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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

my 401k is narrowly committed to funding drunk women going to movies

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byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Squizzle posted:

i probed myself to let the admins know i had buttons again, in case it was a mistake :pram:

"self owns dont count" lol

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/elwasson/status/937692308182634498

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
roy moore tackling a navy seal, shouting that he called dibs on the 8 year old

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

mormonpartyboat posted:

my 401k is narrowly committed to funding drunk women going to movies

also known as lg's bladerunner fund

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


oh boy I'm sure she's going to vote against it then!

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

Epic High Five posted:

yeah it's pretty great, with the executive slandering them and all right wing media agitating against them

still, I don't see them changing their ways even in the face of this. Their entire mandate has always been to strangle any movement to the left of trickle down
SPOOK: *suffering stage 5 cancer, family starving to death* "urgh...gotta kill...uppity black folk..." *chokes, dies*

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
This is reality

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017



she doesn't actually care about whether or not it's actually there

she just cares that her voters think she put it there so she gets reelected

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Al! posted:

also known as lg's bladerunner fund

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

the most advice /\/eil bree/\/ has ever given to his actors

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

SKULL.GIF posted:

she doesn't actually care about whether or not it's actually there

she just cares that her voters think she put it there so she gets reelected

When it’s not in and she votes for the bill anyway I’m sure she will adequately explain to her constituents how it’s the democrats fault.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Doesn’t that mean people with pre existing are super hosed.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Al! posted:

also known as lg's bladerunner fund

*spends it on last jedi instead to own the conservatives* :smugbert:

Istvun
Apr 20, 2007


A better world is just $69.69 away.

Soiled Meat
TRUMP!

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2017/12/senate-gop-accidentally-killed-all-corporate-tax-deductions.html

quote:

The GOP had originally intended to abolish the AMT. But on Friday, with the clock running out — and money running short — Senate Republicans put the AMT back into their bill. Unfortunately for McConnell, they forgot to lower AMT after doing so.

This is a big problem. The Senate bill brings the normal corporate rate down to 20 percent — while leaving the alternative minimum rate at … 20 percent. The legislation would still allow corporations to claim a wide variety of tax credits and deductions — it just renders all them completely worthless. Companies can either take no deductions, and pay a 20 percent rate — or take lots of deductions … and pay a 20 percent rate.

With this blunder, Senate Republicans have achieved the unthinkable: They’ve written a giant corporate tax cut that many of their corporate donors do not like.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
*calling my investment banker, shouting DIVERSIFY at the top of my lungs*

https://twitter.com/laurenonizzle/status/937750712603348994

comingafteryouall
Aug 2, 2011



Live every week like it's communist shark week

DiscountDildos
Nov 8, 2017


Look at me, I'm a senator or whatever and I'm doing a tax thing that I (claim) is intended to help the economy.

Also, on a completely unrelated note, all you dumb loving idiots need to stop spending your money.

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

oh no, too bad she already voted

oh well, you votes, you takes yer chances, sometimes it's healthcare for americans, sometimes it's a trillion bucks for you and your friends

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

Duscat posted:

oh no, too bad she already voted

oh well, you votes, you takes yer chances, sometimes it's healthcare for americans, sometimes it's a trillion bucks for you and your friends

She has to vote on it again

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

mormonpartyboat posted:

*calling my investment banker, shouting DIVERSIFY at the top of my lungs*

https://twitter.com/laurenonizzle/status/937750712603348994

you ever seen a leprechaun with 12 inches of rock hard ironwood

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

cuck

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
i guess that should be goldenrod

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Not a Children posted:

She has to vote on it again

Only if the House doesn't go full accelerationist.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Cucked again, Mitt
https://twitter.com/alivitali/status/937756243527168000

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

hahah trump (!)

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Not a Children posted:

She has to vote on it again

i'm not even 80% sure they're not gonna find some loophole to just retype the thing, fixing the "obvious typos", and have house just pass it

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
*reads about shark and reaction thereof*

death crew's numbers keep on growing :twisted:

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




mormonpartyboat posted:

*calling my investment banker, shouting DIVERSIFY at the top of my lungs*

https://twitter.com/laurenonizzle/status/937750712603348994

ah, ireland, where the skies are full of industrial boner gas

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

mormonpartyboat posted:

*calling my investment banker, shouting DIVERSIFY at the top of my lungs*

https://twitter.com/laurenonizzle/status/937750712603348994

"yes...let's see...according to my research..."

*pulls out notebook with dog boner data that spans decades*

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Vagina "Shark" Bones is my favorite strawweight woman in the UFC

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
kiss me blarney stone

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
irish sproing

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

*googles "Ireland dog boner lawsuit" in 20 years*

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

Duscat posted:

i'm not even 80% sure they're not gonna find some loophole to just retype the thing, fixing the "obvious typos", and have house just pass it

They're just going to write "ALL THE MONEY BELONGS TO THE RICH PEOPLE" on a napkin and then say it passed and dare anyone to do anything about it.

DiscountDildos
Nov 8, 2017


The man is EIGHTYfuckingTHREE years old.

He shouldn't be allowed to drive, much less serve in the goddamn Senate.

Goddamn olds go the gently caress away

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




when pharma finally gets a pill form of a melanocortin 4 agonist, i guess the villages around the factories will turn into mindbending gently caress jamborees

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




cumshitter posted:

irish sproing

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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
dogged by the viagra fumes

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