offer scholarships on trolling in real life, but he's got a future if you start him early.

Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe

D_Smart posted:

They won't. And they can't. That would hit them with a huge delivery liability. So I think that they're going to keep things as-is, while promoting it as crowd-funded early access. They've already laid the ground work for that, and Chris already hinted at it in several interviews these past months.

I literally mention the delivery liability the line above. Again, that's apart of the dumbfuck angle of 'Oh, we tried, here's all the good faith, but something this complex would cost any reasonable person more than we had'. People can't be blamed for failing, etc.

They're beginning to stretch reasonable definitions of development time, which means that it'll start becoming a running joke where it actually matters. You might think I mean something other than what I mean; I think they'll attempt to push whatever they have in the hope of getting the press boost when _all else has failed_ to move the needle.

They'll run out of tropes to cycle through at very least, and they're working on that very slippery faith thing that requires acceptance of a few different things, such as 'We're taking money without a deadline'.

In going back to my constant attempts to make this about stellar evolution, they'll have burned all their helium by the time they talk about release. Then it's just a matter of time before the novae begin.

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice

PederP posted:

In my son's social sciences class they got asked to give examples of out-of-the-ordinary internet communities for study (and the teacher asked them to please not pick 4chan). As the good boy he is, he mentions "the fans of that scam game, Star Citizen", which was immediately met by "that's not a scam! what proof do you have?" from someone in his class. Turns out he's got a cultist in his high school class. I'm prepping him to mention Derek Smart in any remotely relevant context. This could be good.

I am prepared to print, sign, and mail him a signed copy of The July Blog. Such bravery must be rewarded.

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ManofManyAliases
Mar 21, 2016
ToastOfManySmarts


Can't post for 3 hours!

Dusty Lens posted:

At the risk of exposing my sources I'm going to suggest that if there's anything CIG is extremely competent at it's going to be the law. By virtue of their proliferation of shell companies alone they've bodies on board that are proficient at tax and company law and I'll bet that no small portion of their business model is based on an understanding of what they're actually responsible for with their particular form of income solicitation.

I've no doubt that they're carefully monitoring the status of laws that pertain to how they bring in money, what they actually need to deliver with that money and how that money is taxed in order to avoid undue scrutiny. Star Citizen is routinely noted as being the most successful crowd funding campaign of all time and I'm certain that the laws that govern how such a system operates are as crouched in untested novelty.


This guy gets it.

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice

Hav posted:

I literally mention the delivery liability the line above. Again, that's apart of the dumbfuck angle of 'Oh, we tried, here's all the good faith, but something this complex would cost any reasonable person more than we had'. People can't be blamed for failing, etc.

They're beginning to stretch reasonable definitions of development time, which means that it'll start becoming a running joke where it actually matters. You might think I mean something other than what I mean; I think they'll attempt to push whatever they have in the hope of getting the press boost when _all else has failed_ to move the needle.

They'll run out of tropes to cycle through at very least, and they're working on that very slippery faith thing that requires acceptance of a few different things, such as 'We're taking money without a deadline'.

In going back to my constant attempts to make this about stellar evolution, they'll have burned all their helium by the time they talk about release. Then it's just a matter of time before the novae begin.

I agree with your assessment. I was only responding to the part of your post that I highlighted.

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Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe

PederP posted:

In my son's social sciences class they got asked to give examples of out-of-the-ordinary internet communities for study (and the teacher asked them to please not pick 4chan). As the good boy he is, he mentions "the fans of that scam game, Star Citizen", which was immediately met by "that's not a scam! what proof do you have?" from someone in his class. Turns out he's got a cultist in his high school class. I'm prepping him to mention Derek Smart in any remotely relevant context. This could be good.

#MGTOW is my goto.

It's literally a group of the saddest people ever.

D_Smart posted:

I agree with your assessment. I was only responding to the part of your post that I highlighted.

righty ho.

Toops
Nov 5, 2015

-find mood stabilizers
-also,

Hav posted:

Look at you and your understanding of the speed of light.

Dear CIG,
When you travel faster than light, you travel back in time. Therefore, when a player jumps to another system, how will that player ever see another player? Thank you, and I'll take my question off the air.

