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Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

Ravenfood posted:

He's got a lightsaber clipped onto his belt during the Ewok celebration, so yes, he did. I don't remember it looking like Vader's either.

which is weird, because he's pretty clearly not got it during Vader's death scene.

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Ingmar terdman
Jul 24, 2006

Luke throws his lightsaber away, it looks like it goes in the pit and sounds like it clatters that way, but he's got it on his belt at the Teddy Bear Picnic. He must have awkwardly ran to grab it after proving his point and getting half-fried.

It's always struck me as weird bc there are many people who have worked out how big all the Death Stars are but I have never seen a floor plan of the throne room that explains where the hilt landed.

And that's because IG-88 was in control of the DS2 and compelling a passenger porg to retrieve it.

Preston Waters
May 21, 2010

by VideoGames
Once again, it makes no sense with regard to the plot / theme of the movie if he didn't toss it away for good. The fact that they shot the ending scenes when they shot the Endor scenes to begin with and the continuity people failed to catch it does not matter.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Ingmar terdman posted:

Luke throws his lightsaber away, it looks like it goes in the pit and sounds like it clatters that way, but he's got it on his belt at the Teddy Bear Picnic. He must have awkwardly ran to grab it after proving his point and getting half-fried.

It's always struck me as weird bc there are many people who have worked out how big all the Death Stars are but I have never seen a floor plan of the throne room that explains where the hilt landed.

And that's because IG-88 was in control of the DS2 and compelling a passenger porg to retrieve it.

Whenever I watch/hear it, it looks like he throws it more towards the emperor and it just lands on the floor somewhere in that area. He's facing the emperor, and he throws it forward and to the left. There are other shots where Luke's orientation would show that really the only way he can throw it into the shaft is by turning around or by throwing it more back and to the left :vince:

I always assumed he just grabbed it on his way out of the throne room. It's not that hard to plug in this info without explicitly being told that.

Mecha Gojira
Jun 23, 2006

Jack Nissan
What do you want them to do, go back and digitally alter the final scenes of Return of the Jedi?

Wait

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Leakamania might be running wild starting this week, BROTHERS.

https://twitter.com/ManaByte/status/937855941512380416

https://twitter.com/ManaByte/status/937795318401265664

https://twitter.com/ManaByte/status/937796087053672448

Gonz fucked around with this message at 05:55 on Dec 5, 2017

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
If what is leaked is to be believed, then Hayden Christensen and Ewan MacGregor are motherfuckin' force ghosts in this movie.

Edit: And Yoda, too.

Gonz fucked around with this message at 06:01 on Dec 5, 2017

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'
The search is on.

Milkfred E. Moore fucked around with this message at 06:03 on Dec 5, 2017

forest spirit
Apr 6, 2009

Frigate Hetman Sahaidachny
First to Fight Scuttle, First to Fall Sink


Uh, when you finish that search, hook us up with them Pastebin links.

It begins

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

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dialhforhero posted:

Whenever I watch/hear it, it looks like he throws it more towards the emperor and it just lands on the floor somewhere in that area. He's facing the emperor, and he throws it forward and to the left. There are other shots where Luke's orientation would show that really the only way he can throw it into the shaft is by turning around or by throwing it more back and to the left :vince:

I always assumed he just grabbed it on his way out of the throne room. It's not that hard to plug in this info without explicitly being told that.
Even if he planned to never snaphiss it in anger again, he might've had to cut open a bulkhead on his way to an escape pod or something, since he clearly intended to at least TRY to get his pops out of the Death Star 2.

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'
This looks like it is it: https://pastebin.com/UPYz7n2P

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

Gonz posted:

If what is leaked is to be believed, then Hayden Christensen and Ewan MacGregor are motherfuckin' force ghosts in this movie.
I've been calling Hayden showing up in this movie for months (total wild speculation I mean, not claiming I knew anything). It honestly became my line in the sand as far as whether I'd believe they actually gave a poo poo about this trilogy being real sequels rather than just retreads.

For all Kylo talked about Darth Vader, it would be completely lame for him to not actually show up at some point.

EDIT: To be clear though, that leak just claims his voice is heard but he does not actually show up visually... seems like that would be a really odd choice.

Martman fucked around with this message at 06:43 on Dec 5, 2017

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I saw someone in the 4Chan thread refer to Snoke as “Count Snokeula” and now that’s all I can see him as. Just like Paul Saltines.

