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Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
"Gronnk" goes the alligator.

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Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story
The alligator has clearly somehow mistaken MJ for New England Patriots Tight End Rob Gronkowski.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Mr. Squishy posted:

"Gronnk" goes the alligator.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Mr. Squishy posted:

"Gronnk" goes the alligator.

God I'd have loved it as a kid loving with alligators if the just "GRONNK'd" constantly

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Mr. Squishy posted:

"Gronnk" goes the alligator.

New thread title.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_yyvTRVoZQ&t=22s

Gronk seems pretty accurate.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




That gator at 0:45 is a monster.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Synthbuttrange posted:


RIP MJ's selfie.

She knows that selfie sticks are a thing, right?

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Mr. Squishy posted:

"Gronnk" goes the alligator.

"Bamf" goes the nightcrawler
"Snikt" goes the wolwerine
"Ma cherie" goes the gambit

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Alhazred posted:

She knows that selfie sticks are a thing, right?

That camera probably takes better pics than most phones, though.

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
In NSM, only evil wizards take selfies.

Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

Otherkinsey Scale posted:

In NSM, only evil wizards take selfies.

Peter's job is literally taking selfies.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Bongo Bill posted:

Peter's job is literally taking selfies.
:golfclap:

The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

Alhazred posted:

"Bamf" goes the nightcrawler
"Snikt" goes the wolwerine
"Ma cherie" goes the gambit

"I'm Neigh Invunerable when I'm blastin'" goes the Guithre.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




The MSJ posted:

That camera probably takes better pics than most phones, though.

Considering that it was NSM Spider-Man who bought it I'd be surprised if it takes pictures at all.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Alhazred posted:

Considering that it was NSM Spider-Man who bought it I'd be surprised if it takes pictures at all.

The name plate on the camera reads "FISHER PRICE"

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
I just realized something.

Doctor Connors new villain name should be Doctor Tripus.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



The Question IRL posted:

"I'm Neigh Invunerable when I'm blastin'" goes the Guithre.

Only when he's a little hoarse.

The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

Samovar posted:

Only when he's a little hoarse.

Well if it isn't Cannonball-jack Horseman. What is this, a crossover?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



mj has doing everything in her power to die since leaving the swamp cabin

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




Proteus Jones posted:

She's going to be attacked by a Burmese Python.

:colbert:

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i thought florida mostly had small, poisonous snakes. after 30 seconds with google, it seems that this used to be true, but that there are now increasing numbers of invasive non-native species.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Yeah pythons are not local. Some idiots imported them and let it get loose.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Gators always look like they just told a joke and are waiting for a reaction.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

i thought florida mostly had small, poisonous snakes. after 30 seconds with google, it seems that this used to be true, but that there are now increasing numbers of invasive non-native species.

GASP! That is no way to talk about Cubans, old people, and Howard The Duck.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Can Howard appear in newspaper comics?

I mean I assume the Disney difficulty is gone but they still might not want people mistaking him for Donald Duck.

Kwyndig fucked around with this message at 02:31 on Dec 6, 2017

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
Spoilers for the next comics

Synthbuttrange posted:



Jungle Comics page 31

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Kwyndig posted:

Can Howard appear in newspaper comics?

I mean I assume the Disney difficulty is gone but they still might not want people mistaking him for Donald Duck.

There's no reason he can't. The strip is produced by Marvel Characters, Inc., the Marvel subsidiary that owns the copyrights to all Marvel characters, which Howard is certainly a part of. Even before the Disney purchase, Marvel and Disney had come to terms about the usage of Howard. He has to wear pants. I think this was still ignored at times.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

That snake is copping a feel, that's not appropriate Mr. Snake :mad:

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

i thought florida mostly had small, poisonous snakes. after 30 seconds with google, it seems that this used to be true, but that there are now increasing numbers of invasive non-native species.

Burmese pythons reproduce aggressively and a single female can lay up to 87 eggs/yr. There was an article about the efforts to remove the species, but most scientists say it's a losers game. The largest volunteer group that does this can maybe do 500-750 a year. A fraction of the females in the wild can replace that in a year.

Oh, and that same article has some scientist estimating tens of thousands at the low end.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Kwyndig posted:

Yeah pythons are not local. Some idiots imported them and let it get loose.

quote:

Hurricane Andrew in 1992 was deemed responsible for the destruction of a python breeding facility and zoo, and these escaped snakes spread and populated areas into the Everglades.

whoops

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Is it an alligator or a baby Godzilla? I'm pretty sure gators don't go Gronnk.
Pretty sure.

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

Maybe she's just small.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Circus of crime time!

Stahlgeist
Nov 19, 2009
I prefer to read Dr. Connors' statement as a feet-dragging sort of "But it sounds so far away... and I am already in my pajamas."

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
The lizard will be just rocket wearing Lennie's skin

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Stahlgeist posted:

I prefer to read Dr. Connors' statement as a feet-dragging sort of "But it sounds so far away... and I am already in my pajamas."

"YOU let her go into the swamp alone without even an argument, stop pretending already and pass me the tea kettle."

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Samuringa posted:

Spoilers for the next comics

Cause you had a bad day...

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

bobkatt013 posted:

Circus of crime time!

nsm couldn't handle the entire group and ringmaster would be helpless against him, because nsm doesn't have a mind to control. maybe just the fat lady?

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