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Loxbourne posted:Ah, the "secret agents for big publishing" conspiracy theory is back. Where would we be without citizens' imaginations? I don't believe they believe it, I believe they feel that they SHOULD believe it like a good little cultist.
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SCtrumpHaters posted:He says that every 6 months. I'm a fud packer
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OhDearGodNo posted:It’s why I made it- more of a quick response to the common quip from shitizens. A hero we all need. OhDearGodNo posted:It’s not hard to see this getting exponentially worse as they dump iteration upon iteration on it. Even if SQ42 were to release, they will have a huge number of problems associated with every patch. No, it's not. They're tacking on new production pipelines with the abandon of someone who's planning to leave in a week. Loxbourne posted:Ah, the "secret agents for big publishing" conspiracy theory is back. Where would we be without citizens' imaginations? You're either with them or you aren't. It's a very easy world to imagine because any dissenter is _obviously_ a goon Smart alt. Solarin posted:I'm a fud packer I'm a FUD packer's mate, and I'm only packing FUD because the FUD packer's late.
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# ? Dec 4, 2017 18:52 |
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Daztek posted:those all had big studios already, CIG started from scratch and needed 4 years to build their studios so development of Squadron 42 only really started in 2016, furthermore Star Citizen Defense Playbook: Timeline Criticisms:
Bugs, Lack of Content Criticisms
Funding Model, Sales, Marketing Criticisms
General Rebuttals
e: added a couple, including the all-important “You are entitled to NOTHING.” Toops fucked around with this message at 19:41 on Dec 4, 2017 |
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Toops posted:Star Citizen Defense Playbook: Bookmarked for later use
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# ? Dec 4, 2017 19:00 |
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Daztek posted:Bookmarked for later use I probably missed some, but that's the Minimum-Viable-Response-List (MVRL).
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# ? Dec 4, 2017 19:01 |
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SomethingJones posted:I don't believe they believe it, I believe they feel that they SHOULD believe it like a good little cultist. I think it's so popular because it explains away something painful - they keep hearing the same scorn and disdain. The same arguments. They go out to spread the word on reddit or forums or wherever and they run right into people laughing and calling it a cash grab and bringing up the framerate and the clipping issues and P2W balance and the absurd pricing. Arguments a good citizen has already dismissed from his mind long ago. Either Star Citizen has such obvious unaddressed flaws that anyone can see them on a cursory glance, or there's a vast conspiracy to spread lies and FUD that's always one step ahead of the faithful, handing out talking points. No contest, right? A backer looks out over the ramparts and tells himself what he sees is an organised, marching horde who all turn as one to mock him on the command of a hidden Dark Master. What he's actually seeing is a load of entirely unconnected passersby suddenly staring at this guy and wondering why he's wearing a clown suit.
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# ? Dec 4, 2017 19:01 |
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Nyast posted:So what's up with the alleged 3-dozen layoffs ? I thought a blog or more news was incoming ? You fell for the thread version of selling space land.
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# ? Dec 4, 2017 19:02 |
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Toops posted:I probably missed some, but that's the Minimum-Viable-Response-List (MVRL). You've some solid material up there for an updated SC bingo card. I guess this one is still mostly relevant with the exception of SC being in development for so long that people aren't laughing at TOR anymore.
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# ? Dec 4, 2017 19:04 |
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Chris Robert's Proud Backers.
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# ? Dec 4, 2017 19:05 |
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Toops posted:Excellence An excellent post from an excellent poster.
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# ? Dec 4, 2017 19:08 |
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"What is the definition of a libellous statement, Alex"
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# ? Dec 4, 2017 19:12 |
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Matt_Daymun has to be a troll account.
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# ? Dec 4, 2017 19:13 |
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This is very good But where's the original stimpire version
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# ? Dec 4, 2017 19:19 |
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Griefing a Star Citizen server with cargo https://clips.twitch.tv/ScrumptiousVictoriousSnakeKappaRoss
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# ? Dec 4, 2017 19:27 |
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I guess no one at CIG ever heard of bookmark bombs.
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# ? Dec 4, 2017 19:28 |
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Daztek posted:Griefing a Star Citizen server with cargo It sickens me he could have had a Hull-C to carry his rape victims.
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# ? Dec 4, 2017 19:32 |
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Combat Theory posted:This is very good This was just a tribute / attempt.