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

PederP posted:

In my son's social sciences class they got asked to give examples of out-of-the-ordinary internet communities for study (and the teacher asked them to please not pick 4chan). As the good boy he is, he mentions "the fans of that scam game, Star Citizen", which was immediately met by "that's not a scam! what proof do you have?" from someone in his class. Turns out he's got a cultist in his high school class. I'm prepping him to mention Derek Smart in any remotely relevant context. This could be good.

That's him, in the social sciences course.

A Neurotic Corncob
Nov 12, 2016

A light wind swept over the corn, and all nature laughed in the sunshine.
I'm gay.

ManofManyAliases
Mar 21, 2016
ToastOfManySmarts


Can't post for 3 hours!

D_Smart posted:

I am prepared to print, sign, and mail him a signed copy of The July Blog. Such bravery must be rewarded.

I must ask: does anyone deserve that kind of punishment? That is cruel and unusual.

OhDearGodNo
Jan 3, 2014

Last version for now


Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

Hav posted:

#MGTOW is my goto.

It's literally a group of the saddest people ever.

Worse than incels? Incels are pretty horrid.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

Dusty Lens posted:

But really I don't know anything about financial arbitration I just imagine that they spent a lot of time huddled around asking each other what they can get away with according to the letter of the law.

How indie film financing could shape the future of games

Ortwin actually wrote about what they can get away with, a lot of it was focused on imagining future mechanisms that might eventually exist to prevent "plain abuse".

quote:

Fahey, as many others before him, points to the inherent risks of crowd funding to badly burn backers as there is currently no ability for backers to distinguish "well-planned projects" from "disasters in-the-making."
....
However, as many commentators have pointed out, if crowd funding is to mature as an alternative funding source for games of all budget sizes, it will ultimately need to include safeguards against insufficient planning or plain abuse.
...
On the other hand, if crowd funding is to mature as a reliable method for customers to support the development of a favorite game via an early pre-buy (as opposed to an enthusiastic donation with uncertain outcome), then this method will require a vetting process of the proposed project to ensure that the development and delivery is properly planned and secured for the proposed amounts. This could indeed be accomplished by completion insurance complete with experts who vet the developer's schedule and budget, not unlike in the field of independent film production.

The collected funds should be handled by a collection agent or the insurance company itself, to be paid out pursuant to an approved cash flow. Any unforeseen changes in the development process would be reviewed and approved by experienced specialists who monitor that process - something very familiar in the film production process as well. The completion guarantor would assure that the project will either be delivered to the early buyers as promised, or return the funds. Based on the fees charged in the film business, the insurance premium for such a completion guarantee and associated monitoring would probably be around 5 to 7 percent of the development budget.

The only issue I see with everyone involved at CIG walking away from the burning studios without a care in the world, is that it would require a basic level of competence that I've never seen them display in any area, other than taking money from idiots.

Bofast
Feb 21, 2011

Grimey Drawer

BeefThief posted:

So is the game out yet?

If you mean out of date, sure

Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe

Raskolnikov posted:

Worse than incels? Incels are pretty horrid.

"Men go their own way". Technically it is the incels, but the slightly more bitter variant.

I'd link a startling twitter intersection between anime, MGTOW and rape jokes, but it's a goddamned sewer and although this thread is many things....

AP posted:

How indie film financing could shape the future of games

Ortwin actually wrote about what they can get away with, a lot of it was focused on imagining future mechanisms that might eventually exist to prevent "plain abuse".

He said that in a world where Uwe Boll existed.

Hav fucked around with this message at 17:57 on Dec 4, 2017

Golli
Jan 5, 2013



AP posted:

How indie film financing could shape the future of games

Ortwin actually wrote about what they can get away with, a lot of it was focused on imagining future mechanisms that might eventually exist to prevent "plain abuse".


The only issue I see with everyone involved at CIG walking away from the burning studios without a care in the world, is that it would require a basic level of competence that I've never seen them display in any area, other than taking money from idiots.

This is good for gaming.

Ortwin is teaching them a lesson. Once he walks away with all the cash, he's gonna say "I told you guys, but no one listened. Might as well be me who makes the money."

aleksendr
May 14, 2014

tooterfish posted:

Are you sure you read this part right?

Time dilation doesn't change your subjective experience of time. If you spent 10 years travelling from Earth at close to light speed, while 20 years might pass on Earth you'd still only experience 10 years subjectively.

