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GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

well well pissbaby trump is doing the old "lets get america attacked so i can rally the troops" republican pisstrick
now watch this drive

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

FogHelmut posted:

What happened to the story about american evangelicals wanting this to happen to bring about the rapture?

Oh I didn't say what the pastors want out of it, just what Donny's doing it for.

Dignity Van Houten
Jul 28, 2006

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ELLAMENNO-P


Alan Smithee posted:

The cloning is good. Did you stamp it out or just content aware fill

:lol:

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Minimum purchase?

MechaX
Nov 19, 2011

"Let's be positive! Let's start a fire!"

nooneofconsequence posted:

as if Trump could throw anything heavier than a roll of paper towels

That's probably true.

They are still going out of the Oval Office window though!

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

Free Palestine with any purchase!

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
I'm sure it's a conincidence that all the mormon republicans who support shrinking the monuments are fat dumb assholes who go out in the woods exactly once a year to kill a deer and get pissed off when they can't go absolutely everywhere in thier ATVs. (Outside hover-rounds for fat useless retards)

Bob NewSCART
Feb 1, 2012

Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."


Wuh oh

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

quote:

Remember I said we're bringing Christmas back? Christmas is back, bigger and better than ever before. We're bringing Christmas back. (Applause.) And we say it now with pride. Let me just say, to those here today and all across the country: Merry Christmas to everybody. (Applause.) And also, happy holidays and a great New Year. We're going to have a great, great year.


quote:

And I have to say, really -- talk about a very special guy that I made Secretary of the Interior. Does he know the interior. He's knows it, he loves it. He loves seeing it and riding on it.

quote:

Governor Gary Herbert. Where is Gary? Come on Gary. Come on, Gary. Get over there, Gary. So they can -- (applause) -- and you’re your wife, the First Lady, is fantastic. Thank you very much. First Lady. Thank you, First Lady.

[quote] We have seen needed improvements, like infrastructure upgrades and road maintenance, impeded and foreclosed. We have seen how this tragic federal overreach prevents many Native Americans from having their rightful voice over the sacred land where they practice their most important ancestral and religious traditions. (Applause.)

Wild ride from start to finish

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Did that stupid pile of poo poo actually incinuate that the native americans wanted him to shrink the monuments? lol

gently caress me, gently caress you, gently caress this gay earth and Hail Satan.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Is there anything Jared Kushner didn't fail to disclose?

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

nooneofconsequence posted:

as if Trump could throw anything heavier than a roll of paper towels

The racial animus empowers him to push his body beyond its natural limits and much like Samson’s final act, this Herculean display of strength will extract a heavy toll, as a lifetime of obesity and fast food trigger a cataclysmic sequence of heart attacks and strokes that render him a mindless drooling vegetable. Unlike Samson however, this does not end his reign and things mostly proceed unchanged, though Twitter is a bit quieter.

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

Is there anything Jared Kushner didn't fail to disclose?

Disclosure Form: "Name: _________________________"
Kushner: *starts sweating profusely*

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

fishing with the fam posted:

Disclosure Form: "Name: _________________________"
Kushner: *starts sweating profusely*

Sex: F

gently caress gently caress

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017

fishing with the fam posted:

Disclosure Form: "Name: _________________________"
Kushner: *starts sweating profusely*

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004


"I'll take it!" - Israel.

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

The amount of poo poo Ladyboy failed to disclose must be in the billions by now

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Make Kushner testify publicly so we can laugh at his dumb poo poo nerdshoe voice.

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

Kumo posted:

"I'll take it!" - Israel.

[video type="youtube"]yR08q—9cOM[/video]

gently caress I don’t know how to embed YouTube from mobile

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Sockser posted:

[video type="youtube"]yR08q—9cOM[/video]

gently caress I don’t know how to embed YouTube from mobile

lol thats a hosed up link dude

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

Found in a thing Ben Garrison retweeted

https://twitter.com/walterowensgrpa/status/938103778263339009

Careful Drums
Oct 30, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

EPIC fat guy vids posted:

Oh mama I'm in fear for my life from the short hands of the Trump
Old men have put an end to my healthcare and I had to sell my home.
Oh mama I can hear coughing from the black lungs of clean coal
Senate voted on the tax bill, our country doesn't have very long.