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# ? Dec 4, 2017 19:36 |
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big nipples big life posted:Matt_Daymun has to be a troll account. Hes a famous permabanned poster
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# ? Dec 4, 2017 19:37 |
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https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/7hisyt/interesting_reviews_for_cig_as_an_employer_to_say/ Bunch of secure citizens here
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# ? Dec 4, 2017 19:38 |
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A Neurotic Corncob posted:I'm gay. that explains the cob
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# ? Dec 4, 2017 19:39 |
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Bofast posted:Star Citizen - From dreams to dust The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Games > Stupid Crowdfunding Accomplishment Mausoleum > Star Citizen: Assets to ashes, dreams to dust
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# ? Dec 4, 2017 19:42 |
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SCtrumpHaters posted:Hes a famous permabanned poster niggerstomper58?
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# ? Dec 4, 2017 19:42 |
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big nipples big life posted:niggerstomper58? I said poster not legend
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# ? Dec 4, 2017 19:53 |
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PederP posted:In my son's social sciences class they got asked to give examples of out-of-the-ordinary internet communities for study (and the teacher asked them to please not pick 4chan). As the good boy he is, he mentions "the fans of that scam game, Star Citizen", which was immediately met by "that's not a scam! what proof do you have?" from someone in his class. Turns out he's got a cultist in his high school class. I'm prepping him to mention Derek Smart in any remotely relevant context. This could be good. It's a perfect opportunity to read stimpire.txt in front of his class.
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# ? Dec 4, 2017 20:03 |
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You could also spice up his science class by discussing the worst kinds of electricity.
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# ? Dec 4, 2017 20:04 |
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Toops posted:Star Citizen Defense Playbook: That is all, replace r/starcitizen with this.
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# ? Dec 4, 2017 20:05 |
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PederP make sure you provide an ample amount of G0RF charts and the jpeg factory Album to little goon. Also cat pictures
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# ? Dec 4, 2017 20:06 |
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Scruffpuff posted:The thing that separates the land sales is how fundamentally divorced it is from the original concept of a space shooter game, and how far it is from implementation compared to just selling another ship they won't build. The land sale requires just scads and scads of completely nonexistent features, not planned or designed in any way, certainly not coded. That's the most suspicious part of it from my perspective. This is all part of their gradual shift from “trying to make a game to make money” to “making a game to make money” scene, where in the latter heavily starts feeling scammy. They are years away from even a decent space game, a decade away from a good space and ground game that has at least as much content as any Mass Effect game. Over a decade away from a point where they can somehow organize an mmo with player land owning mechanics with actual functionality. They may as well start selling buildings and businesses like factories on land and in space. They are making things up in the worst possible way: by marketing. They have already gone down the road of land sales, so they can just go anywhere from there. Nothing is off limits. Anybody even making estimates needs to consider “and what can the sell that can’t possibly exist next?” before they make a guess, because the CIG way has no scruples.
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# ? Dec 4, 2017 20:11 |
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Dusty Lens posted:You could also spice up his science class by discussing the worst kinds of electricity. Bonus points if one his classmates was born on July 14th. Imagine doing that live demonstration.
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Colostomy Bag posted:Bonus points if one his classmates was born on July 14th. Imagine doing that live demonstration. They don't allow them to play with mercury anymore. Not succumbing to mercury poisoning was character building back in my day. Deskeletonisation equipment might be fine.
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# ? Dec 4, 2017 20:24 |
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Colostomy Bag posted:Bonus points if one his classmates was born on July 14th. Imagine doing that live demonstration. <ahem> Here is my report on the Star Citizen community of backers. They are the community that wrote this. I will read it to you verbatim, and let you decide. stimpire.txt /mic drop A+++++++++
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# ? Dec 4, 2017 20:25 |
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SCtrumpHaters posted:Hes a famous permabanned poster FUDstomper42
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Golli posted:<ahem>
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# ? Dec 4, 2017 20:37 |
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Next time one of you replies to Matt Dahmun refer to Braben exclusively as 'David Braben OBE'. It's the most minor of titles, but it'll send him crazy. Crazier.
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# ? Dec 4, 2017 20:40 |
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SpaceCurtisLeMay posted:Did the same over the weekend given winter is supposed to arrive this week. Only in my case it was a Stag AR, Marlin Model 60, and my Walther P22 with a can. The Walther is the hardest to shoot well. Lots of air in those sights. The Stag AR is accurate enough, I have a 5MOA red dot on it so not set up to be a precision weapon, but the Model 60 is dead on accurate even with a cheap 4x scope. Yeah it was a lot of fun. I’m not like a sharpshooter or a sniper. If I can blow up a can at 50-100 yards I’m usually pretty tickled. I’d like to be able to hit further, but I’m bad at getting zeroed in on a distance target and usually I can’t even find what I hit with a shot, so it’s just tough to get there. But I’m not out there doing competitions or anything.
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SPACE AND PLANETS AND WALKING AND SHIPS WITH INTERIORS have never been done before and you have NO HONOR and NO RIGHT to an opinion if you think otherwise
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