If "the old man" is biologically 10 years older than the recruit, it's only possible for him to have 10 years more experience.

I may have got my numbers wrong. The scene in question happen in the last part of the novel, when the main character turn out to be the only non-homosexual member of the unit and a fight break out over the recruit calling him "An old queer". The recruit think William Mandella is an old decrepit, due to being over a few century old (relative) but in reality he is just 10 year older than the recruit and those last 10 years have been spend fighting on various missions and in intensive officer only virtual training, meanwhile the recruit is fresh out of boot camp.

i realise my first reference was not that clear. Sorry for the weird/bad english, its my 3rd language. I implied the advantage was that Mandella had a century of training, but in reality its the recruit who made the mistake of thinking a few century of relative time meant Mandella was very, very old and assumed in horrible shape, so an easy win. The reality being they only had 10 years difference, and those 10 years Mandella had spent in active deployment or training, despite him being nearly 700 years old (relative) by that time.

The whole thing was probbaly an allegory to "gay bashing" that was happening in the 70's and 80's before the aids epidemic where "strong, virile young men" would seek out fight with the gays to reasure themselve of their masculinity.

Golli
Jan 5, 2013



aleksendr posted:

I may have got my numbers wrong. The scene in question happen in the last part of the novel, when the main character turn out to be the only non-homosexual member of the unit and a fight break out over the recruit calling him "An old queer". The recruit think William Mandella is an old decrepit, due to being over a few century old (relative) but in reality he is just 10 year older than the recruit and those last 10 years have been spend fighting on various missions and in intensive officer only virtual training, meanwhile the recruit is fresh out of boot camp.

i realise my first reference was not that clear. Sorry for the weird/bad english, its my 3rd language. I implied the advantage was that Mandella had a century of training, but in reality its the recruit who made the mistake of thinking a few century of relative time meant Mandella was very, very old and assumed in horrible shape, so an easy win. The reality being they only had 10 years difference, and those 10 years Mandella had spent in active deployment or training, despite him being nearly 700 years old (relative) by that time.

The whole thing was probbaly an allegory to "gay bashing" that was happening in the 70's and 80's before the aids epidemic where "strong, virile young men" would seek out fight with the gays to reasure themselve of their masculinity.

He also had the benefit of computer-assisted (uploaded) military training (including martial arts) to get him up to speed in advances in military tech while he was away. The recruit didn't.

e: I should read more closely before replying.

Another interesting thing is that Forever War predicts the SC future, where the human race genetically settles on one standard set of DNA. Can't remember whether they settled on only one sex, but every time I see comments on bald males only in SC, I think of the book.

Golli fucked around with this message at 18:08 on Dec 4, 2017

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



OhDearGodNo posted:

Last version for now




those all had big studios already, CIG started from scratch and needed 4 years to build their studios so development of Squadron 42 only really started in 2016, furthermore

Toops
Nov 5, 2015

-find mood stabilizers
-also,

Golli posted:

This is good for gaming.

Ortwin is teaching them a lesson. Once he walks away with all the cash, he's gonna say "I told you guys, but no one listened. Might as well be me who makes the money."

"Welcome to NBC news, I'm Brian Williams. Our top story, Chris Roberts and Star Citizen. Congress has just passed sweeping consumer protection legislation regarding the sale of digital goods on the heels of the biggest crowdfunding scandal in history. Our own Peter Williams has more..."

"Thanks Brian. In what is being called the a massive victory for consumer protections, beep beep beep beep BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP"

*wakes up*

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

Hav posted:

#MGTOW is my goto.

It's literally a group of the saddest people ever.


righty ho.







Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe

This is pretty much what I mean by 'reasonable definition' of development time. That's the kind of thing you submit as evidence, along with the rough dollar budget for each and massive caveats regarding marketing budgets. A single axis arguments go, it's pretty funny.

Toops posted:

"Welcome to NBC news, I'm Brian Williams. Our top story, Chris Roberts and Star Citizen. Congress has just passed sweeping consumer protection legislation regarding the sale of digital goods on the heels of the biggest crowdfunding scandal in history. Our own Peter Williams has more..."

"Thanks Brian. In what is being called the a massive victory for consumer protections, beep beep beep beep BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP"

*wakes up*

:five:

Edit: 'Femamale' is a new one on me. Goes well with 'Fabulous'.

