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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Zombear posted:

This is broom tits lady.
https://imgur.com/a/sEhiY

I have no idea why I can't post a picture directly anymore.

Are you doing it on mobile? Part of the reason is that you're not directly linking to the .png file itself.

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MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

Video games are art

Britt Burns
Nov 24, 2007
Biscuit Hider


This picture has so much going on: spandex-abuse, shopping cart taken out of its store and into the mall, small dog (unleashed) in an inappropriate place, and a child who's thoroughly mortified by her AUG mother. (just to be clear, I'm not saying that the girl is the AUG in the photo, aside from how obviously embarrassed she is of her mom)


As unappealing as this person is physically, I think the photos are awesome art. I can't quite explain it, but her organic shape (especially the one with her sitting) mirrors the inorganic rocks so well. I don't think the photos are meant to be "rah rah fat is beautiful" - at least, I don't understand them to be that way.

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

Britt Burns posted:



This picture has so much going on: spandex-abuse, shopping cart taken out of its store and into the mall, small dog (unleashed) in an inappropriate place, and a child who's thoroughly mortified by her AUG mother. (just to be clear, I'm not saying that the girl is the AUG in the photo, aside from how obviously embarrassed she is of her mom)


Did she beat you to a parking space or something? Good job taking a picture of two normal looking people and their dog, I guess.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Britt Burns posted:

As unappealing as this person is physically, I think the photos are awesome art. I can't quite explain it, but her organic shape (especially the one with her sitting) mirrors the inorganic rocks so well. I don't think the photos are meant to be "rah rah fat is beautiful" - at least, I don't understand them to be that way.

Unless the image is cropped I think the pictures would have been better taken from further away. As it is she's the focal point instead of being "at once part of the American land."

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Comptroll The Forums posted:

Did she beat you to a parking space or something? Good job taking a picture of two normal looking people and their dog, I guess.

You are the dog, admit it!

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I once scolded a little old lady for bringing her tiny dog into Safeway.

She ran out of room in her hand basket and placed the dog on the grape pile to sort it out.

Britt Burns
Nov 24, 2007
Biscuit Hider

Solice Kirsk posted:

Unless the image is cropped I think the pictures would have been better taken from further away. As it is she's the focal point instead of being "at once part of the American land."

It is cropped (it wasn't taken from nearly as close as it looks), it's hard to see the dog otherwise. You're right though, so I'm gonna replace it with the kid's face obscured.

Comptroll The Forums posted:

Did she beat you to a parking space or something? Good job taking a picture of two normal looking people and their dog, I guess.

lol if you think it isn't trashy as hell to take a shopping cart out of a department store and into the mall proper. Also, taking your little dog along with you? lmao.

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




to be fair people who take non-service animals into places where only service animals are allowed are lovely and selfish

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

The Snoo posted:

to be fair people who take non-service animals into places where only service animals are allowed are lovely and selfish

Could be a seizure dog. Those little dogs are good at that, apparently.

I have a horrendous dog allergy and hate people bringing non-service dogs into malls, etc., but you can't necessarily tell by looking.

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


i work retail and only called out one person for bringing an animal into the store even though people do it all the time, some girl came in with her dumb rear end dog and her boyfriend and i said 'dogs arent allowed in the store'

she said 'its an emotional support animal, i have a note from my doctor' and then pulled out her phone and showed me some dumb email she had

i looked at her boyfriend and looked back to her and said 'dogs arent allowed in the store' and she handed the leash to her boyfriend and told him to take doggo back to the car

i'm quite convinced if its an actual service animal it will be quite clear what the animal is doing that the person is incapable of doing themselves and in that case, im fine with dogs being in the store.

Britt Burns
Nov 24, 2007
Biscuit Hider

AlbieQuirky posted:

Could be a seizure dog. Those little dogs are good at that, apparently.

I have a horrendous dog allergy and hate people bringing non-service dogs into malls, etc., but you can't necessarily tell by looking.

I've never seen a service animal without some sort of leash, harness, or collar - would someone who needs a dog to stay healthy/comfortable seriously not have a way to control it?

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




service dogs are usually trained really well and don't act like a regular dog when they're working

so when people with untrained service dogs bring them into places and they act up, because they're dogs, it really fucks with people's perception of service animals and it's not fair to people who really need them

I get the idea of 'emotional support' animals but idk you're loving over a lot of people bringing your untrained dog into places they're not supposed to be

I don't think (legally) they're required to have any special vests or leashes but I appreciate when people do, as it's a clear indication that the dog is working and should not be pet or distracted.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

The Snoo posted:

I get the idea of 'emotional support' animals but idk you're loving over a lot of people bringing your untrained dog into places they're not supposed to be

Yeah, these people piss me off, if you can't be emotionally stable enough to spend 20 minutes at the grocery store, you need a hell of a lot more help than that lovely little dog you're dragging around.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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I had someone try to bring a dog into a commercial kitchen when she came in to discuss catering with our head chef. Literally everyone in the kitchen turned when the door opened and said "what the gently caress!!!" All at once.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Britt Burns posted:

I've never seen a service animal without some sort of leash, harness, or collar - would someone who needs a dog to stay healthy/comfortable seriously not have a way to control it?