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010


Meh

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Rose and Finn head to Vegas Canto Bight to croak a scag baron named Savage Henry.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Where the gently caress is Lando and why isn’t he on the casino planet I mean come on

banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




Nothing in there about the new walkers attacking not hoth or the ice fox or laura dern or anything about leias ending or how rey just instantly appears at snoke.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I’d imagine that file isn’t done being updated, yet.

A lot of it seems very poorly written and nonsenical, so definitely read it with a grain of salt.

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

banned from Starbucks posted:

Nothing in there about the new walkers attacking not hoth or the ice fox or laura dern or anything about leias ending or how rey just instantly appears at snoke.

It appears to have come from somewhere else first, then have been put on Pastebin in part. I've found stuff about Crait (Not Hoth) and such.

edit: That somewhere else is 4chan, it looks like.

Milkfred E. Moore fucked around with this message at 07:43 on Dec 5, 2017

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
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wyoming
Jun 7, 2010

Like a television
tuned to a dead channel.

I find the lack of Porgs disturbing.

forest spirit
Apr 6, 2009

Frigate Hetman Sahaidachny
First to Fight Scuttle, First to Fall Sink


wyoming posted:

I find the lack of Porgs disturbing.

But Chewie tries to eat one (ALLEGEDLY)

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

It's just from the toys, but I find it interesting that the speeders used by Canto Bight cops are basically bike versions of TIE Fighters. The planet must be in Imperial territory.

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




That story leak is so awful it has to be bad fanfic.

"Rey is now the bad guy and Kylo is now the good guy" sounds like a revenge directive from the toy department, at people putting them in the international media spotlight for the lack of Rey toys, while 500 million unsold Kylo toys occupied warehouse space.

ungulateman
Apr 18, 2012

pretentious fuckwit who isn't half as literate or insightful or clever as he thinks he is
the leaks line up too well with the obviously misdirecting trailers in that regard, so they're clearly fake

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
The Porg hopping up onto the console looks so jittery and cheap. I love it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ba2l_h3vCJ8

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

Gonz posted:

The Porg hopping up onto the console looks so jittery and cheap. I love it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ba2l_h3vCJ8

oh my god

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

It’s majestic.

504
Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich

NTRabbit posted:

That story leak is so awful it has to be bad fanfic.

"Rey is now the bad guy and Kylo is now the good guy" sounds like a revenge directive from the toy department, at people putting them in the international media spotlight for the lack of Rey toys, while 500 million unsold Kylo toys occupied warehouse space.

I'm trying to find that post that I think was in this thread (but maybe I'm wrong, cant find it) where someone posted a "real" outline WELL before TLJ trailer dropped that matches this leak 100%

Nutshell (from bad memory)

Luke wont train Rey, she goes to Kylo, gets angry and corrupted while Kylo cant kill leia and runs away like scared porg eventually ending up with Luke, they team up to stop Snoke who is revealed to be someone from previous movies in background

Cinnamon Bear
Aug 29, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

504 posted:

Snoke who is revealed to be someone from previous movies in background

Rancor trainer lost some weight, got swole in the force

504
Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich

Cinnamon Bear posted:

Rancor trainer lost some weight, got swole in the force

Lots of protein in a jedi

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

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504 posted:

I'm trying to find that post that I think was in this thread (but maybe I'm wrong, cant find it) where someone posted a "real" outline WELL before TLJ trailer dropped that matches this leak 100%

Nutshell (from bad memory)

Luke wont train Rey, she goes to Kylo, gets angry and corrupted while Kylo cant kill leia and runs away like scared porg eventually ending up with Luke, they team up to stop Snoke who is revealed to be someone from previous movies in background
Probably Darth Plageis, the guy who Palps brought up while tempting Anakin.

I think the Luke school thing is a sensible twist.

Cinnamon Bear
Aug 29, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Luke killed his baby.

Now the galaxy will burn

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'
Yeah, something like the Luke school thing is the thing I find most likely out of all of that.

Dreadwroth
Dec 12, 2009

by R. Guyovich
Snoke is like one of the dumbest names ever, snake plus smoke. I see what you guys did there... so clever.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

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Milky Moor posted:

Yeah, something like the Luke school thing is the thing I find most likely out of all of that.
The various FX shots would also be plausible even if the context is not. Those probably got farmed out.

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

Yeah that spoiler is fake as hell

Duckula
Aug 31, 2001

do not resuscitate

If that spoiler text is real then this film sounds loving bad. Luke sounds like a mean jerk.

banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




Well i mean mark hamill pretty much said his first reaction to reading the script was that what they did to luke was dumb bullshit.

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Sounds like 4chan crap

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