Hav fucked around with this message at 18:15 on Dec 4, 2017

Quavers
Feb 26, 2016

You clearly don't understand game development

PederP posted:

In my son's social sciences class they got asked to give examples of out-of-the-ordinary internet communities for study (and the teacher asked them to please not pick 4chan). As the good boy he is, he mentions "the fans of that scam game, Star Citizen", which was immediately met by "that's not a scam! what proof do you have?" from someone in his class. Turns out he's got a cultist in his high school class. I'm prepping him to mention Derek Smart in any remotely relevant context. This could be good.

:five:

it dont matter
Aug 29, 2008

Daztek posted:

those all had big studios already, CIG started from scratch and needed 4 years to build their studios so development of Squadron 42 only really started in 2016, furthermore

A good point. You should adjust this for the time it takes to buy pencils, build a space door and train a barista.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

PederP posted:

In my son's social sciences class they got asked to give examples of out-of-the-ordinary internet communities for study (and the teacher asked them to please not pick 4chan). As the good boy he is, he mentions "the fans of that scam game, Star Citizen", which was immediately met by "that's not a scam! what proof do you have?" from someone in his class. Turns out he's got a cultist in his high school class. I'm prepping him to mention Derek Smart in any remotely relevant context. This could be good.

Hard to knock sense into someone wearing a helmet.

mrchinchin25
Apr 14, 2012

Dat BDSSE

aleksendr posted:

I may have got my numbers wrong. The scene in question happen in the last part of the novel, when the main character turn out to be the only non-homosexual member of the unit and a fight break out over the recruit calling him "An old queer". The recruit think William Mandella is an old decrepit, due to being over a few century old (relative) but in reality he is just 10 year older than the recruit and those last 10 years have been spend fighting on various missions and in intensive officer only virtual training, meanwhile the recruit is fresh out of boot camp.

i realise my first reference was not that clear. Sorry for the weird/bad english, its my 3rd language. I implied the advantage was that Mandella had a century of training, but in reality its the recruit who made the mistake of thinking a few century of relative time meant Mandella was very, very old and assumed in horrible shape, so an easy win. The reality being they only had 10 years difference, and those 10 years Mandella had spent in active deployment or training, despite him being nearly 700 years old (relative) by that time.

The whole thing was probbaly an allegory to "gay bashing" that was happening in the 70's and 80's before the aids epidemic where "strong, virile young men" would seek out fight with the gays to reasure themselve of their masculinity.

heh yeah thats the bit! (Insert standard quote re: you're speaking and reading english better than I speak Xian or whatever)

the recruit thinks he's fighting a 500yr old man, but in reality he's fighting a 10yr older man whose spent those 10yrs fighting in combat zones

It's a very good book. Interesting fact: Charon (the training moon) was discovered in 1978 in real life. The Forever War was written in 1974. Wait what! :commissar:
I need to look into this

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard
Kotaku Australia: Stake Your Claim To The Virtual Moon In Star Citizen



OhDearGodNo
Jan 3, 2014

Hav posted:

This is pretty much what I mean by 'reasonable definition' of development time. That's the kind of thing you submit as evidence, along with the rough dollar budget for each and massive caveats regarding marketing budgets. A single axis arguments go, it's pretty funny.



It’s why I made it- more of a quick response to the common quip from shitizens.

I did plan on making an infographic, something that would compare concurrent development across multiple... data points? I don’t know the word since I don’t do that kind of stuff, however doing the above chart I learned a LOT about what went through several studios.


The reason I singled out Squadron 42 is because it is an outlier no matter what you use to compare to the industry standard. The simple fact that they still do not have anything to show other than assets is enough. What’s scary is that the reason why they don’t have any gameplay is because they are still working on core functionality 6 years in.

Core functionality.

I went through hundreds of games (needed to pick ones that would be comparable to SQ42’s description) and I couldn’t find any that did not have core functionality done within a couple years.

For example, The Division wasn’t started until Snowdrop was ready- there are interviews with dev leads stating that the first delay of a year was to make sure the engine was done and ready to support the game’s functional requirements.

Without any game knowledge I can see the pattern that many of CIG’s constant bugs are due to them building a game on a platform that isn’t cured, stable, or just functional. Because of that every new iteration will bring out conflicts and bugs- most brought upon things they had added previously.

