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Tax Inductions
Jul 9, 2007

I carry refreshments to the good guys
I made the good guys some home fries

World War Mammories posted:

well this is not what I expected to see in don's replies: titties

:nws: https://twitter.com/georgia_hunr/status/938102415894765568

First time I saw this lady's orbs was another reply to Don with the caption 'tits out for Obama'. It's a pretty good gimmick imo

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old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Praise mirrored flesh orb

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

old beast lunatic posted:

Praise mirrored flesh orb

Piss orbs are the true orbs heretic

MC Hawking
Apr 27, 2004

by VideoGames
Fun Shoe
If breathing wasn't a reflex action I'm pretty sure we'd all have been spared this mess since I see no evidence to the contrary that Donnie isn't to stupid to breathe.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Piss is stored in the orbs.

Tax Inductions
Jul 9, 2007

I carry refreshments to the good guys
I made the good guys some home fries
These orbs kill fascists

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Random Stranger posted:

Didn't they get banned from the previous summer olympics for the exact same poo poo? A ban which lasted all of a couple days until the checks cleared the passionate arguments swayed the hearts of the IOC.

The documentary ICARUS on Netflix is about all the shady poo poo behind this and is pretty good (it would be even better if they cut out all the human interest aspects, but it's still really good). It ends with the Russian's highest-ranking anti-doping officer going into federal witness protection because Putin was making attempts on his life.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

https://twitter.com/aseitzwald/status/938113548173086720

blaise rascal
May 16, 2012

"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."
Sarah Sander's press conference for today was supposed to start right now, but it was just delayed by 30 minutes.

They're sweating

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


Sockser posted:

[video type="youtube"]yR08q—9cOM[/video]

gently caress I don’t know how to embed YouTube from mobile

for some reason the iOS will 'helpfully' swap out the double quote characters in your posts with some other unicode character that won't be recognized by SA's parser

the only way around it is to do the following:
- put the link unaltered in video tags, post
- the parser will automatically create the type flag with the correct quote characters, immediately click edit
- switch the type flag over to youtube instead of being youtu or whatever it does then save the post. DO NOT TOUCH THE QUOTE CHARACTERS
- sa will now parse the post correctly and embed the video

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

blaise rascal posted:

Sarah Sander's press conference for today was supposed to start right now, but it was just delayed by 30 minutes.

They're sweating

Its here if anyone is curious, and yeah, it gonna be a poo poo show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFgVh19Dc0I

ROFL Octopus
Jun 20, 2014

LET ME EXPLAIN

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

Random Stranger posted:

Didn't they get banned from the previous summer olympics for the exact same poo poo? A ban which lasted all of a couple days until the checks cleared the passionate arguments swayed the hearts of the IOC.

That was a handful of athletes, as I recall. This is the first time the IOC has told Russia to gently caress off.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Applesnots posted:

Its here if anyone is curious, and yeah, it gonna be a poo poo show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFgVh19Dc0I

Sarah please comment on the presidents statement that mueller can't look at his finances.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

That sounds like a reasonable train of thought from an adult person. Alabama hates that poo poo.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Puh-lease, like the dotard uses words like 'please'.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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They also got banned from Eurovision last year but that was because their performer violated Ukrainian law by performing in occupied Crimea, lol

The cynical theory is that they decided on her because who would kick out a performer in a wheelchair?

E: Ukraine would

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
A briefing so chock full of lols they needed three timeslots today

2:00 PM
President Schedule Press Briefing with Press Secretary Sarah Sanders White House Briefing Room
On Camera
2:30 PM
President Schedule Press Briefing with Press Secretary Sarah Sanders White House Briefing Room
On Camera
3:00 PM
President Schedule Press Briefing with Press Secretary Sarah Sanders White House Briefing Room
On Camera

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Applesnots posted:

Its here if anyone is curious, and yeah, it gonna be a poo poo show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFgVh19Dc0I

Aww yis, cant wait to watch that potato head squirm and sizzle till her mismatched eyes fall off.

Paranoid Peanut
Nov 13, 2009


LifeSunDeath posted:

Aww yis, cant wait to watch that potato head squirm and sizzle till her mismatched eyes fall off.

Clark Nova
Jul 18, 2004

Outrail posted:

Puh-lease, like the dotard uses words like 'please'.

I’d like to see a bunch of these edited to have Trump say something polite, respectful, eloquent and presidential.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

https://twitter.com/KhaledAbuToameh/status/938100320147791872

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Israel better give us iron dome action for all the brain we give them in turn

bollig
Apr 7, 2006

Never Forget.

It is really hard for me to express how much I hate Mike Pence. This is just plain wrong.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

Alan Smithee posted:

Israel better give us iron dome action for all the brain we give them in turn

golda meir told nixon israel was taking everybody with them if poo poo goes down

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


College Mike Pence makes College Ted Cruz look like Van Wilder.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

can we have a day of rage in the us too please? that sounds badass

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

Burt Sexual posted:

can we have a day of rage in the us too please? that sounds badass

Much cooler than left handedness awareness day. This is why the terrorists are winning.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Burt Sexual posted:

can we have a day of rage in the us too please? that sounds badass

Every day is my day of rage.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



The US unironically should implement The Purge

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

C'mon Sara u troglodyte lets hear some lies. Stop blueballing me

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich

:smithicide:

vyst posted:

The US unironically should implement The Purge

Purge 2 just showed how it would just be rich people kidnapping poors to kill.

A. Beaverhausen fucked around with this message at 21:07 on Dec 5, 2017

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Clark Nova posted:

I’d like to see a bunch of these edited to have Trump say something polite, respectful, eloquent and presidential.

Fake news!

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

Lil Peeler posted:

C'mon Sara u troglodyte lets hear some lies. Stop blueballing me

lol she's going to skip the event entirely.

Dr.Caligari
May 5, 2005

"Here's a big, beautiful avatar for someone"
‘We cancelled the briefing because we know everyone is at work or out spending money thanks to the tax reform I (me(Donald Trump)) gave to you. ‘

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

Lil Peeler posted:

C'mon Sara u troglodyte lets hear some lies. Stop blueballing me

they do this on purpose so the reporters have to piss
which means the reporters have catheters probably
cool world (not)

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

its piss all the way down with this administration

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

Burt Sexual posted:

can we have a day of rage in the us too please? that sounds badass

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Days_of_Rage

it was kind of lame

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost
Is Maher a goon?
https://twitter.com/billmaher/status/938139370002849792

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Quick gym advice for Sarah: never skip head day.

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