Not a seizure dog, necessarily.

I mean, the woman's probably just an inconsiderate jerk, but maybe not.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Brawnfire posted:

I had someone try to bring a dog into a commercial kitchen when she came in to discuss catering with our head chef. Literally everyone in the kitchen turned when the door opened and said "what the gently caress!!!" All at once.

Dog's on the menu boys!

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Britt Burns posted:

Solice Kirsk posted:

Unless the image is cropped I think the pictures would have been better taken from further away. As it is she's the focal point instead of being "at once part of the American land."
It is cropped (it wasn't taken from nearly as close as it looks), it's hard to see the dog otherwise. You're right though, so I'm gonna replace it with the kid's face obscured.
:golfclap:

epic bird guy
Dec 9, 2014

The hammer of federal judgement for ADA violation is not worth the bother of addressing dogs in stores IMO. Unless they (dog or owner) start behaving in an unacceptable way such as leaking poo poo in a 30 foot line along the floor, which happened once at a store I worked at.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


SCA Enthusiast posted:

The hammer of federal judgement for ADA violation is not worth the bother of addressing dogs in stores IMO. Unless they (dog or owner) start behaving in an unacceptable way such as leaking poo poo in a 30 foot line along the floor, which happened once at a store I worked at.

I've witnesssed a woman squatting a poo poo out then picking it up and touching as much stuff in a bakery as she could.
gently caress you boss I will not escort her out.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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I worked at a gas station for about 4 months and this lady's kid peed all over the floor. She just looked at me and said, "My daughter had an accident" and tried to walk out. I locked the door from behind the counter and made her clean it up. She was really really mad that she had to clean her own daughter's piss off a gas station floor.

Not the same as a dog, but still gross so it fits the thread.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I worked at Wal-Mart and that place was always covered in piss and poo poo and vomit and even a massive like of fresh cut hair once.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


When I worked at Target someone's 5yo poo poo his pants and dragged his rear end through every aisle of Electronics. We had two separate people change their kid's diapers and leave them in carts in the grocery aisles. We also had a serial shitter in the changing rooms. Someone would try on a ton of women's clothing, pile them on the floor, and poo poo right in the middle of it like some hosed up poo poo bird with a cloth nest.

I guess what I'm saying is well-behaved dogs-- registered as a service animal or not-- are a lot less gross than a large amount of people. I'd much rather have a dog hanging out near grocery than some crazy unwashed person running poop hands all over the produce.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Yes. Fitting rooms are like the holy grail of public making GBS threads locations.

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




Scathach posted:

I guess what I'm saying is well-behaved dogs-- registered as a service animal or not-- are a lot less gross than a large amount of people. I'd much rather have a dog hanging out near grocery than some crazy unwashed person running poop hands all over the produce.

:agreed:

harsh but fair

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Humans were a mistake

Mandactyl
Jun 1, 2011

A kinder, gentler herpes
Grimey Drawer

The Bloop posted:

Humans were a mistake

At least I was

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Mandactyl posted:

At least I was

Same, actually.


Dogs should be keeping us out, but they're all way too good boys

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

Paladinus posted:

You are the dog, admit it!

Bitch what I tell you about hurting my fee fees

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a340XJ9V33M


His whole channel is a phantasmagorium of AUG tbf

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




Sludge Tank posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a340XJ9V33M


His whole channel is a phantasmagorium of AUG tbf

I'll mow the lawn in a second, ma, IM FILMING

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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That's a cantaloupe not a honeydew! :mad:

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

This avatar helped buy Lowtax a new skeleton.

Oh that's the guy from the whole Sarkeesian effects thing that hbomberguy made two videos on!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsdIHK8O5yo

HappyKitty
Jul 11, 2005

Sludge Tank posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a340XJ9V33M


His whole channel is a phantasmagorium of AUG tbf

"Hahn-Why"

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
I worked in retail once and watched a kid shake a turd out of the bottom of his pant leg, pick it up, and hand it to an employee, then wander off. She didn't realize what was happening until turd was in hand, and I was too stunned to do anything.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
I feel like all retailers have to deal with fecal artists at one point or another

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Sludge Tank posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a340XJ9V33M


His whole channel is a phantasmagorium of AUG tbf

Urini keeps getting funnier and funnier. What a man.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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It’s me. I’m the person making GBS threads in places. What can I say? It’s a natural beautiful thing and if god didn’t want us to poo poo any and everywhere he wouldn’t have made us poo poo at all

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Iron Crowned posted:

I feel like all retailers have to deal with fecal artists at one point or another

We had a crazy person finger paint all over our bathroom walls with his poop.

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Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
My wife worked in Macy's for years and never had anyone poo poo in the changing room. She thinks the secret shitters are as real as Bigfoot.

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