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Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Clawtopsy posted:



im purple aranea

Is that the mathematic sign for infinity plus one?

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Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


Clawtopsy posted:

im purple aranea

Seems like a dangerous thing to be.

Malpais Legate
Oct 1, 2014

Plom Bar posted:

I'm pretty sure that was even a running joke that for a time he was the only character that hadn't been seen in "Hero Mode" stylization.

Was that a joke or just something the fans fixated on for no reason?

Plom Bar
Jun 5, 2004

hardest time i ever done :(

Malpais Legate posted:

Was that a joke or just something the fans fixated on for no reason?

It was before my time, but I think the first time he was seen in Hero Mode being ballyhooed with a garish text background indicates that at the very least, Hussie was nodding at the audience.

Spellman
May 31, 2011

Malpais Legate posted:

Was that a joke or just something the fans fixated on for no reason?

Fans fixated on it, Hussie responded with teases, then it culminated with this famous frame

Malpais Legate
Oct 1, 2014

Gamzee deserves a trophy for killing Equius, objectively the worst character in Homestuck.

thanks alot assbag
Feb 18, 2005

BLUUUUHHHHHH
What about Obviously Written To Be The Worst Character, Cronus

Bell_
Sep 3, 2006

Tiny Baltimore
A billion light years away
A goon's posting the same thing
But he's already turned to dust
And the shitpost we read
Is a billion light-years old
A ghost just like the rest of us
Welp.

Anyhow, I'm sure folks can reverse-engineer the survey to fill out their own cast now.

Bell_ fucked around with this message at 13:20 on Dec 3, 2017

Clawtopsy
Dec 17, 2009

What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...

Malpais Legate posted:

Gamzee deserves a trophy for killing Equius, objectively the worst character in Homestuck.

what the gently caress

KaosMachina
Oct 9, 2012

There's nothing special about me.

Malpais Legate posted:

Gamzee deserves a trophy for killing Equius, objectively the worst character in Homestuck.

How do you have an opinion this wrong. How do those even form.

Malpais Legate
Oct 1, 2014

Equius is so bad the narrator stopped before trying to introduce him and decided to put him off until later.

Cronus was pretty awful too, but that's an entirely different metric.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Malpais Legate posted:

Equius is so bad the narrator stopped before trying to introduce him and decided to put him off until later.


Have you never heard the phrase "saving the best for last"?

Plom Bar
Jun 5, 2004

hardest time i ever done :(
I agree, Feferi is the best troll.

Freak Futanari
Apr 11, 2008

Malpais Legate posted:

Gamzee deserves a trophy for killing Equius, objectively the worst character in Homestuck.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Equius was a weird sweaty sex pervert that everyone hated being around, much like Bro.

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
He didn't hurt anyone on purpose that I can remember, and he was nice to nepeta.

Zeruel
Mar 27, 2010

Alert: bad post spotted.
I never thought I'd see the day when people hate on Equius unironically.

You aren't the thread I remember.

KaosMachina
Oct 9, 2012

There's nothing special about me.

Zeruel posted:

I never thought I'd see the day when people hate on Equius unironically.

You aren't the thread I remember.

We're in the full sonic cycle of '[thing] was never good' right now.

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
we need koos

cptn_dr
Sep 7, 2011

Seven for beauty that blossoms and dies


Equius is real and strong and my friend.

Bell_
Sep 3, 2006

Tiny Baltimore
A billion light years away
A goon's posting the same thing
But he's already turned to dust
And the shitpost we read
Is a billion light-years old
A ghost just like the rest of us

Plom Bar posted:

I agree, Feferi is the best troll.
I dunno about best, but I liked Feferi and thought she was underserved. Derse Princess wearing Prospit colors-what's up with that?

I miss the times when squiddles were still played up as mysterious and possibly malevolent, and Feferi's interactions with Jade were some of my favorites.

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
Squiddles now exists as a hit series, except they call it Splatoon instead.

Bell_
Sep 3, 2006

Tiny Baltimore
A billion light years away
A goon's posting the same thing
But he's already turned to dust
And the shitpost we read
Is a billion light-years old
A ghost just like the rest of us
To be fair, that did possibly contribute towards my interest in the Splatoon franchise.

GodFish
Oct 10, 2012

We're your first, last, and only line of defense. We live in secret. We exist in shadow.

And we dress in black.
What kind of hosed up pervert hates Equius?

cmykJester
Feb 16, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
How do people hate Equius when Eridan exists?

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


ohigami oh my posted:

How do people hate Equius when Eridan exists?

Eridan may betray and murder people, but at least he doesn't talk about sweat all the time. Priorities, man.

Spellman
May 31, 2011

Truthfully, everyone read Malpais Legate's post as Eridan, luckily someone did a doubletake

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

ohigami oh my posted:

How do people hate Equius when Eridan exists?

Eridan is a lost little idiot who was a product of the hosed up society Scratch engineered. Bad, but in an understandable way. He got his just desserts and was kind of sort of beginning to pull his head out of his rear end at the very end as a sprite and ghost.

Cronus was way worse if you're looking for an Ampora to loathe.

Equius is a sweaty saint.

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
yeah eridan was a terrible piece of poo poo but at the end he realizes this. cronus is just an rear end in a top hat through and through and didnt even eridan hate him?

Spellman
May 31, 2011

There's really not a lot to be said about born-to-be-trash Cronus. He existed to harrass the 3D helmet weiner for like one scene

Wrist Watch
Apr 19, 2011

What?

I always kinda liked Eridan because even though he was a piece of poo poo, he wasn’t really an intentional piece of poo poo. He just seemed like a product of his environment, some rich kid that always had everything handed to him and was increasingly baffled when things in the real world didn’t turn out the way he wanted. He was refreshingly straightforward in a comic like this where every other character is steeping in drama, and at least he eventually managed to pull his head out of his own rear end in a top hat.

Plus, dude spent his entire session powerleveling by murdering angels which is metal as hell

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
theres just too many and they arent getting any less bloody pissed

AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011

The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.


eridan was fun to hate

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

ArfJason posted:

theres just too many and they arent getting any less bloody pissed

YOURE KILLING ANGELS RIGHT NOW ARENT YOU

Plom Bar
Jun 5, 2004

hardest time i ever done :(
Volume 2 of the new book series has a release date, to include Act 3 and Intermission 1.

It also has preview pages viewable, as does the amazon page for Volume 1. Doesn't look like much has changed from the commentary in the original releases, but those only went up to Act 3.

Also interesting to note, going to the URLs "homestuck.com/####" redirects you to the corresponding Homestuck page on MSPA, leaving out Problem Sleuth's pages and the like.

Plom Bar fucked around with this message at 20:36 on Dec 6, 2017

AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011

The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.


Plom Bar posted:


Also interesting to note, going to the URLs "homestuck.com/####" redirects you to the corresponding Homestuck page on MSPA, leaving out Problem Sleuth's pages and the like.

that just makes sense as an ease of use thing honestly

Spellman
May 31, 2011

Nothing makes more sense than visiting classic page /?s=6&p=004449

ThaumPenguin
Oct 9, 2013

:stare:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHwLSpgiR7Y

AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011

The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.


nice

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Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Quite.

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