The jig is up, the news is fake, he lost all his sanity
The renegade once called McCain voted against his country
Brain cancer lead him astray
This will be the end of days
Tiny Rocket Man

:vote5:

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Walter Owens Grandpa types like Dotard himself

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


well this is not what I expected to see in don's replies: titties

:nws: https://twitter.com/georgia_hunr/status/938102415894765568

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.
Buncha news agencies (CNN, FOX, etc.) are reporting that Muller's team has spent around $7Mil already on the investigation. Wonder how long until that's used as a fulcrum by our special boy to end the investigation?

Framed as "A waste of taxpayers' money", of course.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

No lets use taxpayer money to find out about all those illegals who voted for Hillary. I hope Garrison dies of constipation.

Old Dun Cow
Sep 5, 2006

mono posted:

Took a little piss where Obama slept
Hid Donald's phone and then he wept
And dreamed about you
Putin

Wore a wire down inside
Made a little tape for the FBI
Sarah Sanders got a hosed up brain
and eye

Well that's a hearty lol

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Obsidianheart posted:

Buncha news agencies (CNN, FOX, etc.) are reporting that Muller's team has spent around $7Mil already on the investigation. Wonder how long until that's used as a fulcrum by our special boy to end the investigation?

Framed as "A waste of taxpayers' money", of course.

GolfTrips.xls

World War Mammories posted:

well this is not what I expected to see in don's replies: titties

:nws: https://twitter.com/georgia_hunr/status/938102415894765568

She's not wrong

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

World War Mammories posted:

well this is not what I expected to see in don's replies: titties

:nws: https://twitter.com/georgia_hunr/status/938102415894765568

This would be a problem for Pence.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

this is legit offensive to me

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

World War Mammories posted:

well this is not what I expected to see in don's replies: titties

:nws: https://twitter.com/georgia_hunr/status/938102415894765568

Send them to bring peace to the middle east.

Dr.Caligari
May 5, 2005

"Here's a big, beautiful avatar for someone"

Obsidianheart posted:

Buncha news agencies (CNN, FOX, etc.) are reporting that Muller's team has spent around $7Mil already on the investigation. Wonder how long until that's used as a fulcrum by our special boy to end the investigation?

Framed as "A waste of taxpayers' money", of course.

I came to post this. As if you can even put a price on investigating treasonous activity by a current president.

For reference, the Twin Peaks biker shooting in Waco TX in 2015 spent almost $2 million and 2 years of work trying to prosecute just one guy who was not rich nor in the government ( which they lost).

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

Russia has been banned from the Winter Olympics. Can't wait to hear Donny's take

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

mono posted:

Russia has been banned from the Winter Olympics. Can't wait to hear Donny's take

Nah, the athletes can still compete, just as neutral parties.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Big Beef City posted:

Nah, the athletes can still compete, just as neutral parties.

yes but no flag will fly, no anthem will be played, no gov. officials allowed, etc.

its still Russia getting owned lol

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008

World War Mammories posted:

well this is not what I expected to see in don's replies: titties

:nws: https://twitter.com/georgia_hunr/status/938102415894765568

They're pretty nice, imo

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Die sad and alone with your ol tumor-havin rear end
http://tucson.com/news/state-and-re...a7e36b0339.html

Hanoi'ing my balls off

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



mono posted:

Russia has been banned from the Winter Olympics. Can't wait to hear Donny's take

Didn't they get banned from the previous summer olympics for the exact same poo poo? A ban which lasted all of a couple days until the checks cleared the passionate arguments swayed the hearts of the IOC.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Big Beef City posted:

Nah, the athletes can still compete, just as neutral parties.

FOR MEEE

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old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Make the tweet bintch

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