It’s not hard to see this getting exponentially worse as they dump iteration upon iteration on it. Even if SQ42 were to release, they will have a huge number of problems associated with every patch.

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard




Nyast
Nov 14, 2017

BLAZING AT THE
SPEED OF LIGHT
So what's up with the alleged 3-dozen layoffs ? I thought a blog or more news was incoming ?

Sarsapariller
Aug 14, 2015

Occasional vampire queen

Thank you for the kind words everyone. Not sure how often I'm going to do any kind of PTU writeup because it really is a pile of unfun garbage, but if I find something amusing I will write about it for you.

It really can't be emphasized enough how bad the combat is right now. There's a reason all of the posts on the subreddit, and all of the streamer videos, feature people just flying from planet to planet and loading/unloding cargo- you literally cannot fight in the current build of the PTU. Between super low framerates, input lag in the 2-3second range, and targets jittering all over the screen like coked up hummingbirds, it's next to impossible to land a shot. Even if you do, some rear end in a top hat at CIG decided to make combat more like Elite, I guess, which means your average engagement if you can hit the target will take 3-4 minutes just to do enough damage that they die. And there is literally nothing stopping them from ignoring you for the 10 seconds it takes to set a jump destination and fly away if they feel like they're losing. Not that you could tell you were losing because, as far as I can see, the shield indicators don't work and the damage states are broken as gently caress. Missiles almost never hit, and if they do hit seem to do next to no damage.

I'm actually really excited for them to fix the FPS. The game is stable enough that it doesn't crash very often already, and the only reason it is so riveting is because just fighting through the lag and low FPS to land on a planet feels like a real achievement. Smooth those framerates out and people are going to get tired of wanking over landing and go try to actually do things in the PTU, only to realize that literally every system is either a stubbed-in placeholder, or broken, or both.

SomethingJones
Mar 6, 2016

<3
8 ATV Anniversary Special videos

Average number of viewers: 71,750
Funding raised during sale period: $6m

Spend per viewer at 100% conversion rate = $84 (71,750 customers)
Spend per viewer at 10% conversion rate = $840 (7,175 customers)
Spend per viewer at 5% conversion rate = $1,680 (3,588 customers)

So they're allegedly getting $6m in a few weeks from an average YouTube viewership of <100,000, negative press on the games sites surrounding the land sales and NO other marketing.

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



Nyast posted:

So what's up with the alleged 3-dozen layoffs ? I thought a blog or more news was incoming ?

Two weeks

Golli
Jan 5, 2013



SomethingJones posted:

8 ATV Anniversary Special videos

Average number of viewers: 71,750
Funding raised during sale period: $6m

Spend per viewer at 100% conversion rate = $84 (71,750 customers)
Spend per viewer at 10% conversion rate = $840 (7,175 customers)
Spend per viewer at 5% conversion rate = $1,680 (3,588 customers)

So they're allegedly getting $6m in a few weeks from an average YouTube viewership of <100,000, negative press on the games sites surrounding the land sales and NO other marketing.

2% conversion rate is considered a wild success for most marketing campaigns, so I guess Sandi's claim MUST be true.

Loxbourne
Apr 6, 2011

Tomorrow, doom!
But now, tea.
Ah, the "secret agents for big publishing" conspiracy theory is back. Where would we be without citizens' imaginations?

SCtrumpHaters
Oct 28, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo

Nyast posted:

So what's up with the alleged 3-dozen layoffs ? I thought a blog or more news was incoming ?

He says that every 6 months.

Any of you FUD sippers (colloquial term) have anything to say aobut this being the best anniversary sale ever? Its not even over yet.

SomethingJones
Mar 6, 2016

<3

Nyast posted:

So what's up with the alleged 3-dozen layoffs ? I thought a blog or more news was incoming ?

The current job vacancies paint a picture - 41 of the 71 vacancies are for the UK office, mostly artist and animator roles - they've been pumping those vacancies out to UK recruitment sites and universities like crazy over the last few weeks.

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SomethingJones
Mar 6, 2016

<3

Golli posted:

2% conversion rate is considered a wild success for most marketing campaigns, so I guess Sandi's claim MUST be true.

Fractions of 1% are considered successful, there are agencies doing 1m Youtube views for £5k.

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